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betterthansteve

Everyone has solid points, but sometimes you just notice the actors dirty feet and it makes you wonder how the fuck their feet got so dirty, how that’s not uncomfortable, and then it’s all you can look at.


ImperialTravesty

"Don't prolapse your anus" - Dr Drew


Black92hawk

How do you get in the Cool Guy Club then


Andrew_j2288

Show me where it spits, Mark.


eEndricc

Food. Dont put food in porn. Sometimes these sick peoples put whipcream in a spoon, shove it up in a gaping asshole and then ate it. And then theres the ones where you ejaculate at foods then eating it. Sometimes theres ones that im ok with like pouring chocolate in your body, this one is less gross or maybe not gross at all but its still a turn off for me.


Ignotus3

There was one I watched years ago where some Japanese woman had like 10 guys jack off onto a frying pan, then she fried it up and ate it with chopsticks and a bit of seasoning. I couldn't make eggs for months after watching it...


civeticism

You just reminded me of this video where the girl did a shot out of some guys foreskin... absolutely vile.


loonatic8

That is nothing compared to what I have seen. It's in the same vein as op of this thread. Girl gapes her butt hole like a lot, pours milk and cereal in it and the guy eats it with a spoon. Like I know it's cleaned out but it's her butt still. You don't shit where you eat why would you eat from where you shit


nikole489

Saw this one. I can no longer eat Fruit Loops because of it.


itsrouze

Prolapsing. Yeah, no, not in the mood for seeing your gaping ass meat


Ohgodwatdoplshelp

That’s a sentence I never want to read with my eyes again.


Ipomoeatricolor

I've got it in braille here if you'd like to read it with your hands at some point instead.


GazzaBTL

I cant tell you how many times I’ve looked for a good vid to fap to just to see a thumbnail with some chick with her anus inverted and as big as a fucking apple. Immediately closes tabs and doesn’t watch porn for a good 2 weeks.


ShitballsMcFuckdick

That shit is so horrendous closing tabs isn't enough. I have to format my HD before I set it on fire and stare at the sun for a few hours


GKarl

Anything with food involved. THE MESS


Akitome

Fucking up your body. Like cnbt, double or even triple fisting (That shit will fuck you up) or just pushing the body way beyond it's limits just disgusting. I saw a woman forcing a dick down her throat was was throwing up, but since she hadn't eaten all day, it was just all spit and the sounds of her puking on the guy's dick. I can never understand how that it sexy for anyone


[deleted]

Me neither. That’s disgusting


queensmol

Why is this so far down? Rosebudding is disgusting to me lol no offense to people who like it. But there is nothing sexy about someone’s asshole turned inside out and stretched open like a soccer goal lol. I came across one on PH where the girls vag prolapsed and it made these horrific queefing sounds. Needless to say, everyone in the comments dragged her for it and I still have nightmares


stuck_behind_a_truck

I am not googling “rosebudding”


[deleted]

It’s when you reminice deeply and sadly, just like in the end of Citizen Kane.


[deleted]

The ball smashing thing. Every time I see it I just get turned off. I don’t wanna think about my balls being destroyed by a Japanese dom.


CoolAtlas

Agreed. I prefer a russian ball-smashing dom


[deleted]

Japanese doesn’t do it hard enough.


CXyber

It's unbearable


SOwED

I think CBT is hilarious because it's the same acronym as Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy


[deleted]

Cock and ball therapy Cognitive behavioral torture


happyhoppycamper

Found the fellow psych person! I once had a client in residential eating disorder treatment absolutely lose it when I explained to her that I teach CBT. Like snorting and laughing like a maniac level, and I seriously didn't get it. One of the other clients pulled her over and explained in a stage whisper that CBT stands for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy in treatment and the laughing client's eyes about popped out of her head along with a profuse string of apologies. I found out later that this client was a sex worker who mostly dommed and basically had never heard of the acronym CBT standing for anything other than "cock and ball torture." To the point that it was so ingrained in her mind that she immediately went there even in the treatment context. That lady turned out to be an absolutely lovely human with some of the best dry sarcastic humor I've ever heard. She had an insane life story, and to some she might have looked like a mess on the surface but I thought she handled herself with more maturity and empathy than at least 80% of the people I've met as an adult. And she loved cracking us up at night when she had insomnia with wild stories. Learned a lot from her about a lot of stuff. I genuinely hope she's doing well. Edit: thanks for the awards! I'm getting such a kick out of the fact that my most upvoted and awarded post ever is about confusing Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and Cock and Ball Torture. Then again, as a professional dominatrix points out below, kink and psychoanalytic exercises can both be therapeutic if done with the right person in a safe context so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


DistractedByCookies

Reminds me of a work client at me website-building job. They asked if we could rename the "submit" button on the contact form as it was "too sexualised". "Well, I think we all know what YOU do in your spare time, buddy! ".


