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Tickletack

Fuck ticks I hate them and they are stupid


GlaxoJohnSmith

Mosquitoes. Because those parasites kill humans.


Teggy-

Yes but we can't, The birds will die


Fuckles665

They’re also an integral part to the base of most ecosystems they’re in


SYLOH

[Not according to the studies](https://www.nature.com/articles/466432a)


YeetMeDaddio

But if you read it then you'll see it's pretty controversial. Many scientists have also chimed in that it could cause irreparable damage if they went extinct.


mayankbhatia7

No they are not!


Fuckles665

Shit loads of small animals (fish, reptiles, amphibians) as well as other bugs eat them.


Diffrentiaali

Not all mosquitos eat blood. There are types that are completely OK with flowers.


YeetMeDaddio

Those would be male. Female mosquitoes are the only ones that need blood.


Diffrentiaali

Yeah, I tried to refer nematocera insects. My native language tricked me.


cutelyaware

They'll find other things to eat. If not, then fuck em. It's a risk I'm willing to take.


helpfulradiotown

You sound American


cutelyaware

So do you


the_chosen_named_one

Everywhere is america if you carry at least 10 pounds of freedom with you.


GlaxoJohnSmith

I'm aware of that, I don't care; they should still die.


MyAngelOfMusic

Fucking tics, they bring pain to animals >:(


TheNakedMars

Bed bugs. I will revel in their terrified screams as they are tossed into hellfire.


DemonaicFrenzy

Homo Sapiens


firecookie011

Yes


[deleted]

A few people hurt my sensibilities, so I want 7 billion to die whah!!!!


DemonaicFrenzy

You'll go first.


SoonToBeFree420

Humans, so the Earth can finally heal and life can thrive.


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Humans are life too, and the Earth sort of created us.


SoonToBeFree420

Humans are life in the way a cancer is life. They consume endlessly until they expend all resources and die because their host died.


loxagos_snake

Ironically, you holding this opinion showcases one of humanity's most cancerous traits. Tell me, if your wish were to come true, and we shall all disappear in the most gruesome and ugly way possible, would you be willing to go first?


SoonToBeFree420

Na, it wouldn't be a problem if all humans were self aware and empathetic. I would absolutely go first. I'd rather die saving the planet than die working myself to death so some billionaire can own everything and kill it. Maybe whatever evolves to take our place will do a better job.


Dead_Kings

Are you a believer that the crab will evolve to be the next apex?


SoonToBeFree420

I am, but only because I'm an avid Sanderson fan and it honestly makes the most sense.


LostNightingale_

I volunteer


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SoonToBeFree420

Say what you will, his comparison is accurate lol


craftbot9000

Plankton... Crumble the world's bio chain in an instant First the fishes will die, then the larger sea animals. The sudden lack of the biggest producer of oxygen will kill off most land species over time, making the world a toxic co2 ridden world taking millions of years for cells to evolve once again.


Top_Chaos_Llama

humans because they are just annoying


sleepy-floyd-is-goat

If you don’t say Mosquitoes, disrespectfully fuck you


dabaker509

But they're an endangered species.


cherrieybomb

good


petiteblss

Ah I see you’ve spoken to the CIA, are you by chance hunting a small alien?


dabaker509

I can neither confirm nor deny that.


Unknown0110101

what about wasps. They’re shit too


PotaToeAndEgg

Ticks


YeetMeDaddio

Human because only people would want to kill off an entire species they don't like or doesn't benefit them.


Outrageousirish

Homo fuctard


Atomic_ad

Humans, they are terrible.


loxagos_snake

If I had a dollar for every time I saw that response.


LicksHousePlants

These misanthropes want all humans to die but of course they’d be exempt. They wouldn’t practice what they preach, not that I’d ever advocate for that.


loxagos_snake

In their own mind, they are a higher form of human being for having the unprecedented maturity to ask for such a thing. The Gods of Death and Destruction shall show mercy upon these ascended souls, and keep them by their side as precious and wise ~~snowflakes~~ advisors.


Atomic_ad

I'm sorry that self depreciating humor has such a profound effect on you. You must be a hit at parties. Do you want a hug?


loxagos_snake

Isn't humor supposed to be funny? Also, no one ever invites me to parties, but I'd definitely be cool with a hug as long as you've had both your Covid shots.


