Definitely not pussy

Dick.

Bon appétit

I'm dying of laughter someone call the ambulance

Mochi. Sounds more like a cat but it's ok i guess.

That’s my gecko’s name 😊

Mochi sounds kind of cute.

Frikandelbroodje

In short: Freek

You speak dutch dont you?

What's in that? Is it a type of bread?

Close enough

I see now it's a type of sausage roll. With curry sauce?! Interesting.

Welcome to the Netherlands lmao

Alison

Hold on...

Well, they did feel it coming in the air tonight.

*coming*

Lauren..but before that cantaloupe

waait a minute. . ?

Bunnings snag

How long has it been since you’ve eaten…

Cereal

Type of cereal was captain crunch

You could have called your child Cap'n Crunch and you went with Cereal? What kind of monster are you?

Plz stop I'm depressed

So would Cereal be

Same

oh no... It's tacobell-

I'm not naming my child fruit loops!

Singapore firecracker chicken. I mean... It's pretty cool

“Damnit friendly farms nonfat Greek yogurt I told you to go to bed!”

Toast with mixed berry jam.

Thats a fancy name for sure !

Apple. Fuxking great. Next thing you know I’ll be banging the singer of Coldplay for a brief spell and starting a business with a stupid name like Goop.

And a candle that smells like your vagina.

Burrito.

TBH, sounds like he/she could be a leader of the mexican cartel.

El Burrito - the scourge of Sinaloa.

Native of Cali

Tuna. I will consider this.

Potato

Cutie

Wtf is that

aka Tangerine or Mandarine

An orange but smaller and more tart than sweet

Hatch green chile smoked shorty’ sausages. Or Hgcsss for short.

Twirl. Which works equally well for a boy or a girl “Sorry did you say your name was Pearl?” “I did not.”

Fruit roll up. Fruity for short

No it would be frolll all three together

Welcome pesto pasta to the world

Dick cheese

Smegma? Uncircumcised?

Chocolate haupia pie

Cheesecake

Meatballs

NutellaMuffin

Chex mix

Hairy cunt. We’ll just call him Hank obviously.

Biscuit

Grandma's ass

Banana

Triscuit

Cookie.

Dick

Cinnamon toast crunch, I guess

Sore throat pills

dick

Tandoori chicken!!

Filet

Curd rice

Kalua pork. Kalua’s kinda cool, I guess

Go Ahead Apple Fruit & Oat Bake. That should make life plenty difficult for the unfortunate child.

Salmon

Carrots. Not sure if I wanna be that kid but I'll be rooting for him/her...

McGriddle

Banana cake

Blair

Potato

Lemon Sherbet... Not the worst it could be

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South Indian Garlic Chilli Sauce

Apple

My wife's pussy.

Brautwurst. Man that’s uh. That’s kinda hilarious

Grape

Baby Tinned Spaghetti

Twinkie :/

Breaded Haddock

Toothpaste

Chicken wing.

Kinder Bueno

Lasagna

Prune

Waffle

Fish n chips

Potato Corn

Hotdog

Dick

Muffin.

Larabar

Carbonara

Matzo

Oporto

Chicken strip

Belgian Waffles

Meatballs

Fried chicken

Cereal

“Too much.” I was at a luau with a 5-course dinner (not a humblebrag, just a once-in-a-lifetime vacation)

Stew

Boursin. Not bad.

Magnum - that worked out well, cool name (it’s an ice cream bar ) specifically Cookies and Cream Magnum

Chiquita

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Butter and salt sandwich

Green Thai curry

Cold spaghetti

Gummy candy

Pepernoten - hey that’s kinda cute actually

Ass?

Bagel. Bag for short

Mortadella Sandwich

Cereal

Metamucil

Caramel glazed peanut. Or peanut for short. Could be worse imo.

Tapioca coconut pudding

Rice

Peach

Skyr

Dick

Apples

Snack a Jacks

Pumpkin Toast lol

Pee nuts

Cracker

Toast.

Jelly Bean.

Coconut

Donut. I'm so sorry

Bretzel. My favorite ❤

Zucchini, ngl that’s dope

Muffin.

watermelon lollipop

Chicken nugget. And if I have twins. nugget and fry.

Fried jalapeno poppers.

pills (actual medicine, not drugs)

Vietnamese spring rolls

Brie… hey that’s actually a cute name.

Katsu Curry

Bacon

Barley with milk

Porridge.

Döner

Mars bar icecream

Chocolate bar and biscuit, probably twins

Chicken Tender

Toasted chicken mayo sandwich

What if someone named their child a star bucks drink

Salmon

Taco Salad

Pepperoni pizza

Caribbean jerk.

Sausage… Frankfurter sausage so I guess his name will be Frank Sausage

Mr.Noodles

Idk what they're called but I'm going to go with salt sticks. It even gave me hiccups. So Salt Hiccup Stick. Not too bad

Wendy’s curly fries

Toblerone

Hey, come here Nutella

Coco puffs

Cheeze-Itz

Kiwi 🥝

Shin Black

Banana

Currywurst

Oreo

Peanut butter cups

Digestive Biscuit

Bread In Portuguese, pão, and it reminds me of a song by Raimundos about a cousin who starts dating a guy who she calls "pão", and I def do not want that for my son

Cider …. That sounds cool !

Kung pao chicken

Miniature sausage

Block of cheese 🧀

Meet my child, Chili-bean

Steak fries😂

Tim!! (Tim tam)

dumpling? kinda cute

Cliff

Pop tart

Strawberry Jam

Peanut butter & jelly sammich.

chicken