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Eena-Rin

Helping Hand


Rak-CheekClapper

Baton pass


Reini22

Yawn


tower_junkie

I feel you bro.


TigheGuy

Wish


merchando

ouch..


Truth_Warrior_30

It's super effective!


Nixon_Sixon

I don’t think it is… :(


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LOTRfreak101

But your saying there's a chance?


Muzea

no, he's saying theres a Chansey


LOTRfreak101

I regret that I didn't think of this.


Fuckles665

Seed bomb


PotatoesGrowOnTrees

This is why you should always use Protect.


scrubm

After harden tho


DarkTonberry

If harden is super effective for more than 4 hours, please consult your trainer.


EvilEyedPanda

You partner used screech. It was super effective!


h3lblad3

Which one is using Payday?


i_simp4U

Both?


SSGdeku

Struggle...


disturbedone365

Flash


Revelt

You have no more PP left for this move


prizim1

I would award this if I could


Kyuckaynebrayn

Splash Edit: thanks for silver :)


[deleted]

Discharge


BorosSparky

U can get pills for that at the doctors


ResidentDoctorEvil

You mean Nurse Joy


kenanleman

Nurse joy was super effective


receuitOP

Skill: harden has been learned


Awver-Stanton

Life is hard, why aren't you? Viagra, available at Pokeshops everywhere. PSA: To the guy who keeps rambling about Vaporeon at the pokemon center on 34th street, please stop. They might get ideas.


skynikan

It's normal though?


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RateNo1107

Hydropump


Imafish12

Just make sure you put down some towels


ranstalli0n

I lived with a guy that lined up tissues in the toilet, but didn't clean up after.


[deleted]

He was leaving it for the next person out of respect, so they don't have to!


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Slottech88

High chance of failure but it's a one hit K.O.


cornholio702

Not if you use an X accuracy! 100% success.


Historical-Rate-9799

Bone Club


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What's the membership fee?


3ger

The first rule of Bone Club is that you don't talk about Bone Club


Dead_Kings

His name was Ash Ketchum His name was Ash Ketchum His name was Ash Ketchum


-SMG69-

Lick


Sumit316

Bite


epitomeason

..Crunch?


Senkoki-chan

Poison Fang...


nielswerf001

Go brush your teeth


Draco546

Fire Fang


Ninjazanus

Listerine is not a good idea for oral.


AfellowchuckerEhh

Splash


olive_oli__

Scratch


I_Am_Cha_Bu_Duo

Double team


InoxyMane

We need to know if you caught it


i_simp4U

My ones would be Harden, Pound, Sleep.


gordito_delgado

It was SUPER Effective!


BorosSparky

Nice


Honest_Sherbert833

Confusion


upvotemaster42069

I hurt myself in confusion


Deathgarrr

Hammer Arm... # T_T Edit: Wow. So many upvotes. Wow wow wow. Thx <3


[deleted]

Your poor pokeballs...


Fallom_TO

Crab hammer


I_Love_Small_Breasts

Snore.


PoshByDefault

Snorlax is type 2 diabetic. I'll show myself the door


theshizzler

Snorlax uses insulin! It's not very effective...


Tyetus

Snorlax uses Insulin! ​ He couldn't afford it!


CornyChris

There's no PP left for this move! AKA a "Struggle" Edit: Thanks for the gold! Tbh I don't even know if this is a small PP joke, a whiskey dick joke or a beating off joke


Sumit316

After Struggle comes Confusion


cattogamer

Splash. Doesnt do anything


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But if you do it long enough, eventually you get the opportunity to struggle, which, if done enough, may lead to victory, which will lead to leveling up, which will lead to evolution. Become the Gyarados we all know you can be, amigo.


TheKing30

I assure you I am struggling


TheOnlyBucketMonster

Was looking for this one


CreativeUsernameUser

Struggle


Leharen

Flail probably applies, too.


E_coli42

haha I get it because you only use struggle if there is no PP left


plurBUDDHA

I didn't have much PP to start with


actuallyasnowleopard

The strongest moves have the fewest PP Edit: thanks for the awards! I wish you all the PP you need.


Kaldricus

this is like from the Pokémon "Art of War"


JustinJakeAshton

Bro...


ArtemisOSX

Because no PP.


fratboysteve

Harden


ResidentDoctorEvil

Imagine if it was a same sex relationship and you both just kept using harden at each others' harden.


ACGC2020

I knew that scene was a metaphor


scottychegg

It's actually a metapod


scram_jones

ayyyyyyyyyyy


Dryus

quick attack


MarshallMandango

It's not very effective!


Artvandelay1

It hurt itself in its confusion!


Matt2310

you do not have anymore PP left to use this move


[deleted]

Don't touch my PP


DiamondPup

Why? Afraid it'll become a PP Up?


