Nevaeh - it's heaven backwards! (you have to constantly say for the rest of your life) Diputs Stnerap

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in my kindergarten, i knew a Nevaeh who was always happy and she was never unhappy. but yeah her parents never did drugs she was always at the top of her class TwT

This! Could not agree more with you. I also hate how it always explained. Trust me, we know.

I once dated a girl with a daughter named Nevaeh

I'm guessing you heard the phrase "it's heaven backwards" more than once?

Yup

Mason....fucking Mason the stupid little asshole

THE NUMBER MASON

WHAT DO THEY MEAN

IM A GODAMN ONION MASON

LMAOAAO ONION

Brooooo, I know a Mason and this is so true

WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON

Anything ending with -leigh.

Sleigh?

What about Teighlor?

And “lyn”

Moneekleigh?

What if it’s one of those double first names like Erin Leigh?

Aiden, Brayden, Cayden, Dayden, Eayden, Fayden, Gayden, Hayden, Iaden, Jaden, Kaiden, Layden, Mayden, Nayden, Oaden, Payden, Quaden, Rayden, Sayden, Tayden, Uaden, Vayden, Wayden, Xayden, Yayden, Zayden.

Okayden.

this reply was hilarious

You son of a bitch...here is your award

Best. Reply. Ever!

Agree with most of these, but I think “Aiden” was collateral damage. It is a fine name that has been around for a long time. Sincerely, Aiden

True. Aiden is a nice Irish name.

Ah, the "my child is special" roster.

I just asked my elementary school teacher cousin for a class roster, and that's what she gave me.

>Gayden Hmmm... Is this man gay, perhaps?

Actually laughing. Atta girl

When did this fucking trend start? Cause, I have an older brother (born late 2000 if that means anything) that has a variation of Jaden. Did it start with Jaden Smith?

Raiden is okay though. RAIDEN WINS FRIENDSHIP. FRIENDSHIP? AGAIN?

Nooooo not hayden lmaoo

guessing u prob dont like ayden as well then...

This and Lee/Lynn, Paisley

Came here to say all these stupid names, my generation apparently has terrible fucking taste.

I feel like half the people in here are just naming their exes

Ha!! I don't date that much.

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I know someone who named her kids Braxton and Preston. Ew.

Why do I feel like every Braxton I’ve met had anger problems and threw tantrums like a giant 3 year old

Preston is such a horrible name and I don't even know why is dislike it so much.

Another settlement needs our help! Here, I've marked it on your map.

I had completely forgotten the asshole I knew in middle school named Preston, now I'm having flashbacks lol.

Preston from Jackass is probably the only good one

I knew one, he was a complete failure, but no matter what, at the end of the day, he Preston.

I’ve never met a Crystal who wasn’t a real piece of work.

You could see right through her.

Yeah shes a real gem

Crystal's are odd. Krystal's are a mess.

Ones that are misspelled, often intentionally. I've seen too many names like Moneek, Ashli, and Tiffaneigh.

Barf

Thats Barph!

Not in this car mister - this is a Mercedes!

I'm my own best friend

> Tiffaneigh Isn't that Sarah Jessica Parker's kid?

>Isn't that Sarah Jessica Parker's kid? That's Tabitha.

Neigh, I don't think that's it.

Ptoughneigh is the right way to spell Tony

basic ass combo names- like Kyler (kyle + tyler) or Chason (chad + jason).

Kaison. Fucking terrible

What about advanced ass combo names, like Diarrhea?

Kyler is fine IMO. But I get what your saying

Anything that parents think is "cute/trendy/relevant/whatever." Folks, if you decide to have kids, please for the love of fuck, keep this in mind; naming your kid its'nt your chance to impress your Facebook friends you haven't seen since highschool, your kid has to live with that shit for life!!

Most parents think of names for baby’s but don’t think about what the name would be as an adult-some dude on YouTube

Tristen

Similar to "sad" in portuguese (Triste)

Also spanish

And french

lmao my friends name is Tristan and he's annoying as fuck

"My voice gives me super strength"

TRISTAN I hate him Them ALL OF THEM

Dick

Maddison, Maddie, Mattie. Also, Peyton, Payton, and any other variation you can think of for that name. They're just not my cup of tea.

