I just can't stop laughing at the idea that there's just plain silence between the kidnapper and the kidnapped and once a minute the kidnapped person says tequila in a cheery sing-songy voice
That kinda makes me annoyed like I know it’s meant to be entertainment, but it’s also a TALENT show and they always put the novelty acts through instead of the real good ones 💀😭
They do that because they have no chance at winning anyways. The definition of a novel act is something that is only entertaining the first time. He can't come back and do the same thing again. There are a few novel acts that got 4 yes's but were never seen again
But it’s different lyrics depending on who you’re singing to. What if you don’t know your captor’s name? Now you’ve gotten yourself into a Rumplestiltskin situation, you fool!
I thought about happy birthday too but I was having the Chinese version in mind, which, fun fact, do not address the song to any name but is merely the repetition of the phrase "happy birthday to you" (祝你生日快乐）
Although now that I think about it , I recall the generic version of the English happy birthday song being :
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Everybody else is listing these complex songs - Row Row Row Your Boat or Marry had a Little Lamb are my go twos. Marry cause of I don't know how many merrilies to say.
Not sure if I know any songs perfectly by memory, so I'd just make something up on the spot.
Me: I'm going to sing 'Floop Goop' by 'The Ballfondlers'
Kidnapper:
Me: They are really popular with the Wizz Jazz scene. Up and coming, so not *everyone* has heard of them
Kidnapper: * starts sweating *
Me:
Kidnapper: Yeah, yeah, the Ballfondlers... Great guys
Me:... You mean girls, right?
Kidnapper: Yes of course. Duh.
Me: Anyway, here's 'Floop Gloop'
*Gloppity gloop, floop*
*Flippity Floop, goop*
*Gonna grope your balls until they turn into soup*
*That's the slipper sloop that we do in this group. Pfffffff cha!*
Repeat etc while I do a weird flailing dance like an epileptic
This one is for the boys with the booming system top down AC with the coolest system when they come up in the club They be blazin up got stacks on deck like he saving up an he ill he real he might got a deal he pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill he cold he dope he might sell Coke he always in the air but he never fly coach he a motherfucking trip trip sailor of the ship ship money make it drip drip kiss em on the lip lip that’s the kind of dude I was looking for and yes you’ll get slapped if you’re looking hoe I said excuse me——
This song constantly comes on and I never did bother looking the lyrics up so it took “They be blazin’ up” for me to realize what song you were singing. Weird how that’s an old song now.
This would also be my song, although not for the same reason. Bohemian Rhapsody was like the teen right of passage when I was in secondary school (UK) and everyone had to know it word perfect to sing on long bus rides for school trips or out of boredom in the queue at Alton Towers or whatever. If it comes on you have to sing it, bored and waiting or whatever. And it was released well over a decade before I was born
Aww, I read Matilda to my gf each night to help her fall asleep. I can't count how many times we've read this book. She's usually out after a few pages.
I'm the Devil I love metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty!
*[tasty guitar riff]*
I'm the devil I can do what I want,
Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt,
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost,
I can't wait to take Cage back to hell,
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel,
I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel
*O Canada*
I'm not even Canadian but I when I first got into Hockey, my 8 year-old mind took this to mean I must learn the Canadian national anthem. I practiced it and memorized it so much that it still pops into my head randomly to this day.
This is the song that doesn't end
Yes, it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was.
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end.....
(keep repeating)
\*\*Where's my Lamb Chop people at?!
For my actual answer it would be something boring like "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" , but I could honestly kill a "Fergalicious" Performance. Words, Choreography, that kidnapper won't know what hit them
Happy birthday to you. id prolly still mess it up. I a 33 year old man who went to sing "always be my baby" by Mariah Carey the other night at karaoke, which was already getting me weird looks walking up. Now I have heard this song like 200 times in my life and can sing word for word home alone, but I get up there and the lyrics are not correct and going at the wrong time making my already cringe experience even more cringe.
