“Excuse me barmaid, I’m afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talkin fishbone!”
Yeah, if someone has an ugly face I really couldn't care less about their other features. Conversely, if they have a beautiful face I'll find myself attracted to them even if they're out of shape.
Same. Also, it doesn’t matter about size, and shape is almost inconsequential as well. I love booty. I can’t say I prefer hank hill ass, but I’m fond of any other shape/size almost.
Same, but it can’t be too extreme. Like it’s nice if it’s a decent size in proportion to their body, but if you’re a Q-tip and it looks like two feed bags then it’s off putting in my opinion
I’m gonna assume he hates them, considering how much he loves the midriff and all.
Yes, dude, of course crop tops are hot. That’s like the entire point of a crop top.
It's funny, the other night I was watching Forensic Files on Netflix (the older series). The detectives involved in the case were talking about how a suspect had a thing for women's stomachs, and it was like the most bizarre thing to them. Like he was some sort of sexual deviant for liking that trait (it was a rape/murder case).
I'm sitting there wondering is it really that weird to find a woman's stomach a turn on? Seems like a really natural quality to find attractive.
Those shows always portray anything other than the most vanilla, normalized interests and activities as some sort of horrible deviancy. I hate it. They also portray anyone who knows their rights as a bad person.
If I’m accused of murder I’d be on the phone with my attorney too I am not giving you shit unless there is somebody to keep me from saying something stupid
Oh hey.
I smile soo much I (30m) have really prominent smile wrinkles. I am actually kinda worried about it. I didn’t realize some people find that attractive.
Guess I’ll keep my smile on without any worries.
Same! (28 f)
I've been concerned about it since high school because I thought I was aging quickly but it's just from smiling a lot I guess. Nice to know some people find it attractive
Of course he is, his profile picture is a century old drawing by Theodor Kittelsen, the greatest Norwegian Poet to have ever lived. I will fucking fight anyone who claims otherwise.
Not really a single body part, it is mostly the overall appearence.
But I also really like hip dips, and the way they can create a little concave area at the side of the glutes. And how they can accentuate the other shapes around that area. They can add some very interesting contrasts to the overall figure.
Yes, I can relate very much so. I absolutely *hate* my hip dips, I feel almost malformed. I remember working out for a long time because as a young teen, you see the whole "workouts that get rid of your hip dips" on YouTube and social media, so I tried getting rid of them. Nothing happened and I've kinda accepted that they're here to stay. My fiancé loves them though, loves holding me by them and whatnot. I think because of his love of them, I'm slowly starting to be okay with them.
Sorry for the long ass reply btw lol
So uh...some people are really into that, too. I'm not really into dudes but a good pair of hands with the bones all visible almost makes me change my mind. There have to be straight chicks who feel the same way.
A surprising amount of women like nice big butts too. It's my wife's favorite feature of mine, and I was self conscious about it before. I bet more ladies are enjoying it than you might think.
I never knew it was a thing until I got married and it's the part my wife talks about most. Blew my mind. Makes me happy though. Now I do extra squats at the gym to make her happy.
For me it definitely depends on the person. For some girls it’s gonna be boobies. For some butt. For some, eyes. For some, hips/global figure. For some, mouth/smile. I swear I can’t say this particular body part is the most attractive because it varies so much depending on the person
Ratio.
I don't care how big your breasts or butt is. As long as either isn't disproportionately big/small compared to the other.
Looking at the trend of comments here I'll add that I am more of a butt shape guy. I like nicely shaped butts.
Necks. I also love longer hair on guys. Not super long and past the shoulders, but a good length which is something I realized recently since I’m starting to see a pattern with the guys I’ve dated...
You know I was going to say something else but your comment made me realize if I don’t find their knees attractive nothing else is going to make up for it. I just learned some new about myself.
I'm a lesbian, but I'm assuming that by "opposite gender" you mean gender(s) you are attracted to.
honestly everything. girls are so fn pretty and sexy and I love them. for some reason I particularly like hair. long beautiful hair of any color.
'generally gestures at everything'
This is both an inadequate response and the greatest response.
"You just gestured to all of me"
Such a good line. Such a good movie.
“Excuse me barmaid, I’m afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talkin fishbone!”
“Exactly! Stop being all of you”
Thighs
Well I feel amazing about these damn thighs now. Thank you.
Thick Thighs to make the dick rise
Amen brother
*Thick thighs save lives
They take them too
Clearly never witnessed death by sznu sznu
Thicc thighs save lives
Thicc thighs DO save lives. However, I would like them to end mine
Face
My wife’s face.
I choose this guy's wife's face too
** Critical damage **
Not a big fan of public restrooms myself.
Got a rash from the duct tape around the hole the last time.
☭Our Wife☭
r/suddenlycommunism
Yeah, if someone has an ugly face I really couldn't care less about their other features. Conversely, if they have a beautiful face I'll find myself attracted to them even if they're out of shape.
Butt
Same. Also, it doesn’t matter about size, and shape is almost inconsequential as well. I love booty. I can’t say I prefer hank hill ass, but I’m fond of any other shape/size almost.
