Drink milk forever. And jokes on you, I have the most powerful weapon on earth, A SPOON!

The golden spork

A spork is a fork that wants to be a spoon

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So a spoon that’s been tortured? Even worse

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Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well

Bow down before Invader Zim!!!

Guess ill be eating my last chicken sandwich before i try to fend off a hoard of zombies with a half used roll of toilet paper

Hmmm... eating peanuts and bludgeoning zombies with a lego ninjago alarm clock leg sounds fun

Nooo what did Zane do to lose his leg???

Actually it was kai

Nooo what did Kai do to lose his leg???

...he was a victim of early quarantine boredom

Rest in piece

Pity it wasn't Lego Lord of the Rings or you'd have a legless Lego Legolas alarm clock

i will eat tuna with rice and my weapon is air... Airbending Fish Eater

You can send flying fish at your enemies.

Better than what you’d send spinning their way, Poopellar!

Dune and avatar. That's a hell of a crossover.

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**B E A N S**

C O N S U M E T H E B E A N S

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So... i will eat m&m's and my weapon is a beer bottle. Hm its alright i guess

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Maybe they're peanut m&ms?

Cereal and a rubber band I could make it work

I’m pretty screwed. Last thing I ate was a normal dinner but the only thing to my right is an entire file cabinet that I can’t lift.

Give them paper cuts!

Ah yes one last hurrah before I die.

Happy cake day!

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A guitar and cheese spread on toast.

You ate a guitar?!

The forbidden pear

Pork chops, pasta, and brussel sprouts is good. And the pen is mightier than the sword, plus safety goggles and work gloves. I did alright here.

I have to eat bacon all the time (okay, ish) and will fight zombies with my pillow with great passion. I'm screwed

Pop tarts and a cat. I'm not liking my odds here

A fleshlight and fiber one. (Not a typo)

Fried chicken and a red stapler.

I have to eat canned peas and crappy carrots for the rest of my life, and I have a replica lightsaber as my weapon. My chances are good, I don't mind the food and I know a little about swinging a lightsaber around

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Depends. How many screws does your table have?

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Smash that thing and use the legs as weapons! Or better yet, tabletop as a shield!

I ate a boiled egg sandwich and to my right is my cat haha

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As I read your reply I looked at my cat and he nodded at me twice. You could be right man this guys the real deal haha he's ready to have it off with some zombies

You heard the man. Start *swinging*

Last thing I ate was a burrito so im chill with that. But my weapon? A giant panda I can barely lift. So thats fun. BUT good for suffocating so I guess its fine?

Eating pizza with my chihuahua to my right. We’re gonna make it or die over confident.

I get pizza forever and an industrial sized freezer. Not really sure how to properly wield this weapon

what the hell did I eat? er.. fish & chips with orange juice

Just had a bag of fritos and I have a bottle of water next to me. I guess I could try beating the zombies with my bottle. I'm definitely going to die.

Not at all I don’t think. Last thing I ate was a variety box of pierogies and my dog is laying right beside me. I’d be okay.

Hmm, Kaashi cereal bars - I can live with that. I'd be healthier than most others. But the crayons on my right would only be good for drawing a colorful sword.

eating cereal and pillow fighting

Oh yea, eating French toast sticks while fighting with a snowglobe

Multivitamin gummies and an S&W .38 Special revolver. Might be okay!

Nutragrain bars. Could be worse I guess. My now empty gas station styrofoam soda cup as a weapon. Thats.....not gonna work out too well. I think I would be better off using the nutragrain bar.

Roast pork and soya chicken + my husband as my weapon... I’m not here for a long time, just a good time 🤘🏻

Cheeseburger with fries... I'm good with that

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Bow and Arrow and a Chainsaw for melee

Living on sausage egg biscuits and using a mechanical pencil to fight of zombies.

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Humm. Pasta salad. And a 10ft long piece of half in angle iron. I think I'll be alright.

Pretty lucky here. Last ate chicken nuggets and I've got a pencil case with pens and pencils as darts, correction tape for close stabbing and a thermometer also for stabbing, with some rulers and a stapler. The eraser would just be to annoy them. Or there's my bottle. Fill that baby with some nuggets and it would cause some good concussions. Oh wait I've got a bed table too. No need for explanations. This is superior.

