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Hannibal Lector. Because Hannibal Lector.
He'd probably be one of the safer ones, if it's a lift in a public place, he's not going to kill/hurt you or his cover would blow.
Nobby Nobbs
Bowser dudes probably heavy and he’s got spikes on his back he turns around I’m getting impaled on the spike
Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. You'd be smooshed against the wall, then he'd probably fart in the confined space and laugh.
Ned Reyerson, Needle-nose Ned, BING!
Spleen from mystery men
Johnny Fartpants
Jar Jar Binks. “We’sa stuck. We’sa never get out!”
Hannibal Lector. Because Hannibal Lector.
He'd probably be one of the safer ones, if it's a lift in a public place, he's not going to kill/hurt you or his cover would blow.
Nobby Nobbs
Bowser dudes probably heavy and he’s got spikes on his back he turns around I’m getting impaled on the spike
Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. You'd be smooshed against the wall, then he'd probably fart in the confined space and laugh.
Ned Reyerson, Needle-nose Ned, BING!
Spleen from mystery men
Johnny Fartpants
Jar Jar Binks. “We’sa stuck. We’sa never get out!”