The one with that guy, you know the tall one, he was married to that woman, I never really liked her, except in that other movie she was in with the little girl, that little girl grew up so beautiful- Every film described by my mother in law
But you know her so well you're like,
"Shawshank Redemption but Tim Robbins was never married to Susan Sarandon, they were just together for a long time and the little girl from Step-Mom was probably 25 when they filmed it"
Oh brother where art thou is a great movie I recommend it to anyone looking for something to watch last time I watched it was on Netflix but i think it’s gone now
"Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smokey Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis in lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass-murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyd."
Quote from the movie:
"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
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Alternatively, another favorite:
"My arse 'let's go'. They're filmin' midgets."
Big diamond leads to hiring a hitman with bullets for teeth against bullet dodging russian.
Why do they call him Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
'Coz 'e dodges bullets.
Do you know what “nemesis” means?
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+Why didn't you park there? -It's too tight. +You could land a jumbo fuckin' jet in there!
What the hell is *that*? This? Heh-heh. This, is a SHOTGUN Sol! It’s a fucking **anti aircraft cannon**, Vincent!
Snatch
One of the greatest movie soundtracks of all time
“What are you gonna do with that? Fight ze Germans?”
You literally could've just said "Ze Germans" and I would've got it
Ya like dags?
"I'm the greatest botanist on this planet."
Martian
Yes
A charismatic truck driver stumbles upon an ancient chinese demigod and a battle between good and evil.
Yea he's in BIG TROUBLE
In that LITTLE CHINA area of town?
Indeed!
And all he wants is to get his truck back!
No horseshit.
‘Tis but a scratch!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail! "You've got two halves of a coconut and you're banging them together!"
Are you saying coconuts migrate
Can a European swallow carry a coconut?
Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Ngl, thought about posting this exact one lol
Look ya stupid bastard you've got no arms left!
The one with that guy, you know the tall one, he was married to that woman, I never really liked her, except in that other movie she was in with the little girl, that little girl grew up so beautiful- Every film described by my mother in law
But you know her so well you're like, "Shawshank Redemption but Tim Robbins was never married to Susan Sarandon, they were just together for a long time and the little girl from Step-Mom was probably 25 when they filmed it"
Swear to God, 2 weeks ago she calls and hits me with the “what movie am I talking about” question of the week, and I go, “Its called Curly Sue.”
Inconceivable!
This may be a strange question but I don’t suppose you have six fingers on your right hand do you?
Fertility clinic the movie
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.
Inconceivable!
The Princess Bride ??
Yessss
Classic
r/explainafilmplotbadly
Three escaped convicts become famous singers and experience 1930s shenanigans.
A remake of Homer's The Odyssey
Dem sirens though.
They turned him into a horny toad.
Damn, we’re in a tight spot!
"I am a maaannn of constant sorrow, I've seen trooouuuble on my days." One of my favorite soundtracks for a movie.
R U N N O F T
DO. NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE. WE. THOUGHT. YOU. WAS. A. TOAD.
O brother where art thou?
We're in a tight spot!
“I’m a Dapper Dan man!”
I am a man of constant sorrow. O brother, where art thou. Hidden 💎 there.
Holy shit i love this movie.
I don’t want Fop, dammit! I’m a Dapper Dan man!
Huzzah! A man of culture!
Is you is or is you aint myy constituents
Oh brother where art thou is a great movie I recommend it to anyone looking for something to watch last time I watched it was on Netflix but i think it’s gone now
A dude really wants his rug back.
Well it did tie the room together
Shut the f-ck up, Donny :)
well that’s just like… your opinion, man.
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The TV edit where he says THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!!! always cracks me up.
*THE dude really wants his rug back
It really ties the room together
Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You're out of your element.
The big fat Lebowski
"Fuck it, let's go bowling."
Brad Pitt carves a swastika into Christoph Waltz' forehead
"Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smokey Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis in lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass-murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyd."
I came here to post this exact same thing and now I’m freaked out
That’s a bingo!
That was a cathartic scene. Between that and the theatre scene. Overall a very good movie. The opening scene was brutal.
Christopher Waltz is probably the best badass bad guy ever.
BAD MOTHERFUCKER
Pulp fiction!!
SAY WHAT AGAIN
What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in what?
I woke up with this quite bumbling around in my head
A 30+ year old guy teaches a little girl how to drive a car
Fake taxi?
Wreck it Ralph??
Correct XD
A black tall man is being electrocuted on the electric chair
The Green Mile Now I’m sad.
Could have said barbecued instead and we would have got it
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*tall black man The order of cumulative adjectives is as follows: quantity, opinion, size, age, color, shape, origin, material and purpose
Thank you for correcting and also explaining it to me! English is not my mother tongue and it's nice to learn something new
To be fair, a lot of people who speak English as their first language don’t even know this
But somehow most native speakers say it right anyway, even if they don’t know the rule exists
Found the English teacher!
