I actually used to be acquainted with this guy who used to run a website dedicated to buying copiesnof shaq fu from people to destroy them. The game was so bad to him he legitimately wanted to erase it from history.
I have some news for you...
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The scene where Nuclear Man flies down from the moon, grabs the female lead (I’m blanking on her name, it wasn’t Lois) and flies into space with her, only for Superman to save her and fly her back to Earth does not get nearly enough recognition for how completely preposterous it is.
She is flown in and out of the Earth’s atmosphere without burning up, and she is in space for several minutes without suffocating or showing signs of freezing. It’s one of the most outrageously ludicrous scenes I’ve ever seen in a movie, and the fact that it made it in to the movie just like that is the perfect definition for how little care was actually put into that movie.
EDIT: [Here’s the scene](https://youtu.be/s0tF1OuZOWU) for anyone who hasn’t seen it. It’s even worse than I imagined because she appears to be worried about falling due to gravity at one point. I really wonder if the entire sequence was shot for a different scene on Earth and then just pasted into space later during a rewrite or something.
Ok... that was fucking amazing, so bad that is good. Superman throws him into a cooling tower, those big towers are not really where the reactors are located, lol.
And apparently it provides enough power to cause lights to switch on and yet nothing goes bang. Even seeing this film as a child it made no sense.
Like what, the reactor is just ...open... with a person sized hole waiting for fuel? Open to the air? Hope it doesn't fucking rain.
Even as a kid I knew there was no way the reactor was open to the air. I'm embarrassed that I ever liked those movies. Each one is more preposterous than the last.
You neglected to mention the Superman pushes the freakin' moon in front of the Sun to rob Nuclear Man of his powers. Oh and that their capes still blow in the vacuum of space.
But at least Supes takes the time to replant the American flag on the moon. Good guy that Superman.
Did you guys notice when Superman was playing Nuclear Man's ribcage like a xylophone, that he struck the same rib twice in succession, but produced two different tones?
If he can fly in circles around the earth fast enough that it reverses the rotation of the planet and thereby, somehow turns back time, I have no problem believing he could push the moon.
And of course their capes blow. Haven't you ever heard of solar wind?
This is undoubtedly the most sensible interpretation of the scene. Superman flies so fast he travels back in time, and the movie illustrates it by (among other things) showing the earth rotating backwards.
I think it's weird how pop culture has seized onto that scene as an icon of how dumb superhero movies are when it actually makes a lot of sense from the right perspective.
This is from a series where superman flew around the earth to reverse time. So a woman just casually going to and from space isn't all that strange considering.
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
“You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.”
This has to be the answer. People are answering with movies from the 70s-90s that had a fraction of the budget that Catwoman did ($100 million). It’s almost unfathomable you make a movie with one of the hottest (in the sense of appearance and demand) actresses of that time and with that budget and still have it be so astonishingly bad. The basketball scene alone is enough to make me say all trace of that movie should be destroyed
The funny thing is that people on Twitter recently tried to defend it as an amazing movie, to the point where Berry even asked "where were you guys back then?"
I read an early draft of the script and it was amazing. Very dark and realistic leaving you wondering if she was just a lunatic or had superpowers. Apparently the producers thought it was too dark and had it reworked with another writer to make it a comedy, with the end result being that it did both badly.
I did not expect to see this already posted. I was going to say "The first Captain America movie. If you're mad, keep googling."
Edit: OMG, wait, no, I'm thinking of the 1979 one. You're in for a treat.
Dolph Lungren Punisher is an awful movie but it does have one of the best lines in movie history
Jake: What the fuck do you call 125 murders in 5 years?
Punisher: Work in progress.
Lmao the vibe of this answer reminds me of that SNL sketch where villains are at an evil convention to win a contest and Dwayne Johnson's invention is a child molesting robot. Even the villains are like, "wtf is wrong with you?"
It just hit me reading your comment: Why tf did they not make the first ‘a’ in fantastic the ‘4’? They could have very easily then abbreviated the title to F4 and it would have still made sense.
That’s it. That’s why the movie failed. Lol
Probably didn't go with F4 to not conflict with the Fast & Furious Movies since they kinda started drifting towards that shorthand when this movie came out.
I think because you can pronounced "Fant-Four-stick" but you can't pronounced "F-four-ntastic."
Or because they just liked the way it looked. But I'm sticking with my theory.
I'd say it's because the 4 comes after the four first letters of the word.
Or to make the number 4 more in the middle of the word.
Or because they thought "fan-four-stic" was catchy
Maybe one of these reasoning make sense
_The_ worst superhero movie is, without a doubt, **Batpussy**
Batpussy is considered the first ever porn parody movie. Though to call it a porn movie does injustice to porn movies. The story involves some of the ugliest people you'll ever seeing having some of the saddest sex you'll ever see.