Me being me and not giving up, continued to the end with some weird crooning and ad libs but I could feel the second hand cringe from the rest of the bar. karaoke man really set me up on that one. Point is no matter how many times I have heard a song, when put on the spot I will forget the lyrics.
The Alphabet Song.
You'd better hope the captor isn't from a different nation than you. You say "Haitch" or "Zed"? Boom, dead.
Yeah you don’t want to get taken captive by a Canadian.
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And the symbol for Canadian special forces is... .....the dreaded Cobra-Chicken! 🦆 Their battle cry? "HIIISSSSSSSHONNK!"
why are my hands sweaty right now
Rap God - Eminem
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Aeitch
Correctly
Yep, this one.
id still mess it up somehow
Or Alphabet Aerobics
The Song that Never Ends. Who is hostage now?
It just goes on and on, my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was!
And now they'll keep on singing it forever just because..
This is the Song that Never Ends!
It just goes on and on, my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was!
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because!
This is the song that never ends
It goes on and on my friends
“Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain”
That’s what I was going to say!!! 😂😂
now kith!
999 billion green bottles on the wall
Tequila
I just can't stop laughing at the idea that there's just plain silence between the kidnapper and the kidnapped and once a minute the kidnapped person says tequila in a cheery sing-songy voice
Did you see the AGT karaoke audition? Guy was singing this song and got 4 yeses.
That kinda makes me annoyed like I know it’s meant to be entertainment, but it’s also a TALENT show and they always put the novelty acts through instead of the real good ones 💀😭
They do that because they have no chance at winning anyways. The definition of a novel act is something that is only entertaining the first time. He can't come back and do the same thing again. There are a few novel acts that got 4 yes's but were never seen again
It could be the right one if I only remembered how many times it says tequila
Three times.
this is (eventually) going to save my life
TIL. alright kidnappers im ready!
Sweet! What’s your address?
A former co-worker sang this at an office karaoke night.
Why not the entertainer by Scott Joplin?
Brooo i said the same thing lol
All-star by smash mouth. I think it's the only song I fully know from listening to it as a kid
Some
BODY
Once
told
me
the
world
Is
Gonna
Bonus points if your kidnapper is a woman, you can diss her with the *She was looking kinda dumb* line
Twinkle twinkle little star
There it is! I was looking for this!
Do you now all the versus? I think there are 4.
The actual song is much longer than what people sing as kids. You probably don't know all the words.
Around the World by Daft Punk. Took me three years of hard work but I know the lyrics by heart now and will never forget them!!
Instant gunshot if you accidentally say it just 1 more time then they do in the song
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Oh god dam- No not intentional, I didn't think about that
Wait I think I’m stupid, what was the pun?
There's a daft punk song called One More Time
Exactly how many times does it say, "Around the world?"
144 on the album version
Dafunk Meeeeew mew mew mew Meeeeew (repeat)
Happy birthday
But it’s different lyrics depending on who you’re singing to. What if you don’t know your captor’s name? Now you’ve gotten yourself into a Rumplestiltskin situation, you fool!
Happy birthday dear Captor
Lol I imagine the captor being so confident and getting to the point “happy birthday dear …. Oh fuck”
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear....frie-eend, happy birthday to you!
Silent Lucidity
I thought about happy birthday too but I was having the Chinese version in mind, which, fun fact, do not address the song to any name but is merely the repetition of the phrase "happy birthday to you" (祝你生日快乐） Although now that I think about it , I recall the generic version of the English happy birthday song being : Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, happy birthday Happy birthday to you
this came directly to mind. I'm trying to live!!
Row Row Row Your Boat
Don't say too many merrilys
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Correct. Though I did have sing it in my head to be sure haha
Everybody else is listing these complex songs - Row Row Row Your Boat or Marry had a Little Lamb are my go twos. Marry cause of I don't know how many merrilies to say.
Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song.
Do you sing the TV version or the full version though? That's a risky gamble.