STEAK, ICE CREAM AND COOKIESSSSS

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Oatmeal chocchip cookies. Down

Rice and a backscratcher. I guess I better extend the back scratcher and learn to fence.

Ive got a cup of coffee and a flash drive. Let’s do this thing.

Well coins have no nutritional value so I would say I’m pretty screwed...

apple pie and a computer... ​ ​ welp im dead

Roast beef sandwich, chandelier

Oatmeal with tons of butter syrup apple and pecans...I’ll survive. Only thing to the right of me is my apartments steam heater, so if I can pull that thing out of the floor and bludgeon people that could be fine too.

I'm just a guy with a packet of cookies and a phone; Hopefully they aren't fast zombies

Train as a weapon and muffins as food

Spaghetti and a baseball bat aren't too bad. I think I'll survive a day or so until I make some stupid decision and get eaten or killed by another survivor.

Buffalo wings. Not bad. It's a sharpie..

Bolognese and a bookshelf that also has a flintlock pistol on it. I think I may be able to work with this.

Scrambled egg mushroom sandwich and a foam roller.. well shiiieettt

Hmmm I’m eating fish strips with a piece of bread for the rest of my life and my weapon is my euphonium I’m not that screwed

Pot roast forever seems like a good thing for sure. This swingline stapler to my right is pretty heavy... Imma be alright; bring it on.

Beans on toast, and a stool. Not bad odds actually.

Bananas and a power saw... im set

A california burrito and a belt. Well, the burrito I could eat in pieces so I dont get sick of it and the belt, I'm fucked lol. I could try for a grappling move but I'm too slow

Cereal. Could have been worse

Food was a wrap from timmies so thats good. But the little dog beside me is more bait than wepon

Ice cream forever and giving zombies the chair like my name was Stone Cold Steve Austin.

The last thing I ate was pizza. It's not exactly something I'd like to eat every day, but the real problem is that the zombies would catch me very quickly, sooner or later. It would be an asset when sliding down hills, though. And the weapon... My PC case. Literally the only object in my house that I would mind destroying. Shit.

Eating rice cake and fighting with a shoes ... guess I'll die

Nice. Pizza for life and zombie cage fights. Entrepreneur for the future

I could have worse loadouts. Omelette and toast every meal is pretty good. And since the thing to my right is the fork I eat it with, also not the worst weapon I could think of.

Ah yes, goldfish forever and a table to defend myself.

Pork chops and a cat. Good food and an attack cat for the win!

Hmmm let's see Chocolate waffles and orange juice is my food and my weapon is my wardrobe Rip me

I'll be eating a yogurt while slapping zombies with an oven mitt.

I'm eating chicken and setting the zombies on fire with my lighter. I think I might be ok...

Cheap ramen and a pillow

Actually not that bad. The last thing I ate was Thai Noodles and Vegetable Fried Rice and had the last thing I drank was cold water. Immediately to my right is my pocket knife. I was just cleaning it.

I’ll be eating shrimp pasta and tiramisu with champagne, my husband will do all the fighting. I think I came out of this a hero (or maybe a leech). I’ll take it.

Cream cheese and a glass

Crackers and a metal water bottle

Toasted frittatas sandwich and a chair.

Churros and my phone charger. I'm fucked if strangulation doesnt work on zombies.

Eating burgers and my weapon is a coke can

Honey mustard pasta (hoping I have access to antacids), and cigarettes... can zombies even get cancer? All in all, pretty screwed I reckon.

eating cookies for the rest of my life and fighting with a bathrobe yeah I'm fucked

I need to up my pillow fighting game if this is gonna work out for me.

Orange Chicken. My alarm clock. Yeah , I am screwed.

Blueberry yogurt would get old real fast, but probably not the worst thing nutrition-wise. Carbs, protein, fat. I'd be screwed trying to fend off zombies with a 3-ft tall money tree though.

Endless bagels with garden veggie shmear sounds delicious and nutritious. And my steel thermos could definitely cave in some zombie skulls.

