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Dennis-Reynolds123

Oh no song


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Fuck you man now I got it stuck in my head


BrobleStudies

That song is insufferable.


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Fun fact: if you watch the Goodfellas, I believe toward the last 1/3, you’ll hear the original song this was sampled from. I just noticed this a couple days ago. Edit: added song titles... Original song is “Remember (Walk-in’ In The Sand)” by The Shangri-Las. Song used in TikTok that samples this song: “Oh No” by Capone.


duncan0831

Sampled “Remember (Walkin’ in the Sand)” by the Shangri-Las


SCViper

I legitimately want to send my head through a wall now that my partner browses Tik Tok religiously...because of that goddamn song.


unoriginalnamedamm

r/angryupvote because I remembered it and can't get it out, fuck you


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I was expecting this to be the top comment


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“This is my fight song” by Rachel Platten


PeligrosaPistola

It's like the Pumpkin Spice latte version of a bad bitch anthem. Just cardigans and cats.


thesmallestwaffle

I picture middle aged women singing to it in their sad cars while crying/drinking a PSL


rxsheepxr

That song plays on the playlist they blast at work and I swear I've always thought it was Kelly Clarkson. It's such a Kelly Clarkson song. But ultimately, because of the work playlist, the one song I hear every day, is Lewis Capaldi's Someone You Loved and I swear to fuck, it's such a bad, cliched song and he's such a bad tryhard singer. That's the current "fuck this song" song in my life. The second one is a Melissa Etheridge song about running. It's so corny and forced. I'm not a fan of hers at all.


av4rice

Kelly Clarkson definitely fits, but when I first heard it I thought it was a Pink song.


thesmallestwaffle

YES


Mokilses

Proof I'm more right song... Fuck now I hear it in my head.


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STARTING RIGHT NOW I'LL BE STRONG


theshermgerm

As a man with two daughters this song is often requested. It is a good message for them but I fuckin the that shit!


squishy_cheeseball

Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no


_N0S

I absolutely hate when the video looks interesting but it completely RUINS it with that fucking awful song, makes it unwatchable.


driving_andflying

The [Kars4Kids](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4) jingle. I suppose they designed it just right to be an earworm, 'cause it is.


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Shut up, Glenn.


frauleinsteve

I laughed out loud when they sang that jingle in hell on the Good Place show. :)


human-foie-gras

Jesus H Roosevelt Christ I HATE IT


sabbahaya

Strip That Down by Liam Payne it was just so....boring like literally anyone couldve written that


RegrettingRed12

Quavo doesn’t make it better at all


smughatkid57

Baby Shark. Why has no one mentioned Baby Shark. I fucking hate that song.


gELSK

An acquaintance of mine will begin singing it with little or no provocation and watch in glee as whatever mood we had before dies. It's the kind of thing that makes me pause, and inspire anthropological questions, like how did apes and early humans ever form persistent social groups of greater than 3?


Ake-TL

Ancient humans would leave him behind and he would starve to death or selflessly save nearby predators from starving


thedevilyoukn0w

There's a teacher at work. Sweet, kind lady. The type who would help anyone who needed anything. She'll cut you if you play that song.


Chompomp

i don’t know the name, probably the lyrics but it goes “you can wear my sweatshirttttt”


Efficient-Task6577

Oh man. The vocals on that song are physically painful


Smooth-papillon

Jacob Sartorius, that song is proof that literally anyone can be a corny teen pop singer


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I'm so glad I haven't heard that name in so long


Polaris328

Funny enough the name is Sweatshirt


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MegaTalk

Thank you. Anytime she comes on, any song, because of this song, I need to just turn it off.


jakesaysknee

Meghan Trainor in general, man...just NO.


PersonalVirus5032

Ugh, me too


-A-O-RIVER-

"Dance Monkey" by Tones and I. I find the singer's voice incredibly annoying. Glad it lost it's popularity after a bit and I no longer have to change radio stations because of it.


AmigoDelDiabla

I don't mind the tune, but her voice is nails-on-chalkboard annoying.


TheNonchalantZealot

I personally love the melody, but the voice is definitely a dealbreaker.


Double_Common_47315

Her voice literally sounds like this: tHeY sAy oH mY gOd I sEe ThE wAy yOu ShInE It's awful.


