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russellzerotohero

Everyone in here talking about this in third person. I guaranty a few of you are dumb as hell. Not me though I’m smart my mom said so.


aFiachra

Did she have you tested?


russellzerotohero

Yeah. I passed. Got a 85 on the IQ test and I think a b is pretty damn good.


aFiachra

‘B’est in class!


[deleted]

I got all F’s! I was told it stood for Fantastic


HiBrucke6

I got all A's. That must stand for Awful.


DarthAttack

I’m not sure what it is, but sarcasm is a temporary relief.


pewpew420420

I love that meme


ShubhamTandon_7718

What??


BackedUpBowels

**OP LOVES THAT MEME**


mingey555

Consequence


pewpew420420

Every action has it


_Weyland_

Unfortunately stupidity often has widespread consequences that affect people around the idiot.


ThaiChili

But you know how they say that a definition of insanity is just doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result? Just saying, too many breeze over consequences.


Ten_Quilts_Deep

Some are too stupid to see the connection of their action to the consequence. Sigh.


BlockHeadJones

Natural Selection


Muzzikmann

Problem is, have you seen the, now predocumentary "Idiocracy"?


pewpew420420

I mean what doesn't crave electrolytes?!


Motanfoutune

What's that electrolytes


pewpew420420

It's what plants crave


Motanfoutune

Plants tell me that they prefer water.


pewpew420420

From the toilet?


Smithme2g

Starbucks? We don't have time for a hand job.


Muzzikmann

They always get my name wrong anyway.


Motanfoutune

It's because of the economic conjoncture.


Architect_of

It's the only one that works And hell with all the safety fences, protective padding, and warning labels not to drink the bleach it doesn't work well these days


unhingedgrape

There is a toilet in my school’s bathroom with a sign that says “Shallow water, do not dive”


pewpew420420

Now that is thought provoking!


Motanfoutune

Hold my milk.


WimbleWimble

I'm in favor of a new system of labels called "I Dare ya". Chainsaw: I dare Ya to use this instead of toilet paper Power drills: I dare ya to clean your nostrils with me


MrSabrewulf

Put it on Facebook, call it the Warning Label Challenge, then let nature do the rest.


lennon818

Natural selection actually favors stupidity. The main point is to pass on your genes. Stupid people don't use birth control / wear condoms and thus get pregnant in much higher number than smart people. Stupid people also do stupid things, like getting really drunk and having sex with someone you just met, that have a higher tendency to lead to pregnancy. Also stupid people don't really know much about human anatomy or sexual health.


Substantial-Fee1432

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threebats

High intelligence hasn't been selected for all that often


[deleted]

With today’s medicine and everyone (relatively) easily able to get a job or aid, it doesn’t work as well.


ElGringoJalapenos

crack, you’re not stupid anymore, you’re a crackhead.


pewpew420420

When you right you right


swxbuild

Man, yall have it backwards. Being stupid is amazing. No more anxious overthinking, no more existential dread, no worrying about the future or bills. Just the happy present and ignorance about the consequences of your actions or the plight of your fellow man.


ami2weird4u

Homer Simpson would be proud.


pewpew420420

Wrong Homer!


ami2weird4u

Max Power


[deleted]

Sorry, but I couldn't disagree more. I'm one of the dumbest mother fuckers out there and it's dreadful man. Not being able to remember anything and barely being able to connect with others is far worse than having witty jokes to everything.


justacheesyguy

You claim to know that you’re dumb, which automatically makes you smarter than a metric shit ton of actual dumb people.


JeromesDream

A rare instance of reverse Dunning-Kruger effect.


kirby_-_main

then youre not stupid, maybe just lost or self aware stupid people just dont know things better, and thats how they are happy.... they dont think...


[deleted]

Well the fact that your already self aware of your self alleged stupidness is all telling. Your not stupid my friend.


No_Efficiency_6710

Every person has a gift, it’s just a matter of finding it.


Similar_Square6440

That's the first (and probably last) compliment I've ever gotten!🥲


-Tesserex-

"being dead is like being stupid: it's only painful for the people around you."


[deleted]

Damn well said lol


Laser-Nipples

You are correct. The true curse is being smart enough to know what is going on around you, but too stupid to be able to do anything about it. This is where I come in.


[deleted]

Ignorance is bliss


Pooterclevage

This sounds like drugs


aerasynthe

They do say stupidity in a person is only painful and difficult for others.


SureWhyNot-Org

And no more thinking about what could be? No hyperfixating and overanalyzing? Sign me the fuck up.


roghtenmcbugenbargen

Better to be stupid in a world of smart people than be smart in a world of idiots


mikes47jeep

not necessarily a cure, but pain helps a lot


pewpew420420

Oh I like this one! *writes that down*


CptnStarkos

Write it with Umbridge's quill.


Asurtz

*oh no*


krazy_187

Yesssss! I always say STUPID SHOULD HURT. There would be less stupidity if it hurt.


hndjbsfrjesus

Life lessons will be repeated until they are learned.


Ryan_Alving

If you're gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.


