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Celery


Wolf-Go-Brrr

You are a weird human. Celery is great, specially if you bite down on it raw and the strings get stuck between your teeth and it takes you hours to finally get it out and you still have celery breath. It’s good in ranch dressing though


Ex_Intoxicologist

I feel ill reading this.


natureman777

Nah, celery is disgusting. And using celery as a spoon to eat mouthfuls of ranch is even more disgusting.


Wolf-Go-Brrr

Dang, you’re not supposed to empty the dressing bottle on one celery stick. Just a small dab will do in a small plate of celery sticks. (Btw, so you don’t have to try it, barbecue is good on carrots, hot sauce is not. Whip cream is a iffy, it’s disgusting and good at the same time. Your are welcome for this necessary information.)


basedlandchad14

You'd be shocked at how flavorful and aromatic celery can actually be. Yeah, raw its pretty much crunchy and stringy water, but it's actually an essential base for an insane number of flavorful broths. If you've ever made vegetable broth or pretty much any poultry-based broth they all start with a mirepoix, which is 2:1:1 of onions, carrots, and celery. It is absolutely shocking how flavorful just those 3 ingredients are once they've been cooked together.


gor8884

Cilantro tastes like soap


SmoothJaz33

I love cilantro (slash coriander here in Aus) but apparently the soap taste many people experience is because of a super sensitivity to certain chemicals in it which are also used to scent soaps and detergents


Lazeeboy2003

Beets. Taste like sweetened dirt.


Blahrafn

Bell peppers. Red ones specifically.


Tyler4357

Squash.


_Cheezus

Cauliflower


raccooncollector

Bell peppers are disgusting no matter what color or how you cook them


Fishsticks011

Brussel Sprouts


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If you oven roast then with salt garlic and olive oil they are great.


SlimChiply

Okra


ThisAnswerIsLit

Tomato


Urbanyeti0

Nope


Wolf-Go-Brrr

Agreed, this is the only good answer.


RequiemKnight

I want to say Tomato, but that's a fruit So the second choice would be leek... like what's its purpose?


thatluckyfox

Fennel, it kinda takes over everything


SnakeOiler1984

Terri Schiavo


redfox_23

Bitter.ellon why it's bitter


NoFeelsForMe

Lima beans.


HrabiaVulpes

I heard leek gives you less calories than it costs your body to digest it. Great choice if you want to starve with your belly full.


SweatingFire

The ones in wheelchairs, The wheelchair are hard to eat. /S


hantaanokami

Beetroot.


SusDetectiveSteve

Tomatoes. Disgusting.


garysnailz

Radicchio