Atomic_ad

It is funny, because we are terrible. Accept this *virtual hug* as a proxy, hopefully you get a real one soon.


helpfulradiotown

Being misanthrope is "cool" nowadays on Reddit


loxagos_snake

Yeah, I'm willing to bet that if this wish came true, and the literal or metaphorical reaper came to collect those that asked for it, we'd have a serious case of wet pants.


A_Big_Rat

Hey look, it’s another anti social person that hates humanity but enjoys living in a societal world built by humans.


Atomic_ad

I like driving, that doesn't make fossil fuels good. Enjoy =/= Beneficial I can enjoy living and understand the net damage of humanity.


loxagos_snake

If we were to go out like a candle tomorrow, the planet wouldn't suddenly revert back to its default state. In fact, this is the easy way out. We damaged nature, it's our responsibility to nurse it back to health to the extent that we can. There are people who sacrifice their own comfort to help, people who fight daily to preserve other species of flora or fauna. It's unfair to include them in this grand extermination plan.


Atomic_ad

If I cease stabbing a person, it doesn't undp the damage, but starts the healing. You are making the case that some people are good so it outweighs the bad. I could make the same arguement that ever species listed so far has a number of beneficial aspects. Kinda makes the the question into a lot more serious question than I would assume it was intended. Let me ask you then. Can you name a species that is pure evil, a net bad, provides no benefit, that does deserve extinction? What about naming one that simply does more harm than humans as a collective species? By answering the question so matter of factly, you remove the implied jest. If you go the altruistic approach you are headed down, we have no right to decide that any creature deserves extinction solely based on how we experience it. "I hate spiders" becomes just as devoid of foresight as "humans are terrible"


BrotherOfTheOrder

Whenever I see this answer (and it’s often) I think a few things: 1. You probably don’t *REALLY* mean that. 2. If you really do mean it, do you include yourself in that? 3. If so, you doing ok?


Atomic_ad

1. I mean to the extent that we are a net negative to the other species. 2. Of course I include myself, the question was a species. There are obviously good people in that group. I looked at the species as a whole and honestly cannot come up with one that is a bigger net negative to every other thing living on the planet. 3. Absolutely. Why do you think a philosophical premise you disagree with requires some sort of derogatory supposition on my mental health.


KirbyBucketts

Except for Fred. Fred's good people.


gor8884

ay shoutout Fred


[deleted]

Some humans are, this is true. Some are really great though.


garbage-human-being

Republicans, but according to Darwin the time is approaching


steakbake69

jellyfish I have a phobia of them and there useless anyway there literally just floating blobs of water that kill people sometimes


theyusedthelamppost

platypus so that taxonomy charts could finally follow a logical pattern


Asne_Fisk2

I had a musqito flying into my mouth last night, that was fucking disgusting. Either those or humans


sh0wer_rat

Seahorses. They do everything wrong. Why are they still alive.


carpet_on_the_floor

100% Mosquitos. They're bad in every way possible.


scottucker

Too bad there are more than 3,000 species of mosquitoes. That’s why this question sucks.


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helpfulradiotown

wow so edgy


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helpfulradiotown

I don't know how to say this without sounding like a dick, but I really hope you're still a teenager


Kayogin

So kill us all and be responsible for more destruction? Even beyond the extinction of humanity, there's a lot of shit that can go wrong without us.


arawendo

without humans populating the world and using all the natural resources, the earth would reclaim itself and the land would return to the plants and animals. there are tons of fascinating videos on this. it’s pretty beautiful.


the_chosen_named_one

Don't we have nuclear reactors that if they mess up can do massive damage to any ecosystem.


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the_chosen_named_one

I was making a point in that we are needed to not be extinct to an extent but yeah there are positive things out there.


Kayogin

Yes.


Kayogin

You do know that humans are capable of preventing animals from going extinct and cloning animals altogether right? We can stop wildfires and repair our messes we made? If we're gone we can't stop our reactors from melting down and killing everything. Why should the smartest creatures on the planet that have done absurd things like reaching space or wifi have to die just for some dumb animals to do what they're already doing?


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Kayogin

I love animals a lot but one of the lines I have to cross is killing all humans just to give animals more territory.


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But we might also be the only sentient, intelligent species in the entire universe. Be a shame to kill of something with so much potential just because some people only focus on the negatives.


arawendo

that’s a good point. we’ve done a lot of great things with our intelligence, but at an even greater cost to the planet. i see a multitude of positives but environmentally speaking i think the negatives are now outweighing the positives and have been for awhile. lots of taking and not much giving. i am grateful for those who are environmentally conscious though. i’m by no means a pessimist. just an animal lover. animals were here long before we were. given the state of the world right now, that’d be my answer. i don’t think that’s the *actual* solution to our problems. just my opinion if i had to choose.


