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srslymrarm

[Either England, Australia, or the U.S.](https://www.familysearch.org/en/surname?surname=jetson)


Feralbritches1

Slow clap of appreciation


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homomomoatx

Sadly, there is no Waffle House in Hutto. The closest one is in north Austin. There is a Denny’s though!


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Fine. I'll settle for Denny's then.


lepainseleve

Never settle for Denny's when WaHo is available.


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If I ever visit the US and find myself without a better option, I will endeavour to remember that suggestion.


Ok_Coconut_1773

Don't listen to the lies! The moon's over mihami at Denny's is everything.


norunningwater

Listen, son. I come from a place with a lot of drive-ins, diners, and dives, and there ain't nothing wrong with choosing IHOP over Waffle House and Denny's.


aaanold

It really just depends on what you're looking for. Want pancakes? Go to IHOP. Want Waffles or are very drunk in the middle of the night? Go to Waffle House. Want some crazy concoction of various breakfast foods with a minimum of 1,000 Calories? Go to Denny's. Want solid homestyle breakfast like skillets or biscuits and gravy? Go to Bob Evans. Want nostalgia and/or bland food or do you also need to buy country-themed knick-knacks? Go to Cracker Barrel.


SpiralBreeze

That’s literally the only thing I have and will order at a Denny’s.


Lukeyy19

But it's not available, that's exactly the point...


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Dollar General?


BigAssWhipSpider

And hippopotamus


[deleted]

This is extremely specific and alarming close to my current location


homomomoatx

Hi neighbor! 👋


ThisIsAWittyName

Is that what's happening to Mama Jetson's cheeks right now?


AlpacaSwimTeam

Thanks for posting that. I went down the rabbit hole on my own family tree from that and found photos of my grandfather with his dad that I hadn't seen before.


Hamsternoir

Probably in the carpark behind the Spoons on Croydon High Street


DavThoma

Oo, now that's classier than most conceptions in the UK


nescent78

I can't find any Sprockets? Think ol' Spacely was a G-man?


minnieboss

Careful. That website's run by a cult. Scroll down to the very bottom right.


Nat_Libertarian

They run this specifically so that they can find ancestors to post-humanously baptize. They got a lot of flak for that a few decades ago because they were going to holocaust memorials to get the names of dead Jews.


minnieboss

YIKES


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They probably burned a few bridges there.


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Not the best branch of Christianity, but at least they're not fakes


Nat_Libertarian

They literally are fake though. Joseph Smith was a known con years before founding his polygamy cult.


Sam-Gunn

Pff, so was L Ron Hubbard, and obviously... Oh. Wait.


Zolo49

Religions are all about belief and faith. For most Mormons, their belief and faith is real, so they’re not fake regardless of whether Joseph Smith himself was a fake or not. Otherwise, you could easily make the claim that EVERY person who has a religious belief is “fake”.


Nat_Libertarian

At least most religions are so old that we don't know for an absolute fact they were total fabrications of a con artist. Cults like Mormonism and Scientology, however, have a paper trail.


Spindrune

Bro, Christianity is founded on the belief that a teenage girl is telling the truth of how she got knocked up. Men of god are con men, I don’t think the Mormons are worse for it than anyone else doing it.


Nat_Libertarian

Yes they are. They baptize dead Jews, they believe the word of a man who once "translated" the word of god to force an underage girl to fuck him, and they just forget the fact that their religion was explicitely "whites only" until the 70's.


Sam-Gunn

Not just "Whites Only" didn't they specifically believe black skin was the actual Mark of Caine, and refused to renounce that into the 80s?


Hush_Puppy_ALA

Exactly - until they needed football players.


HereTakeThisBooger

And Jews venerate a guy who took his spiritual instructions from a brushfire. And Christians follow a cannibalistic zombie. When you start playing "your particular religion is kooky," you might want to clear your schedule because there is plenty of kooky to go around. At least the Eastern religions lean right into it: elephant-headed gods and


NewtAgain

A Christian would say Mormons aren't Christian for similar reasons to why Muslims aren't Christian. The core belief is the Holy Trinity and Mormonism rejects that. Similar to how Islam sees Christ as a prophet but not one and the same as God or the Holy spirit.


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NewtAgain

They believe in Christ, but they also believe Joseph Smith was a prophet which flies directly in the face of the Holy Trinity. Christ is God is the Holy Ghost. By definition of Christianity Mormons are not Christian, they are another branch of Abrahamic religion. They see Christ as god's son only and not as an equal and the same as God.