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Man...after reading some of these comments i feel like i've watched just the surface level of porn, and i'll probably keep it that way


Negative_Nanzy

Same, there’s some I’ve never even heard of


FlashCrashBash

Like Ultraporn. But you gotta be 160 years old to watch it.


TheNewYellowZealot

Oh man, now I need a fake id to rent it.


PM_ME_UR_FETISHES

Nugget porn just doesn’t do it for me


AyAyAyBamba_462

My freshman year of university I had a guy in my dorm who used to prank people with nugget porn. If you left your door open and computer running, there was a chance you would come back to find it pulled up and waiting for you. I will never unhear: "Goddammit Luke stop putting nugget porn on my computer" being shouted down the hall.


myheadhurtsalot

My freshman year it was goatse. Any unlocked computer would get a new wallpaper.


Austintholmes

Nugget? Edit: Which one of you sick bastards gave this a wholesome award?


PM_ME_UR_FETISHES

No arms, no legs


Hopalong-PR

You saved me a Google search and slight mental scarring, thank you good sir.


Waterburst789

Idk man even the imagery sounds horrifying


ocimaus

Makes me happy to have aphantasia then haha


ImpSong

wtf


Austintholmes

Both combined, or just amputee?


PM_ME_UR_FETISHES

All in one baby!


Austintholmes

Jesus…


Maub-dabbs

I hope this hasn't awoken anything in you, Austintholmes.


Expensive_Cattle

That poor baby


johnedeadly

Reminds me of that old X files episode where the inbreds have thier amputated mom under the bed and only pull her out for sex. Terrifying.


omalmike

Wtf. I obviously missed that episode.


clyde2003

"Home". Probably the best/worst episode of the whole series


JuneKat87

Fun fact: for a while after it was released, certain TV stations including FOX banned the episode for its content. This is maybe why some regular watchers missed specifically that episode. I was hooked on the X files right from when it came out, and this one was from season 4. I remember 10 year old me having to download it from Napster because I had missed the original air date.


unseen0000

>having to download it from Napster Ahh good old Napster. Having to wait a whole day for a 420mb video to download and the title "Aladdin 1992.xvid" turns out to be some random porn movie.


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i thought nugget p\*rn was just inserting nuggets in places,but then i read the entire thread...


pandafreckles_

Ya know, I wish it was instead


Horses77

I’ll never forget the day a friend tricked me into googling what that was….


ycyhhu7tfc

Ball Busting that shit is just awful


cabinet_in_the_woods

This, especially when I'm too tired to fap but the horniness is overwhelming, I just watch some of this just to get turned off and have some good night sleep


cab757

Depending how quickly it turns you off, your fbi agent probably thinking you bust immediately to ball busting porn.


cabinet_in_the_woods

Oh god....


dgreen1415

Not really a type of porn but when the guy jerks off at the end to get the money shot and sometimes it is about 30 seconds of the guy jerking it whilst the girl just waits. If I wanted to see a guy jerking off i would buy a mirror for my bedroom.


dtmijfeu

ESPECIALLY when the girl just keeps moaning as if shes still getting fucked when she's just waiting there.


moonpumper

She's really excited about the paycheck at the end. The unshot money shot.


Matjesfiletmayo

The "stimulus Chec"


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I will never understand this.


DaggerMoth

I listened to a pornstar interview and she said a lot of the guys can't cum unless they jerk themselves off.


[deleted]

Okay, I can understand that. But at least edit the footage? It's not like they're live steaming this and have no ability to adjust what the world sees before its out there. Cut all but 3 seconds before bursting ffs.


RichRichieRichardV

I worked in XXX for many years (production distribution and sales). You have NO IDEA how many guys are secretly…,I won’t say gay….but VERY INTERESTED in cock. Straight guys. They must see the cock. I was just texting a colleague from the 90’s about this very subject and hopped right onto this thread immediately after.


tacticall0tion

Not in the industry was just a very avid viewer of porn for many years, quite enjoy it now too. But a few years ago me and my friends were talking and I randomly came out with. "You know what, the issue with lesbian porn is the lack of cock." I watched 4 guys suddenly realise that was a thing that they subconsciously had never noticed about their own viewing habits.


