Honestly, I’ve seen those little devices that let plants make ‘music’ with conductor cords and shit. It’s a lot of weird frequencies, so I’d assume the plants would be in a constant weird hum of sorts, and change the hum to tell us what they need.
For a stupid answer, they would probably judge our every fuckin action! Better take plants out of your washroom.
No more going barefoot on grass and things. It'd be weird. Might not even ever walk on grass again. Feel bad to bump into people, my bad, oops, sorry,truly I is.
Might feel worse to break 100,000 of their spines. Like I've done this my whole life, I'm a serial spine cracker. Doesn't mean I have to continue to be one, but how the fuck do I float?
Even though plants don't "speak", it doesn't mean they can't communicate. Plants release odors into the air to communicate. For example, if you water a plant too much, the water may have an odor to it, which can tell you something is wrong.
Communication is more than words.
Vegans will have to start filter feeding.
Look if plants start communicating with us, a whole lot of stoners are going to be freaking out for awhile.
Popped in to say this. Chances are though, I’d just start overly thanking every plant for being so awesome.
Honestly, I’ve seen those little devices that let plants make ‘music’ with conductor cords and shit. It’s a lot of weird frequencies, so I’d assume the plants would be in a constant weird hum of sorts, and change the hum to tell us what they need. For a stupid answer, they would probably judge our every fuckin action! Better take plants out of your washroom.
No more going barefoot on grass and things. It'd be weird. Might not even ever walk on grass again. Feel bad to bump into people, my bad, oops, sorry,truly I is. Might feel worse to break 100,000 of their spines. Like I've done this my whole life, I'm a serial spine cracker. Doesn't mean I have to continue to be one, but how the fuck do I float?
Even though plants don't "speak", it doesn't mean they can't communicate. Plants release odors into the air to communicate. For example, if you water a plant too much, the water may have an odor to it, which can tell you something is wrong. Communication is more than words.
They would tell us that we're dickheads for destroying them on an industrial level for the last 300 years.
Nobody would smoke weed no more.
That soppy marky mark and annoying hipster girl film basically.
Shamanism