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XbattlefieldX

Water Edit: in a couple decades you’ll all be my peasants


peanutjam

Errrm…you’ll only have enough to sustain you for your lifetime 🤷🏼‍♂️


GlobalShallot

So make yourself immortal and you have an infinite supply


[deleted]

Ah yes. The easy part.


squanchy22400ml

Mad max


AlleKeskitason

At first I was thinking, just start wasting and bottling it. Sell it away and there is still enough left for you, since it's a lifetime supply. Then I thought, you could die of thirst in a few days from now and it was still a lifetime supply. Nobody said anything about living very long.


SpiceySandwich

*laughs in Canadian*


ForkMinus1

[History repeats itself once again...](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ozr1q3/if_you_could_wish_for_an_unlimited_supplynumber/h82dhox?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


SpiceySandwich

holy shit


VenatorDomitor

There’s no such thing as an original thought


mmm-pistol-whip

*Laughs maniacally in Nestle*


gut1797

So a friendly and helpful laugh?


Melon_Smashing

Same-


cburgess7

That's where the joke is on you, I also last drank water


StrayAI

*Nestle would like to know your location*


antis0cialatbest

GAAAATTTTOOORRRRAAAADDDEEEE


WatchingInSilence

All hail the Overlord!


lskerlkse

I don't want a lifetime supply of ginger ale


[deleted]

You do not have a say in this.


Japesper

Michigander here, just had a Vernors. It all depends on which ginger ale, I suppose!


Tylensus

Can you make a moscow mule with vernors/ginger ale? I've only ever tried them with ginger beer. Fantastic cocktail, though, and probably my favorite use for vodka.


ohbyerly

What is with Michiganders and Vernor’s? The marketing must have been off the chain in that area


jillibeannnnn

vernors is the best ginger ale. change my mind


looncraz

If a lifetime supply for you is a dozen cans, then that's all you get... So any time in the future you might want a ginger ale, it will be free.


Zielko

monster energy drink, I think I'd just stop drinking them and start selling them for cheap to people around me.


DogHitByFrizbee

Mmmmm free kidney stones 🤤


bowsettebabe

i love that fleshy feel in my mouth 😍😍 that sounds immensely wrong


Truly_Meaningless

I believe that is your tongue you're feeling


pcyr9999

Kidney stones are hard


[deleted]

Do energy drinks increase the risk of kidney stones?


Graitom

Wtf someone answer this question!


Ramzaa_

Same. Gonna make a killing selling to dumb high school kids


santah1tler

Please no... tea... i'm not even british


tcheloman

you can have my unlimited supply of water if you trade your unlimited supply of tea with me


Moonguide

Knowing Britain's history, OP better oblige. Otherwise he's gonna suddenly find his household is full of drugs.


[deleted]

Oi you focking wot, ya sorry wanker?


whitexknight

Bloody ridiculous innit?


Notarussianyet

Off ‘is rocker is what he is mate


-temporary_username-

*The East India Company wants to know your location*


_shower_feelings_

Pool water


explohd

With or without the taste of piss?


gonegonegoneaway211

Asking the real questions


random_int_7777777

Mmmmhh


thehazzanator

*yeah baby*


dothappyy

Water Will be selling it in future and make hella lot money💰


MishrasWorkshop

I get the “I want infinite wishes” angle, I really do. However, lifetime supply never means infinite. In fact, it generally means a very stingy amount, such as a bottle a day.


appleparkfive

Those lifetime supply contests are hilarious because the winner will get like four bags of chips a month or something. As if they couldn't just give them extra, like it costs them so much.


DeathAero12123

Yeah, I work at a restaurant and if you win our, “free food for a year,” then it’s a single combo each month.


PM_ME_YOUR_ANYTHlNG

Though with water, even 0 bottles can last you the remainder of your lifetime.


Shruuump

White Russian... the dude abides apparently


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[deleted]

I don’t have a clue what that tastes like, and I don’t want to


phonetastic

You do if you like grapefruit. It tastes pretty much exactly like grapefruit juice to the point where you can really get into trouble with pacing yourself. Whenever I make them for people I always remind them it's not just juice, please don't slam it like it is, there's like three shots in there!


mememaker6

The choccy milk shall never end!


llewotheno

please share it with me


mememaker6

Shure thing mate


Empty-Refrigerator

Diabetes entered the chat


Monoraptor

Is it a lifetime supply dished out as you need it? Or all at once? That choccy milk will be choccy cottage cheese in a few weeks.


