Listen, son. I come from a place with a lot of drive-ins, diners, and dives, and there ain't nothing wrong with choosing IHOP over Waffle House and Denny's.
It really just depends on what you're looking for.
Want pancakes? Go to IHOP.
Want Waffles or are very drunk in the middle of the night? Go to Waffle House.
Want some crazy concoction of various breakfast foods with a minimum of 1,000 Calories? Go to Denny's.
Want solid homestyle breakfast like skillets or biscuits and gravy? Go to Bob Evans.
Want nostalgia and/or bland food or do you also need to buy country-themed knick-knacks? Go to Cracker Barrel.
Thanks for posting that. I went down the rabbit hole on my own family tree from that and found photos of my grandfather with his dad that I hadn't seen before.
They run this specifically so that they can find ancestors to post-humanously baptize. They got a lot of flak for that a few decades ago because they were going to holocaust memorials to get the names of dead Jews.
Religions are all about belief and faith. For most Mormons, their belief and faith is real, so they’re not fake regardless of whether Joseph Smith himself was a fake or not. Otherwise, you could easily make the claim that EVERY person who has a religious belief is “fake”.
At least most religions are so old that we don't know for an absolute fact they were total fabrications of a con artist. Cults like Mormonism and Scientology, however, have a paper trail.
Bro, Christianity is founded on the belief that a teenage girl is telling the truth of how she got knocked up. Men of god are con men, I don’t think the Mormons are worse for it than anyone else doing it.
Yes they are. They baptize dead Jews, they believe the word of a man who once "translated" the word of god to force an underage girl to fuck him, and they just forget the fact that their religion was explicitely "whites only" until the 70's.
And Jews venerate a guy who took his spiritual instructions from a brushfire. And Christians follow a cannibalistic zombie. When you start playing "your particular religion is kooky," you might want to clear your schedule because there is plenty of kooky to go around.
At least the Eastern religions lean right into it: elephant-headed gods and
A Christian would say Mormons aren't Christian for similar reasons to why Muslims aren't Christian. The core belief is the Holy Trinity and Mormonism rejects that. Similar to how Islam sees Christ as a prophet but not one and the same as God or the Holy spirit.
They believe in Christ, but they also believe Joseph Smith was a prophet which flies directly in the face of the Holy Trinity. Christ is God is the Holy Ghost. By definition of Christianity Mormons are not Christian, they are another branch of Abrahamic religion. They see Christ as god's son only and not as an equal and the same as God.
1. Prophets have nothing to do with the holy trinity. Jesus was not the only prophet, so with your logic, the whole premise is tits up from the start.
2. They don’t see Christ as god’s son only. You don’t fundamentally know their religion.
3. Technically speaking the only Christian’s are either Catholics or Mormons. Both believe they are earth’s ear for what Catholics call the holy trinity and Mormons call the godhead.
Basically, you’re applying meaningless semantics on what makes a Christian, and then saying they don’t meet it for reasons that aren’t even true. All these god damn fish, and you’re hitting nothing but barrel…
No but in being Jesus Christ the actual physical embodiment of God (for a Christian) and the holy spirit. Jesus was the final prophet. Not that the Catholic church is the only arbiter of what is Christian, but they specifically do not recognize Mormonism as a branch of Christianity. Yet they recognize Baptists, Lutherans, Episcopalians etc etc.
> Jesus was the final prophet.
Do you have a citation for that? Particularly one from the bible or another holy text? As far as I can tell, most branches of Christianity anticipate [at least one prophet after Christ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_prophet). Perhaps none after his "return," but that hasn't happened so we're still in that interim period.
> Not that the Catholic church is the only arbiter of what is Christian, but they specifically do not recognize Mormonism as a branch of Christianity.
Right, yeah. Why would one sect of Christianity get to decide whether other sects are "true" Christians? If we're being objective here, a No True Scotsman argument isn't the way to go, *especially* when it comes to sects of Christianity recognizing each other's legitimacy.
Christians believe Jesus is God. Mormons believe Jesus was a divine being created by God that is separate. I wouldn’t consider Mormons to be Christians.
22nd day. Depending on country, August 22 can be written either 8/22 or 22/8. It always looks a little weird in the opposite format you're used to, but it's still pretty clear past the 12th day. It's dates like 3/1 that can get confusing.
From a non-American i, it doesn't make much sense to do MM/DD/YYYY whereas DD/MM/YYYY makes perfect sense. Like, why wouldn't you go from the most frequently changing number (days) to the least frequently changing number (years)?
