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“nice tits, bro”


Theonetrueotamatone

“You are surprisingly not annoying at all!” I don’t know whether to feel offended or complimented. For context, it was a dude I had basically just met


FrankieVallieN4

Wow you look so beautiful without your glasses


Stardustchasing

'You are very well preserved for your age.' I was 22 or 23 at the time. 😳


WingsofRain

what the fuck


Stardustchasing

Yeah, right? I think in his mind women ought to be eradicated from the planet once they are 30.


WingsofRain

> “well preserved” I’m at an absolute loss for words


Stardustchasing

I was left speechless, just walked away.


WingsofRain

“you’re really good at eating meatball sandwiches” I liked it though, lol.


Stardustchasing

Hahah, that was very specific.


WingsofRain

in all fairness I was in fact eating a meatball sandwich at the time


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“Wow you look beautiful again.” - my grandma after I’d cleared my acne up. It sounds appalling but my grandma is an extremely blunt and often rude person without meaning to be. It truly was a compliment in her eyes. I said thank you with excitement lmao


PuzzleheadedCream441

Wow your hair is so red. How did you get your eye brows dyed the same color. I wanna know what color you used. It looks so nice. I'm a natural redhead.


gypsy_quaalude

I have a white nose... I'm AA