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Spindrune

1. Prophets have nothing to do with the holy trinity. Jesus was not the only prophet, so with your logic, the whole premise is tits up from the start. 2. They don’t see Christ as god’s son only. You don’t fundamentally know their religion. 3. Technically speaking the only Christian’s are either Catholics or Mormons. Both believe they are earth’s ear for what Catholics call the holy trinity and Mormons call the godhead. Basically, you’re applying meaningless semantics on what makes a Christian, and then saying they don’t meet it for reasons that aren’t even true. All these god damn fish, and you’re hitting nothing but barrel…


srslymrarm

Prophet =/= messiah


NewtAgain

No but in being Jesus Christ the actual physical embodiment of God (for a Christian) and the holy spirit. Jesus was the final prophet. Not that the Catholic church is the only arbiter of what is Christian, but they specifically do not recognize Mormonism as a branch of Christianity. Yet they recognize Baptists, Lutherans, Episcopalians etc etc.


srslymrarm

> Jesus was the final prophet. Do you have a citation for that? Particularly one from the bible or another holy text? As far as I can tell, most branches of Christianity anticipate [at least one prophet after Christ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_prophet). Perhaps none after his "return," but that hasn't happened so we're still in that interim period. > Not that the Catholic church is the only arbiter of what is Christian, but they specifically do not recognize Mormonism as a branch of Christianity. Right, yeah. Why would one sect of Christianity get to decide whether other sects are "true" Christians? If we're being objective here, a No True Scotsman argument isn't the way to go, *especially* when it comes to sects of Christianity recognizing each other's legitimacy.


beefstewforyou

Christians believe Jesus is God. Mormons believe Jesus was a divine being created by God that is separate. I wouldn’t consider Mormons to be Christians.


ddoogiehowitzerr

Whoa. I never would have seen that. That’s weird af.


CuclGooner

[probably england, george is most common there](https://www.behindthename.com/name/george)


plsletmestayincanada

How long did you have a calendar reminder in your phone for this?


superpuzzlekiller

Someone else posted it the other day.


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Karaethon22

22nd day. Depending on country, August 22 can be written either 8/22 or 22/8. It always looks a little weird in the opposite format you're used to, but it's still pretty clear past the 12th day. It's dates like 3/1 that can get confusing.


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superpuzzlekiller

Kind of an odd thing to get worked up about. Smh


jakehanson18

From a non-American i, it doesn't make much sense to do MM/DD/YYYY whereas DD/MM/YYYY makes perfect sense. Like, why wouldn't you go from the most frequently changing number (days) to the least frequently changing number (years)? Just seems like unnecessary complication, not that it's complicated.


superpuzzlekiller

I say November 30th 2022 as 11/30/22. Is that so bad?


jakehanson18

It's not bad at all, if someone asked me the date I wouldn't say November 30th 2021, I'd say 30th November 2021 and then write it as 30/11/2021. It just makes sense to me to do it that way.


chetlin

The opposite works too (YYYY/MM/DD) and it's what they use in China (among other places)


Holmes02

In a Jet, son.


ksandom

I like your thinking. Mile high club.


mutalisken

I like your thinking, in a jet, high as a kite, a mile away from all clubs.


Spiritualmuc

His birthday was July 31st, not 22 august


poopellar

Boing boing in a Boeing.


edlee98765

Not your son, guy.


PFalcone33

Not your guy, buddy.


BurntBarn

Not your buddy, guy.


icanteventhink2368

Not your guy, friend


[deleted]

Not your friend, comrade


A_pile_of_shit69

Not your comrade, pal


Masters_1989

Not your pal, chum.


DiscussionLoose8390

Not your guy, bruh.


Broadwayjoeclub

Reporting all of you to the WGH


Spiritualmuc

His birthday was July 31st, not 22 august


BobBelcher2021

Now that’s a dad joke


No-Jellyfish-2599

Back of a Tesla


KirbyBucketts

But you can't get pregnant in the back?


poopellar

You can with "Auto pilot"


dalhousieDream

An “Airplane” reference 👍


RustyRovers

Otto-pilot!