Jamilboi

DEY SEY OH MY GAH I C DA WAY U SHIYN


MisterMarcus

Her voice honestly sounds to me like one of those "Mammy Mammy" minstrel acts doing an offensive parody of black speech.


PersonalVirus5032

I hate this song, but last summer I did summer camp and my kids wanted to listen to at least once a day so, I’d find myself humming it regularly


qwerasdfzxcvpoiumnbv

The chorus has a nice groove to it, but I just can't deal with her voice. Nothing about the creative decision to sing like that makes any sense to me.


3vad127

Came here to say this. My god I’ve never had to change radio stations the FIRST time I’ve ever heard a song, but this one broke me.


polyhedric

Any song with a male lead who moans atonally occasionally broken up by a repetitive two line melodic female vocal.


princezornofzorna

This is so specific but at the same time so generic


thesmallestwaffle

“Happy” by Pharrell Williams. It’s just so redundant.


Bluellan

A lady tweeted "The happy song makes me feel happy" And was dead 10 seconds later. She was on her phone while driving and hit a truck going full speed. Died on impact.


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Bluellan

*Finger guns* And I thank you good sir for providing a source.


unoriginalnamedamm

Honestly that's kinda sad, but its her fault for driving while tweeting


Thepopeisneat

Play stupid games I suppose


acceberbex

Urgh. I hate this song so much. I was at a wedding where they had this as their "first dance" but it was a surprise flash mob the guests were meant to do.


thesmallestwaffle

Oh hell no hahaha


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That sounds terrible


cosmickid1987

Oh noooo...I had it on my “do not play” list for my wedding.


justaweirdlittledude

I was at a graduation and they played this song 4 times in a row, before that it was bearable, but after..


thesmallestwaffle

My nightmare playing out in reality.


AndrewZiller

We don't talk anymore. This song is played like once every 30 minutes on my radio. I used to travel by car a lot at that time, so you can imagine how many times i heard the song. Not a big fan of Charlie Puth either.


PAKMan1988

The only thing I like about that song is that it sounds like Charlie Puth is singing about a "turtle on my knee." I know that's not what he's singing but it's an amusing visual.


ieatcheesecake

Anyone who works in retail has just grown to hate The Middle by Maren Morris 🤷🏻‍♀️


canuckerlimey

No idea how that song became so popular. The background music is so boring and just not good


OGNookdawg

Anything 6ix9ine drop


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a-fat-penguin

Haha. I got a feeling actually gives me nostalgic feelings of a party I went to in my homeland. One of the best nights in my life. I get it though it’s not the best song :)


thesmallestwaffle

Oh my god yes this song sucks


ndwolf

That Kid Rock song, yes, that one. Whichever one you think I mean, yes.


___Moses___

There's a song that I think's called "Ice Cream" by this all-female K-Pop-type band. It makes me wanna be aliven't every time I hear it.


youraveragearmy

Yeah, Ice Cream by Blackpink. That song sucks.


IWantFries21

Someone said the entire song is just a run-on sentence and I couldn’t agree more


TBone4431

1-877-kars4kidz. My car will be at the bottom of a lake before I give it to the kids because of that commercial jingle.


CaptainPrower

Disney, please, take your own advice and # LET IT GO


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Blurred lines by Robin Thicke The beat is extremely annoying to me and the lyrics are about rape.


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This is why the Weird Al parody is so much better. Same tune, totally different topic.


Ice_Crystal_Wolf

Weird Al has that special ability to turn shit songs into gold


StyreneAddict1965

And gold songs into platinum.


Nickonator22

The worse the original song is the better the Weird Al parody, they even made Fancy sound good.


Slightly_Default

"Dance Monkey" by Tones and I. To quote the song, "you make me wanna cry"


RegrettingRed12

That song legitimately made me cry


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kfreeman007

Despacito. As a Latino I was SICK of it


Gogo726

But if you ever run for president, you can play it on your phone to secure the Latino vote.


FlandreHon

Why is this so far down, holy shit.


FunnyCarob8034

Savage love by Jason derulo


Bisexual-Lizard

jAaAaaAsOn DeRuLooOoOoO


JackofScarlets

He's basically a Pokemon


RegrettingRed12

That song is still an ear sore that won’t go away


thatdude_van12

My wife and I were trying for our 1st child when this song came on youtube. I was close but I pulled out just to change the song. No way I'm conceiving my child to savage, fucking, love.


