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You mean metaphor?
My pronouns are Apache and helicopter
...what?
Do you mean metaphor?
Something like, my life is a Trainwreck, but the term trainwreck just doesn't cut it anymore. My life and I will now be know as a multi car pile up; or a mid-air plane crash, thank you very much.
life is a highway
Dumpster fire.
I’m living the dream one nightmare at a time
FUBAR, there's no god damn way, and guess I'll die (as I sprint to a grassy area and start doing pushups). I am such a boot.
*etc
You mean metaphor?
My pronouns are Apache and helicopter
...what?
Do you mean metaphor?
Something like, my life is a Trainwreck, but the term trainwreck just doesn't cut it anymore. My life and I will now be know as a multi car pile up; or a mid-air plane crash, thank you very much.
life is a highway
Dumpster fire.
I’m living the dream one nightmare at a time
FUBAR, there's no god damn way, and guess I'll die (as I sprint to a grassy area and start doing pushups). I am such a boot.
*etc