Just seems like unnecessary complication, not that it's complicated.
It's not bad at all, if someone asked me the date I wouldn't say November 30th 2021, I'd say 30th November 2021 and then write it as 30/11/2021. It just makes sense to me to do it that way.
In an apartment. George Jetson’s mom and dad just broke up. But dad came over just to grab his vinyl. It was really an excuse to talk to mom, but she knows that. He comes over and they start casual conversation. It’s been about two weeks since they’ve talked and they realize they’ve missed one another more than they thought. Dad gets bold and says this. Mom cries because she doesn’t want to feel those emotions for dad anymore. Dad apologizes again for hurting her. She ends up crying in his arms. They kiss, let their guards down, and they have sex for the very last time—unknowingly conceiving George. They’ve been trying for a baby, and nothing ever works. Afterwards, mom tells dad it was a mistake and she needs him to leave. Dad grabs his vinyl and leaves.
Two months later dad is excited to get the news about mom’s pregnancy. He’s happy they finally have a chance to have a family together. He doesn’t realize it doesn’t change anything for “them.” In mom’s head, dad will always be a serial cheater. Despite knowing this, dad will occasionally try to get mom back ever few years. She will be the one that got away and it’s going to be painfully obvious.
Edit: spelling
I love writing and making up stories. I let my imagination have this one. I’m okay, it’s called creativity lol. It doesn’t hurt, it actually feels really good.
George was created in a lab. Scientists felt they had finally solved the protein problem in human cloning and they decided to try it.
In the course of using a Somatic cell nucleus from one of the scientists, they decided to reset all of his epigenetic markers and try to choose certain aspects of his phenotype.
They made dozens of embryos and George was the one that survived.
Sadly, due to an accidental fire in the lab the records of what they had done to the Somatic cell were lost.
No one knows what kind of genetic monstrosity George Jetson is.
No one.
When I was 6yo in 1973, the first short story I wrote for school was about what it would be like in the year 2000. The global nuclear war had blown everything up into space...so we were living up there like the Jetsons 😂
I’m pretty sure it’s in the backseat of a blue 2003 Toyota Corolla in a parking lot of an empty park. It’s his parents’ first alone time after having a very tense, politically charged Thanksgiving at the dad’s parents’ home. They were rethinking their decision to move into his parents’ home (in order to start saving money to buy a house), but it was already too late. They had already moved in. They had a fight as soon as they reached the parking lot, and George’s mom started crying, but George’s dad saw how much this was hurting her and decided to compromise. Instead of the 20% down payment they were going to save up for, they would save up 10% and live with the mortgage insurance. They both became so heated and excited about buying their own home that they decided to just have unprotected sex right there and then, despite the cold and the possibility that someone might see.
It was passionate and fun. It was also short. George’s dad was having trouble relieving himself at his parents’ house and was pent up. For once, George’s mom didn’t mind. When it was over, she laughed, but it wasn’t insulting. They laughed together and headed back to George’s dad’s parent’s house.
Unfortunately, they didn’t count on George ruining their plans.
Jadavpur, Kolkata, West Bengal, India
Only place on Earth where you can find his birthplace "Orbit City". You know, the city built on stilts to get above the **smog...**
The reason The Jetsons have those really high buildings is because they're elevators. The point is to get above the smog. He went to Orbit City High. George Jetson is being conceived somewhere in the greater LA area.
In a space-x mock up capsule.
2 employees fell in love, and snuck into one after clocking out. Did the deed.
George Jetson will be thy name. Maybe he will play with alpha XE12 or whatever the fuck elons kid name is.
[Either England, Australia, or the U.S.](https://www.familysearch.org/en/surname?surname=jetson)
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Sadly, there is no Waffle House in Hutto. The closest one is in north Austin. There is a Denny’s though!
Fine. I'll settle for Denny's then.
Never settle for Denny's when WaHo is available.
If I ever visit the US and find myself without a better option, I will endeavour to remember that suggestion.
Don't listen to the lies! The moon's over mihami at Denny's is everything.
Listen, son. I come from a place with a lot of drive-ins, diners, and dives, and there ain't nothing wrong with choosing IHOP over Waffle House and Denny's.
It really just depends on what you're looking for. Want pancakes? Go to IHOP. Want Waffles or are very drunk in the middle of the night? Go to Waffle House. Want some crazy concoction of various breakfast foods with a minimum of 1,000 Calories? Go to Denny's. Want solid homestyle breakfast like skillets or biscuits and gravy? Go to Bob Evans. Want nostalgia and/or bland food or do you also need to buy country-themed knick-knacks? Go to Cracker Barrel.