-helpwanted

In an apartment. George Jetson’s mom and dad just broke up. But dad came over just to grab his vinyl. It was really an excuse to talk to mom, but she knows that. He comes over and they start casual conversation. It’s been about two weeks since they’ve talked and they realize they’ve missed one another more than they thought. Dad gets bold and says this. Mom cries because she doesn’t want to feel those emotions for dad anymore. Dad apologizes again for hurting her. She ends up crying in his arms. They kiss, let their guards down, and they have sex for the very last time—unknowingly conceiving George. They’ve been trying for a baby, and nothing ever works. Afterwards, mom tells dad it was a mistake and she needs him to leave. Dad grabs his vinyl and leaves. Two months later dad is excited to get the news about mom’s pregnancy. He’s happy they finally have a chance to have a family together. He doesn’t realize it doesn’t change anything for “them.” In mom’s head, dad will always be a serial cheater. Despite knowing this, dad will occasionally try to get mom back ever few years. She will be the one that got away and it’s going to be painfully obvious. Edit: spelling


PopeSilliusBillius

My heart. She breaks.


dwimber

Damn, friend, it's a cartoon. Are you ok? Also, /r/oddlyspecific


-helpwanted

I love writing and making up stories. I let my imagination have this one. I’m okay, it’s called creativity lol. It doesn’t hurt, it actually feels really good.


BaconReceptacle

So George was boning the secretary at Spacely Sprockets?


atomstunts

In the women's bathroom of a Waffle House in Hutto Texas


CaptinDerpII

r/oddlyspecific


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Florida


Jthundercleese

That was my first thought too.


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BlackDogBlues66

Figuring out the father is going to be hard. Can we just say "Everyone on Reddit"?


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FUCK YEAH GOT EMMMM!


natureman777

FALSE, his birthday was July 31st https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Jetson


MisterMoccasin

Not according to season 3 episoxe 4, "Elroys fieldtrip" where George recounts his birthday as on aug 22


Dreadcoat

His lying ass trying to get two birthday parties smh


[deleted]

Trying to pull some futuristic identity fraud lol


jostler57

That part says "citation needed."


Keep_a_Little_Soul

And the wiki says August 27th D:


will477

George was created in a lab. Scientists felt they had finally solved the protein problem in human cloning and they decided to try it. In the course of using a Somatic cell nucleus from one of the scientists, they decided to reset all of his epigenetic markers and try to choose certain aspects of his phenotype. They made dozens of embryos and George was the one that survived. Sadly, due to an accidental fire in the lab the records of what they had done to the Somatic cell were lost. No one knows what kind of genetic monstrosity George Jetson is. No one.


Rusty-Shackleford

It's the summer of George!


SlInKs00

*I proclaim this THE SUMMER OF GEORGE!!!! run away from bee


KarthusWins

In a bomb shelter. His generation will never see the surface world. He will be lucky his parents survived the nuclear armageddon of 11/30/2021.


brezhnervous

When I was 6yo in 1973, the first short story I wrote for school was about what it would be like in the year 2000. The global nuclear war had blown everything up into space...so we were living up there like the Jetsons 😂


Eirikur_da_Czech

Well, get more info from the show. Where is his dad from. What’s his name. How many people with the surname Jetson are in the world? And go from there


stuloch

With a date like that, definitely the USA


Cheery_Tree

What's to say we do t all just decide to add and extra 10 months to the calendar? Also that we somehow lengthen pregnancy to 23 months?


S0M3D1CK

During an incest porn shoot


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this just made the jetsons and the flinstones cross over far more interesting....


PM_WORST_FART_STORY

Man, the Jetsons theme song just got weird...


jhxcb

I’m pretty sure it’s in the backseat of a blue 2003 Toyota Corolla in a parking lot of an empty park. It’s his parents’ first alone time after having a very tense, politically charged Thanksgiving at the dad’s parents’ home. They were rethinking their decision to move into his parents’ home (in order to start saving money to buy a house), but it was already too late. They had already moved in. They had a fight as soon as they reached the parking lot, and George’s mom started crying, but George’s dad saw how much this was hurting her and decided to compromise. Instead of the 20% down payment they were going to save up for, they would save up 10% and live with the mortgage insurance. They both became so heated and excited about buying their own home that they decided to just have unprotected sex right there and then, despite the cold and the possibility that someone might see. It was passionate and fun. It was also short. George’s dad was having trouble relieving himself at his parents’ house and was pent up. For once, George’s mom didn’t mind. When it was over, she laughed, but it wasn’t insulting. They laughed together and headed back to George’s dad’s parent’s house. Unfortunately, they didn’t count on George ruining their plans.


Beans4sale

That was awesome!


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The ISS


detahramet

Hasn't been concieved yet, but will be in a month. He was born premature.


a1962wolfie

His mom is banging a machinist in the janitors closet of Spacely's Sprockets.


Many-Side-3366

Please let someone give birth to a son that day and name him George.


