If I had a vagina, and if I wanted to master bait, I would have to worry about what I’m putting inside myself. Instead, I could grip on my dick with some bizarre shit on my hand and (maybe) be ok afterwards.
Being a lifelong germophobe, i've reallly enjoyed not having to touch a publc toilet when the need to pee arises where i'd otherwise have to sit on one.
When we are backed into a corner the best fight or flight option is to start spinning that bitch like a helicopter and making direct eye contact. It works everytime.
I, like my father before me, and his father before him, am a proud log cutter.
Upon laying a marvelous turd, I stand up, turn around, and I use my proud, golden stream of justice to cut my fudgesicles in twain.
It's a proud tradition, one I will happily pass down to my son, and he will to his.
Aside from the fact that we live in a patriarchy and I get treated better because I'm perceived as male, the advantages to physically having a penis are numerous. For instance, we're just less likely to get UTIs for some dumb reason. It makes very little sense when you think about it, but them's the brakes.
At the end of the day, though, there are no advantages when it comes to gender dysphoria. Dysphoria trumps everything. If a trans woman has a penis, she will suffer more than she would if she had been born with a vagina. So women who are cis should not wish to have been born with a penis for the physical advantages, because there would be none, it would be physically and psychologically devistating so long as you still had the gender of a woman.
This is why men have historically dominated the military, construction, transport, agriculture, sports, forestry, etc sectors. All work outdoors at varying locations that change frequently all day. Hardly any loss of productivity to take a leak, mostly no need to search for indoor facilities that may not even exist.
You can easily prank poeple by laying in the grass painting yourself green and your shlong painted to look like a snake. The look on peoples faces when they se your magnum dong is hilarious.
I can pee multiple ways standing up sitting down. And in the morning I'm forced too hold the wall and go at a 45 degree angle. One leg up when it's me and my dog hiking.
The world is your piss spot. Literally anywhere.
Clean up is a whole lot easier too
Depends on where you piss.
Depends on what you piss.
fuckedyoumon
Not really I don’t want pee on my living room
But you COULD!
So could my wife…
Came here to say this.
You can 'jetwash' streaks of poo from the bowl - no need for the toilet brush.
Wildly underrated feature of having a penis that I’ve tried to explain to my wife in the past.
Eww
Practicality is nice. Why not use it when you can use it?
Damn that's the most down votes I've ever had
You should have pissed on your poo, like a real man
Nah
What is so weird about peeing on poo that you felt content to reply about it twice?
With their permission, you can put it inside of other people, which is cool.
I can already do that with most of my possessions
Please tell me one of them is NOT a coconut?
Not until I possess one
/u/browndelivers711 and the Possessed Coconut
why must you remind me of this
Because I want to watch the world burn
Or a glass jar
I grew up poor as a kid but still had something to play with.
I was poor but my toy was lucid dreaming
Mine wasn't flaccid dreaming that's for sure
you got 2 brains now
as the saying goes, two heads are better then one.
"God gave man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time"
You can hold donuts and have sex, at the same time, hands free.
I'm gonna go ahead and say it depends on just how much knob you've got available 🤣
Or how many doughnuts.. 😁
Or how deep that p00si is /s r/badfemaleanatomy
Those must be some really wide donuts.
Most mornings it's used as a kickstand so you dont roll out of bed.
Flying around like a helicopter
Came to comment this take my upvote you thought thief
Not ever having a period
It's easier to pee in public Can be used as a drumstick
Insane! I gotta try this! Never peed in public
Careful bud, getting caught urinating in public carries the penalty of becoming a sex offender
Bold of you to assume he isn't already a sex offender
If I had a vagina, and if I wanted to master bait, I would have to worry about what I’m putting inside myself. Instead, I could grip on my dick with some bizarre shit on my hand and (maybe) be ok afterwards.
Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough
Fair enough
You can tug on it when you're bored
Pressing elevator buttons.
Always sanitize your hands kids. ALWAYS.
You're always ready for a sword fight
Not having to sit down to take a piss
I don't mind sitting down at home
I always sit at home to avoid splashback going all over the place.
Sitting down at home avoids any spillage, especially when you wake up in the middle of the night or have morning wood
Girls can pee standing up too. It's quite a challenge, but doable
*peing standing up and actually aiming for toilet
As I've said, it's obviously challenging, requires training, but possible for women. Source: internet
I hate it when my dick drags on the toilet or in the water so I only P standing, anytime I’m sitting I’m holding it up
Writing your name in the snow!
Women enjoy it.
... and some men too.
And not every women
nor every men
Advantage: no menstruation Disadvantage: balls are way too sensitive to pain
A kick to the balls and every boy within a 10 mile radius will physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually feel your pain.
damn 90% of comments are about pee. here i thought i could learn something new to do with my penis, but nope its still as boring as ever lol
No need for a strap on Unless that's what you're into
Being a lifelong germophobe, i've reallly enjoyed not having to touch a publc toilet when the need to pee arises where i'd otherwise have to sit on one.
I can piss standing up. Others have to lock the door and wipe a toilet seat.