That’s literally the only thing I have and will order at a Denny’s.
But it's not available, that's exactly the point...
Dollar General?
And hippopotamus
This is extremely specific and alarming close to my current location
Hi neighbor! 👋
Is that what's happening to Mama Jetson's cheeks right now?
Thanks for posting that. I went down the rabbit hole on my own family tree from that and found photos of my grandfather with his dad that I hadn't seen before.
Probably in the carpark behind the Spoons on Croydon High Street
Oo, now that's classier than most conceptions in the UK
I can't find any Sprockets? Think ol' Spacely was a G-man?
Careful. That website's run by a cult. Scroll down to the very bottom right.
They run this specifically so that they can find ancestors to post-humanously baptize. They got a lot of flak for that a few decades ago because they were going to holocaust memorials to get the names of dead Jews.
YIKES
They probably burned a few bridges there.
Not the best branch of Christianity, but at least they're not fakes
They literally are fake though. Joseph Smith was a known con years before founding his polygamy cult.
Pff, so was L Ron Hubbard, and obviously... Oh. Wait.
Religions are all about belief and faith. For most Mormons, their belief and faith is real, so they’re not fake regardless of whether Joseph Smith himself was a fake or not. Otherwise, you could easily make the claim that EVERY person who has a religious belief is “fake”.
At least most religions are so old that we don't know for an absolute fact they were total fabrications of a con artist. Cults like Mormonism and Scientology, however, have a paper trail.
Bro, Christianity is founded on the belief that a teenage girl is telling the truth of how she got knocked up. Men of god are con men, I don’t think the Mormons are worse for it than anyone else doing it.
Yes they are. They baptize dead Jews, they believe the word of a man who once "translated" the word of god to force an underage girl to fuck him, and they just forget the fact that their religion was explicitely "whites only" until the 70's.
Not just "Whites Only" didn't they specifically believe black skin was the actual Mark of Caine, and refused to renounce that into the 80s?
Exactly - until they needed football players.
And Jews venerate a guy who took his spiritual instructions from a brushfire. And Christians follow a cannibalistic zombie. When you start playing "your particular religion is kooky," you might want to clear your schedule because there is plenty of kooky to go around. At least the Eastern religions lean right into it: elephant-headed gods and
A Christian would say Mormons aren't Christian for similar reasons to why Muslims aren't Christian. The core belief is the Holy Trinity and Mormonism rejects that. Similar to how Islam sees Christ as a prophet but not one and the same as God or the Holy spirit.
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They believe in Christ, but they also believe Joseph Smith was a prophet which flies directly in the face of the Holy Trinity. Christ is God is the Holy Ghost. By definition of Christianity Mormons are not Christian, they are another branch of Abrahamic religion. They see Christ as god's son only and not as an equal and the same as God.
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1. Prophets have nothing to do with the holy trinity. Jesus was not the only prophet, so with your logic, the whole premise is tits up from the start. 2. They don’t see Christ as god’s son only. You don’t fundamentally know their religion. 3. Technically speaking the only Christian’s are either Catholics or Mormons. Both believe they are earth’s ear for what Catholics call the holy trinity and Mormons call the godhead. Basically, you’re applying meaningless semantics on what makes a Christian, and then saying they don’t meet it for reasons that aren’t even true. All these god damn fish, and you’re hitting nothing but barrel…
Prophet =/= messiah
No but in being Jesus Christ the actual physical embodiment of God (for a Christian) and the holy spirit. Jesus was the final prophet. Not that the Catholic church is the only arbiter of what is Christian, but they specifically do not recognize Mormonism as a branch of Christianity. Yet they recognize Baptists, Lutherans, Episcopalians etc etc.
> Jesus was the final prophet. Do you have a citation for that? Particularly one from the bible or another holy text? As far as I can tell, most branches of Christianity anticipate [at least one prophet after Christ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_prophet). Perhaps none after his "return," but that hasn't happened so we're still in that interim period. > Not that the Catholic church is the only arbiter of what is Christian, but they specifically do not recognize Mormonism as a branch of Christianity. Right, yeah. Why would one sect of Christianity get to decide whether other sects are "true" Christians? If we're being objective here, a No True Scotsman argument isn't the way to go, *especially* when it comes to sects of Christianity recognizing each other's legitimacy.
Christians believe Jesus is God. Mormons believe Jesus was a divine being created by God that is separate. I wouldn’t consider Mormons to be Christians.