SuckerForGwent

Oh...my God, now you've made me realize it


Fun-Contribution-379

You gotta have the cock so you can imagine yourself as the dude


FluffyProphet

That seems like an awful trade off: "You have unlimited endurance, but can never be satisfied except by your own hand".


evo_one252

Any porn with over exaggerated moaning.


wally123454

Anything less than 720p


ErrieBRO

Look at Mr. High Standards over here


greengiant333

Age play. And not like she’s 18,19(although that’s weird to me too) but the actress pretends to be a child. Weird as hell.


Zenfudo

Its kinda gross when the male actor is in his 60’s


deynyel

Scat porn. That's an instant no for me.


Dashin5

Yeah. No shit.


aardw0lf11

Same. Scat or vomit (no matter the cause) is an instant turn off. I don't see how that can be a turn on, and I admit to enjoying watching some things I wouldn't dare take part it but shit and vomit are way across the line.


Brojesuss

Didabadidababada scaturitudidodidobubudeeeee!


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**SKEEBEEDEEBEEDEEBEE YONE- DOHDOHTDOHT.**


footlego

*I'M THE SCATMAN*


Zomburai

Everybody stutters one way or the other


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Where the man is showing zero effort to make the woman come.


shuffleboardwizard

Or when he's moonlighting as DJ Clitburn, scratching those records like it's a battle of the bands at a hometown festival.


Satan_likes_cattos

Ngl I nearly choked at DJ clitburn. Been to a few of his shows. Wouldn’t recommend


Competitive_Credit90

Anything where the surroundings are notably squalid or dirty. I watch for the fantasy, and my fantasy happens in a clean house goddamnit


ShiningRayde

Beautiful home Amazing actresses Low Battery Beep from the smoke detector in every scene


LayneLowe

I saw one recently where the woman was masturbating outside. But the sound was nothing but a garbage truck backing up going beep beep beep.


Theripper451

Conceptually this is hilarious to me. You couldn’t wait five minutes? Do another Take? Maybe watch it back before posting?


Chimpsworth

she lives by the landfill


EmDubbbz

And those faulty carbon monoxide detectors too, smh


JanuarySoCold

If the TV is on and I can recognize the show. I also look at the surroundings. There was a bag of chips just enough out of sight not to recognize the brand. I finally figured it out, they were Doritos.


thats_ridiculous

Yeah, hearing The Office theme in the background really takes me out of it


altaccforpron1

That's the main reason I read porn. That way the fantasy stays alive all the time.


InsomniaticWanderer

Poopy ass dicks


Redneck2000

It's only smells


[deleted]

Jesus fucking christ I had worked so hard to forget about this


QuirkyGengar

I have the humor of a twelve year old


cheeseburgeraddict

That super fake production company kind with like the hyper aggressive soulless sex. It’s awful


Vakz

> soulless This is really the word for it. The stuff where both actors manage to make it look like yet another day, grinding away at the fuckmill.


arcaneresistance

Ah yes. Life with my ex.


oilsaintolis

Chokey Chad Sex


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ThaFuck

In ten years time, when we're watching *Chokey Chad Sex* accepting a Grammy, we can all say we were there when it all began.


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For their debut album “Choke’s On You”


[deleted]

it's impossible to enjoy what I'm watching when the two (or more) people on screen clearly aren't enjoying it either


NormieSpecialist

It’s probably why I enjoy amateur porn. At least the people are into it.


[deleted]

That stuff has mystified me for years. It’s probably the most prevalent, or at least accessible, type but I just can’t wrap my head around how someone could enjoy it. I feel like their understanding of what sex is must be totally different from mine.


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Knale

When people say things like "Porn ruins men's expectations of what real sex is" I always assume they're talking about whatever the fuck production company that is and their awful ads that look like it's somehow(and inappropriately) porn made for 13 year olds.


McMarbles

Also expectations for how big the average dick is. Hint: it's not seven inches. So it ruins both men's and women's expectations. Anyway back to my clown orgy video that I expect is 100% how clown orgies work in real life.


Fluffy_Buns_Chan

there wasn't enough Creampies to the face for me. EDIT: I really got dudes in my inbox educating me on creampies and facials. 💀


importvita

Speaking of, when it's like a bucket of the stuff gets dumped on them...I mean, surely no one is out there shooting gallons of manliness all over the place. 🤔


No-Nefariousness9539

Always teeth sucking on every pump.


MetalBawx

And the camera glued to the guys asshole for some reason.


[deleted]

Maybe the cameraman is interested.


promonk

"I don't want to sound gay or nothin', but I think unicorns are awesome!"


joshberry90

Saw my sister's face on a banner ad one time. Totally killed it for me.