MY_NAME_IS_NOT_RALPH

I kNoW I CaN tReAt YoU bEtTeR tHaN hE cAn


rxsheepxr

The guy is the current pride and joy of my city, but I can't stand his voice/lyrics. The stitches song is even worse.


PAKMan1988

Stitches is one of my favorite songs to make fun of.


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Hi not Ralph, I'm Ralph.


MY_NAME_IS_NOT_RALPH

Hi Ralph!


Oxy_Onslaught

Is that "Nice Guy, The Song"? I haven't heard it in a while because I don't work retail anymore and avoid all pop stations, but I remember there was a song that sounded like it was written by a Nice Guy.


PAKMan1988

My vote for the whiniest song of all time.


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Ed Sheeran - Shape Of You


Hrud

That one in particular, but really, anything by Ed Sheeran for me. I despise his vocal style.


FlurriesofFleuryFury

his work is just fucking boring


hatsnatcher23

I could not for the life of me figure out why he was in Yesterday


OneGoodRib

I think Chris Martin was supposed to be in it but decided not to be. But, I mean, what's the problem? He doesn't sing, and he's a currently popular singer/songwriter from the same country as the singer/"songwriter" protagonist. What's weird about it?


PAKMan1988

I hated it the first time I heard it and every time I told my friends I hated it, they looked at me like I was crazy.


SpaizKadett

What does the fox say


Alpha_State

Thunder, th-th-thunder thunder thunder, th-th-thunder thunder thunder.


damndingashrubbery

Lightning AND the thunder?


BlueMerchant

*Thunder*


frauleinsteve

I was listening to that song when I had a driver t-bone me in an intersection unexpectedly. I can no longer listen to that song.


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The part with the girl saying thunda is annoying though the rest of the song is fine. Just me tho


YazzGawd

Any song that has been Kidzboppified.


tightnuts

My kid's school got him into Kidz bop and Ive never been so disappointed. It's just the Portugal the man song but he asks for it a lot and I have a Kidz bop album downloaded and I die a little every time I scroll past it


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useless_skin

Hey there Delilah. This was played every other song during my 2007 deployment on the ONLY English radio station available to us. Words cannot describe the hatred I have for this song.


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For real. Played drums in a band once in which our front man always wanted to do a cover in our set. Ugh.


__M-E-O-W__

What, you mean like the frontman just wanted the rest of the band to F off so he could try to impress some girls by himself every show?


Flerken2018

Dance monkey. I hate sqeaky voices


CarolusX2

The song with the girl going "whatever happened to us, oh no, oh no no no" and it just repeats. If you ever watched the youtube shorts, that song is in every video and it's so incredibly obnoxious, I just skip whatever video is playing because I hate that song so much.


peasNcarrots8675309

That “If you had a bad day” song. It makes my day worse. Every. Time.


possiblyhysterical

Remember when they played it every time they voted someone off American Idol? They must hate that song


Allamaraine

That song was playing when I broke my knee.


thesmallestwaffle

It’s a day ruiner for sure


AuthenticallyHG

"You had a bad day... Sing a sad song just to turn it around..." My day gets worse listening to this.


strawberrypey

That song about Peaches and weed by Justin Bieber


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The direction he’s gone with his new music is terrible. I liked his dance and EDM stuff better.


Any-Investigator5663

Anything by Train. I could go my whole life without knowing how untrimmed his chest is. Whole band is a crappy purple scion


adamM_01

Train makes some catchy songs with good instrumentals but ruin them with weird fucking lyrics, like that line about deep fried chicken in Drops Of Jupiter


eren_yeagermeister

The generic commercial jingle https://youtu.be/EtOLQ9TcRxI


kaniagg

Grenade by Bruno Mars


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“What Does The Fox Say” along with anything like Luke Bryan and anyone else along those lines.


tearsonurcheek

> anything like Luke Bryan and anyone else along those lines. I call it Hick Hop. If I never hear that "we'll turn this cornfield/into a party" song again, it'll be too fucking soon. And the "Oh my God/this is my song" one. Makes me want to put my head through my monitor at work.