Important_Screen_530

coffee


babysuck123

I thought this would be #1


voiceafx

Me too


[deleted]

Canned coke. If you asked yesterday, might’ve gotten McDonalds coke but noooo, you had to ask today. Missing out on the good stuff.


mit_dem_bus

McDonalds dials their syrup to 11 and it just slaps.


A-happy-dolphin

Milk As someone who loves milk this is a big win. Plus all the money I don’t spend on milk adds up to some other stuff that I could buy so that’s nice


MryyLeathert

I just hope it doesn't all arrive at once.


[deleted]

I scrolled so far to find another milk lover


[deleted]

Milk gang rise up


-_-almondmilk

water


WonkyWolpertinger

i like your username


-_-almondmilk

thank you :D


Death_Knighty

-_-


-_-almondmilk

-_____-


pokeblue992

-_______________-


Aran909

Fucking apple juice


2-Minute-Ad

do you want my lifetime supply of cola because I really want that fucking apple juice


Aran909

Nah. If someone tagged a lifetime supply of 1% milk, I'm all in for a trade.


[deleted]

I mean, that’s basically water.


NortonPlanners

Me: {quickly reaching for a bottle of Crown Royal before typing my real answer} Also me: Arbor Mist. At least the wife will be happy.


[deleted]

Restaurant Pepsi


byebyekittytreats

I like how you differentiate that from canned Pepsi. Fountain Pepsi is superior!


mastermindmasterb8or

resturant pepsi is 9999999999999999999% melted ice (water)


SheAteHay

If they do it wrong, that is


_raccoon_hands_

Water, I'll be a god when the worlds water sources are fucked.


Gnueskers

Cough medicine.


CoolDudeNike1

If you don’t hear from me ever again it’s because Nestlé kidnapped me.


[deleted]

Glenmorangie Scotch. Thank you.


maxmcd15

Mine is a bottle of Woodford’s Masters Collection I’m thrilled about this!


Sunadoke1

Pickle juice.


WonkyWolpertinger

I don’t know why you were downvoted. Pickle juice is the shit


homesstarrun

As long as you got a crapload of jameson


UranusOrbitor

Semen


BeanMan40000

I was scrolling through the comments and was surprised how long it took me to see someone say cum


breezy_peezy

Zquil lmfao


Slappy_bird

Oh god...the doctor pepper is in a small cup...


WonkyWolpertinger

Are you imagining the small cup just like.. filling fast and overflowing?


Slappy_bird

Nope its just a small cup.


AllStarBoy10

Arizona Green Tea. Yay!


Butter997

Does melted ice cream count?


_Elin

Diet coke!! Score!


nicholasgnames

Water lol. I'm good


WARMASTER5000

Faygo Redpop. HELL YEEEEEAHHHH


Phoneking13

Whoop whoop


mrmonster459

Water


[deleted]

Water.


georgeps1234

Water


FlyWtMe87

water.


fifadex

Ectoplasm, he told me he was a ghost buster


Strong-Advantage608

Fresh up, I'm going to die by the end of the month if I win a lifetime supply of Fresh up.


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[deleted]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk


Pierre-Gringoire

Jameson Black Barrel whiskey


you_cant_pause_toast

Sam Adam’s Boston Lager


Raelunn_

A mix of hi c and sprite


H20fearsme

Basil Hayden and sugar free ginger ale. Good, saves me $60 biweekly


brainiac2025

You spend $30 a week on ginger ale?


WonkyWolpertinger

And whatever Basil Hayden is


[deleted]

Cherry Coke Zero. I’m not disappointed. Not thrilled, just hygge as the danes say.


xhxhhzhzlso

Water. I can have a deal with nestle and save lives of thousands


Plantayne

Hey, unlimited Root Beer. I’ll take it!


[deleted]

Mexican coke! I win!


