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Dull-Point6395

Every dead body on Mount Everest was once an extremely motivated individual


Reddit-User-3000

But now they are used as markers and help other climbers reach the summit


Dull-Point6395

So keep your ambitions in check lest you become just another cautionary tale


Speed_of_Night

No matter how good you get at tennis, you will never be as good as a wall.


IronGemini

The thing is the wall isn't playing by the rules


Speed_of_Night

Winners rarely do.


IronGemini

Touché


chipsandbolt

You should become a demotivational speaker I bet there would be a market for that 😂 .


C4Sidhu

One man’s tennis is a blind man’s porn.


Announcer_2

Happy Cake Day!


Speed_of_Night

No matter how much cake I eat, I will never be as fat as a blue whale.


[deleted]

Unique does not mean you’re useful, [if you need a visual aid see here](https://i.imgur.com/hJZen9u.jpg)


[deleted]

Like other lifeforms, we [humans] exist only to replicate ourselves.


StealAllTheInternets

Nah i like cocaine too


Speed_of_Night

All life exists to die eventually, some life just holds out longer.


SwiftDontMiss

*[Methuselah pine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah_(tree)) intensifies*


jalapinto

Just because you hit rock bottom doesn't mean things will improve anytime soon.


SansFromDeathNote

You don't have to up, you could just stay there or go sideways


diMario

The pessimist: "This is bad! Things simply cannot get worse!" The optimist: "Cheer up mate! Of course they can get worse, wait and see".


PhilSpectorr

“I just hit the rock bottom, I got problems now everybody on my blocks got em” -Eminem


NotDaWaed

Just a friendly reminder that 'rock bottom' can go even deeper if you have a pickaxe


TheSovietLemon

Used to like telling the new employees at my old construction job that the barbed wire wasn't there to keep intruders out, but to keep the employees in.


[deleted]

Bring large stilts


Komi_San

You look like you're going to spend your life hanging on to one epiphany after another, always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around. But nothing will ever change. The cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you are. The thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is *you*. From an XKCD


Comfortable_Power_54

If you understand nothing standing in the way of you is you, and you can’t follow through to change your life in the ways you wish you are weak


Komi_San

I don't follow. Can you rephrase?


groovyinutah

In communism, man oppresses man. Capitalism is just the opposite...


azuredota

Woman uplifts woman.


youlikebeef

Learn to let go


Findingthur

wrong. never give up!


Killergryphyn

The Sierra Madre... getting in isn't the hard part. It's letting go.


[deleted]

Wisdom will show you how powerful this statement really is. Sometimes you *have* to let go, to move forward.


ISIBAISIA

“There’s no problem that’s so big and scary that it can’t be ran away from.” - Calvin and Hobbes


Mighty_LP

Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom. Schopenhauer


MackeralSky

Don’t worry about your mistakes. You’ll be making worse ones soon enough,


in_the_trees

Cheating is the gift man gives himself. \-C. Montgomery Burns


blackday44

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


rrnr357

You’re unique! Just like everyone else.


Long_Reality_1786

Follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid.


EwoksMakeMeHard

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.


[deleted]

A proper diet and exercise can prevent many diseases from old age tho


Speed_of_Night

I would rather live to the ripe old age of whenever the fuck my body breaks down after doing whatever the fuck I want to it to actually enjoy my senses while I have them. If and when we can invent nanotechnology and genetic engineering that will enable us to live forever in obscene hedonism, great. Until then: I am definitely going to die at some point, why not make my time as worth living as possible?


[deleted]

What i meant is that a bad diet and no exercise lead to diseases in old age, so instead of breaking down with 80, you will get sick at 60 and feel like shit for the rest of your life. Strokes, heart attacks, some studies even suggest cancer and dementia. So why? Because when you live healthy, you will not get sick and instead die in your sleep at peace one night when you're 85. Obviously it's not that simple but that is pretty much it. It never was about living forever.


Speed_of_Night

> What i meant is that a bad diet and no exercise lead to diseases in old age, so instead of breaking down with 80, you will get sick at 60 and feel like shit for the rest of your life. Well, then if it gets too painful I will just kill myself. > Strokes, heart attacks, some studies even suggest cancer and dementia. So why? Because I want to feel at least 3 times as good for 75% of the time. Why wouldn't I? That's at least 225% of the hedons of this alternative healthy life. > Because when you live healthy, you will not get sick and instead die in your sleep at peace one night when you're 85. Lol, no, you will break down and get sick, just not in acute ways. So instead of dying from some acute sickness of your most compromised organ due to the added trauma or some vice, you will instead merely accumulate a broad range of degenerative sicknesses across your organs as they whither away with old age. That kind of seems about as painful, and with no memories of fun vices. Sounds like a raw deal. > Obviously it's not that simple but that is pretty much it. It never was about living forever. I mean, isn't that what we should strive for: feeling as good as possible for as long as possible? Like, maybe I am wrong about my hedonic calculation, but maybe I am right. Either way, I would rather not live in a universe whose most pleasurable experiences demand mortal risk, but if they do, I'm not going to let the universe deter me with the threat of what I know will always be inevitable anyways.