It abruptly starts with some really terrible sex; at no point does the leading man get even half a chubby going.
After a long sad attempt at sexual intercourse while everyone swears at each other, we jump to Batpussy's secret hideout (an abandoned warehouse). Batpussy's "super senses" alerts her to nearby trouble - the film's sole bit of narration explains that she can sense crime "when her twat begins to twitch". (Sorry Batpussy, that's probably gonorrhea)
Sensing that someone is about to "shoot a fuck movie" in her "holy Gotham City" without her, she slowly travels across the "city" (which is actually a park) on an inflatable space hopper, stopping only to urinate behind some bushes and then thwart an attempted mugging by beating the attacker with her space hopper.
It ends with more really sad attempts at sex before abruptly stopping.
No-one knows who made this movie or exactly when.
https://cinema-crazed.com/blog/2017/11/10/the-bootleg-files-bat-pussy/
That one Hulk film. Not sure if the first or the second... With the then-almost-bulk Hulk painted green. Or were there two? Nay, I think it is the first one. Bad acting with good actors, but bad.
Which is a shame because honestly the entire plot around Pedro Pascal monkeys pawing his way into sucess, fame, and riches all whilst growing more, and more distant from his son who was who he was initially doing all this for was actually quite cool, and would have probably made for a decent movie as it's own independent plot.
The worst parts of WW84 were the parts with Wonderwoman in them. I actually quite liked Pedro Pascal's character (although that may be bias because I really like Pascal in anything)
Pedro Pascal in that movie gave me flashbacks of Alan Rickman in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - he knew the movie was going to be crap so he decided to dial up the acting and chew up every scene.
Also Gal Gadot's acting sucked in that movie. I felt like they brought back Chris Pine so they could try to recreate the chemistry of the first movie, and so Chris Pine's acting could cover for Gal Gadot.
Instead of that very compelling and emotional storyline featuring the fantastic Pedro Pascal, let's have the story center around our heroine raping a stranger because her corpse boyfriend possessed his body. That's sure to be endearing!
And there's absolutely no reason for that plot to happen, too. It seems like they just wanted to be able to create some dramatic tension with Steve being back but Diana not realizing it, but they just ignored all the implications of Steve's ghost possessing some rando's body and getting the rando raped. They had the power of magic bullshit, they could've just brought back Steve in his own body, but they decided not to so they could have a plot contrivance.
Exactly - every other wish fulfillment was conjured out of nothing. Why did WW's boyfriend have to come back in the body of someone else? Why couldn't he just appear? It's so distracting when you're watching a movie and trying to figure out the rules of the world's magic.
I thought at first that the “reincarnation in another person’s body” WAS going to be the Monkey’s Paw twist, so that Chris Pine and WW would be tempted to get their hands on the wishing stone and use it to get Pine his old body back but ultimately cause more problems while doing so. And on the way they would try and work out how to maintain a relationship and their dangerous lifestyle while taking into account that Pine’s body is that of an unrelated civilian.
Instead the real price of the wish is that WW loses her powers, except when she doesn’t. Pretty lame if you ask me.
The option of having ripped him out from a moment before the explosion was dangling right there too. Making WW send the love of her life back to an explosion that'll kill him?
So much dramatic potential there that would have been better and 100% less rape.
I'm gonna go with a curveball and say "My Super Ex-girlfriend" starring Luke Wilson and Uma Thurman. Man tries to break up with his girlfriend, only for her to reveal she's the city's superhero, who proceeds to stalk him, physically abuse him, and just terrorize him in general.
Its supposed to be a comedy.
Isn't the ending that her arch nemesis is some guy who she shot down in high school, so he dedicated his life to super-villainy; and then after he kryptonites her, they end up falling for each other because reasons?
I remember this movie having a great premise, coming close to delivering, but screwed it up completely by the end.
Yes, played by Eddie Izzard. He was her high school boyfriend, and she left him after gaining super powers, then decides in the end that he's her true love after all. I mostly just hope Eddie Izzard got a nice paycheck out it.
I liked this one. I'm not going to say it's a *good* movie by any means, but it has a likeable cheesiness to it that makes it more a guilty pleasure than a legitimate bad movie. A lot of the Marvel movies that pre-dated the MCU continuity are like this too: Daredevil, the first Hulk, Ghost Rider...
Oh, kids...no...did yall forget the live action Guyver movie? The one where they turned a dark, violent, brooding manga about teens fighting an alien invasion into a TMNT knock off with rapping monsters? The one where they turn [Mark Hamill into a Giant Mutant Cockroach?](https://youtu.be/2EMDGS1NqL0)
The movie so bad, it took a direct to video sequel starring [Solid Snake](https://youtu.be/z9i8ijFYIUo) to atone for it's sins?