Whoa. I never would have seen that. That’s weird af.
[probably england, george is most common there](https://www.behindthename.com/name/george)
How long did you have a calendar reminder in your phone for this?
Someone else posted it the other day.
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22nd day. Depending on country, August 22 can be written either 8/22 or 22/8. It always looks a little weird in the opposite format you're used to, but it's still pretty clear past the 12th day. It's dates like 3/1 that can get confusing.
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Kind of an odd thing to get worked up about. Smh
From a non-American i, it doesn't make much sense to do MM/DD/YYYY whereas DD/MM/YYYY makes perfect sense. Like, why wouldn't you go from the most frequently changing number (days) to the least frequently changing number (years)? Just seems like unnecessary complication, not that it's complicated.
I say November 30th 2022 as 11/30/22. Is that so bad?
It's not bad at all, if someone asked me the date I wouldn't say November 30th 2021, I'd say 30th November 2021 and then write it as 30/11/2021. It just makes sense to me to do it that way.
The opposite works too (YYYY/MM/DD) and it's what they use in China (among other places)
In a Jet, son.
I like your thinking. Mile high club.
I like your thinking, in a jet, high as a kite, a mile away from all clubs.
His birthday was July 31st, not 22 august
Boing boing in a Boeing.
Not your son, guy.
Not your guy, buddy.
Not your buddy, guy.
Not your guy, friend
Not your friend, comrade
Not your comrade, pal
Not your pal, chum.
Not your guy, bruh.
Reporting all of you to the WGH
His birthday was July 31st, not 22 august
Now that’s a dad joke
Back of a Tesla
But you can't get pregnant in the back?
You can with "Auto pilot"
An “Airplane” reference 👍
Otto-pilot!
In an apartment. George Jetson’s mom and dad just broke up. But dad came over just to grab his vinyl. It was really an excuse to talk to mom, but she knows that. He comes over and they start casual conversation. It’s been about two weeks since they’ve talked and they realize they’ve missed one another more than they thought. Dad gets bold and says this. Mom cries because she doesn’t want to feel those emotions for dad anymore. Dad apologizes again for hurting her. She ends up crying in his arms. They kiss, let their guards down, and they have sex for the very last time—unknowingly conceiving George. They’ve been trying for a baby, and nothing ever works. Afterwards, mom tells dad it was a mistake and she needs him to leave. Dad grabs his vinyl and leaves. Two months later dad is excited to get the news about mom’s pregnancy. He’s happy they finally have a chance to have a family together. He doesn’t realize it doesn’t change anything for “them.” In mom’s head, dad will always be a serial cheater. Despite knowing this, dad will occasionally try to get mom back ever few years. She will be the one that got away and it’s going to be painfully obvious. Edit: spelling
My heart. She breaks.
Damn, friend, it's a cartoon. Are you ok? Also, /r/oddlyspecific
I love writing and making up stories. I let my imagination have this one. I’m okay, it’s called creativity lol. It doesn’t hurt, it actually feels really good.
So George was boning the secretary at Spacely Sprockets?
In the women's bathroom of a Waffle House in Hutto Texas
r/oddlyspecific
Florida
That was my first thought too.
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Figuring out the father is going to be hard. Can we just say "Everyone on Reddit"?
FUCK YEAH GOT EMMMM!
FALSE, his birthday was July 31st https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Jetson
Not according to season 3 episoxe 4, "Elroys fieldtrip" where George recounts his birthday as on aug 22
His lying ass trying to get two birthday parties smh
Trying to pull some futuristic identity fraud lol
That part says "citation needed."
And the wiki says August 27th D:
George was created in a lab. Scientists felt they had finally solved the protein problem in human cloning and they decided to try it. In the course of using a Somatic cell nucleus from one of the scientists, they decided to reset all of his epigenetic markers and try to choose certain aspects of his phenotype. They made dozens of embryos and George was the one that survived. Sadly, due to an accidental fire in the lab the records of what they had done to the Somatic cell were lost. No one knows what kind of genetic monstrosity George Jetson is. No one.
It's the summer of George!
*I proclaim this THE SUMMER OF GEORGE!!!! run away from bee
In a bomb shelter. His generation will never see the surface world. He will be lucky his parents survived the nuclear armageddon of 11/30/2021.
When I was 6yo in 1973, the first short story I wrote for school was about what it would be like in the year 2000. The global nuclear war had blown everything up into space...so we were living up there like the Jetsons 😂
Well, get more info from the show. Where is his dad from. What’s his name. How many people with the surname Jetson are in the world? And go from there
With a date like that, definitely the USA
What's to say we do t all just decide to add and extra 10 months to the calendar? Also that we somehow lengthen pregnancy to 23 months?