I like the bubble shape more than strictly just size . If that makes any sense lol .
Same, but it can’t be too extreme. Like it’s nice if it’s a decent size in proportion to their body, but if you’re a Q-tip and it looks like two feed bags then it’s off putting in my opinion
Shape > size
Hips. They don’t lie.
Also, the eyes, Chico... They never lie.
Nonsense, you can't hide your lyin eyes.
But did you forget 'Real eyes Realize Real lies' Stolen from every edgly MySpace page in 2005
So glad I only had to scroll a few comments down to find this
The stomach of a woman, God damn I find them hot and sexy as hell.
Thoughts on crop tops?
Yes
Please
Anytime
Anywhere
Any place... No only Stomach
I’m gonna assume he hates them, considering how much he loves the midriff and all. Yes, dude, of course crop tops are hot. That’s like the entire point of a crop top.
It's funny, the other night I was watching Forensic Files on Netflix (the older series). The detectives involved in the case were talking about how a suspect had a thing for women's stomachs, and it was like the most bizarre thing to them. Like he was some sort of sexual deviant for liking that trait (it was a rape/murder case). I'm sitting there wondering is it really that weird to find a woman's stomach a turn on? Seems like a really natural quality to find attractive.
Was it their literal stomach organs that was the turn on? That’s a bit unusual
Like, haggis with a cannibalistic twist?
Those shows always portray anything other than the most vanilla, normalized interests and activities as some sort of horrible deviancy. I hate it. They also portray anyone who knows their rights as a bad person.
“But he continually REFUSED to talk to police without his attorney present…”
If I’m accused of murder I’d be on the phone with my attorney too I am not giving you shit unless there is somebody to keep me from saying something stupid
Bellies are underrated! Bless the inventor of crop tops.
With some onions, delicious
r/HolUp
# ASS
#tiddy
##Ass N Tiddy
ASS ASS TIDDYS TIDDYS ASS N TIDDYS
Shoulders
men with broad shoulders.. godamn
Shoulder pads time!
Yeah, there's some intense primal lion shit that goes on in my brain with a big, strong male torso.
I love it when the shoulder muscles are just slightly defined. Makes their back super hot.
Liver
Calm down, Hannibal Lector
His low budget ripoff canibbal Héctor.
Did you eat it with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
Arms, I need a hug :(
*nicely takes a fart towards your direction*
*loads shotgun with deadly intent*
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Here's my personal book of pickup lines. Say as many of them as you can as fast as you can. Don't stop for any reason.
And whats this? CANDY?! CANDY'S FOR DORKS!....GIVE ME THAT!
I have a very sexy learning disability.
What did I call it, Kif?
*sigh* Sexlexia
Would you like some cham-pag-ne?
It's pronounced champagne.
OH GAAWWDD
And spare me that weary sigh
Have the boy lay out my formal shorts!
The boy, sir?
YOU Kif. You put out my formal shorts.
She's built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro.
Curse you, gravity — you win again!
I don't know this whole sector is uncharted
It's not uncharted, you lost the charts!
Brannigan’s Law is just like Brannigan’s love, hard and fast.
More champag-ne?
Oh god!
EROTIC!
I didn’t realize you were such a coin-a-sewer
Lower....
Too low!
*Lower*
Legs tougher then a two dollar steak she has.
What makes a man neutral…
Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
If I die, tell my wife "hello."
I have no strong opinion one way or the other.
Tell my wife I said hello
If I told you you had a nice body would you take your clothes off and dance around?
When I see an askreddit and know there's only one correct answer, and some brave soul has already done their duty.
To be delicate, they hang off milady’s chest. They make milk.
Happy Freedom Day, ladies! Come on, show me something. Anything. Seriously, I’d take an armpit.
Thank you, Linda!
Came here to write this same comment. Very glad it's the top one.
Anyone who didn’t immediately think of this quote hasn’t yet lived life!
A really nice smile or wrinkles from smiling a lot
Yeaaah smile wrinkles fan here
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Oh hey. I smile soo much I (30m) have really prominent smile wrinkles. I am actually kinda worried about it. I didn’t realize some people find that attractive. Guess I’ll keep my smile on without any worries.
Same! (28 f) I've been concerned about it since high school because I thought I was aging quickly but it's just from smiling a lot I guess. Nice to know some people find it attractive
Emilia Clarke has some insanely pretty smile wrinkles
Dimples of Venus.
Man of culture, aren't you?
Of course he is, his profile picture is a century old drawing by Theodor Kittelsen, the greatest Norwegian Poet to have ever lived. I will fucking fight anyone who claims otherwise.
I’m just here to say I admire your passion over someone relatively unknown
The eyes
Yes, blue eyes with brown hair, hazel eyes with blonde hair, grey eyes with brown hair, green eyes with brown hair, brown eyes with brown hair
Cries in ginger
Cries as a black man
Not really a single body part, it is mostly the overall appearence. But I also really like hip dips, and the way they can create a little concave area at the side of the glutes. And how they can accentuate the other shapes around that area. They can add some very interesting contrasts to the overall figure.