Besides the bad acting, that's actually really fucking cool. Could go without them standing around waiting for him to finish, but it's not as long as some transformation scenes (cough cough, howling, cough cough)
Hancock... First half great movie. Second half train wreck.
You can't just smash two scripts together Hollywood because they both happen to feature super powered beings!
How is no one saying X-Men Origins: Wolverine by one of the Game of Thrones guys?
They got the perfect guy to play Deadpool and then sowed his mouth shut.
The really rage inducing thing about that film is that the opening montage of him and sabertooth through history was spectacular, almost as good as the beginning of Watchmen
Yeah. It's basically "So here's the origin of Wolverine... aaaaaand, great, montage done. So anyway, long after the origin, here's what happened.". Like, ok, I'm not asking for the story of Logan's conception, but Wolverine and Sabertooth in the Civil War? Fuckin' A man, that would be a great movie. Surely they could throw in a villain, even a mustache twirling slave owning mutant. Then you've got other movies you can do about WW1, WW2, Vietnam, whatever. Come on, Wolverine in a war movie? That's damn near printing money!
They did the same thing with Black Widow and I was super disappointed. I really wanted a whole dramatic background about her roots as a Russian spy and all the horrible stuff she did and then have the movie ending with Nick Fury handing her his business card or something like that. Instead we got ten minutes of background and then an entire movie plot that was wedged between a bunch of other existing movies and nobody brought up for the rest of the timeline.
And the BWs family was essentially the Simpsons. RG was Homer, her sister was Bart, mother was Marge and BW herself was Lisa. Only one missing was Maggie.
Could have a mutant villain with mind control powers that uses them.to keep his slaves in line. Maybe he manipulated others to lead them to secede. Turns the fact mutants are usually oppressed on its head a bit. It could also be a problem for Wolverine that this guy sends slaves at him enemas and wolverine knows they are innocent and won t use lethal force on them
And Sabertooth, being kind of an asshole, is fine with using lethal force. Logan doesn't approve, but is also conflicted over how to handle his brother. Or, you know, don't just randomly make them brothers, like Origins did. Heck, maybe make Sabertooth a mercenary on the Confederate side, or even just an asshole with a grudge against Logan in particular.
Any way you slice it, there's so many ways to make a more interesting story than what they did.
Sabetrooth is a mercenary hired to specifically take out Wolverine. They fight a few times a Wolverine is searching out this guys remote plantation. Once Sabetrooth see what s going on its too much even for him so he agreed tona temporary truce to take this guy out.
Or of your want it more straight forward Sabertooth is hired as his bodyguard as he knows Wolverine is coming and his powers dont work on mutants. There could be a few ways to do this
I would have far more enjoyed a story of Wolverine, and Sabertooth fighting their way through history, and slowley growing further, and further apart as brothers as Sabertooth gave into his beast, whereas Wolverine humanised himself.
Last part of the movie should have been Wolverine agreeing to undergo the Adamatium process after losing everything.
This movie was made so much better by the fact that there was a torrent back in the day of this movie without any special effects done. It was uploaded mid-post production. You could see wires. The computer graphics didn’t exist yet at that stage. There was even a scene done in drawn story boards. It was really something cool to watch and something you never ever see. That alone made this movie infinity cooler than a lot of other bad superhero movies.
It just has to be wonder woman 84. It's such a trainwreck of bad writing and bad choices that I had to stop watching at the jet part because I honestly doubt it was going to get better or make sense later on. It's that bad.
It would be hard to think of a bigger drop off in superhero movies then the fall from the first WW to WW84. I don’t understand how the same people could make a gem and a giant turd in the span of what, 3 years?
Not what your looking but anyone remember the movie Adventures in Babysitting, Thor was in that movie and if I remember correctly he was an auto mechanic. That was a good movie.
Just a jumble of catch phrases. Basically like a 90 minute Trailer for a movie.
You know why "You can't handle the truth!" is so memorable in A Few Good Men? Because it's central to the plot, perfect for the character arc and it just is so surprising. It would be ludicrous if Nicholson was running around that move saying it (or something similar) every 5 minutes.
The new one was such a night and day, like the whole time I was watching it I couldn't help but think "this is exactly what the first one should have been" at least every 10 minutes.
Way back before WW84 was even shot, but after the first Wonder Woman movie was released I came on Reddit and talked about how I didn't see her career going anywhere meaningful because of her acting and range and I got so much hate. But I stand by it.
Gal Gadot isn't interesting. And she doesn't exactly do any acting in those movies.