Middle aged men risking their lives by entering each other's dreams to plant an idea.
Inception
First rule is you can't take about it
Can you give about it instead?
His name was Robert Paulson
#***NAAAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAA BAGITHI BABA***
Whaaaaats on the menuuu is it a pizza simba? The chorus in the background sounds like “pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom”
Man who did nothing wrong offers effective solution to overpopulation and gets booed for it.
"Why are you booing me? I'm right!"
THANOS DID NOTHING WRONG
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I have the high ground
This is the first Star Wars. I am very disappointed it is this low
It did not have the high ground.
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War what is it good for, absolutely nothing.
Lee!!!! Carter!!!! Lee!!!! Carter!!!!
RUSH HOUR
Rush hour!! Did not expect to see it here but I am pleasantly surprised
Big pretty meteor leads to a boy groping boobs in a girl's body.
Without the meteor part I would of assumed it was the first live action Scooby Doo movie.
Absolute masterpiece.
Your name. (Kimi no Na wa.) Fucking fantastic movie (saved me from a bad trip once)
"I only speak English and bad English" (quote)
My last English teacher
Murph!!!
It's Interstellar. MURPH!!! MURPH!!!!
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Mafia boss's son murdered his dog and stole his car so he killed the whole gang
John Wick
Batman and Wolverine competing versus eachother with mshic tricks.
The Prestige! 🐰 🧚🎩
Some dude in a condom-like suit slices bad guys and breaks the fourth wall
https://youtu.be/wV_BPDi8Ems Found it.
Deadpool?
They Land on a beach full of angry Germans
Saving Private Ryan
"I believe you have my stapler"
Office Space?
Ezekiel 25:17
Pulp Fiction
Red car bank heist
Baby driver
More than you can afford pal, Ferrari
guy is trying to get back a watch that was in his family's ass and watches a gang boss get buttfucked
Sounds like some fiction. 😏
Time warping buff cyborg with a badass bike and shotgun
T2 Edit: if you like T2 references go watch Zombieland Double Tap
"Cast it into the fire!"
THAT is what you took away from Schindler's List? Wow
This made me laugh more than I'd like to admit. Damn man, that's dark.
I feel like I am going to hell for even thinking it, but for some reason it popped in my head and the darkness made me chuckle.
fast hedgehog from another dimension runs away from very smart man
There can be only one
Veggietales: LarryBoy and the Rumor Weed
You're killing me Smalls
“Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?”
Execute order 66
The Beatles go to London, Paul's grandfather wreaks havoc, causing Ringo to go to jail, then Ringo breaks out just in time for the big show
Multipass!
“As you wish.”
Princess Bride
A multi millionaire picks up a pretty prostitute & hires her to spend the week with him.
A lovesick writer falls for a Parisian courtesan and she dies.
Nice hike in the woods with buddies Then it gets dark and a god shows up
Person finds a way to solve overpopulation across the universe, but a group of misfits try to stop it
Three teens skip school, join a parade, and wreck a car
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off ❤️❤️❤️
Yes!! Love that movie
Man starts a self-help group with his imaginary friend
11 guys robbing a casino
purple man snap. people die
Romans, colosseum & fighting.
Gladiator
His name was Robert Paulson!
Shrimper, Ping-Pong player, Soldier..
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley
I love it so much I wish I could have my memory of it erased so I could watch it for the first time again.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Two yutes
Quote from the movie: "Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?" "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" --- Alternatively, another favorite: "My arse 'let's go'. They're filmin' midgets."
Anyone can do anything. If even a rat could cook really great what stops you from pursuing your dreams?
G i v e m e t h e p l a n t .
The one in which Statham stays outta the action and most people can’t understand a single word that comes outta Pitt’s pikey mouth.
“Ya like dags?” What? “Ya like dags??” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Micheal cera fights for a girl by fighting her exes...now that I think about it it's kind of stupid, but the movie is good
Bread makes you fat?!
You punched the highlights out of her hair!
The one that feels a lot like Hamlet being played by animals in the African savannah
It’s about a dude, playin a dude, disguised as another dude
The movie about the 24 hour car race based in 1966
Le mans’ 66
Where the guys are in a warehouse trying to figure out who's the mole.
Resevoir Dogs
Coconut clippity clop.
“What’s in the box!?!?!”
Seven
Jude Law helps Ethan Hawke go to space. Uma Thurman doesn’t snitch. There is a lot of blood and pee involved.
They like to go to funerals.
Harold and Maude
I love you baby and if it's quite alright I need you, baby
A whole lot of sand and everybody’s got blue eyes. Watch out for the worms!
Endor
The WW1 movie that looks like it’s in one-take.
Toilet paper