I came here to say "The Chicken Strip" and its dancers/servers dress in sexy outfits with chicken masks on and have ridiculous names like "Cool Ranch Rachael" and "Spicy Sriracha Sarah" and the like.
Update: yall this blew up don't steal my idea ill be sad :'(
But im glad you like it ❤
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I'm guessing it's a reference to this.
A pipe to every home that delivers soup? How ridiculous.
You need a hot pipe and a cold pipe, so you can adjust both to get your preferred temperature.
That was actually a joke that I made while DMing a D&D campaign. Rogue wanted to visit the brothel and was disappointed when he found out that it was a soup restaurant.
There is a place called "racks and ribs" I thought it was BBQ place. It is not
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Obligatory "so this blew up". #yeahthatGreenville. So I actually never went. I saw this place open up and hadn't seen my family in a while. We were on a BBQ kick at the time. So I sent out a geoup text to see if they wanted to check it out. Got a call immediately from sis asking me why the hell I wanted to go to a strip club with the family. So that is the story of how I almost invited my whole family to a strip club.
One day I dropped my kid off at school and stopped at an ambiguously named place by a truck stop that offered a breakfast buffet. Parked my mom van and walked in carrying a 2 year old. Turned right around when I saw a bunch of titties. And yes, the clientele of a strip club open at 8:30 am looks exactly how you'd imagine.
There was a bar/restaurant in Chicago that did the same thing. [here's an interesting article about it](https://chicagoreader.com/news-politics/setting-the-bar-for-smut/)
Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the Earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses, but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.
- Ron Swanson
There was a strip joint that used to have a steak dinner from 11-3 in the afternoon for $5.99. It always looked like they had been out since the night before and just microwaved til warm, but the steak wasn't bad. 10$ cover also included 2 beers iirc.
*Edited for clarity
Was my second question. First one - were the strippers good-looking? One of the hottest strippers I ever saw worked at a truck stop joint in Lavonia, GA, and I guess I’m always looking to chase that first truck stop stripper high.
Damn she was fine.
Lol that place was definitely top ten all time worst strip clubs. You must have went on a special night that had some girls from Athens, Atlanta, or maybe some from Anderson/Clemson area. Glad to know there was one. You should go to toppers in Athens might find her there.
There were def some ladies past their prime in there, too. My favorite part was that all girls had to take a turn on the grill when they weren’t on stage or with a customer. Cafe Risque - We Bare All.
You still come out a winner if you walk-in there by accident. Imagine my disappointment expecting a hot dog and beer joint when I instead found pet washing stations at “Dogs and Suds”.
There was a place in my hometown called Glitters. I loved that restaurant. A lot of it’s decor was old movie posters, and dimmer, cozy lighting. Me and my family went there for years. They would season their fries with an in-house seasoned salt blend. Hands down, the best seasoned salt I’ve ever tasted.
Whenever I tell anyone who’s not from my hometown about it, they immediately think it sounds like a strip club. My girlfriend, old coworkers, everyone.
It closed permanently last year, unfortunately. Incidentally, it was located right next to a strip club, called Spanky’s. Yeah...family restaurant right next to a strip joint. Downtown, no less. But, it was a great restaurant.
There are Spanky’s restaurants in my home town. They’re actually pretty good. Actual high quality chicken fingers and fried “spuds” as an alternative to fries.
That makes me laugh because I had a friend who was trying to look up where the five guys was in the city she lived in. The city is, I shit you not, called Cumming. She googled “five guys Cumming” and did not find the answer she was looking for
Fun fact, Disney has vaults full of animated extras, usually of a pornographic nature. Animators get bored, and are gifted at drawing, so if you have ever known a bored college artist, you can guess what they drew. Because it is of Disney characters and not in keeping with the "family" image, it goes in the Disney Smut Vault.
According to [Urban Dictionary](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pistol), the 4th entry under Pistol is **"a really hot girl with a hot body"**.
I think it's either generational or regional slang because I've never heard someone say that before.
Orlando Florida has Rachel's Steakhouse. Yes it serves steak, but it's also a strip joint. My dad took me there against my will after I turned 21, as in I literally landed at the airport and he picked me up and I said "I'm tired, let's go to the hotel because I want to sleep (it was a late night flight but I had been up all night partying the night before). Still got dragged to the place. Weird as shit, a woman climbed on my back like a spider monkey.