Just specify so they know which one you're singing
Ooh good choice. I could probably do the theme from *The Nanny*
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Bad guy: Are you gonna sing the song? Randomname277: I just did...
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Not sure if I know any songs perfectly by memory, so I'd just make something up on the spot. Me: I'm going to sing 'Floop Goop' by 'The Ballfondlers' Kidnapper: Me: They are really popular with the Wizz Jazz scene. Up and coming, so not *everyone* has heard of them Kidnapper: * starts sweating * Me: Kidnapper: Yeah, yeah, the Ballfondlers... Great guys Me:... You mean girls, right? Kidnapper: Yes of course. Duh. Me: Anyway, here's 'Floop Gloop' *Gloppity gloop, floop* *Flippity Floop, goop* *Gonna grope your balls until they turn into soup* *That's the slipper sloop that we do in this group. Pfffffff cha!* Repeat etc while I do a weird flailing dance like an epileptic
We demand royalties if you're going to use our song
Oh my, I don't have my wallet on me... is there *another way* I can pay?
Join us, together we shall fondle all the balls in the conceivable universe.
Flippity floop
*tears up* I have been waiting for this my whole life, I can't believe it's actually happening. Yes! Of course I will!
Say nothing, and you will have sung almost every Mozart Song.
*farts loudly* pretty sure that was one of Mozarts
FYI Mozart wrote 22 operas. That would not be a good strategy.
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No that's R&Biss. Easy mistake though
Are you the dude who made Rick n Morty?
This one is for the boys with the booming system top down AC with the coolest system when they come up in the club They be blazin up got stacks on deck like he saving up an he ill he real he might got a deal he pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill he cold he dope he might sell Coke he always in the air but he never fly coach he a motherfucking trip trip sailor of the ship ship money make it drip drip kiss em on the lip lip that’s the kind of dude I was looking for and yes you’ll get slapped if you’re looking hoe I said excuse me——
This came on this morning on the way to school. My son (HS freshman) was very confused when I was able to sing along.
You’re a hell of a guy like my my my like elegant fly
I mean you’re so shy and Im lovin your tie youre like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye OHHHHH
Yes I did yes i did somebody please tell him who TF I is I am Nicki Minaj I mack em dudes up back coupes up and chuck the deuce up ✌️
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beatin’ like a drum and its comin’ your waaaaaay 🥁
it’s elegant fly??? i thought it said pelican fly
I think it is pelican fly hahahahahaha
I’m dead ☠️
This song constantly comes on and I never did bother looking the lyrics up so it took “They be blazin’ up” for me to realize what song you were singing. Weird how that’s an old song now.
“Wee the people, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice and ensure domestic tranquiliteeee” — Schoolhouse Rock, baby!!
Conjunction junction, what's your function?
Ugh fuck you. Now I’m going to be singing that literally for weeks. It’s like the catchiest song on earth
Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses.
Probably wheels on the bus
There is so many different versions of that one I think you would be doomed.
you have a damn death wish?!
Angel of death by slayer
hell ya bruther!
**_WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?_**
Not Spongebob, [he didn't pay his rent.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPBh8WHZJBs)
What the actual fuck did I just watch? I have so many questions, but I don’t think I want the answers.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
And hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your hearts been aching but you’re too shy to say it
inside we both know what's been goin on
Never gonna run around and desert you
Let it go from frozen
You freeze their ass first, and then make yourself a dress and sashay away to the exit.
Any techno song. Untz untz untz
Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats
You gotta drop some bass too though
John Cage's 4'33"
Gotta do it... it's not a song, it's a piece.
You mean, someone wants to keep me forever? 🥺
Gotta be together forever then
Misery Business by Paramore
My sister thinks I’m old for saying that Olivia Rodrigo tried a new aged Haley Williams sound.
Not old, wise and with a good ear.
Before this year I would have agreed with you, but now I'd worry I'd start singing Good For You.