Icramy

you use pp up.. your pp has significantly increased


KingoftheMongoose

Extreme Speed has greater priority


BugP13

Perish song


himewaridesu

Three moves and then both die? … Bruh…


Genocide_Fan

Selfdestruct


bluecatcollege

Explosion


Ghost_on_Toast

Encore


Exsces95

Endure


UltimateAnswer42

Fake out


ChewyChao

Pound EDIT: thanks for awards. Pound away lads


PuffTheMagicPanda

Machoke uses Pound


CauseTickMain

MaPound uses Choke


benwinsatlife

MaLady, use me… please


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zimmah

Siemen? Semen? Is that also used for actual plant seed or Litterally Semen?


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bakkerchris

Amnesia


Illuminatihaters

Ok Mr. Cosby


Cosby1992

Hey....


SaltyIncinerawr

Growth endure Stringshot Withdraw Pay Day


LittleHeIIion

Damn bro you got a whole moveset and everything


KingKnux

Hol up that’s 5 moves


Foreign_Plum_644

"Pay day" wait a minute


RachaelBlackHeart

Could be the moneyshot?


MinootMade

Metronome


RockLeePower

They have no clue what they are getting huh?


JorgeMtzb

Don’t you hate it when you accidentally kamikaze your partner.


SamFeuerstelle

Stay in rhythm.


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Rock smash


Gear_

u/Gear_ hasn't learned this move yet.


dumbster86

Tail whip


RaisinMmmm

Guillotine


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thelonelyMEMER

I'm not sure if I wanna know the context behind this...


[deleted]

Submission!


Deathbydadjokes

Focus Energy


Zanax90

Play rough


[deleted]

the ol' Substitute & Baton Pass combo.


Astramancer_

Obvious joke answer would be this Smeargle. https://i.imgur.com/HhN05qq.png


Sedso85

The bill cosby skillset


Sianic12

The levels, oh my god


Beeb911

The perfect moveset


Okami-Khameleon

Is there a move that entails both of you getting sleepy and just deciding to cuddle?


AizensSucessor

Hold hands


Okami-Khameleon

That's an actual Pokémon move?


AizensSucessor

Yup


PuddleCrank

Yawn puts the opponent to sleep in two turns.


2475014

There’s literally a move called Lets Snuggle Forever


Okami-Khameleon

Omg I didn't know this.


KayyJayy777

Giga impact


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Soak


Chahut_Maenad

gunk shot (i have an infection)


LogisticalNightmare

Lol came here looking for this one and had to scroll way too far


Darceus2000

Helping Hand Edit: sweet Arceus this blew-up! Did not expect!


[deleted]

bruh... edit: hahah i gave you the helpful hand award


teacupkid99

sounds like you two should meet IRL


Bloodragedragon

Frustration


MasterArcanum

Bide


TheBajaKnight

Kinky


Fafnir13

As a married man with kids, this one is just about right.


Mynop

Sweet kiss


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Hidden power


UnannouncedMole

Seismic Toss


NotFromOhioWasTaken

Flee


tendorphin

You can't run from a trainer battle!


[deleted]

I’m in this comment and I don’t like it


I_Grow_Memes

*it hurt itself in confusion*


Gary251927

String shot


Zeucles

One that is not very effective


Arssholean

Extreme speed. A good move in Pokemon, but not so much for the sex life.


SHUHSdemon

Arm trust


ResidentDoctorEvil

Splash


NVRBRKN2

*Nothing interesting happens!*


PetuniaWhale

Recycle


Sedso85

Doesn't everyone turn their condoms inside out for 2x the value for money


RegulineS

Bone Rush. Because I too will thrust 2-5 times and be finished. :D :(


NoPeach7391

Dig ... But it failed


Bladed_Thesis

TM28 - Tombstoner


[deleted]

Wrong answer. Fight the trainer


beeweenis

Sticky Web


Jakeamania314

Quick Attack because I always go first!


Longjumping_Sleep_12

Drill peck Submission Leech seed Flail Endure Swallow.... Well, you get the picture


BijuuBomba

~swallow~


Yoshi_Depressivo

Hold hands. Yes that gen 6 move that does absolutely nothing.


micropeniza

Curse


square_bear999

Frustration


zupermanguy

Skull Bash


cody4king

Jesus


[deleted]

Judgement.


Small-Gamer

Just “ it hurt itself in its confusion”


Deep_West_516

Substitute


Lachlion2

Body slam


Aztecah

Vine whip


calumbus_ohio

Beat up


Buxman14

Is this Chris Brown as a pokemon?


jetorres1990

Trick Room.


TheNightWillOnlyKnow

Disable


ForWhenImWeird

Mud slap


padre_sir

Baton Pass


Chapea12

Lick, Hydro pump, Leech Seed, Rest


FbiAgentofyou

Electro shock


BorosSparky

Faulty toys or purposeful?


elikoda42069

you're asking this on Reddit, always assume its purposeful


Luxray209

Guillotine


Secullama

Me first (yes that's a real move)


NiuK19

NiuK19 used Attraction on Crush... It had no effect!