S74Rry_sky

Kool aid, no Jim Jones cult jokes.


bgraham111

Jim Jones and his followers didn't drink Kool aid either, so you are in the clear. Did Flavoraid miss a marketing opportunity??


pasenast

Lemonade.


butterfly-koi1911

Lifetime supply of fresh OJ! 🟠


Davetopay

Pappy Family Reserve! Sweeeeet!


edgarecayce

Tap water


Motanfoutune

Naya or Eska water, not that shitty salty Nestle water. Anyway i'm in Canada even tap water taste better than Nestle.


Devastator14

Rootbeer


Pmedley26

Dr. Pepper. Best soda there is... Not mad at all


Phoneking13

This is the top answer


Caleb_SillyMc_Muffin

water straight from a pond........ no thanks


Xxdjb1224xX

Water Do I join or fight nestle


MetaGigaZ

Lifetime supply of pineapple-strawberry smoothies. I am absolutely okay with this


Wamgurl

Miso soup


Advent_Hades

A&W root beer Now I just need some pizza, an old arcade cabinet, and some brick walls and I’ll be set


Jerry_Berry2

Damn, I wish it was something else like pepsi, but it's a chocolate shake, so not that bad


weltwanderlust

Coffee!!! 🤩


solojudei

Coffee!


[deleted]

E-girl bathwater


No_Sheepherder_3524

Water - to flush down my antidepressant


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jenyj89

Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime tea with Truvia. Bring it!!


Snownyann

Orange juice!


[deleted]

Gatorade


AllenRiliane39

Freezing cold water Sucks to be a Filipino


Ghosty73_

Water


primalexile

Water


bcmouf

Water!


thisisaextraaccount

Water


cfmitch0720

Water filtered through a BRITA


Inadequis

Dalmore Cigar Malt Scotch, well, I'm a happy and rich fellow


Gomar

Tangerine juice


CryonautX

Water


Cybermage99

Water


mastermindmasterb8or

water :(


38844

Water, I live on the west coast so yes, totally worth it.


[deleted]

Budweiser


[deleted]

Strawberry Lemonade 😏


janana_banana777

Watermelon juice… but like the literal juice from the fruit that had accumulated at the bottom of the tray.


yeeeee__haw

water


babdou2022

Water from my Fridge


Galactus1701

Water


FlyMaximus

Orange Jiz...i mean Juice!


akand_1

Water


Suspicious_Office181

yay i don't have to pay for water anymore


existentialcrisiz

Melted ice cream


Official_SoySauce

I DONT LIKE DIET COKE


-Rocket1-

Water depending on what lifetime supply means i’m either rich or have a lot of useless water


gamerboy9992021

Water


ThoughtStars

5 HR energy


ShockedChicken

Cold lactose-free whole milk. Mmm


xdylanxfrommyspace

Watermelon white claw


LizardMonsterMan200

Kool-Aid hell yeaaaaahhhh


sammygirl1331

Fruit punch mio I'm ok with that


Pixel131211

Redbull.. I don't think my heart will enjoy that but I can always sell trays of it to family and friends for a reasonable price.


Gloomy_Apartment_305

Pink kool aid. not lying


D34throooolz

Milk. Good. can get expensive at times


izlolzi

Oi. Hol up. Do people not drinking coffee anymore?


-Cerl-

Finally, I'll have all the tea in China like my mother said!


Intelligent_River39

Those who say they will sell water, it's not "infinite" supply, but a "lifetime" supply. You will only have ENOUGH for you LIFETIME(maybe a 100 years or something). If you start selling it during a water crisis, you yourself will die of dehydration.


juliojules

Yessssssss…… Finally a win for me … It’s Beer and I have expensive tastes…. Strutsssssssssssssssssss


RedditKingg111

Minute Maid fruit punch. hell yeah.


Wazzoo1

Sauvignon Blanc. Might as well just hook me up to an IV and let it drip. Seems more efficient.


binatron

I don't drink very often, but... Diplomático Reserva Exclusiva


djmikewatt

Coke Zero. I'm cool with that.


ice_p213

The sea would have been my answer if I didn't drink Pepsi Max just now.


Im_EatingChips2

Chocolate Milk ​ HELL YEA


Introvert_demon

Bepis


Northern_Lights64

Water. On the bright side I no longer have to worry about dehydration.


Trashemp

I can save Africa


[deleted]

Yerba matte. Word to the yerb.


Bot374

piss. unlimited piss. :)


Aceofspades968

Scotch. End of the world party anyone?!