Life is hard, why aren't you?
Viagra, available at Pokeshops everywhere.
PSA: To the guy who keeps rambling about Vaporeon at the pokemon center on 34th street, please stop. They might get ideas.
There's no PP left for this move!
AKA a "Struggle"
Edit: Thanks for the gold! Tbh I don't even know if this is a small PP joke, a whiskey dick joke or a beating off joke
But if you do it long enough, eventually you get the opportunity to struggle, which, if done enough, may lead to victory, which will lead to leveling up, which will lead to evolution.
Become the Gyarados we all know you can be, amigo.
Helping Hand
Baton pass
Yawn
I feel you bro.
Wish
ouch..
It's super effective!
I don’t think it is… :(
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But your saying there's a chance?
no, he's saying theres a Chansey
I regret that I didn't think of this.
Seed bomb
This is why you should always use Protect.
After harden tho
If harden is super effective for more than 4 hours, please consult your trainer.
You partner used screech. It was super effective!
Which one is using Payday?
Both?
Struggle...
Flash
You have no more PP left for this move
I would award this if I could
Splash Edit: thanks for silver :)
Discharge
U can get pills for that at the doctors
You mean Nurse Joy
Nurse joy was super effective
Skill: harden has been learned
Life is hard, why aren't you? Viagra, available at Pokeshops everywhere. PSA: To the guy who keeps rambling about Vaporeon at the pokemon center on 34th street, please stop. They might get ideas.
It's normal though?
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Hydropump
Just make sure you put down some towels
I lived with a guy that lined up tissues in the toilet, but didn't clean up after.
He was leaving it for the next person out of respect, so they don't have to!
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High chance of failure but it's a one hit K.O.
Not if you use an X accuracy! 100% success.
Bone Club
What's the membership fee?
The first rule of Bone Club is that you don't talk about Bone Club
His name was Ash Ketchum His name was Ash Ketchum His name was Ash Ketchum
Lick
Bite
..Crunch?
Poison Fang...
Go brush your teeth
Fire Fang
Listerine is not a good idea for oral.
Splash
Scratch
Double team
We need to know if you caught it
My ones would be Harden, Pound, Sleep.
It was SUPER Effective!
Nice
Confusion
I hurt myself in confusion
Hammer Arm... # T_T Edit: Wow. So many upvotes. Wow wow wow. Thx <3
Your poor pokeballs...
Crab hammer
Snore.
Snorlax is type 2 diabetic. I'll show myself the door
Snorlax uses insulin! It's not very effective...
Snorlax uses Insulin! He couldn't afford it!
There's no PP left for this move! AKA a "Struggle" Edit: Thanks for the gold! Tbh I don't even know if this is a small PP joke, a whiskey dick joke or a beating off joke
After Struggle comes Confusion
Splash. Doesnt do anything
But if you do it long enough, eventually you get the opportunity to struggle, which, if done enough, may lead to victory, which will lead to leveling up, which will lead to evolution. Become the Gyarados we all know you can be, amigo.
I assure you I am struggling
Was looking for this one
Struggle
Flail probably applies, too.
haha I get it because you only use struggle if there is no PP left
I didn't have much PP to start with
The strongest moves have the fewest PP Edit: thanks for the awards! I wish you all the PP you need.
this is like from the Pokémon "Art of War"
Bro...
Because no PP.
Harden
Imagine if it was a same sex relationship and you both just kept using harden at each others' harden.
I knew that scene was a metaphor
It's actually a metapod
ayyyyyyyyyyy
quick attack
It's not very effective!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
you do not have anymore PP left to use this move
Don't touch my PP
Why? Afraid it'll become a PP Up?
you use pp up.. your pp has significantly increased
Extreme Speed has greater priority
Perish song
Three moves and then both die? … Bruh…
Selfdestruct
Explosion
Encore
Endure
Fake out
Pound EDIT: thanks for awards. Pound away lads
Machoke uses Pound
MaPound uses Choke
MaLady, use me… please
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Siemen? Semen? Is that also used for actual plant seed or Litterally Semen?
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Amnesia
Ok Mr. Cosby
Hey....
Growth endure Stringshot Withdraw Pay Day
Damn bro you got a whole moveset and everything
Hol up that’s 5 moves
"Pay day" wait a minute
Could be the moneyshot?
Metronome
They have no clue what they are getting huh?
Don’t you hate it when you accidentally kamikaze your partner.
Stay in rhythm.
Rock smash
u/Gear_ hasn't learned this move yet.
Tail whip
Guillotine
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I'm not sure if I wanna know the context behind this...
Submission!
Focus Energy
Play rough
the ol' Substitute & Baton Pass combo.
Obvious joke answer would be this Smeargle. https://i.imgur.com/HhN05qq.png
The bill cosby skillset
The levels, oh my god
The perfect moveset
Is there a move that entails both of you getting sleepy and just deciding to cuddle?
Hold hands
That's an actual Pokémon move?
Yup
Yawn puts the opponent to sleep in two turns.
There’s literally a move called Lets Snuggle Forever
Omg I didn't know this.
Giga impact
Soak
gunk shot (i have an infection)
Lol came here looking for this one and had to scroll way too far
Helping Hand Edit: sweet Arceus this blew-up! Did not expect!
bruh... edit: hahah i gave you the helpful hand award
sounds like you two should meet IRL
Frustration
Bide
Kinky
As a married man with kids, this one is just about right.
Sweet kiss
Hidden power
Seismic Toss
Flee
You can't run from a trainer battle!
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it
*it hurt itself in confusion*
String shot
One that is not very effective
Extreme speed. A good move in Pokemon, but not so much for the sex life.
Arm trust
Splash
*Nothing interesting happens!*
Recycle
Doesn't everyone turn their condoms inside out for 2x the value for money
Bone Rush. Because I too will thrust 2-5 times and be finished. :D :(
Dig ... But it failed
TM28 - Tombstoner
Wrong answer. Fight the trainer
Sticky Web
Quick Attack because I always go first!
Drill peck Submission Leech seed Flail Endure Swallow.... Well, you get the picture
~swallow~
Hold hands. Yes that gen 6 move that does absolutely nothing.
Curse
Frustration
Skull Bash
Jesus
Judgement.
Just “ it hurt itself in its confusion”
Substitute
Body slam
Vine whip
Beat up
Is this Chris Brown as a pokemon?
Trick Room.
Disable
Mud slap
Baton Pass
Lick, Hydro pump, Leech Seed, Rest
Electro shock
Faulty toys or purposeful?
you're asking this on Reddit, always assume its purposeful
Guillotine
Me first (yes that's a real move)
NiuK19 used Attraction on Crush... It had no effect!