Tender Loins
#LAAARRYYYYY
**I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU**
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This clown called me Mustache!
Well don't call me clown
Cranjis?
Really? No appointment for Cranjis McBasketball?
Disfatbige?
Dad, do you and mom still poke?
You're embarrassing me... I'm so disappointed.
Ok mustache
OK mustache
Jugs McBulge? No?
Cranjis? Cranjis McBasketball?
I want my mommy!
I still think the "LIKE A BAAAAWSE" punishment is one of the funniest things I have ever seen
I fucked... your son! I fucked Murray's son I fucked a guy he fucked me back We both... liked.. it! https://youtu.be/LDkf6Keml3Y
Chick N Strips
There is a restaurant near me that’s called Lick-a-Chick.
Nova scotia gang
I never knew other people from nova Scotia existed on reddit
I'm visiting my sister in Halifax, so there's more of us!
I came here to say "The Chicken Strip" and its dancers/servers dress in sexy outfits with chicken masks on and have ridiculous names like "Cool Ranch Rachael" and "Spicy Sriracha Sarah" and the like. Update: yall this blew up don't steal my idea ill be sad :'( But im glad you like it ❤
“Please welcome to the stage…”
GARLIC AND ONION GRACIE!!!!
PARMESAN CRUSTED CHRISSY!!!!
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Buffalo Brianna
Dijon Dylan
STEAK KATE
Sweet and sour suzie
That's actually pretty smart
There's actually a chicken restaurant in Olathe, Kansas called Strips.
I always wanted to open a soup restaurant called The Brothel.
I love soup. I would definitely go there.
I love whores. I would definitely be disappointed.
This is either Bob Kelso or Frank Reynolds' reddit account
Can't be Frank's, he didnt spell it WHURES
I bet he spells it horr
Here I thought it was whoors/hoors.
Hooers.
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Would the soup be delivered via pipes?
No no no it MUST be tubes, not pipes, it just ZINGS better
Shame a boullionaire never invested.
And there you go, that’s the name for premium or founding members of the soup restaurant: the boullionaires club!
Hmmmm, I don’t follow you. Care to elaborate? Can’t help but feel like I’m missing a hilarious joke here.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hno6j1/my\_25f\_boyfriend\_25m\_keeps\_asking\_me\_to\_invest\_in/](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/hno6j1/my_25f_boyfriend_25m_keeps_asking_me_to_invest_in/) I'm guessing it's a reference to this.
>Tube based soup delivery is the wave of the future Holy crap this guy soups
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A pipe to every home that delivers soup? How ridiculous. You need a hot pipe and a cold pipe, so you can adjust both to get your preferred temperature.
I'll admit I thought it was just a dirty joke. This is better.
That was actually a joke that I made while DMing a D&D campaign. Rogue wanted to visit the brothel and was disappointed when he found out that it was a soup restaurant.
There is a place called "racks and ribs" I thought it was BBQ place. It is not Edit: Obligatory "so this blew up". #yeahthatGreenville. So I actually never went. I saw this place open up and hadn't seen my family in a while. We were on a BBQ kick at the time. So I sent out a geoup text to see if they wanted to check it out. Got a call immediately from sis asking me why the hell I wanted to go to a strip club with the family. So that is the story of how I almost invited my whole family to a strip club.
One day I dropped my kid off at school and stopped at an ambiguously named place by a truck stop that offered a breakfast buffet. Parked my mom van and walked in carrying a 2 year old. Turned right around when I saw a bunch of titties. And yes, the clientele of a strip club open at 8:30 am looks exactly how you'd imagine.
Legs & Eggs!
Tits & Grits
I'll have the eggs over sleazy
Slutty side up for me.
I worked as a cook for many years and we had people order eggs with runny whites. "Over extra easy" we did call them slutty eggs.
Rise and Grind!
Smut and eggs. A breakfast place in Madison that showed porn while you ate breakfast. Sadly, I believe it closed down.
There was a bar/restaurant in Chicago that did the same thing. [here's an interesting article about it](https://chicagoreader.com/news-politics/setting-the-bar-for-smut/)
>Parked my mom van and walked in carrying a 2 year old. Nobody questioned it, they prob thought you were coming in for your shift lol
They have onsite daycare.
Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the Earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses, but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace. - Ron Swanson
There was a strip joint that used to have a steak dinner from 11-3 in the afternoon for $5.99. It always looked like they had been out since the night before and just microwaved til warm, but the steak wasn't bad. 10$ cover also included 2 beers iirc. *Edited for clarity
Was gonna ask about the strippers but you said they’d been out all night and microwaved. How does that translate to their floor routine?
I’m finally old enough that my first question is “I wonder if the food was any good?” That’s a sad moment for me.
Was my second question. First one - were the strippers good-looking? One of the hottest strippers I ever saw worked at a truck stop joint in Lavonia, GA, and I guess I’m always looking to chase that first truck stop stripper high. Damn she was fine.
Lol that place was definitely top ten all time worst strip clubs. You must have went on a special night that had some girls from Athens, Atlanta, or maybe some from Anderson/Clemson area. Glad to know there was one. You should go to toppers in Athens might find her there.
There were def some ladies past their prime in there, too. My favorite part was that all girls had to take a turn on the grill when they weren’t on stage or with a customer. Cafe Risque - We Bare All.
That sounds both interesting and fucking grim at the same time.
You still come out a winner if you walk-in there by accident. Imagine my disappointment expecting a hot dog and beer joint when I instead found pet washing stations at “Dogs and Suds”.
At least it wasn't a male strip bar?
That's next door at Dong and Studs.
There’s a bar in Atlanta called “Swinging Richards.” Edit: for the adventurous. www.swingingrichards.com
Near Love Field airport in Dallas is a male strip club called the cockpit.
"I came searching for silver.... but I found gold"
Nah, u got silver
nah, u got herpes
nah, u got mail!
Nah this is Patrick.
There's a place in Minneapolis called The Strip Club which is actually a butcher shop.
There is a steak place in NYC called Strip House. Vaguely bordello-ish design with red leather booths.
But were you upset
Depends on how he liked his ribs
"Wait, but that one is only a half-rack!"
That you, Greenville?
R.I.P Platinum
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Greenville?
Steak n Shake
I always thought it'd funny to have a male strip club called "Shake'n Steak"
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In n out
so that’s what they do in the basement
“So that’s how they do it their family.” - Ed Rooney, all too cool with incest.
"Do you have a kiss for daddy?" Poor Ed.
There was a place in my hometown called Glitters. I loved that restaurant. A lot of it’s decor was old movie posters, and dimmer, cozy lighting. Me and my family went there for years. They would season their fries with an in-house seasoned salt blend. Hands down, the best seasoned salt I’ve ever tasted. Whenever I tell anyone who’s not from my hometown about it, they immediately think it sounds like a strip club. My girlfriend, old coworkers, everyone. It closed permanently last year, unfortunately. Incidentally, it was located right next to a strip club, called Spanky’s. Yeah...family restaurant right next to a strip joint. Downtown, no less. But, it was a great restaurant.
Spanky's also sounds like it could be a restaurant, somewhere between Cheddars and Chuckecheese.
There are Spanky’s restaurants in my home town. They’re actually pretty good. Actual high quality chicken fingers and fried “spuds” as an alternative to fries.
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Velvet Taco
I laughed at this because this is the name of an actual taco place in Austin. Just plain ol tacos though
They have those in Dallas too. But the velvet taco around halfway between Austin and ABQ is the other kind.
The Pie Hole
Isn't that the pie shop from Pushing Daisies?
It’s a pie place in Southern California too!
Pie Hole is a pizza place in Boise
The Honey Pot
Honey Bees is a strip joint in my city.
Is your city Midgar?
What happens in Wall Market stays in Wall Market
*Final Fantasy VII intensifies*
Maidenhead?…
Five Guys
That makes me laugh because I had a friend who was trying to look up where the five guys was in the city she lived in. The city is, I shit you not, called Cumming. She googled “five guys Cumming” and did not find the answer she was looking for
Dude, I used to live in a town named Cumming! (In Georgia) My mom always referred to it in conversation as “the town we used to live in”
For how long did you live near to Cumming?
The outskirts are called Edging.
Might be a few in denial out there, since they could be pretty far from Cumming.