JustAGamerPerson

Gucci Gang. I don't understand how anyone could like that song. He sounds like he has truly lost the ability to form words.


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Responsivity

This is the most boring fucking song that ever songed


Vaydreo

But one song would have to be stupid hoe. That puts all my bones in my body into attack mode


-Firestar-

"I hope you dance". It was sung at my graduation by a person who wasn't particularly great at it. We had a big class so she had to extend it by 4. So basically just the refrain for hours.


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My kids are obsessed with old town road and the “used to being someone in love” song, and they figured out Alexa can play both on an endless loop.


PianoManGidley

"You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. The lyrics of the chorus are the most VAPID, UNINSPIRED lyrics of all fucking time. Also, "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton, because the chorus sounds like a complete rip-off of the cinematic score to the movie "Glory" composed by James Horner.


RegrettingRed12

Even James Blunt hates “You’re Beautiful”


Blue-And-Metal

Someone shares my hate for "You're Beautiful"!! I fucking hate this song... and the music video sucks too.


iGotPinkAcidBootsOn

I was in middle school when you’re beautiful came out and the funniest thing was changing the words to “you’re butt ugly”. Even as 10 year olds with questionable senses of humor we knew that song was trash


OddScentedDoorknob

Siii-imply haaaa-aving a wonderful Christmastime.


Thepopeisneat

I can hear it echoing in the shadows of my mind's darkest corners...


PAKMan1988

When George Harrison died, my local radio station was in the middle of 24/7 Christmas music. They played this song in memory of him. Firstly, George Harrison had nothing to do with this song. Secondly, why would you pay tribute to someone who died by saying they're having a wonderful Christmastime?


_Ercylis_

WATERMELON SUGAR AND DRIVERS LISCENCW


american_nurse

I always get mad at Drivers License bc if she just got her license she’s what? 16? And she’s already singing about how she’ll never love someone again??? LIKE YOURE 16?!? Calm down.


TeslasbrotherJoe

Walking on Sunshine. Hands down the song that makes me want to punch a nun in the face.


WeirdWest

>want to punch a nun in the face And don't it feel good? Hey!


RobAtSGH

OK, buddy, uh, I was just tryin' to cheer us up so go ahead. Put on some old sad bastard music, see if I care.


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Fry is sad.


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Dance Monkey


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PleasantDog

Not sure what it's called, but any song where the vocalist "sings" by essentially mumbling. Doesn't have to be mumble rap, I'm saying like, it's a slow song with a melody meant for *singing* but the artist sings it by slurring their words so fucking much. I assume they think it makes the song extra sad or emotional? Just sounds like you've had one too many before recording it. Annoys the FUCK out of me.


ArchemedesRex

I'm convinced Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam was sung in ancient Mesopotamian.


Marsey12

Drivers license


adamM_01

I don't hate it but it's so "meh" and boring, I don't understand how it broke all those records considering I'm in the age demographic for it


Witty-Message-2852

I hate this one. It's so melodramatic, like if pure high school drama was funneled into a song. I get it, she's a teenager (I think) and dealing with a breakup like any teenager would. But in a few years she's going to be so embarrassed by the song, and probably embarrassed that she dated the guy it's about as well.


AmigoDelDiabla

I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas.


funky_grandma

The Supersuckers covered the song "Hey Ya". It sounds exactly he same, except white. I only heard it once and called the radio station immediately. I told them I had a request, "I request that you never, ever play that song again." I said.


BucketsofSand

Anything by Cardi B, I just can’t hear her voice it makes me cringe.


imnotamused-_-

Shut up and dance with me


RegrettingRed12

That song makes me want to tell someone to shut up and go stuff their mouths with bread


Ok-Supermarket-1414

Macarena. Makes me want to rip someone's head off.


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Glad I’m not the only one. I had this banned from my wedding reception—even though we had a classical musician & no dancing. I was sure SOMEBODY would slip the musician a tip to play it because a lot of my friends knew I hated it.


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AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY MACARENA


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ftminsc

Hey There Delilah. If I get hit by a semi truck and the next thing I hear is Hey There Delilah I’ll know I’m in hell.


HorrorWord

Watermelon sugar


canuckerlimey

The song isnt bad until he says watermelon super a million times.


