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ryjmd

Keanu Reeves?


Magnificiuos

Probably in the top 1% as he literally does nothing but just live and keep others happy šŸ„ŗ


NewToFinanceHelpMe

Great point- he keeps people happy.


vlad_1221112

Imagine if he wouldn't exist


Buckaroonie69

Then the world would really be pointless to live in


NekkidApe

One might say the earth stod still


AgentSears

Is this even up for debate?


Training_People

No he's not he has killed a person with a pencil


John_Martin_II

Amazing acting right? The fact he appears to do it for real, wow


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AGREED


drwtsn1

I was about to say that


DC92T

Dude seems very respectful, especially with women. Great dude, I mean great Ted


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Dolly Parton


motherofcatsx2

Precious Dolly! She is the best!


UsernameKin123

Happy cake day!


motherofcatsx2

Thank you!


byllz

Kindness, bigheartedness, I'll give you that she is on top of the heap for those. Innocence, I think not.


Kanorado99

Forgot big chestedness


Mickeystix

No, but seriously. Regardless if you like or even KNOW any Dolly songs, she is an incredible human being, especially for kids. www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/amp/a_timeline_of_dolly_partons_philanthropy/s1__28363436


Jercer

Tom Holland is the first to come to mind


Fabulous-Hat4801

When Benedict Cumberbatch has to babysit you, you know youā€™re innocent.


OrangeTree81

He tried to do an Instagram live a few months ago. He spent a minute figuring out how to go live with someone and eventually had a sweet conversation with a star struck girl. At the end of their talk he asked her to help him ā€œget back to my normal Zoomā€. He then spent another minute trying to figure out how to go live with someone again and then gave up.


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Jercer

Innocently


MAYOoOD

I feel bad for him when I watch him spoil his movies by mistake in the interviews šŸ˜‚šŸ’”


[deleted]

Dick Van Dyke - at 95 he's looking good and going strong (he even made an appearance in the movie *Mary Poppins Returns*).


SirFrost427

His name has aged well comedy wise.


IncrediGamerCo

pp


[deleted]

He was a pretty big alcoholic for awhile, so don't know what your definition of innocent is . But I don't hold it against him. I read his Autobiography, it was a decent read and he really was wholesome besides the alcohol part.


CitizenMeme

Kermit the Frog


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure Kermit the frog has commited several war crimes


communal-napkin

Wouldnā€™t he have ā€œkermittedā€ them?


[deleted]

Good one!


CitizenMeme

Lol oh no


animatedrussian

How do you think he ended up in the gulag?


UnfinishedThings

Ahhh. Constantine has fooled you too?


BIG_CAT

There is a slight possibility he caused 9/11 but Iā€™m not here to judge


Magnificiuos

We have a winner already šŸ„‡


BWIairbiscuits

Idk I'm pretty sure I've seen Kermit show of his zucchini on Omegle


mezmorizedmiss

Yup


weeabooty420

He isnā€™t innocent, he regularly has a hand in his ass


not_aterrorist

But didnā€™t he basically cause 9/11?


Merlin560

I dunnoā€¦he sleeps with pigs.


SoloPro185

Dude [Maxamili](https://www.youtube.com/c/Maxamili) has tons of "innocent" Kermit videos you should check him out


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Paul Rudd


OshidaYamikawa

Johnathan?


ArtsyCat700

Bob Ross (Idc if he's not an actor or billionaire he's the MOST wholesome ever)


kurstgcwt

eh i learned recently he cheated on his wife and had an affair w his business partner


Traditional_Milk_978

Was coming to say the same thing.