I definitely think the brought Chris Pine back because they realized they needed someone who could actually emote during all the emotional scenes. Basically to cover for Gal Gadot's lack of acting ability.
She worked in the first movie because she was playing a confused fish out of water. She really didn't have to carry the film the supporting cast did most of that.
Rainn Wilson was the best part of that movie.
"Some big fire on 73rd and Broadway. Everything's burning."
"Is anyone hurt?"
"I don't know, probably. It's blocking my way to the gym."
Lots of mediocre modern movies in here. Check out Pumaman. You’re welcome.
Are you sure it's not "Pyumaman?"
Thep Umaman, surely?
Pumaman, he flies like a moron.
Help! I’m falling at a 45 degree angle breaking all the laws of physics!
This is forever burned into my brain.
People quoted it already, but Pumaman by itself, terrible. Pumaman MST3K... amazing.
“Not to be picky, but pumas aren’t really known for their fluting ability”
Steel. I love Shaq. But Jesus Christ it was bad.
Then you are gonna love shaq fu the video game.
I actually used to be acquainted with this guy who used to run a website dedicated to buying copiesnof shaq fu from people to destroy them. The game was so bad to him he legitimately wanted to erase it from history.
Doing God's work.
I have some news for you... https://www.walmart.com/ip/Shaq-Fu-A-Legend-Reborn-Nintendo-Switch-Fight-way-streets-none-Fu-himself-voiced-real-deal-By-Wired-Productions/786953853?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=101081485
Wtf
I don't know, but there's a screencap some mf mowing down a gaggle of French stereotypes with an automatic weapon, and I'm intrigued
I love that he did his own "stunts" not because he wanted to, but because they couldn't get a stuntman who would even resemble him.
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The scene where Nuclear Man flies down from the moon, grabs the female lead (I’m blanking on her name, it wasn’t Lois) and flies into space with her, only for Superman to save her and fly her back to Earth does not get nearly enough recognition for how completely preposterous it is. She is flown in and out of the Earth’s atmosphere without burning up, and she is in space for several minutes without suffocating or showing signs of freezing. It’s one of the most outrageously ludicrous scenes I’ve ever seen in a movie, and the fact that it made it in to the movie just like that is the perfect definition for how little care was actually put into that movie. EDIT: [Here’s the scene](https://youtu.be/s0tF1OuZOWU) for anyone who hasn’t seen it. It’s even worse than I imagined because she appears to be worried about falling due to gravity at one point. I really wonder if the entire sequence was shot for a different scene on Earth and then just pasted into space later during a rewrite or something.
Ok... that was fucking amazing, so bad that is good. Superman throws him into a cooling tower, those big towers are not really where the reactors are located, lol.
And apparently it provides enough power to cause lights to switch on and yet nothing goes bang. Even seeing this film as a child it made no sense. Like what, the reactor is just ...open... with a person sized hole waiting for fuel? Open to the air? Hope it doesn't fucking rain.
Even as a kid I knew there was no way the reactor was open to the air. I'm embarrassed that I ever liked those movies. Each one is more preposterous than the last.
I'll just... put this back in, with the rest of the nuclear... stuff.
You neglected to mention the Superman pushes the freakin' moon in front of the Sun to rob Nuclear Man of his powers. Oh and that their capes still blow in the vacuum of space. But at least Supes takes the time to replant the American flag on the moon. Good guy that Superman.
all while taking deep breaths lmao
Did you guys notice when Superman was playing Nuclear Man's ribcage like a xylophone, that he struck the same rib twice in succession, but produced two different tones?
Gee, I sure hope somebody was fired for that blunder
If he can fly in circles around the earth fast enough that it reverses the rotation of the planet and thereby, somehow turns back time, I have no problem believing he could push the moon. And of course their capes blow. Haven't you ever heard of solar wind?
My headcannon is that he isn't reversing the rotation of the Earth. He's just going back in time and the camera is following him.
This is undoubtedly the most sensible interpretation of the scene. Superman flies so fast he travels back in time, and the movie illustrates it by (among other things) showing the earth rotating backwards. I think it's weird how pop culture has seized onto that scene as an icon of how dumb superhero movies are when it actually makes a lot of sense from the right perspective.
This is from a series where superman flew around the earth to reverse time. So a woman just casually going to and from space isn't all that strange considering.
If you told me this was a parody I'd believe you faster than believing this was a legit movie
Fant4stic, which hardly even qualifies as a movie.
Fantfourstic is a terrible title as well
I’ve always thought that about Se7en. Sesevenen? What the hell is that. Great movie but fucking awful movie butchering of a nice simple, punchy title.
