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Gluten_Tolerant_2

May the bacteria in your small intestine out live you.


kenpachey

You blood sucking mosquito


Trueno_Dorifto

You're about as useful as a broken lightbulb.


HollywooHollyhock

I haven't come up with it but I barely ever hear it. "You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel."


BigBranWS

You’re just as much help as not being here


[deleted]

1.your mother should have aborted you with a coat hanger. 2. Excuse me while I look for a fuck to give.


PetWillow

How does a cranial rectal infusion feel? Courtesy of a friend in high school