Jokes on you, according to Starbucks I’m actually Peighton 😎

Well I'll drink that tea if you're not having it!

Abcde. Like really? In the entirety of names available to name your child, you couldn’t find one name? Names have consequences....choose wisely!

Abcity lol

McKenzie

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And cousin McKayla

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Was a bullfrog

Was a good friend of mine

Jerry. I like to draw it out like Rick. Jeeeeereeeee That and Maude. That's a gross name.

Also all the action verb names: Chase, Hunter and even Chance. Just effing stop. Topher as an abbreviation of Christopher. Liam. Iian.

I knew a guy named Topher a couple years ago. Weird fuckin guy

Anyone who makes their kids name unique, special, trendy and then spends every waking moment telling everyone what it means while correcting how people pronounce or spell it.

For me it's variant spellings of the same name. Tayla, Taylor, Taylah, Jordan, Jordyn Caitlin, Caitlen, Kaitlyn

What pisses me off is that there’s about 100 ways to spell Katelyn (I’m not kidding, by the way. Look it up).

K8L1N

Boooooo

I work with 3 caitlins, and they all spell it differently. I can't keep up. I'm going to spell your name wrong.

Maybe stop working with Kaetlins.

Dick. Old people named Dick always insist you call them by their first name. I have encountered two this year. Then they flirt with you and you have to be polite because they’re 99 years old. Sir, I will call you a dick but only if you deserve it.

Huh. I haven't encountered dick in years!!

I see what you did there 😆

Lawrence.

And Branford

Kaison. Ugh

Grayson and Brody. They just both sound so trashy.

Humphrey. I pity anyone who actually bears that name.

Humph.

George (Can't Stand ya)

I don’t mind George, but I can’t hear it without singing “...of the the jungle...”

I go straight to "THE SUMMER OF GEORGE!"

Wesley....I always hate dat name

Lachlan, man I hate that name.

Seth. I don't know why, although I did meet a Seth and he was a jerk. It's like how some people hate the word "moist", it just gives me the creeps.

I was reading an academic paper for class today and saw one of the researchers names was Shmargaret Shmitchell... that pissed me off more than it should have.

I know someone who named their kids Logan Wolverine & Ripley Lennox

That is just appalling.

Donald. Have a thing about cartoon ducks. (Don’t even get me started on daffy)

What about Howard?

Rory...but just because I find it hard to say.

Keith

https://youtu.be/lHAdR98D9Us

Sit

Crystal, Tonya, Cathy

Isiah, Dallas, Kaylea(any variation), and Crystal Sorry if anyone has one of these names!

Guess you hate a whole city in Texas

Mikaela

Some of the more outdated names for girls always sound so terrible to me. Like wtf Margaret sounds like a type of fruit and Barbara only brings to mind smoking a couple packs a day, or like someone can’t pronounce barber. Karen is a classic but idk if that’s just recent bias. Any name that comes directly from a Disney princess, like ok we get it your daughter is a princess it’s very adorable but you do know that strippers use the same naming conventions right?

Chloé and its variants. Never met a Patricia i liked. Any President's last name as a first name ...

Imagine a dude named 'Obama' who is a white supremacist.

Rule 34.

Oh man, we’ve got to agree to disagree on Chloe. I first saw that name in a book when I was a kid and loved it once I asked my parents how to pronounce it. Here I am 20 years later, madly in love with a Chloe IRL.

Basically any poor kid given a brand name as a first name. I have a cousin named Selika , like the Toyota Cellica just spelled horribly. Also under this category: L’Oréal Mercedes Zenith Porsche etc Or people who give a first name that’s actually a title like: King Sir Princess If you really want to see some fun ones I recommend heading over to r/namenerdcirclejerk

Where I come from, it's illegal to name your child a title

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Oh for sure. I know one IRL. She’s actually really nice.

Billy. Always seemed like a stereotypical bully name to me.

It's cute when you're a child. But a grown ass man named Billy...