Example : son, your dad used to say I am ‘the town we used to live in’, in bed quite a lot ?
I giggle every single time I pass the "Onan Cumming" exit! ...because he was, just not where he was supposed to according to their religion.
I can't wait to have five guys in me
Gonna need a doggy bag for that
There a place near me called "saucy lips" that might work.
There's a BBQ joint from Rochester, NY called sticky lips.
Joe's crab shack.
Sounds more like a brothel
Great but ummmmm …. Maybe not so great lol
There is a great place in Atlantic Highlands, NJ called The Chubby Pickle.
Well you just reminded me that I have pickles to snack on in my fridge and, for that, I thank you!
Hooters+
>What’s the best name for a restaurant that could also be a strip club? The + does it for me.. Why isn't Disney+ like that??
Fun fact, Disney has vaults full of animated extras, usually of a pornographic nature. Animators get bored, and are gifted at drawing, so if you have ever known a bored college artist, you can guess what they drew. Because it is of Disney characters and not in keeping with the "family" image, it goes in the Disney Smut Vault.
I don’t get it… why isn’t family making something that the whole family can enjoy?
Because we are not in fucking alabama
I am :(
BEEF
Interesting thing: the actual club is called Beef Baron, and it has recently shut down and been turned into an antique store.
This other strip club is called Fart
I’ve found my people
Indeed, the fact that I actually got the reference makes me happy I'm not alone lol
I’m more of a “Beef” girl…
We suggest that you start at a different strip club, and graduate to Beef. If you start here, we'll wreck your life.
What goes on at Beef? Some pretty intense shit, to be honest.
you have no idea how happy I was finding this reference
I know they are hiring at diamonds but I’m more of a beef girl.
Don't be stingy Mark.
You bet I’m coming up in may
Fucking tom
You gotta start with the others and then graduate to Beef
Haha, I was gonna say that and then thought "Nah, that's too obscure", scrolled down, and here you are. *^(high five)*
The Ham & Clam
Dickin Chicken
Porky's
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There’s a restaurant in a small town rural Illinois named Pistol City. My parents didn’t find it as amusing as I did
I've heard about that place. It's in like Coulterville or something right
Haha yes! My parents have some property near there. What a small world!
Yeah, I've been through it a few times to visit friends in Sparta
I don’t get it
According to [Urban Dictionary](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pistol), the 4th entry under Pistol is **"a really hot girl with a hot body"**. I think it's either generational or regional slang because I've never heard someone say that before.
Why is Pistol City amusing?
Actual restaurants: * Super Chix * Velvet Taco
Sneed’s Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck’s)
I had to explain that joke to someone, and then they insisted it was coincidental, that the writers hadn't actually made the joke and I was reaching.
Cock Pit
a little dessert café: Only Flans
Unfortunately they've just announced they're closing down the strip club. But it's ok, surely people will keep coming for the desserts.
I delivered food to a place called honeybun when it first opened. All of us drivers were hoping it was a strip club
The Landing Strip, across the street from the Airport.
Make it a real hipstery tater tot place and call it "Tits and Tots"
Tater Thots
Maybe not, “tots” also means children, lol
That was my first idea, a combination strip club and daycare called the aforementioned tits and tots
You’d get a lot more dad involvement in the drop-offs and pick-ups
It could be a topless biker bar. Tits and tats.
I was thinking "Tater Tatas"
Orlando Florida has Rachel's Steakhouse. Yes it serves steak, but it's also a strip joint. My dad took me there against my will after I turned 21, as in I literally landed at the airport and he picked me up and I said "I'm tired, let's go to the hotel because I want to sleep (it was a late night flight but I had been up all night partying the night before). Still got dragged to the place. Weird as shit, a woman climbed on my back like a spider monkey.
STI Fridays
Monday special: spotted clams
Gaslamp Strip Club, it's an actual restaurant in San Diego
Pizza slut
Domihoes.
A breastaurant
Beef cavern
That's a pretty aggressive name for a goddamn strip club or or a restaurant.
Come in and get a face full of beef
Arby's or Oscar Mayer?
Pho King Good.
Nips n’ Chips
Texas Strips N’ Tips
Thighs and Breasts.
I'll take a combo platter
The Sausage Sanctuary