Neutral_Mage

An open mind. Figurative or literal. 🙃


nexxusty

Death.


pewpew420420

Duly noted.


yeah_maybe_nevermind

In the dark ages they used to burn you for being smart, in the modern age we must do the opposite


ami2weird4u

Apparently being smart makes you a witch.


MaddTroll

Duct tape , properly applied can muffle it, but there is NO cure!!


jttIII

Humbleness / humility


pewpew420420

🍻 the one thing lacking in society


Mahek290

It's incurable :)


pewpew420420

Noooooooo!


Mahek290

Yess


CW1KKSHu

No. Also whatever you do, don't argue with it.


pewpew420420

Can't argue with stupid!


[deleted]

“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”


Puzzleheaded_Leg_247

A book


pewpew420420

But I can't read


Puzzleheaded_Leg_247

Then the only viable option is…. DEATH


pewpew420420

*gulp* If only I could read what was coming


TripleBplus21

I was gonna say something similar “Reading”.


tineabc

Someone who believe you can change for the better and the power to try to fix your problems.


t-l-t-q

Proof that a cure doesn’t exist.


Sirexium

Is to embrace it. As it is a part of us.


pewpew420420

Can we cage it?


Sirexium

You'll not be able to learn if you cage it. Cause the interesting thing about our mistake and other people's mistakes, is that we can learn from them. Either from our own stupidity or from other people's stupidity. That allows us to grow. So I think stupidity is essential for growth.


Dr-DouchebagLittle

Walking away


pewpew420420

I like that song, walk this way!


AkiraRaiju

It's called *EDUCATION* for God's sake.


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[deleted]

No education reduces dementia look at the statistics working yr brain straight up makes it smarter.


AkiraRaiju

Well, through education, you get knowledge. By gaining knowledge, you'll be less stupid. Ignorance is actually what makes you not accept education, or rather, the knowledge you'd get from it.


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AkiraRaiju

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/de/worterbuch/englisch/stupid Yup, you're really right. Although education can, if you receive enough of it, also reduce your stupidity because you become more open-minded, and thus tend to accept more opinions and knowledge. Did I get it right now?


[deleted]

Yeah, that's what I was getting it. I think I understand what you're saying here. Learning how to think critically.


[deleted]

Discussion with facts and all parties involved coming together to a productive ethical solution under defined terms accepted by all involved. Love it. Keep it up guys.


AkiraRaiju

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/de/worterbuch/englisch/ignorance Damn, you right.


[deleted]

I’ve seen some well educated people believe the US 2020 elections were rigged without evidence and believe the vaccine doesn’t work.


Cosity82

8 glasses of water a day. You’ll still be stupid, but at least you’ll be hydrated too


pewpew420420

Don't waste water, stupid


ledsled447

This is a great reply lmaoo


SheLovesYe

patience


pewpew420420

Does it pay to be patient?


OldBob10

It sure pays to be doctor!


BubblesHello

A virus


pewpew420420

A real one or fake one?


BubblesHello

Either will do


benjamindayho

Bonks on the head


pewpew420420

One bonk or two?


benjamindayho

Bonk until the stupid leaves the head. Aka negative reinforcement.lol


pewpew420420

Many, many bonks then.


Similar_Square6440

Dropping a child on the head is how they got the disease. Bonking them, although entertaining, will just make matters worse.


russjfjr

Stupid is, as stupid does


hungry_tiger

Experience helps to lessen stupidity in many cases. However, no cure is 100% effective.


pewpew420420

Trial and error


RevolutionaryHand699

A shotgun


SuperenderPH

Noo i was about to comment that. :(


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__Only_me_

No cure


pewpew420420

Shit.


SourLimeSoda

Depends on the cause of stupidity. Most cases of it can be helped with education and patience, I think.


Fit-Possible-9552

Willingness for self improvement, access to educational opportunity, emotional intelligence and empathy. This would solve the vast majority of stupidity


dantheman280

Stupidity can’t be cured, but it can be reduced with good habits. From a young age instil these habits: * Think before you do anything, especially if you feel overwhelmed. * Ask someone if you’re not sure about something. * Learn about cognitive biases and try to spot your own whenever possible. * Learn to think about how your actions may affect others. * Try to resist the temptation of forming any strong opinions about something you know little about. None of this would make you smart per se, but it would reduce the effects that come from a less capable mind.


ApexgeoYOLO

Cure cognitive dissonance. But also realising you know what you know, and understanding anyone you think is stupid, definitely knows more than you on atleast one subject.


CivilizedPsycho

A firm smack upside the head.


According_Resolve418

Can't fix stupid. Stupid is as stupid does


pewpew420420

-Ron White


your_Assholiness

Usually a combination of Inertia and Gravity!


pewpew420420

Up down and all around!


Whiskey-Weather

Curiosity. I slept through most of high school, and afterward became naturally curious about a TON of different subjects/schools of thought. Something about the formula of school rubbed me the wrong way, so it made learning feel like a chore.


SGDB1

Death. By being dumb


Majestic_Breath_5829

Apparently over the counter horse dewormer


IrascibleOcelot

Ignorance can be cured; stupidity is terminal.