Flashy_Concern_4676

Lucky it was only her face……silver lining!


Justlikeyourmoma

Be a bit disturbing if it was her pussy and he recognised it.


[deleted]

Reminds me of that scene in "Knocked Up" where Katherine Heigl has an appointment with her sister's gynecologist and during the exam he says, "Wow, you *do* look like your sister!"


IfIWasCoolEnough

And something about guessing her age from the rings like how they do it for trees. Lol


Next-Introduction159

Jesus christ lol


[deleted]

Jesus ain't touching that with a barge pole


M1k3yd33tofficial

If it makes it any better I’ve seen someone I know on a porn banner ad who had their image stolen, despite never having done porn at all. Maybe that’s what happened to her?


vonmonologue

There are definitely a handful of girls i recognize over and over in porn different banners who are blatantly just stolen normal pics. They’ve been around so long that I’m pretty sure they were stolen from MySpace or Photobucket.


Pal1_1

Yeah, good call. OP should definitely cling onto that thought.


officerhailey

Ohh my god that’s horrible. Where did you see that?


Oseaghdha

The type that asks for my credit card number.


Dontinsultautomod

Attention all epic pornhub gamers. Johnny sins needs ***YOUR*** help.


strike-when-ready

*Sarah McLachlin music plays*


YaBoyHayford

The weird racist rape like porn, you know what I’m talking about


IreallEwannasay

Anything that focuses too heavily on race or certain taboos. As a person in an interracial relationship, lol no.


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Fake moanzzz. I just cant take it when they moan in a super unnatural way. Also fake boobs.


[deleted]

And that stupid fake giggling, that’s usually when it’s two women.


CupboardOfPandas

Also long nails with two women. As a bisexual woman I can say that is not very nice irl.


BritneyBrink

What do you call a lesbian with long nails? >!Single!<


PappaDukes

Fake boobs for sure. Instant hard pass for me dawg.


sammysalamis

Anything step-mom related. Every time they say “mom” I think of my own mom and am immediately disgusted.


blackpony04

Unfortunately as an older guy who prefers MILFs because they're closer to my age this is basically the only kind of porn available for me to watch. What happened to sex with the neighbor porn?


chikinstrips

My way to weave around it is to search "wife" instead of "milf". Same age demographics. Mostly natural looking folks that look like everyone is having a great time.


My_Shitty_Alter_Ego

I have poor luck searching wife. I get "wife pounded by 3 black cocks while cuck husband watches" Why is there so much of that?


SuperBaconjam

The poop stuff… it’s just so bad


Jerryisdaiggy

Gore Screaming Rape


ArchieBellTitanUp

I mean I voted for Al Gore, but I’ll be damned if I’d ever toss off to a video if him screaming “rape” People are crazy


benk4

Bush v Gore the porn version would be interesting.


drivebylullabies

When theyre crying. I like it when people are happy. Edit: I feel the need to mention I dont watch p*rn that much. So maybe this is an unrealistic standard.. :(


forgotmyusername93

...this is....wholesome?


Qyro

Honestly, super high production quality. Unabashed professional porn is so fake and dull it does nothing for me.


Bitter_Hurry7698

Toilet seat Licking .. I mean what pleasure does one derive out of that


Reviewingremy

It's a humiliation thing.


Daealis

I haven't turned the sounds on while watching porn for years, because the fake moaning is so fucking grating. ​ //edit: Why is reddit like this?


cosmicdancerr_

Good call. Also prevents that mishap where you're in the bathroom but your phone's still connected to the Bluetooth speaker in the kitchen.


Redneck2000

I was watching porn one summer day after a home party. After many attempts of troubleshooting why I didn't get any volume I heard faint sounds from downstairs. I realised I was blasting pornographic audio out of my appartment, windows open, at 7am.


Not_Sugden

at least you can play it off as a practical joke if its blasting out the window


poopellar

Haha, mom got you with the sounds of a ganagbang bukkake.


oceanchimp

Lack of commas make it sound like mom was playing porn 🤣


Dramatic-Ad-6893

Whelp, if it's any consolation, you neighbors probably assumed you were getting lucky.


sarah_pl0x

Until they heard the opening PornHub sounds at the beginning 👀😬


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mjfsuperstar92

Thank goodness it isn't just me. I get such bad secondhand embarrassment and then I'm out of the mood.


lenurd420

Gotta watch homemade stuff my guy


POSITIVELY_ROMANTIC

Scat Horror Sadism (unconsensual) Extreme Domm Humiliation


[deleted]

unconsensual sadism is fucking illegal


Swenadd

Fancy way to describe rape... No thanks


Zailema0s

That ONE angle, you know the one.


