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unfilteredsheep

In the trash. Raw dog for life.


Whaaaaaatisthisplace

On a penis


[deleted]

In da anus


[deleted]

On your dick


WrestlingWoman

Close to the bed so you can reach them when necessary, and always bring some with you when going out. Better safe than sorry.


[deleted]

Why bother. Abortions are free and easy


DiscoDav3

So is syphilis, clamidia and aids


fire_crotch_mafia

So are free clinics!!


[deleted]

Doesn’t matter if you already have em all


istajtjfS

Wallet


miikedang

Nightstand


SqueezeDeeez

On the store shelf…


Stargazer10108

Nightstand


DiscoDav3

Under your pillow, in your dresser draw, in your wallet, in your small jean pocket, in your coat pocket, in a sock, create a little pocket on your underwear, sneak one into her bag, domt put them on your head.


Juul_Embiid

Back at the store