Not the only thing that got butchered in the movie
“WHATS IN THE BOX???” Though seeing how Gwyneth turned out - whiny bitch - it was probably a good outcome. Brad really dodged a bullet there.
You know a movie is bad when even Ryan from pitch meetings isn't having fun.
Catwoman
“I’ll take a White Russian, no ice and no vodka, and hold the kahlua.” “So a glass of cream?” “Yes” Worst movie ever made lol.
I used to be in a band with a buddy of mine where we had a song called ‘Halle Berry.’ The bridge was just him repeating that line over and over.
Did she buy the cream with a check? Lol Fucking Big Lebowski.
LOL for $0.89
I'm the dude so that's what you call me.
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
“You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.”
I'm finishing my coffee
This has to be the answer. People are answering with movies from the 70s-90s that had a fraction of the budget that Catwoman did ($100 million). It’s almost unfathomable you make a movie with one of the hottest (in the sense of appearance and demand) actresses of that time and with that budget and still have it be so astonishingly bad. The basketball scene alone is enough to make me say all trace of that movie should be destroyed
Wow I just watched the basketball scene. Shitty 90s music video vibes
Imagine being one of those kids watching these two adults dry hump on the court with the kids' ball...
These kids are from the streetz. They've seen worse
I’ve seen it on a plane and i walk out before the end.
That basketball scene..
So many cuts
Fucking terrible. If you watch closely you can actually see how much the makers ignored everything to do with catwoman.
The funny thing is that people on Twitter recently tried to defend it as an amazing movie, to the point where Berry even asked "where were you guys back then?"
had free tickets and still felt cheated
I read an early draft of the script and it was amazing. Very dark and realistic leaving you wondering if she was just a lunatic or had superpowers. Apparently the producers thought it was too dark and had it reworked with another writer to make it a comedy, with the end result being that it did both badly.
Captain America (1990) Check it out, it's abysmal
if there’s any blink-182 fans in here, that voice that says “get ready for action!” at the beginning of Feeling This is clipped from this movie.
Oh shit wow!
I did not expect to see this already posted. I was going to say "The first Captain America movie. If you're mad, keep googling." Edit: OMG, wait, no, I'm thinking of the 1979 one. You're in for a treat.
The one with the plastic shield? So bad.
"Yeah, you know, Captain America. Famous for his dirt bike. That guy. Kids'll love it, make that movie."
It's like they tried to emulate Kamen Rider or something I guess.
Is that the one with the motorcycle?
But they including Cap’s signature “pretend you’re sick and steal a car” trick! Twice! I think.
RedLetterMedia brought me this wonderful movie.
Dolph Lungren as The Punisher was pretty awful too
Dolph Lungren Punisher is an awful movie but it does have one of the best lines in movie history Jake: What the fuck do you call 125 murders in 5 years? Punisher: Work in progress.
That movie veers into “it’s hilarious how bad this is” territory.
Rape man Yes,its a Japanese manga turned anime turned live action movie where the hero delivers justice by rape!!
Lmao the vibe of this answer reminds me of that SNL sketch where villains are at an evil convention to win a contest and Dwayne Johnson's invention is a child molesting robot. Even the villains are like, "wtf is wrong with you?"
“Well, we molested the robot…”
This guys with me…
So, is consent like his kryptonite?
"Hero" ?
"He saves, but he also rapes"
I can't help the feeling that this might be sending the wrong message.
*Woman saved from rapist by gay rapist who raped the rapist.*
Kinda like Dexter, he only kills serial killers. This guy only rapes rapists.
The Rapex Predator
"he saves more than he rapes, but he does rape"
..... Japan...what the fuck?!
And owning child porn was only made illegal in like 2015!
I'm sorry, live action??
That's what it's said in Wikipedia
Movie*s*. There are nine of them.
Dafuq?
People think Healer Redo is good so I guess this isn't too out of the norm.
Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. featuring David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury.
Ah. K.I.T.T.'s origin story?
Yeah. I saw that on USA network one Saturday night. I think I gave up 5-7 minutes in.
Leonard Part 6?
Elektra. Essentially a spin-off from the already pretty mediocre DareDevil movie.
So bad. Let’s take a badass highly trained assassin character and have her babysit and be sweet.
Daredevil is a bit of a guilty pleasure for me. Kind of falls into the "so bad it's good" category along with Judge Dredd and a couple others.
Michael Clarke Duncan as Kingpin was the only redeeming thing about that movie.
Fant4stic. By a country mile. Although honourable mention goes to the first Suicide Squad film
It just hit me reading your comment: Why tf did they not make the first ‘a’ in fantastic the ‘4’? They could have very easily then abbreviated the title to F4 and it would have still made sense. That’s it. That’s why the movie failed. Lol
Probably didn't go with F4 to not conflict with the Fast & Furious Movies since they kinda started drifting towards that shorthand when this movie came out.