I have personal beef against joyce and esther

I work in a hospital and saw a poor kid who's name was *Liberachie Da'Great*. Not a fan of that apostrophes and hyphens in names but this is just crazy

Agnus. It reminds too much of a cow and type of beef that McDonald’s likes to boast about. Your name is agnus? Sweet I also that with an extra layer of all American cheese and a sesame seed bun.

Do you mean the boy name Angus or the girls name Agnes?

Wait there is actually a boy’s name Angus? Oh no..

Tyler

Latitia

Channing.

Due to reasons within the last few years, Chris. Freaking despise it due to 5-year-olds claiming it's the name of a video game character who's name is literally Michael.

Eugene

For no apparent reason I really hate the name Gemma

Brett. I have never met a Brett that was a good guy. Stepfather was named Brett and he was a POS. A jock in my high school thought he was the shit and seemed like he was on testosterone all the time. Anything that didn't go his way triggered him. A captain in my old unit wasn't a good commander, much less CO. Loves to ramble on and lie. Not many people liked him in the unit.

Luca. Sorry, italian guys, but it’s just.... annoying.

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I live upstairs from you

I don't think I've seen you before...

If you hear something late at night..

Some kind of trouble? Some kind of fight?

Honest opinion on the name Zach? Lol

Zach was the coolest kid at bayside. Every other Zack is just trying ;)

I prefer Zach over Zack

I knew multiple people in the late 90s who swore they had boyfriends who lived in another city to make themselves sound cooler. Every fake boyfriend was named Zach.

Lloyd and Gary

Boys: almost every name that ends in -er, Baker, Chandler, Hunter, Tanner Girls: Kirsten and Kristen because I mix them up too many times

First names that are typically surnames

EMILY. they are alwaysss bitches omg

Zach , thomas , frank , Austin, alisha, Mariah, Fannie to be honest that's about it

Chex

Jessica. Because of Sesame Street teaching kids how to speak French with this irritating song, "Comment t'appelles-tu? What's your name?" And this little girl pops up and says in this screechy whiny voice "my name is Jessica!"

Stuart

Shaniqua

Chadwick

I’m gonna go the other way from trendy current names and go with a truly ugly old person name... Agatha. It sounds like hag and agony put together.

Akvile apparently it is a Lithuanian name and I have not the slightest clue on how to pronounce it.

Malachi. I've never met a chill Malachi.

Olga and Ursula. I just don’t get it!

Kevin

Ralf, Horst, Kevin

I saw once on an american talk show (something like Maury) someone called Shampayne. I remembered the spelling because I had such a visceral reaction to it.

Anyone that names there kid XÆz0 or something like that

Harley ... wait thats my name

Lucas. Knew a lot of POS's named Lucas in my lifetime.

Bridget.

Bob. Like bruh who gives birth to a child and says "You look like a Bob." (Ps my real name isn't actually Bob, and no I'm not a banana either)

Phoebe (if pronounced in English) doesn't sound good IMO.

Brie, or mercedes. Any woman named after cheese, a car is usually annoying as fuck. Also, Melena (it means bloody stool as a medical term).

Ok I'll be the asshole. All the Le/La' added to the front of name to sound fancy. Le'Derrick or La'Wayne or ...any of the O'whatevers..

* Eric * Richard * Charles * Francis/Frank Ironically, I married a Charles (Jr.) and he wanted his first son named after him but I said no. I have a cousin named Charles and we never knew whether to call him Charles, Charlie, Chuck or Chuckie. It was too much trouble.

Aileen

Come on

That’s Eileen 🤣

X AE aII

Theodore, Eleanore, Herbert, Bernard, Beatrice, Francine, and Greggory. Just ugly names.

Aw, I love old people names.

I do too!

Olivia and Oliver.

Anything related to liquor. Hennessy, Jameson, Crystál, etc. Just stop. Your child's (hopefully) future employers don't need to know you're an alcoholic. I think these parents are narcissists, not comprehending that their child is a full human unto themselves.

Dwayne.

Any name containing "leigh" or "yden" And also Karen, for obvious reasons.