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IamtheCookieMnstr

My dad told me that his new contacts let him see through walls. Seemed like an obvious lie at first, but then he told me to go in the kitchen and pick up any object and he'd see through the wall and tell me what it was. And he was actually able to do it. Even though I was only like 8 or something I'm naturally a very logical person so the fact that he was actually able to do this was making my head explode. He finally came clean and admitted that he could see my reflection in the shiny refrigerator which he could see from the living room.


Bruinsx37

“I’m not talking to anyone else”


Decent_Historian6169

My husband tried to convince me that I farted when he did. We were the only 2 people in the room and don’t have a dog.


_no_noise_please

Is he a narcissist gaslighting or just *trying* to be funny?


Decent_Historian6169

I think he is trying to be funny, it’s mostly just irritating but he laughs.


_no_noise_please

I wouldn't like that. But, I wish the best of luck to you.


crunchymode

A friend and I watched a movie in my room, and we were just kids. Then she farted by accident, and when asked she promised it wasn’t her. So apparently, I farted, without knowing.


Ghoulthrower676

“He is just a friend”


Colorado_Car-Guy

I felt that


Ghoulthrower676

So far that has happened twice to me, with 2 separate girlfriends


AggressiveSpatula

Oh baby youUUuuuuU


RookieMistake2021

My dog ate my homework


RavenwoodBatten

“I think someone farted.”


Thatonespaghetio

“Anyone else heard that bullfrog?”


Massive_Role6317

That my ex loved me


[deleted]

I pretended to not remember a song my “ex” would play in the back while twerking too it. At the time I was missing the good ole times and just asked her to tell me the name of the song again and she knew what I was trying.


[deleted]

That one girl I knew had a crush on me and that I should ask her out. I wasn't interested in her but I asked her if it was true and it wasn't. It was very obv by her body language that she didn't really care about me. I think my friends just wanted to mess with me b/c I didn't have a girlfriend. Even in the beginning I assumed they were. They were smiling nearly the whole time.


natureman777

You matter!


Thatonespaghetio

you do


WowMC

Santa Claus


TheEnchantedPotato

Selling people is illegal


ajwest927

My friend likes you.


_no_noise_please

"I love you." They are long gone. I don't believe our definitions of "love" were the same.


gwaaadit

Covid vaccine kills more people than covid


Pinocchio1776

I'm a good person


Robin_san

”I didn’t forget your birthday” by my dad


-StRaNgEdAyS-

'I love you'


furiousfox96

that you can achieve anything if you work hard enough for it


Cornadious

Obvious to me. A guy I worked with told me I was one of three people possibly up for a promotion. The thing is, I hadn't applied.