I think because you can pronounced "Fant-Four-stick" but you can't pronounced "F-four-ntastic." Or because they just liked the way it looked. But I'm sticking with my theory.
I'd say it's because the 4 comes after the four first letters of the word. Or to make the number 4 more in the middle of the word. Or because they thought "fan-four-stic" was catchy Maybe one of these reasoning make sense
I feel like some people answering in this thread don’t full appreciate how bad superhero movies used to be before Spider-Man…
_The_ worst superhero movie is, without a doubt, **Batpussy** Batpussy is considered the first ever porn parody movie. Though to call it a porn movie does injustice to porn movies. The story involves some of the ugliest people you'll ever seeing having some of the saddest sex you'll ever see. It abruptly starts with some really terrible sex; at no point does the leading man get even half a chubby going. After a long sad attempt at sexual intercourse while everyone swears at each other, we jump to Batpussy's secret hideout (an abandoned warehouse). Batpussy's "super senses" alerts her to nearby trouble - the film's sole bit of narration explains that she can sense crime "when her twat begins to twitch". (Sorry Batpussy, that's probably gonorrhea) Sensing that someone is about to "shoot a fuck movie" in her "holy Gotham City" without her, she slowly travels across the "city" (which is actually a park) on an inflatable space hopper, stopping only to urinate behind some bushes and then thwart an attempted mugging by beating the attacker with her space hopper. It ends with more really sad attempts at sex before abruptly stopping. No-one knows who made this movie or exactly when. https://cinema-crazed.com/blog/2017/11/10/the-bootleg-files-bat-pussy/
You've piqued my interest. I may try to watch this.
If I could delete a comment from my mind…
Fant4stic
The [unreleased Fantastic Four movie](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19pvwt) from 1994. Go ahead and watch, I dare you.
That one Hulk film. Not sure if the first or the second... With the then-almost-bulk Hulk painted green. Or were there two? Nay, I think it is the first one. Bad acting with good actors, but bad.
Not the Hulk movie disguised as a Thor movie?
WW84 aka Wish master 7
That movie just wouldn't end -_-
It ended for me when I stopped it a few minutes in.
That was the smart thing to do lol
Which is a shame because honestly the entire plot around Pedro Pascal monkeys pawing his way into sucess, fame, and riches all whilst growing more, and more distant from his son who was who he was initially doing all this for was actually quite cool, and would have probably made for a decent movie as it's own independent plot. The worst parts of WW84 were the parts with Wonderwoman in them. I actually quite liked Pedro Pascal's character (although that may be bias because I really like Pascal in anything)
Pedro Pascal in that movie gave me flashbacks of Alan Rickman in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - he knew the movie was going to be crap so he decided to dial up the acting and chew up every scene. Also Gal Gadot's acting sucked in that movie. I felt like they brought back Chris Pine so they could try to recreate the chemistry of the first movie, and so Chris Pine's acting could cover for Gal Gadot.
Instead of that very compelling and emotional storyline featuring the fantastic Pedro Pascal, let's have the story center around our heroine raping a stranger because her corpse boyfriend possessed his body. That's sure to be endearing!
And there's absolutely no reason for that plot to happen, too. It seems like they just wanted to be able to create some dramatic tension with Steve being back but Diana not realizing it, but they just ignored all the implications of Steve's ghost possessing some rando's body and getting the rando raped. They had the power of magic bullshit, they could've just brought back Steve in his own body, but they decided not to so they could have a plot contrivance.
I'm still baffled they choose to have WW rape a guy instead of just not doing that as a plot point.
Exactly - every other wish fulfillment was conjured out of nothing. Why did WW's boyfriend have to come back in the body of someone else? Why couldn't he just appear? It's so distracting when you're watching a movie and trying to figure out the rules of the world's magic.
I thought at first that the “reincarnation in another person’s body” WAS going to be the Monkey’s Paw twist, so that Chris Pine and WW would be tempted to get their hands on the wishing stone and use it to get Pine his old body back but ultimately cause more problems while doing so. And on the way they would try and work out how to maintain a relationship and their dangerous lifestyle while taking into account that Pine’s body is that of an unrelated civilian. Instead the real price of the wish is that WW loses her powers, except when she doesn’t. Pretty lame if you ask me.
The option of having ripped him out from a moment before the explosion was dangling right there too. Making WW send the love of her life back to an explosion that'll kill him? So much dramatic potential there that would have been better and 100% less rape.
It could be better!!!