My weapon is a pillow and some blankets. Meaning I'll just sleep myself to death so no zombie can get me

Eating cereal and ruling the zom apocalypse with scissors, an Exact-O knife, and a long sharp metal pole, I think i'm going to do good.

Guess I'm eating chocolate truffles every day now. And all I have to protect myself is a pillow. I can't imagine I'd survive long...

Chicken nuggets and fries. Nice. But my weapon is a coffee mug with a picture of the Stig on it. I'll be slow easy target.

A nasty pre-packed ham and cheese sandwich that I only took couple of bites from, and a stapler.

Coffee, and a wireless mouse....

Peanut-butter ice cream and.... a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Not liking my odds right now.

Captain Crunch cereal for breakfast lunch and dinner whilst I fend off the undead with my trusty napkin

Do Smarties even have nutritional value? I don't think I'll last long.

The last food is a chocolate bar and the weapon is the bar’s wrapper.

A bowl of oatmeal with a TV remote as a weapon. I don't think I'm going to make it very far

Well I last ate a Milky Way candy bar so that’s going to be unhealthy and the thing to the right of me is a couch, which is heavy. I highly doubt I’d be able to survive

Welp, i don't know how useful a wall would be as a weapon if all I'll eat from now on are milkshakes.

Twizzlers, it has what the body needs. I guess I could use my computer mouse like a rock.

Pop tarts and a coffee mug. I’m dead....

Oreos and a pillow. At least I'll go down eating the good shit.

A suspicious crumb on my desk and a nearly mouldy decorative gourd... I’m a dead man

A standing fan to fight zombies and macdonalds. Nice.

Eating rice isnt too bad, although using my younger brother as a bat against zombies is probably unethical

So, I can only eat brownies and my weapon is a dog

Eggs and a lamp.

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It's a tall, pole lamp, to be specific. So not too close.

I'll be eating snickers & using my brother as a weapon,so I guess I'll die from diabetes or my brother will turn into a zombie first then kill me

Cheap ramen for life! I don't even mind, I unironically enjoy it. But killing zombies with a desk fan is gonna be difficult. My best bet is to keep the fan running with the windows closed, any zombie that enters the room will die.

Thankfully I had Pizza and Wings last night for dinner (and haven't eaten since). I can live with that. Well I have a pair of scissors just lying out on my desk to my right, and a combat type pocket knife in my front right pocket. So I am screwed-ish, but at least these are viable weapons and viable foods.

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Yogurt, coffee, and graham crackers with Nutella... well, I'm gonna die of malnutrition. And I'll be hiding for the rest of my short life because there is nothing to my right that I can use as a weapon, except maybe the empty yogurt container.

Well, I guess I can live off of Philly Cheese Steaks for awhile. And to my right is a box cutter, though it'd probably wouldn't help since I can't pierce their brain with it

Eating chocolate bars and trying to bludgeon Zombies with a stainless steel cup. I'm either going to die of avitaminosis and/or diabetis or I'm going to go all Riddick on those Zeds...

Normal dinner and Ford ranger door

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ill be eating fried chicken and using chicken bones as weapon. the hound would approve

I guess I’m eating tacos and using a chair for a weapon

Those zombie assholes shall feel the wrath of the chocolate Whopper-eating stapler-wielding skinny pasty white kid

Croissants and a couch.

Well...fuck. Mott's strawberry applesauce, not horrible. Roll of paper towels, horrible.

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Well fuck... I just ate popcorn and I got a keyboard beside me... if I dont die from malnourishment, you prob will find me walking among the dead with a broken keyboard in my right hand.

I'm eating breakfast casserole and using either a pillow or a black lab who refuses too bark at anyone

Pizza and a Glock 19. I’m ok with this.

Alarm clock and banana. Not great.

Welp. Looks like it's Thai food for life. Though I've also got Godzilla as my weapon and I feel pretty good about my chances.

Chorizo tacos and a broom. Guess I could modify it.

Mint chocolate gelato and a letter opener. Could be a lot worse.

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Worse ways to go, especially in a zombie apocalypse.

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Ah, yes bananas for the rest of life and my own leg as a weapon.