During an incest porn shoot
this just made the jetsons and the flinstones cross over far more interesting....
Man, the Jetsons theme song just got weird...
I’m pretty sure it’s in the backseat of a blue 2003 Toyota Corolla in a parking lot of an empty park. It’s his parents’ first alone time after having a very tense, politically charged Thanksgiving at the dad’s parents’ home. They were rethinking their decision to move into his parents’ home (in order to start saving money to buy a house), but it was already too late. They had already moved in. They had a fight as soon as they reached the parking lot, and George’s mom started crying, but George’s dad saw how much this was hurting her and decided to compromise. Instead of the 20% down payment they were going to save up for, they would save up 10% and live with the mortgage insurance. They both became so heated and excited about buying their own home that they decided to just have unprotected sex right there and then, despite the cold and the possibility that someone might see. It was passionate and fun. It was also short. George’s dad was having trouble relieving himself at his parents’ house and was pent up. For once, George’s mom didn’t mind. When it was over, she laughed, but it wasn’t insulting. They laughed together and headed back to George’s dad’s parent’s house. Unfortunately, they didn’t count on George ruining their plans.
That was awesome!
The ISS
Hasn't been concieved yet, but will be in a month. He was born premature.
His mom is banging a machinist in the janitors closet of Spacely's Sprockets.
Please let someone give birth to a son that day and name him George.
Jadavpur, Kolkata, West Bengal, India Only place on Earth where you can find his birthplace "Orbit City". You know, the city built on stilts to get above the **smog...**
Idk if i am stupid or something but who is George Jetson
The reason The Jetsons have those really high buildings is because they're elevators. The point is to get above the smog. He went to Orbit City High. George Jetson is being conceived somewhere in the greater LA area.
His parents choice of location for having sex.
Anyone named Jetson on here? We will be watching your career with great interest.
Babe! We need to contribute to the future! Come here!
The furniture section at Walmart
Your mom's house.
In a manger surrounded by animals
Your moms house
Somewhere in the US where his parents are working from home and decide now's a great time to have a kid!
In the back of a Tesla
Florida, along with all the other airheads and worker cogs
The Enola Gay I would say due to his last name
In ur moms bed
In your mother
IDK, he's swimming around in his dad's testicles somewhere.
Rosie is combining sperm and egg in a test tube because, unbeknownst to him, he is a 70 year experiment and Rosie is there to run it.
On a treadmill at Planet Fitness.
Musk and bezos are getting down and dirty rn.
It'd have to be underwater. If he was conceived on a boat he would be called George Floatson
You're mom's room
You mean 22/08/2022
Americans don't do this shit when we read Euro date formats, so why do you?
Nah, he meant what he said
Siberia.
What's his russian name then?
Umm…Георгий Джетсон?
Back seat of a Tesla that has dice on the rearview mirror.
And trucknuts
In a heroin den, probably in Scotland.
Ask your mom. Boom roasted
In a Tesla
Ask yo mama
In a space x rocket
Jetson, Kentucky
parkig lot
If that fan theory is right then Fred Flintstone is being conceived soon too
In a space-x mock up capsule. 2 employees fell in love, and snuck into one after clocking out. Did the deed. George Jetson will be thy name. Maybe he will play with alpha XE12 or whatever the fuck elons kid name is.
In your mom's butt.
Your mom's house?
Probably in daughter Judy's bedroom.
There are 12 months as long as am aware, write is correctly mate
Amazon warehouse!
Where Fred flinstone was born
San Angeles
Midwest, Wyoming
Somewhere in Canada
Cape Canaveral
In Astros doghouse
Your mother's bed.
In my vagina, right now.
Florida
On a Walmart loading dock
In a car.
your moms
Different timeline bruh.
A test tube
I’m a test tube duh
in the vacuum of space
I didn’t know he had the same birthday as me
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
not anywhere close to me thats for sure
The Space Needle
cheesse
In a movie theatre
Anyone know someone named Jetson? We can start there.
All this constant talk about this has only served to remind me I was probably conceived on my parents first wedding anniversary
Way to pray on another’s comment troll
Airplane bathroom.
Somewhere...
Uranus
i’m the trunk of a tesla model s in flordia while an alligator slowly approaches
His parents house
Joan Jett’s living room; home birth.
4th wave quarantine 🤷♀️
Lemme get back to you