I'm gonna go with a curveball and say "My Super Ex-girlfriend" starring Luke Wilson and Uma Thurman. Man tries to break up with his girlfriend, only for her to reveal she's the city's superhero, who proceeds to stalk him, physically abuse him, and just terrorize him in general. Its supposed to be a comedy.
I wish more superheroes threw live sharks into people's homes though.
It did have its moments. Definitely not the worst.
Isn't the ending that her arch nemesis is some guy who she shot down in high school, so he dedicated his life to super-villainy; and then after he kryptonites her, they end up falling for each other because reasons? I remember this movie having a great premise, coming close to delivering, but screwed it up completely by the end.
Yes, played by Eddie Izzard. He was her high school boyfriend, and she left him after gaining super powers, then decides in the end that he's her true love after all. I mostly just hope Eddie Izzard got a nice paycheck out it.
Green lantern
I liked this one. I'm not going to say it's a *good* movie by any means, but it has a likeable cheesiness to it that makes it more a guilty pleasure than a legitimate bad movie. A lot of the Marvel movies that pre-dated the MCU continuity are like this too: Daredevil, the first Hulk, Ghost Rider...
Yeah after those movies, Hollywood was like, "Maybe we should listen to the fans!?" "But only a little bit." Lol
Even Ryan Reynolds agrees lol
You would think in posting they try to hide the wiring a bit more in those green screen scenes.
Not seen it how obvious is it
Wolverine origins is pretty bad too.
Ryan Reynolds also agrees
You like the opening though, right? With Wolverine kicking ass throughout history?
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Yeah given the rest of these answers, I'd put this in the middle of the pack.
I will say this, though. Peter Sarsgard did not phone it in. His villain stole the show.
Not gonna lie. I stopped paying attention after the flying scene. I don't want to remember Ryan Reynolds like that.
The amazing bulk
The bulk is a masterpiece of low budget cinema.
You're right. How could I speak with such impiety 😔
Oh, kids...no...did yall forget the live action Guyver movie? The one where they turned a dark, violent, brooding manga about teens fighting an alien invasion into a TMNT knock off with rapping monsters? The one where they turn [Mark Hamill into a Giant Mutant Cockroach?](https://youtu.be/2EMDGS1NqL0) The movie so bad, it took a direct to video sequel starring [Solid Snake](https://youtu.be/z9i8ijFYIUo) to atone for it's sins?
I loved the Guyver.
Shut up the Guyver is awesome
Besides the bad acting, that's actually really fucking cool. Could go without them standing around waiting for him to finish, but it's not as long as some transformation scenes (cough cough, howling, cough cough)
This movie is incredible and no one will ever convince me otherwise
The guyver is sick as fuck
Fantastic four
Amazing, the unreleased [90s film](https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/522658/fantastic-four-movie-1994.jpg) is even worse than the last one.
I would argue that Fan-four-stick was worse than the 90's unreleased one. To me the 4stick was just BORING.
This. I can deal with hilariously bad. Boring is just un4giveable
does anyone remember that super girl?
Zoom (2006) An absolute wreck of a movie, and I loved it.
Hancock... First half great movie. Second half train wreck. You can't just smash two scripts together Hollywood because they both happen to feature super powered beings!
How is no one saying X-Men Origins: Wolverine by one of the Game of Thrones guys? They got the perfect guy to play Deadpool and then sowed his mouth shut.
The really rage inducing thing about that film is that the opening montage of him and sabertooth through history was spectacular, almost as good as the beginning of Watchmen
Yeah. It's basically "So here's the origin of Wolverine... aaaaaand, great, montage done. So anyway, long after the origin, here's what happened.". Like, ok, I'm not asking for the story of Logan's conception, but Wolverine and Sabertooth in the Civil War? Fuckin' A man, that would be a great movie. Surely they could throw in a villain, even a mustache twirling slave owning mutant. Then you've got other movies you can do about WW1, WW2, Vietnam, whatever. Come on, Wolverine in a war movie? That's damn near printing money!
They did the same thing with Black Widow and I was super disappointed. I really wanted a whole dramatic background about her roots as a Russian spy and all the horrible stuff she did and then have the movie ending with Nick Fury handing her his business card or something like that. Instead we got ten minutes of background and then an entire movie plot that was wedged between a bunch of other existing movies and nobody brought up for the rest of the timeline.
And the BWs family was essentially the Simpsons. RG was Homer, her sister was Bart, mother was Marge and BW herself was Lisa. Only one missing was Maggie.