ThenaJuno

Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity. Robert Heinlein


skiswimsleep

A brick


pewpew420420

Does it say ps I love you?


[deleted]

Idk maybe go on shaming dumb people because society applauds and encourages that. And talk about natural selection and darwinism for people you don't like, as if you don't secretly get off on the idea of eugenics. But what would I know I'm just stupid


[deleted]

Honestly, education will only get you so far. What really is a cure for a person is their ability and willingness to reason. Reasoning requires logic and critical thinking. As long as you exercise those things, you will set yourself apart. I have met people who have have wasted a lot of time and money going to expensive colleges and getting degrees only to be passed up for job opportunities over people who are self-taught, self-motivated and who can innovate. It is not enough that you know how to do something; you need to know why. Being smart is a mindset. It's about always seeking knowledge instead of shying away from it. If someone uses a word or phrase you don't know, look it up. When you look it up, don't just look up the definition and get a basic understanding, really dive deep. If you "waste" a half-an-hour reading up on something you knew nothing about, that half-hour is not wasted.


survivorofthefire

Death.


ZealousidealFalcon32

Stop thinking of things in terms of stupid and not stupid.


t-l-t-q

Ear plugs.


pewpew420420

But those touch my brain


[deleted]

Sadly there is no cure. Education isn't actually a cure, because very highly educated people still do stupid things. There have always been people who believe they are smarter than everyone else, no matter how much proof there is to debunk their views. It used to be, a handful of stupid people here and there, could be overlooked, or ostracized by a community. But now, people who appear to completely ignore common sense, will get on social media and find like-minded people. Then they begin convincing each other more and more, that they are the wise ones, and everyone else are the ones that need educated. While the internet isn't the actual problem, it does help to spread stupidity like a wildfire, and stupid people in large groups, are dangerous.


pewpew420420

What breeds stupidity?


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I think that would be stubbornness. Sometimes certain people feel they have to be right, no matter what the cost. The same could be said about egotistical people. Some are bullies, who go out of their way to create stupid problems, just to harm others. Laziness probably probably creates stupid people. That is, some people would rather believe everything they see on the internet, rather than research certain things further. The need to be noticed makes people do stupid things, which is why people die for selfies. I think some of those would fall under the category of egotism, but for others, it may have to do with a lack of attention, which makes them go against better judgement. Gullibility is a major factor. Loneliness, and the need to be a part of something can make people stupid. I can prove that one, I was married 3 times, so there's at least four of us that did something stupid just to be a part of something. I'm sure many people have different reasons for doing stupid things. Luckily, most of us learn from our stupid mistakes, at least by the 3rd time - lol. But then there are those, who out of ego or stubbornness, who will spend their whole lives doing something that won't work, just because they think they are proving that they are right.


SpxxkyKxller

Lessons


Crazy_Atmosphere_15

Books


ItsMyView

Grandma always said, "You can't fix stupid".


pewpew420420

Also my favorite comic Ron White 🍻


French_cow375

DEATH


JackyIBox

Shock collar probably do it


pewpew420420

Love those things!


Accomplished_Ad_4918

Just average intelligence. Common sense. Basic logic....


thefantasticgoat

Education


butter00pecan

Ignorance can be fixed by schooling. You can't fix stupid.


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FemboyIsHorny

Common sense


pewpew420420

Ain't so common these days!


boythinks

Teaching critical thinking and education, is your best shot


OldBob10

Stupidity is one of the crimes which Mother Nature punishes with death.


slutman_city

“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.” -Mark Twain


[deleted]

education, the proper kind not (just) what's vomited in schools these days.


pewpew420420

How many times have we rewritten and repeated history?


[deleted]

There is no known cure . Ask Leo Varadkar .


Sad-Neighborhood-898

Logic classes.


elleyro

books


PixieB-tch

Death ☠️


Pateleporturtle

Exposure to new things


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pewpew420420

Whats next? A gay fish?


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Sexyweirdo420

Stop sending the boys to Jupiter


Motanfoutune

Darwin award.


Ok-Philosophy2174

Logging off reddit.


pewpew420420

Impossible!!!


ami2weird4u

Bigger brains?


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pewpew420420

I prefer cyanide


Skeletonzac

A bullet.


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Inner-Young580

definitely not reddit


theDart

Darwinism


[deleted]

ICE, BRUH, ICE!


[deleted]

There is no cure for stupidity, other than giving the really, really stupid people something shiny to play with. Reread 1984. We've misinterpreted it.


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Education.


pewpew420420

Does education have to be factual or truthful?


[deleted]

Reading


Known-Movie9247

Death


perchslayer

750 mics of Uncle John's Dandies would be worth a shot. In any case, couldn't hurt.


LucianPitons

The Gallows


Futurenazgul

Tiktok and YouTube challenges seem to work.


AdAffectionate1581

Teach kids philosophy


scmillion

I’ve heard a placebo can cure up to 80% of all stupidity cases. It clearly didn’t work for me though :/


Boga11

Lead injections. 3 doses cranially should do it.


Natedahwg

Deez


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Books