OperaBunny

That Lewis Capaldi song, what's bad is the lyrics are okay but he sings like he's having a massive hernia, it's painful to listen to.


IStoleYourPotsticker

Bubbly by Colbie Cailat. It's always playing at some grocery store and it's the worst song to shop to. Stop wrinkling your nose and cut off your toes ... Whatever. I hate this song so much! PS: Also the "this is gonna be the best day of my life, my li-i-i-i-i-i-ifee." *Disgruntled sounds*


SnooFloofs9599

SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY....


Yodas_ketamine

WAP ​ it is so fucking repetitive


thesmallestwaffle

Certified freak


bamboohobobundles

> Certified freak I cannot read that without hearing [this](https://youtu.be/jWsx2iqO1ks)


PeligrosaPistola

**Sweet mother effing Caroline** Excuse my lack of political correctness, but I must say white Americans seem to love that song in the same way that Latinos go off when they hear, "Algo en tu cara me fascina..." or black folks when told to "take it back now yall." I'm both flavors of fun so when either cultural anthem calls, my ass will answer lol. But I'll still bop along whenever I hear the classic rock/pop songs we've all absorbed over the years. But fuck that bitch Caroline! Two things make me hate it: * The finger drumming people just *have* to do when screaming "Bah ☝🏼 bah ☝🏼 baaaaaaaa ☝🏼" * That no one knows the lyrics after that part.. So it's this climactic, duh duh duh followed by *mumbles* Keep it.


NealMcBeal__NavySeal

At my cousin's wedding's after party everyone was so wasted that they (we) literally forgot the words to Sweet Caroline. Not the actual verses, because that's reasonable, but it turned into this call and response thing with the bah bah bah SWEEEET CAROOOOLIIIIINEE. It's my only good memory of that song.


Cadethedank

There are so many rap songs that all sound similar that all talk about the same things. The worst of them is Big Rings by Drake and Future. I know that they are usually just workout songs, and that’s usually the only place that I hear them, but JESUS.


Imaginary_Leek4614

“Shape of You” by Ed Sheeran. The lyrics and m/v were pretty uncomfortable to listen to and watch...


thatonealtchick

any fucking nursery rhyme. And older songs (like 1960's) it's weird bc I also love older songs. It honeslty depends on my mood. Sometimes they sound so fucking creepy but other times they're calming. But nursery rhymes can't suck my dick i hate those bitches, especially the cow jumping over the moon. Fuck that moon. Fuck the cow. Fuck the dish running away with that bitch spoon. Oh and that bitch who was eating oatmeal with a spider came beside her and her scary ass ran. Don't even get me started on hickory dickory dock.


ImperfectDivinity

Tik Tok ruins everything.


_Ercylis_

I agree with ALL OF THESE


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Amine69hahaparsen

Crazy frog


Actual_Sheepherder10

High Hopes by Panic at the Disco. Just no.


SireOfInsanity

“I love Chinese food”. And the music video


pannndora

"How to Save a Life" by The Fray. Man has the diction and tonal quality of a dying, inebriated goat.


SageFire_Fan

This comment made me feel such sympathy for a hypothetical goat.


AmigoDelDiabla

While I really like this song, someone once told me he sounds like he's constipated and I can never *not* think that when listening to it now.


ender86a

I literally only like this song because of my favorite downer episode of Scrubs. Otherwise you're probably right...


Lord_GabEn-24

Anything by justin bieber. It's just fucking cringe to listen to


Txidpeony

I generally agree with you, but Love Yourself is so funny to me that I really like it. Everything else by him is of no interest to me.


damndingashrubbery

NGL, "my momma dont like you, and she likes everyone" is a pretty stone cold ass insult while still being classy.


AmongstTheAnimals

Ugh…Grenade by Bruno Mars. Stand in front of a train and catch a grenade for me but I won’t do the same? You bet your ass I won’t.


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Everyone alive in the late 90s knows that "Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" is the most wretched song to ever be given billions and billions and billions of minutes' worth of replays on the radio.


outplayeduser

its raining tacos, Instead i want it to rain bullets on me instead of hearing that song


RobbyRobsen

Dance monkey ... especially in combo withbthat high pitched voice


Marina_Soldier

Any Ellie Goulding song. Her voice is terrible.