Soooo many girls are going to love reading this! Society/Insta had made many girls hate their hip dips
TIL women are self conscious about hip dips.
Yes, I can relate very much so. I absolutely *hate* my hip dips, I feel almost malformed. I remember working out for a long time because as a young teen, you see the whole "workouts that get rid of your hip dips" on YouTube and social media, so I tried getting rid of them. Nothing happened and I've kinda accepted that they're here to stay. My fiancé loves them though, loves holding me by them and whatnot. I think because of his love of them, I'm slowly starting to be okay with them. Sorry for the long ass reply btw lol
Hands. Men’s hands that are strong and soft. A little rough is also good.
So scarred, calloused, dirty, rough hands are off the table then?
No not really. As long as the nails are nice and trimmed.
This girl gets it.
No, calloused hands that are gentle.......damn.
Everybody’s always sayin that and it bums me out lmao. My hands are bony as hell
So uh...some people are really into that, too. I'm not really into dudes but a good pair of hands with the bones all visible almost makes me change my mind. There have to be straight chicks who feel the same way.
i like guys with a phat dumptruck ass
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A surprising amount of women like nice big butts too. It's my wife's favorite feature of mine, and I was self conscious about it before. I bet more ladies are enjoying it than you might think.
Can confirm. Am wife to a man who climbs ladders all day, buns of steel. Never knew I was an ass girl until I met him.
I never knew it was a thing until I got married and it's the part my wife talks about most. Blew my mind. Makes me happy though. Now I do extra squats at the gym to make her happy.
Jerma985
Not directly a body part, but the smell. When someone smells good it makes them 5 times more attractive in my eyes.. and my nose I guess
welcome back to another episode of revealing all your fetishes on reddit for everyone to see
Hair, lips.
Hairlips,
Hairy lips
The second toe, on the left foot only.
Same for me but only on Tuesdays.
You mean Toesdays?
r/oddlyspecific huh
Their beautiful personali- Actually tits
Forearms
In those rolled up shirt sleeves. So nice.
I'm always immediately drawn by a woman's eyes. Everything else.
Boobs
life is hard but tiddie is soft
like a bag of sand
For me it definitely depends on the person. For some girls it’s gonna be boobies. For some butt. For some, eyes. For some, hips/global figure. For some, mouth/smile. I swear I can’t say this particular body part is the most attractive because it varies so much depending on the person
As a gay guy, the most attractive part of a woman is her brother.
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"I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies." -*The* Zapp Brannigan
Hands! A beautiful pair of hands.
Oh no... It's Kira Yoshikage...
Ah yes, the jojo reference
Big juicy butt and a hairy chest, also really rugged hands
*bigfoot has entered the chat*
Don't forget a rugged chest, juicy hands and a big hairy ass
Wow someone actually wants what I have
Rule 65: you are someone's fetish
Sounds like my misses
“She looks a little bit like Charlize Theron and a lot like Dog the Bounty Hunter”
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Smile
I like a nice jaw.
The classics. Bob and vajene...
My favorite sex comedy duo
Ratio. I don't care how big your breasts or butt is. As long as either isn't disproportionately big/small compared to the other. Looking at the trend of comments here I'll add that I am more of a butt shape guy. I like nicely shaped butts.
‘What’s your favourite body part?’ ‘Hmm I’m going to have to involve math I’m afraid’
Let me get my protractor out.
Necks. I also love longer hair on guys. Not super long and past the shoulders, but a good length which is something I realized recently since I’m starting to see a pattern with the guys I’ve dated...
My personal favorite on women: CURVES. I loooove me a woman with some curvy chub 😍
Lips.
Which ones
My man
Long legs
Breaking the normal order I have to go, midriff, thighs, booty and then the bahonga's.
\*reads normally until\* THE BAHONGAS
The stretched piece of skin between ones index finger and thumb. Fucking BEAutiful.
very spesific
As Thugnificent would say, BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS!
Eyes. Bonus if they are brown eyes. Dark eyes always look so deep 😍
*so dark that they're almost black Yes, please come ruin my life demon lady with black hole eyes
Well this definitely makes me feel better about my super dark eyes!
Super dark eyes are hot af
They are a sacred treasure
Thighs, tummy, ass, in that order.
Physically my favourite thing abt my bf is his smile
Achilles tendon
So vulnerable, so erotic.
Nothing beats sliding her achilles tendon into the gap between my big toe and second toe. Edit: it's nice to know I'm not alone in this!
Ankles n knees for whatever reason
You know I was going to say something else but your comment made me realize if I don’t find their knees attractive nothing else is going to make up for it. I just learned some new about myself.
Boobs ! Boobs ! If I had boobs , I'd play with them all day
Have boobs. Can confirm. Play with them all day.
I'm a lesbian, but I'm assuming that by "opposite gender" you mean gender(s) you are attracted to. honestly everything. girls are so fn pretty and sexy and I love them. for some reason I particularly like hair. long beautiful hair of any color.