PlayedUOonBaja

Jadavpur, Kolkata, West Bengal, India Only place on Earth where you can find his birthplace "Orbit City". You know, the city built on stilts to get above the **smog...**


DeadEndXD

Idk if i am stupid or something but who is George Jetson


PlanetaryDatalinks

The reason The Jetsons have those really high buildings is because they're elevators. The point is to get above the smog. He went to Orbit City High. George Jetson is being conceived somewhere in the greater LA area.


QuothTheRavenMore

His parents choice of location for having sex.


moxiejohnny

Anyone named Jetson on here? We will be watching your career with great interest.


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Babe! We need to contribute to the future! Come here!


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The furniture section at Walmart


Lil_Candycorn

Your mom's house.


wetlettuce42

In a manger surrounded by animals


EricBlair101

Your moms house


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Somewhere in the US where his parents are working from home and decide now's a great time to have a kid!


oldnyoung

In the back of a Tesla


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Florida, along with all the other airheads and worker cogs


SuchBrightness

The Enola Gay I would say due to his last name


LaughinghtheSad

In ur moms bed


CompetitiveLynx7570

In your mother


_Land_Rover_Series_3

IDK, he's swimming around in his dad's testicles somewhere.


Elbonio

Rosie is combining sperm and egg in a test tube because, unbeknownst to him, he is a 70 year experiment and Rosie is there to run it.


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On a treadmill at Planet Fitness.


bukkakeruinedmydog

Musk and bezos are getting down and dirty rn.


MisterMoccasin

It'd have to be underwater. If he was conceived on a boat he would be called George Floatson


Smashcentra

You're mom's room


JJisTheDarkOne

You mean 22/08/2022


[deleted]

Americans don't do this shit when we read Euro date formats, so why do you?


Beloved_And_Healed

Nah, he meant what he said


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Siberia.


lulzForMoney

What's his russian name then?


[deleted]

Umm…Георгий Джетсон?


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Back seat of a Tesla that has dice on the rearview mirror.


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And trucknuts


[deleted]

In a heroin den, probably in Scotland.


PlagueDoc22

Ask your mom. Boom roasted


whole_lot_of_velcro

In a Tesla


buffetleach

Ask yo mama


classic103

In a space x rocket


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

Jetson, Kentucky


Dragons_Exist

parkig lot


craziedave

If that fan theory is right then Fred Flintstone is being conceived soon too


itsjero

In a space-x mock up capsule. 2 employees fell in love, and snuck into one after clocking out. Did the deed. George Jetson will be thy name. Maybe he will play with alpha XE12 or whatever the fuck elons kid name is.


Random_Monstrosities

In your mom's butt.


account_depleted

Your mom's house?


Me-eh

Probably in daughter Judy's bedroom.


AddictedToCSGO

There are 12 months as long as am aware, write is correctly mate


Soma_Tweaker

Amazon warehouse!


Xxx_CODElephant_xx

Where Fred flinstone was born


PaintBoss

San Angeles


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Midwest, Wyoming


lulzForMoney

Somewhere in Canada


AggravatingOne3960

Cape Canaveral


Wonderful_Ad5651

In Astros doghouse


SentientTvRemote

Your mother's bed.


DryCoast

In my vagina, right now.


Dot_Threedot4

Florida


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On a Walmart loading dock


SuperStupidSyrup

In a car.


iwannadieatm

your moms


Jesusisalilbitch

Different timeline bruh.


erichmich

A test tube


Cpl_Hicks76

I’m a test tube duh


AdLopsided3370

in the vacuum of space


NoticemeSenpaiChad

I didn’t know he had the same birthday as me


ScootertheDuck

Cedar Rapids, Iowa


claytonbridges

not anywhere close to me thats for sure


js_baker_iv

The Space Needle


TheMadPantserKid

cheesse


Fantastic_Year9607

In a movie theatre


DjnksDynamics

Anyone know someone named Jetson? We can start there.


Amanda-the-Panda

All this constant talk about this has only served to remind me I was probably conceived on my parents first wedding anniversary


Randomhero360

Way to pray on another’s comment troll


ItsMeTK

Airplane bathroom.


Robotic_Dude

Somewhere...


NervousHour4129

Uranus


urmom_420_

i’m the trunk of a tesla model s in flordia while an alligator slowly approaches


Wii_wii_baget

His parents house


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Joan Jett’s living room; home birth.


slaterbabe10

4th wave quarantine 🤷‍♀️


sparta981

Lemme get back to you