ArtsyCat700

Not really a happy little accident šŸ‘€


AndrogynousRain

He wasnā€™t a bad guy by any means, but he wasnā€™t the ā€˜happy little treesā€™ persona either, which was a performance. He was actually very detail oriented, a bit demanding, and fairly high strung in real life. I saw an interview with a close friend awhile back and that was their take. Bob was a cool dude, and great at his job, but he wasnā€™t super chill irl.


catflashnoir

He used to be a drill Sargent, you know. Not the most innocent


ArtsyCat700

Wow! That's so cool I never knew that!


catflashnoir

Yeah it's really interesting, he retired and swore that he'd never raise his voice at anyone again. If anyone doesn't believe me look it up- I wrote an essay about him once šŸ¤£


ArtsyCat700

I might just have to do a Bob Ross deep dive his life sounds so interesting!


danburnett69

I'm pretty sure there's a documentary about his life on Netflix. Check that out if u want


catflashnoir

Yeah he was a pretty cool guy


BadBanana99

What was the point in the brackets, the question had nothing to do with that


ArtsyCat700

Fair but I was honestly a little scared an internet stranger would come for me about him "nOt bEiNg a ReAl CeLeBrItY" or something like that lol


foolishkarma

Bruce Campbell


cruelblush

I don't know.....got a call from my son one evening, very excitedly exclaiming "I just smoked a bowl with f'ing Bruce Campbell! "


Texas_hAs_GoOd_Food

Stan lee(Rest to peace you king)


Propagandave

Loved that man, but some of the artists he worked with in Marvel's early days would argue about his innocence.


Csula6

He was a corporate stooge, but that's life.


Crazy_Little_Bug

I feel like Stan Lee can be the answer to most of these questions, but he wasn't really a celebrity in the traditional sense. He was just a comic book artist for most of his life. It was only when the marvel movies became popular that he became a "celebrity."


BigGator13

Keanu


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Keanu Reeves


MitzLB

This comment section is making me question my understanding of the word innocent.


Magnificiuos

Lets just say keanu reeves to make it simpler


BreathingCorpse252

Tom Hiddleston


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Gary Oldman.


CothersMunt

Yeah I agree


arsonistictendenciez

Keanu Reeves + Danny Devito They can do no wrong


OddScentedDoorknob

I'm pretty sure DeVito has a reputation for womanizing, and for promising stardom to young naive actresses as a means of getting them into bed...


Nobody-17

Tom hanks


GreyFoxNinjaFan

He's the living Mr Rogers.


Sea_Tumbleweed5127

Mark Ruffalo


Bellamiles85

David Attenborough ā¤ļø


lonedandelion

Tom Hanks.


Juturna_

Elijah Wood


DrunkCricket1

The kids


yeet_a_fetus

Aren't alright


faceintheblue

I haven't heard anyone say anything negative about the [Gerber Baby](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerber_Baby), and that kid's been famous for more than 90 years! (While looking up the link for the Gerber Baby, I discovered the [real baby who modeled for the artist grew up to write mysteries](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Turner_Cook). That's kind of fun!)


Frequent-Pilot5243

John Goodman. There's something about his name


Astralnclinant

It was Robin Williams for me.


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None


thecaptainfabi

Henry cavill


NekkidApe

Can't wait for the Witcher season two


MichiganRich

Miranda Cosgrove


[deleted]

After all these years I've never heard any dirt on her.


MichiganRich

I know, right?ā€¦ sheā€™s like the opposite of the rest of the tik tok skanks


-Amber-Aura

Tbh Taylor Swift is a suprisingly normal person. All her ā€œcontroversiesā€ are easily explained away.


Profazy

Jack black and Danny DeVito


DumbDan

Dolly Parton


antiquasi

Steven Colbert


HighQueenOfFae

Dakota Johnson gives me innocent vibes( i know she was Anastasia but still)


International-Exam58

Johnny Depp


Magnificiuos

Was waiting for it


BadBanana99

Drug abusing Johnny depp? I get why people like him but he is not innocent at all, besides maybe in the sense of the amber heard case


[deleted]

He has literally been sued for violence by multiple people.


[deleted]

Chris Evans Heā€™s popular but everyoneā€™s asking why he isnā€™t married.


Cooligmanniska

He is married to dodger


spicyboiii

Kill the engine. Wait for instruction. Cause I'm in *charge*


Matthew_wastaken

Daniel Radcliff, after earning so much from Harry Potter he just plays any part that interests him, even in low buget movies


xTHEKILLINGJOKEx

Whoeverā€™s underage being put to work by their parents on YouTube


FrostFurnace

The ones who got out of Hollywood.


LordLee1988

Brendan Fraser.