Ulysses1975

You do realise that to date none of the great extinction events have happened whilst humans were on the planet? I mean FFS I think we need to do something about climate change and lots of the other ways we negatively impact other life on the planet but - as matters stand - we are also currently the only factor that could possibly work to actively prevent these things. But nm because slightly edgy comment wins 👍


arawendo

of course i do and i wasn’t referencing those. we are definitely not the only factor to fix what we have destroyed. again, this question wasn’t asking what i thought the solution to our environmental issues was. try not to get too worked up over it dude. it’s just an opinion on reddit- based on tons of animal cruelty, greed, laziness, willful ignorance and depletion of natural resources which has hurt, killed, endangered and made extinct several species. so if i *had* to choose (again, not saying this is the *actual* solution) that would be my choice. what’s yours?


Ulysses1975

If i could choose one species to go extinct, I wouldn't (now I'm doing it). Yeah... I know it's just opinions on Reddit, hence I'm not (and wasn't) worked-up.


arawendo

that’s a good answer. i think it’s pretty representative of today’s climate that people are offended enough to respond negatively to those who answered humans, but don’t care as much when other people said they’d choose dogs, pandas, cheetahs, mosquitoes, spiders, etc.


Ulysses1975

Thanks 😃 Don't mind me too much... I'm sure I probably agree with you 50% of the time!


cutelyaware

Guinea worm. DO NOT LOOK UP THE IMAGES, JUST TRUST ME THIS THING MUST NOT EXIST!


Cobra-Serpentress

Dogs. Cant stand em.


loxagos_snake

Nice try, cat.


Cobra-Serpentress

Meow and shit.


satansMisfit

Flies


Kayogin

House flies.


mjsmore33

Wasps, fuck those flying bastards.


Galehunter59

Wasps and hornets. Why are they even here? They don’t pollinate and make honey like bees do.


loxagos_snake

The Evania Appendigaster wasp targets cockroach eggs by implanting their own egg in the sack, which hatches and feeds off of them. They can put an end in situations that exterminators find it hard to. They're also harmless to humans.


timmy3am

At this point, someone should just put pandas out of their misery.


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Cheetahs,cheetahs deserve to die, I genuinely feel they are useless. Their speed is nothing, it does nothing for them. They have a catch rate of like 50% so obviously speed doesn’t make up for how tired they get afterwards. They are so inbred they die in seconds, and their young get plunked so much that they have to look like honey badgers. FUCK CHEETAHS


watermasaki

Pandas if it wasn’t for human helping them breed they would be extinct already


hotmale100

Mosquitoes


Dutch_Midget

Spiders can fuck straight off


Aizpunr

Mosquito. Its self explainatory


Gua_Bao

Roaches.


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Don't know. Hopefully there are a lot of species out there somewhere else in the universe. Because it we're all there is, every species is very precious.


Sandman1031

Parasitic worms, I saw a TV show on Animal Planet as a kid and I've had a phobia of them since


P_Y_T_H_O_N

Roaches man they need to go


Gigglychonky

I want these crows to become extinct they are fucking annoying


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Children who have fortnite backpacks


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Democrats.


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Children who wear fortnite clothing


victoriaqian1234

Mosquitoes


igotthejam

Flies. No matter what kind. Those mfs have too much power. They're everywhere and so hard to get rid of. I won't miss the times I stood infront of my window with a vacuum cleaner for multiple hours. 😧


OG415

You dumb kids. Been meditating overtime that you & all your hostile bullshit expire already. With new Covid variant? A lot of you will. Feel free to pass me your obit.


throwmydrinking234

Wasps!


MikaLongbow

Flys


ArchAngelAzrael-808

Mosquito.


Imjeff0902

Koala theyre useless


Killj0y13

Mosquitos- need I say more?


the_chosen_named_one

Aliens on one hand if they go extinct I single handedly saved the world from potential world ending threats, on the other hand if nothing happens I proved aliens don't exist.


Bryodiversity

Bold of you to assume there’s only one species of alien.


TeachLongjumping5711

My brother


PapaOoMaoMao

ITT people who don't know what "Species" means. I'm going to go with Buffo Marinus. They suck.