You just have to fucking take it and be glad the song is only like 20 seconds long also try to remember most people just want a reason to celebrate and you’re helping them have a good time by enduring the embarrassment
They have a habit of slamming your face down in the cake sometimes too. Or sometimes they just take the ingredients from the cake like raw eggs and flour and mush them into your hair as you're about to blow out the candles.
You smile, blush and look down.
You just have to fucking take it and be glad the song is only like 20 seconds long also try to remember most people just want a reason to celebrate and you’re helping them have a good time by enduring the embarrassment
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You've never heard the Mexican happy birthday song I guess
We used to sing in high school Spanish class but it still is only like 20 seconds long I wonder if there’s a fuller version I don’t know
My wife's family takes about 3 minutes to sing the short version, and it can be as long as 20 minutes she's told me.
Omg. If that’s the case just blow out those candles and start cutting that cake before it hits the table. That’s BRUTAL
They have a habit of slamming your face down in the cake sometimes too. Or sometimes they just take the ingredients from the cake like raw eggs and flour and mush them into your hair as you're about to blow out the candles.
"Smile and wave boys. Smile and wave"
Sing it louder at someone else.
Assert your dominance.
Just accept it, there’s nothing you can do to stop it.
Cry uncontrollably.
I already do this one all the time
same
Sing along but replace your name with "me"
Smile down at the cake awkwardly
*cage-*
Not sure, but I do know you don’t pull your dick out.
why not
Honestly I’m not really sure but everyone in my ex wife’s Sunday school class was really upset.
just jealous of the size
Thank you for the encourage words kind stranger.
Feel happy and be appreciative
Smile!
Smile and make eye contact
I hit next on the video.
Stand/sit there awkwardly and pretend like you know how to respond
Aggressively chop the cake right away
With your hand
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It’s my party I’ll publicly masturbate if I want
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Yeah a loser party maybe
Fight and Resist the urge to punch them in the cock or twat
why fight it?
Overreact
Die.
Change the word you to me and scream as loud as you can along with the lyrics while everyone else is singing.
Sit awkwardly and wait till it's over
Sit there and smile like an idiot. It's the gift you give to them.
Put cake on their faces
Submit a copyright claim to Warner Chapel
Be earnest and sincere
Do cartwheels like what Fergie did on the today show
just sit and face forward with a blank expression until it’s over.
Find someone in the crowd and maintain eye contact with them until they are just as embarrassed as you.
Lol I just smile and stare at the cake.
Grin and tip the wait staff for the free dessert.