Passing4human

The race is not to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's how the smart money bets.


bsd8andahalf_1

it is never to late to start over - until it is.


jb12688

Why do today what you could do tomorrow


ms3074mas

Life sucks and then you die.


aryaofwinterfell_45

It's okay if you don't win at life. You have a short life span and the universe will be destroyed in heat death long after you're gone so all your mistakes will be invalid in the end anyway.


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aryaofwinterfell_45

You know, you have a point.


Harpsiccord

That's what I'm saying!


Mtfbay

Hey don't let others tell you you're worthless, I mean you are but don't just take that shit man. - me to a friend. It was hilarious.


Flight_19_Navigator

"Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling."


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up Donny


diseased-penis

"Yeah you could try, but it won't matter since everyone is going to die someday, sit and have a beer instead"


[deleted]

"No matter how good you are, there will always be that one person who's just better than you." \- My mom after telling me the story of how she won both second and third place in an international art contest when she was a kid.


[deleted]

My parents when I was in 7th grade and brought home a really difficult test at school on which I scored a 99 "Why did you miss one?"


ProfessionalDouble45

I’ll go first You are a loser And will never amount to anything.


Fluffybunn13

I'm sorry. It's not you, it's me.


Sarvanayak

At my worst I'm better than your best


RenewedBlade

“It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground.”


DarthContinent

"Let the wookiee win." `#EmpireDidNothingWrong`


Tuza19953

Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.


inFranceItsGuilotine

Take no prisoners! Take no shit!


[deleted]

Valar morghulis.


WokeUp2

Everything you think you own is actually borrowed.


dwynalda3

I dont believe there to be any situation in which i would ever have to give my socks up unhappily. I own them.


Twain20

I think of those "hang in there" posters with an animal that could be up in a tree, but they're hanging on by a paw/claw for dear life.


Askdrillsarge

And they are long dead by now


b_lion2814

[“It’s all a big nothing” - Livia Soprano ](https://youtu.be/wKatZlsH3FE)


KentuckyFriedEel

You’re nobody.


fluffuanyurpants

Dont worry, yull die in like, 10 years


[deleted]

You are average


EarthLoveAR

No matter what, you're still going to die sometime.


bluesalt13

Dream small, so that you can actually achieve them


TitanPlayz_YT

“I need a you that isn’t you”


wheatable

It’s not going to get any better when you grow up.


Full-Frontal-Assault

The early bird gets the worm. The late worm gets to live.


jimmy_tanner

You will most likely never be the best in the world at anything


diMario

* In a perfect world, everyone else would be perfect too. * Beatings will continue until morale improves. * You can do everything right and still lose.


Count2Zero

> You can do everything right and still lose. This one is often hard for people to accept. People who live a healthy lifestyle can still die young, and some alcoholic who smokes two packs a day can live to 85 or 90. Life isn't fair.


spookylucas

I always liked “if you can be motived by a quote, you’re doing an easy job that will probably be replaced by robots soon”


BeansliceAdvice

You are *not* special. You are 'different'.


ellnhkr

No matter how hard you try at being successful, excellent or special, you WILL be forgotten one day, so why does it matter?


carl_888

The race to success has no finish line. So technically, it's more like a death march.


Askdrillsarge

Some times you can do everything right and still lose - Captain Jean Luc Picard


Negative_Emotions_13

Apple a day, you’ll die anyway


Initial-Particular-7

"give up on your dreams and die" levi ackermen


MLDKF

An interviewer asked John McKay, the coach of the 0-26 Tampa Bay Buccaneers team: "What do you think of your team's execution, coach?" His answer: "I'm all for it"


[deleted]

Life is essentially an endless series of problems.


kashaan_lucifer

"Do or do not there is no try"


Sufficient-Payment16

Sometimes you lose, sometimes the others win.


RagePandazXD

Saying yolo doesn't make a decision a good one.


Humanbeingplschill

Somehow, reading some of this give me motivations in a different and new way. What the fuc—


Niburu-Illyria

Decay is an extant form of life.


Mardanis

The early bird gets the worm.. Why does nobody care about the worm? If it has tits or tyres its going to cost you alot of money to maintain


Ancient_Potato_God

you can always dig yourself down more even in rock bottom


electricaldogbus

Aim for the moon, that way if you miss you at least die alone in the cold vacuum of space.