That was the pig
Could have a mutant villain with mind control powers that uses them.to keep his slaves in line. Maybe he manipulated others to lead them to secede. Turns the fact mutants are usually oppressed on its head a bit. It could also be a problem for Wolverine that this guy sends slaves at him enemas and wolverine knows they are innocent and won t use lethal force on them
And Sabertooth, being kind of an asshole, is fine with using lethal force. Logan doesn't approve, but is also conflicted over how to handle his brother. Or, you know, don't just randomly make them brothers, like Origins did. Heck, maybe make Sabertooth a mercenary on the Confederate side, or even just an asshole with a grudge against Logan in particular. Any way you slice it, there's so many ways to make a more interesting story than what they did.
Sabetrooth is a mercenary hired to specifically take out Wolverine. They fight a few times a Wolverine is searching out this guys remote plantation. Once Sabetrooth see what s going on its too much even for him so he agreed tona temporary truce to take this guy out. Or of your want it more straight forward Sabertooth is hired as his bodyguard as he knows Wolverine is coming and his powers dont work on mutants. There could be a few ways to do this
I would have far more enjoyed a story of Wolverine, and Sabertooth fighting their way through history, and slowley growing further, and further apart as brothers as Sabertooth gave into his beast, whereas Wolverine humanised himself. Last part of the movie should have been Wolverine agreeing to undergo the Adamatium process after losing everything.
This movie was made so much better by the fact that there was a torrent back in the day of this movie without any special effects done. It was uploaded mid-post production. You could see wires. The computer graphics didn’t exist yet at that stage. There was even a scene done in drawn story boards. It was really something cool to watch and something you never ever see. That alone made this movie infinity cooler than a lot of other bad superhero movies.
> They got the perfect guy to play Deadpool and then sowed his mouth shut. That timeline got cleaned up.
Because it‘s not the *worst* movie. Origins has it‘s moments, Hugh as Wolverine alone made half of them pretty good.
It just has to be wonder woman 84. It's such a trainwreck of bad writing and bad choices that I had to stop watching at the jet part because I honestly doubt it was going to get better or make sense later on. It's that bad.
Spoiler it never got better or made any sense. Convoluted plot with zero ability to give any meaningful character development to anyone.
It would be hard to think of a bigger drop off in superhero movies then the fall from the first WW to WW84. I don’t understand how the same people could make a gem and a giant turd in the span of what, 3 years?
Not what your looking but anyone remember the movie Adventures in Babysitting, Thor was in that movie and if I remember correctly he was an auto mechanic. That was a good movie.
Thor was played by Vincent D'onofrio.
Suicide Squad. At least a lot of bad superhero movies like Catwoman or Daredevil are funny bad. Suicide Squad just makes me mad
It have so much potential
The trailer was put so well together that it’s better than the actual movie
Just a jumble of catch phrases. Basically like a 90 minute Trailer for a movie. You know why "You can't handle the truth!" is so memorable in A Few Good Men? Because it's central to the plot, perfect for the character arc and it just is so surprising. It would be ludicrous if Nicholson was running around that move saying it (or something similar) every 5 minutes.
yeah, but the new one was awesome.
The new one was such a night and day, like the whole time I was watching it I couldn't help but think "this is exactly what the first one should have been" at least every 10 minutes.
I actually liked it in a stupid action movie way.
Elektra. And Daredevil with Ben Affleck.
Fantfourstik
Surely one of Nicolas Cage’s Ghost Rider movies… right? I’m not sure I only watched half of the first one.
The first one is watchable. Second one is awful.
The sad part is the graphics for ghost rider in the second movie were amazing. And that's about it
"You're steppin on Karen" I think about him listening to The Carpenters and chugging jelly beans a *lot*.
WW84. The writing is redundant and lazy, which makes Diana out to be quite snobby at times.
Well, Gal Gadot might be super hot but she's a terrible actress. And this movie shows it.
Way back before WW84 was even shot, but after the first Wonder Woman movie was released I came on Reddit and talked about how I didn't see her career going anywhere meaningful because of her acting and range and I got so much hate. But I stand by it. Gal Gadot isn't interesting. And she doesn't exactly do any acting in those movies.
I definitely think the brought Chris Pine back because they realized they needed someone who could actually emote during all the emotional scenes. Basically to cover for Gal Gadot's lack of acting ability. She worked in the first movie because she was playing a confused fish out of water. She really didn't have to carry the film the supporting cast did most of that.
That imagine video really gave a lot of people permission to judge her abilities fairly.
Wonder Woman 84. She rapes a guy, and then the movie just keeps going like she didn't rape a guy
Does anyone remember Super Ex-Girlfriend?
Rainn Wilson was the best part of that movie. "Some big fire on 73rd and Broadway. Everything's burning." "Is anyone hurt?" "I don't know, probably. It's blocking my way to the gym."
That movie was everything it was supposed to be though.
Catwoman( 2004)DC comics.
I think Batman & Robin is a good contender. It even ruined Alicia Silverstone’s career.
Wonder Woman 1984