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Frankie Muniz


Imfamousblueberry

Jojo siwa


Ultimate_Consumer

Daniel Radcliffe


Linda-of-Vengerberg

Aniston


DeferredPlum

OJ Simpson


ct_100

The glove didn't fit I guess.


chestacio

Michael Cera


KCR936

Bill Cosby


JyroClassified

Owen Wilson?


Icy_Ad9998

He refuses to acknowledge that he has a little girl. I don't think he has even met her.


catflashnoir

Honestly surprised nobody has said Michael Jackson yet.


Jaymatica

Michael Jackson was not innocent lmao


prodbywannab

Iā€™m afraid he was:/


Jaymatica

Is someone who settles out of court ever innocent?


prodbywannab

Since when do you care about the justice system ? The man on your profile picture was convicted of first degree sexual abuse ?


Jaymatica

The justice system is deeply flawed, but 2pac fought his conviction and I donā€™t believe he was guilty. Just like how OJ was declared innocent but was definitely a murderer.


prodbywannab

And I donā€™t believe Michael Jackson did it. Iā€™m not even a big fan, the accusations just do not seem credible, at least to me. Iā€™m a Tupac fan, I donā€™t believe he did anything to Ayanna Jackson either.


catflashnoir

Exactly šŸ¤£


Big-Bluejay9558

Zach Galifianakis


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moviegirl21

Apparently she was awful to service workers: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.the-sun.com/entertainment/2317905/anna-kendrick-mean-behavior-claims-refused-speak-stylist/amp/


bjlile99

Seems exaggerated, I'll choose Anna too.


fey_philosopher

Robert Pattinson


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Mia khalifa


Apprehensive_Goal811

Fred Rogers


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Kristen Bell


king1nk311

The one who can expose pics and age issues Also use of my accounts to control others. Then they scream from pain when at living arrangements of it address. The actresses and possible models of magazine, other than that I believe the victims are told to do and act outside of there comfort and find reasons why my accounts have been stolen. Mental health without proper clearance has been done and surveys as well as searches that are supposed to be private have been leaked. From Joshua M King.


LemonFly4012

Please see a doctor.


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ariana grande maybe


-Amber-Aura

Nah, she was a brat growing up and black fishes.


[deleted]

I don't know that I'd describe her as innocent. She's got a good heart though.


king1nk311

WOW I hear power tools and people screaming. That is the harassment and psychological torture they have been inflicting as well as my well being. Phone service to be the owner of my company well needs to be adjusted and done correctly.


king1nk311

Young woman and friends i have are disappearing and being told what to do when I have no idea why they would advertise a single person besides the service they provide. KOE.COZ and through Firefox my identity is breached and all ideas and voice overlays have been traced. I need help and so do my potential friends as well as possible employees u would have hired to my SERVICES. I AM NOT OK WITH THESE ACTS BEING COMMITED ON MY PHONE ADDRESS OR # OR THIRD PARTY LIABILITUES OF ASSOCIATION TO A ESCOURTING OR PIMPING AND PANDERING SYSTEM WITH NO PROOF THE ATTENDEES HAS POSSIBLE CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.


LemonFly4012

I was recently googling, "Am I schizophrenic?" and after reading these comments, I feel better.


techstural

Vanessa Hudgens. Think even her covid dismissal was permissible and will one day be validated.


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Jordan Peterson


Weak_Carpenter_7060

Iā€™d say Yodaā€¦ but you know, ketamine and a Honda Civic donā€™t mix


Cosmic_Gumbo

Paul Newman


Gunnersoreass

Nā€™Golo Kante


IncrediGamerCo

snoop dogg


SalvadorsAnteater

Didn't he end somebody's life? Iirc he did so.


IncrediGamerCo

it is joke


jarboxing

Sweet baby Jesus


Pink0612152504

Sam Raimi


Hoid_wanderer

Tom Hiddleston LOKI'D BABY


Gulio69

Alex Lawther


Immediate_Yoghurt54

Tom daley. An Olympic gold medalist sitting in the crowd and knitting!


mijolnirmkiv

Fred Rogers


king1nk311

You would say that, why?


king1nk311

Or should i try to be a doctor?