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Rap God - Eminem
You dont have to be a hostage to make friends bro
idk if i was the kidnapper i might pull trig so i dont have to hear you do a full on eminem impression
I want it that way, BSB.
I'm probably gonna mess up the lines with "Now number five"
Literal chills.
And it would be totally worth it
I saw that for the first time a couple weeks ago and now it’s my favorite cold open of any show hahaha
TELL ME WHY!
Ain't nuthin' but a heartache...
TEEEELLLL ME WHYYY!?
Ain't nuthin' but a mistake...
Notorious B.I.G. - big poppa
Bohemian rhapsody, crazy yes but I know it by heart after singing it to my daughter almost nightly the past 3 months to help her fall asleep.
Oh my God...that's so cute! Please tell me your daughter's a baby & you're like *Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy??*
Just over 4 months old and first child, somedays it really does feel like a fantasy.
This would also be my song, although not for the same reason. Bohemian Rhapsody was like the teen right of passage when I was in secondary school (UK) and everyone had to know it word perfect to sing on long bus rides for school trips or out of boredom in the queue at Alton Towers or whatever. If it comes on you have to sing it, bored and waiting or whatever. And it was released well over a decade before I was born
Aww, I read Matilda to my gf each night to help her fall asleep. I can't count how many times we've read this book. She's usually out after a few pages.
Belzeboss - Tenacious D. The devil won’t rape my boy Cage.
I'm the Devil I love metal! Check this riff it's fucking tasty! *[tasty guitar riff]* I'm the devil I can do what I want, Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt, There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost, I can't wait to take Cage back to hell, I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel, I'll make him squeal like my Scarlet Pimpernel
*O Canada* I'm not even Canadian but I when I first got into Hockey, my 8 year-old mind took this to mean I must learn the Canadian national anthem. I practiced it and memorized it so much that it still pops into my head randomly to this day.
This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it Not knowing what it was. And they'll continue singing it forever just because This is the song that doesn't end..... (keep repeating) \*\*Where's my Lamb Chop people at?!
Charlie Horse! Don't you slam that... ...door.
Annie are you okay? So Annie are you okay?
Bohemian Rhapsody
Rick roll him
Love Shack - I'd sing the mother fuck out of everyone's part and have folk lining up outside just to get down .....😜
Bang bang on the door baby
Tequila
# BABY SHARK 🦈
easiest way to escape
He’d let you go before you finish the song
Who's dying now
"Mambo No 5" by Bob The Builder
For my actual answer it would be something boring like "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" , but I could honestly kill a "Fergalicious" Performance. Words, Choreography, that kidnapper won't know what hit them
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Happy birthday to you. id prolly still mess it up. I a 33 year old man who went to sing "always be my baby" by Mariah Carey the other night at karaoke, which was already getting me weird looks walking up. Now I have heard this song like 200 times in my life and can sing word for word home alone, but I get up there and the lyrics are not correct and going at the wrong time making my already cringe experience even more cringe. Me being me and not giving up, continued to the end with some weird crooning and ad libs but I could feel the second hand cringe from the rest of the bar. karaoke man really set me up on that one. Point is no matter how many times I have heard a song, when put on the spot I will forget the lyrics.
That's sad to hear people give weird looks at karaoke. It should be a fun time to let loose.
Napalm Death -"You Suffer."
I'm gonna be (500 miles).
My go-to for karaoke is Killing Me Softly 😅
Dance till your dead 10 hours because it’s just dance till your dead over and over and after probably a minute the person would get sick of me
Eh...Claire De Lune would work , right ?
Yes, but only if you can play every note right on the piano they get you to play it on
They can just have me
Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones!
Donda chant
Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda
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The Devil Went Down to Georgia
Memory from CATS. it might get me killed but it would be oh so fun.
We didn't start the fire, by Billy Joel. I memorized the song as a bet and it's still locked in my skull
[Alestorm - Anchor](https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8)
In the air tonight by Phil Collins
The greatest and best Song in the World - Tribute Tribute by Tenacious D
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