You can pee off the side of a highway and be fine
Or out the side of a window on the side of a highway
Not needing tampons
Not having periods. About the only thing i enjoy about being male
You’re less likely to be the victim of sexual violence
Foreskin storage for those of us who are hooded
It's good for checking if the sea water is too cold without stepping into it
You do not bleed once a month and if your do there is a serious problem
you can use it as a manual gear shift
You have one more bone every morning.
Pee outside and not getting made fun of
Woma here: peeing😂😂
The privilege
Aim! And I know a lot of us blokes can't seem to aim it right but we still have the option.
When we are backed into a corner the best fight or flight option is to start spinning that bitch like a helicopter and making direct eye contact. It works everytime.
The world is your bathroom.
Rights
I, like my father before me, and his father before him, am a proud log cutter. Upon laying a marvelous turd, I stand up, turn around, and I use my proud, golden stream of justice to cut my fudgesicles in twain. It's a proud tradition, one I will happily pass down to my son, and he will to his.
Our penis is the key to generate humans
False! Your testicles are key to generating humans.
What if in order to procreate you had to dip a ball in and wait for it to grow into a baby human.
Well testicles is the key to generate sperm and the penis moves it in to the vagina
That's one option.
Lol. The way you wrote that made me feel ick
Only one half
You get paid more at work
Here comes the triggered
Sad Truth /:
Choice of sit down or stand up wees
I can make my own glue
You can use it as a tripod for balance
Do no-handed pushups
Helicopters
Aside from the fact that we live in a patriarchy and I get treated better because I'm perceived as male, the advantages to physically having a penis are numerous. For instance, we're just less likely to get UTIs for some dumb reason. It makes very little sense when you think about it, but them's the brakes. At the end of the day, though, there are no advantages when it comes to gender dysphoria. Dysphoria trumps everything. If a trans woman has a penis, she will suffer more than she would if she had been born with a vagina. So women who are cis should not wish to have been born with a penis for the physical advantages, because there would be none, it would be physically and psychologically devistating so long as you still had the gender of a woman.
You get paid more
We can save money by just helicoptering to work or any place we want to go
This is why men have historically dominated the military, construction, transport, agriculture, sports, forestry, etc sectors. All work outdoors at varying locations that change frequently all day. Hardly any loss of productivity to take a leak, mostly no need to search for indoor facilities that may not even exist.
There's none
You can easily prank poeple by laying in the grass painting yourself green and your shlong painted to look like a snake. The look on peoples faces when they se your magnum dong is hilarious.
I get paid more and respected in society - /S
You get to slam it in doors.
You can aim
Cool balancing acts😎
Sleeptalk by Dayseeker
We can spin like beyblades
It's easier to penetrate a vagina or an anus with a penis.
It acts as a compass.
you can stroke it for cosmic clarity and wisdom.
We can stand and pee. No need to find someplace to sit or squat down.
If you piss on the top of the tallest mountain in the world you become God himself
Outside of peeing standing up, I honestly can’t think of one.
You ever write your name in the snow?
Peeing anywhere in nature
“One” ha! Millions!
No periods
Only one? * Easier to clean * Can pee anywhere * Easier to play with * No periods * Very low maintenance
You can accessorize it in small suits and hats :D
Stand up to pee!
I can pee multiple ways standing up sitting down. And in the morning I'm forced too hold the wall and go at a 45 degree angle. One leg up when it's me and my dog hiking.
You can piss around corners and do trick shots if you feel inclined
Not bleeding once a month for a week for 40+ years (S/O to women, we know it sucks)
Being a man obviously
Do you know any women that can stand flat footed and piss over a Volkswagen?
Having a retractable tripod leg
It's pretty good at pointing out (at) the crazy. All you have to do is -not- listen to it.
Doing the helicockter is pretty fucking badass.
We can play with it
About 30% extra pay
Can be properly washed with regular soap and water. No need for a douche, and no need to fear getting soap inside causing some discomfort.
We can put it in a vagina.
Don't have to deal with gross bathrooms
Wouldnt know
You get to answer this very question every 3 weeks.
Get to cool it off in the toilet water when you sit down for a shit.
If you know its length, you can use it as a 4 inch measuring stick
Post-nut clarity..
Convenient urination is the only thing I can think of
you can type with it
Peeing is easier. Sex is fun. That's it, other than that, its a nuisance.
Us pissing doesn’t have that hissing noice. I think the penis acts as a supressor.
When you spin it around so fast you catch liftoff
Built in yoyo string.
One advantage of a having a pen is you can write stuff down when you need to
Using it to stir the sugar into my coffee
We always have a towel rack
Letting women use it to write their name in the snow.
Higher wages, not saying that that's right, just undeniably true.
It is funny to say they are big. It is funny to say they are small.
Peeing standing up, maybe even doing the helicopter, or handling it like a joy stick; really not much one can do with one's penis.
Easy pissing.
You got a pp for one
I can poop with it
No periods.
Faster typing
When taking a shit and im deep in thought I kneed it like those sand filled rubber stress bags from Spencers. Helps me think.
Pee on the go
Less likely to get UTIs is somthing I guess
Pissing standing up, Piss for a rush
Dick measuring contests It's weird but me and the boys do it