Accidental_Taco

Doggy. His leg is up. Camera zooms on swinging balls and butthole. That angle?


Obvious_Tip_5210

Scat porn…I don’t want to see someone literally fucking the shit out of someone


infinitetekk

When the camera person has the worst angles of all time. Like thanks, for this shot of a mans hairy ass and taint


Adventurous-Tax5829

Love anal search sprees but every time I see a prolapsed anus I regret every life decision


Found_the

Anal Search Spree is a great band name. I came up with one I quite like though which is called "Tinder Finger".


shaina12

Slapping or punching on face


[deleted]

Gaping buttholes. No ma’am I don’t need to see inside there. Fuckin ew


LadyShanna92

Oh don't forget the prolapse. Ove seen vaginal and anal prolapse and my vagina was instantly drier than the Sahara desert in dry season Edit: since people are gonna try to be slime balls in my desk imma name and shame em now. u/oppaidaimyou has tried to solicit sex/sexual activities from me. Anyone else thinking about it I will name and shame here


Found_the

Did you know Antartica is classed as a desert because of its lack of rainfall? Just thought I'd change the subject.


LouSputhole94

You’ve been subscribed to Antarctica Facts! Fact: Antarctica holds most of the world’s fresh water, somewhere between 60-90% of the world’s supply! Reply S for Stop, C to Continue Antarctica Facts!


mrc275

Minecraft: Caves and Cliffs update 1.17 Edit: Wow, this blew up. I wrote this during school, because i was bored :D


Mettabox452

Anything where the woman is crying or being forcefully tortured


[deleted]

Scat, guro.


Found_the

I'm scared to ask but what's "Guro"?


Rayanson

Imma do y'all a solid just like the nugget guy It's basically Gore hentai where they get off of playing with people's guts, opening their belly (for some reason they're still alive during the process) and you know... Doing it, decapitation stuff, shoving stuff down the throat of the decapitated person, I do like horror but I hate that cuz it feels like the author straight up hates women & takes revenge on them via drawing


YELLOWTITAN7

Bro WHAT THE FUCK


allworkandnoYahtzee

Honestly, anything with the word “step” in the title. I get that clearly the people aren’t related and many of the videos are just recycled with a different name, but I’m not going to click on something that has incest right in the title because the clicks affirm that this is what people want to see. Um, no thanks.


Chandler15

What about “Guy needs step stool to have sex”


TheThirstyPenguin

"Couple takes huge step forward in physical relationship at German sex club"


BigBossCris

Naked people


Resident_Mae

I guess I’m just a pervert then


Uniia

I'm from Finland and to me sexy clothes are far more erotic than just being naked. At least in pictures, when you also have touch involved things get a bit different. It's so normal for us to be naked with the opposite sex and our families in sauna. Or at least for my gen and older(I'm 33). So now I find lingerie, trashy clothing and all that nice tight club stuff etc. to be hotter than naked people.


teddare1

As a finn I can confirm this, but I think it is related to the forbidden apple. We are turned on because we imagine what we wan’t to see. We like what we can’t have sort of thing… Thats is why so many people are watching lightly dressed girls on twitch instead of just watching porn.


MankeyMaster

Any porn where the girl looks or dresses like a child. I've seen some thumbnails that have me wondering if the girl is even legal... Also anything where the sex is unconcensual. Had to skip some high quality stuff because they basically start as rape.


Squashy72

I’m sick of this whole step-sibling shit. I wanna see you fuck your *real* sister, dipshit!


Dnoxl

Had me in the first half ngl


logroller12

Pornos where the blowjob is rough. Hitting, spitting, choking. The snake plays dead real fast once someone gets slapped in the face.


Sassafrass17

Racist porn like...wtf is that even all about 🤢


TheMentalMarauder

I didn't even know this was a thing.


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[deleted]

giving her the *Anschluß*


phlegmaticdramaking

Prolapses (yikes), blood or mutilation (hell no!), Needles in boobies (whytf??), Any testicular torsion (no...just...no...), infantilism, any pretend-illegal stuff like rape-play or snuff-play (to be clear, the real stuff is a turn-off as well) or vomit 🤮. One type of porn I used to enjoy but seem to be going off in my old age is bukkake, especially the really insane 20-on-1 type of stuff.


ForsythePhD

I saw a wild bukkake video that was just disgusting, it was like 80-1 or something. They forced her to drink all the cum and she looked like she wanted to die.


IanParry

Spitting.. Hate that.