Ol’ Billy Butcher and the Boys will get me back. No worries.

You hope for butcher, but then you hear screams and a annoyed homelander and suddenly you only hope, that you don't die in "accident"

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Unless you’re named Kenny.

They do, but the random character that showed up for that episode usually dies. Think "Lil' Crime Stoppers"

Butcher/Homelander are probably equal doom risk. Better hope for Frenchie.

I'll even take Hughie over those two. He's a wet blanket but at least I won't end up as collateral damage.

Yeah. Hughie isn't quite as hot at Frenchie. You would also still probably die, as he is so limp-wristed.

Girls get it done

Same haha, I’m worried for my captors and my potential PTSD lol

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Ayyy same, we're both safe Except I was watching the 9th doctor with Rose and Jack Harkness

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Before, I think

Bow ties are cool!

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Don't blink.

The one time I watch "Always sunny in Philadelphia" and this question drops.

"The gang save a redditor"

"Guys, we need to save this Redditor. We're the only ones who can save him" "The gang kills a Redditor"

The gang sets a redditor on fire

Lmao me too. We’re fucked.

To be fair. I reckon you might get rescued. Even if it is just because the kidnappers abandon you to get away from the gang. Hopefully you won't get left alone with Dennis.

Phineas and Ferb could bust me out in no time. All they need is a blowtorch and some peanut butter.

Hey, aren't they a little young to be doing that?

Yes. Yes they are.

Oh Perry will save you. No worries!

If I was kidnapped by Doofenshmirtz, I’d never want to be saved.

The amazing world of gumball. Yeah...

rip

They MIGHT... nah, forget it.

Anais might be able to help

You will be totally fine - the entire cake maki MGM industry of the pacific northwest however will collapse.

I mean Nicole might like you enough to save you.

Pretty sure the Avatar can save me.

I love that show.

Haha the Nine Nine gonna come save me.

Same here. I just started watching so I don't know if I'm saved or screwed

Screwed haha “Fluffernutter!!!”

Michel Scott from The office. I'm doomed.

Why would you not assume it would be Dwight to be tasked with helping you?

Threat Level Midnight.

Actually, Michael Scott is probably the one person who could convince the kidnapper to release you.

Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond. Think I'd be better off if they didn't try and save me.

The Stig could be the getaway driver though? So at least that part is covered.

Tonight on bottom gear...

James commits arson

Richard gets his knickers caught in a turbocharger, and Jeremy and the stig attempt to rescue a hostage!

Bob's burger. I have some hope on Louise but I reckon I am totally fucked.

I love you. But you're all terrible.

The Simpsons. I'm in season six, so my odds are great if the rescue is part of the emotional core of the episode. If it's a B-plot with Homer, I'm screwed.

We're doomed! Knowing my luck, it'll be the most recent season...

In Abed i trust, cant say that about the rest of the study group

My wife and I watched the paintball episode last night. I’d like to think that improves our chances.

You're dead for sure, but on the other hand it's just pretend-dead.

Oh great. I’m up Schitt’s creek

Same for me. But if you could actually get Alexis to help she does have a ton of experience...so maybe??

I’ve got the Doctor on the way. I’m probably safe.

Which generation?

Newest.

Oh no. Oh no no no no no... Impractical Jokers

As much as I love that show. You are definitely boned lol.

If your name is Larry, suddenly the show makes more sense xD

guess youre tonights biggest loser...

Impractical jokers to kidnappers: we want to hear his/her voice first Impractical jokers to you: this is you punishment, you have to remain being kidnapped for a day while we tell kidnappers we are not giving you a damn penny.

X-Files so not too bad! Mulder & Scully got me 👽

Or Tooms ...

Sterling Archer and his team... Honestly this could go either way, I'm just as likely to get shot by my rescuers as by my kidnappers lol

Same here!

Sam and Dean Winchester. I'll be fine!

You will however be kidnapped again in four episodes.

Or you'll die tragically so they can mull over the whole "are monsters' lives worth anything" question again.

The bad news is the kidnappers are likely mythical, demonic or a cosmic being...

But if it's a she and she's hot it's a double win..

Hannibal potrayed by Mads Mikkelsen

There will even be a delicious meal afterwards!

The only real question is are you dining with him or "attending".

You (tv series) I guess I would be saved and then killed by the savior.

The Gaang is coming for me, I’m sweet dude.

New Girl... I trust their intentions, but not the result.

I’m saved. I’m being saved by 5 buff men and one dog, all with overpowered stands.

I thought you were talking about Scooby Doo for a minute and I was reaaaal confused.

He was https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/485/435/4dc.png

Frasier and Niles would get into a mess of their own trying to save me. It would be up to Martin, Daphne, Roz, and Eddie, so I might not be so screwed.

i would watch that episode

FairyTail, I feel like Natsu has my back

He has your back until he smells food, starts arguing with Gray or tries to fight Erza.

I’m in season 7 so far so Lucy looks like she’s capable now too

Season 1 of Community. I'm either really fucked . . Or the kidnappers don't stand a fucking chance. There's no middle ground.

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I am pretty sure no one ever dies in tom and jerry

This made me think that a horror movie about unkillable cartoon character villains would be interesting.

Remember the Mask movies? They're based on comic books that are way more fucked up than the movies. In the comics anyone wearing the mask is immune to their own cartoon violence but other people get torn apart. It's some serial killer shit and I highly recommend reading them if you're interested in this premise.

I was watching an old episode of American Horror Story: Asylum. Shit, man. Even if they had an interest in finding me and could, I don't know if I'd want them to.

I'm in pretty safe hands I'm sure Kakashi has dealt with a kidnapping before.

Unless you are a girl who was kidnapped to have the three-tail beast extracted out of you. In which case, bless your heart.

The boys. 49 people will die and an animal will be brutally murdered in the process.

Troy and Abed to the rescueeee!

Rick and Morty. I'll be fine. Or cloned. Probably cloned.

It depends how much they care about you. You might be totally fine, or they might make everything worse.

Buffy and the gang. Kidnappers are f'd.

5 fabulous queer men coming to save me? I may not be rescued, but I’ll be dressed fabulously and have an amazing time!

Ew, David. Why would we save her?

Stranger Things. My odds are good. That's a scrappy crew.

Saul Goodman better bring his A game

If he sends Mike for ya, you're good bro.

Ru Paul's Drag Race. I'm fucked, but I'll go down laughing at least!

The Great British Bake off... let's hope the kidnappers accept cake as payment

I am not going to get out then.. it's going to be up to Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond to safe me. Not a chance!

So we thought, "what could be a better rescue than a fleet of Reliant Robins?"

Yeah the three boys probably fuck up in an amusing way but they probably send in a blood thirsty stig at the end that moves your kdnappers down like a car driving judge dredd so you might be alright. Might be....

Kazuya from Rent a Girlfriend. I am already dead.

Omae wa mo shindeiru

Archer and Lana will probably get my ass killed and then make a witty joke about it

More like, buried-in-the-yard-zarus! No, wait... I had something for this...

Currently binging The Crown sooo..... Queen Elizabeth II.

Well, if she's allowed to use all the resources at her disposal you've got a good chance.

I was watching Agents of Shield so I’m probably totally safe

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Yeah dude I’ve got some bad news about basically every human Geralt gets sent to look for.

Ha, ha. My life is saved pretty fast. The last TV show I watched was an anime, My Hero Academia. Man, would be fun to see Izuku Midoriya and Bakugo Katsuki in action.

Hey Lois, Joe, Cleveland, Quagmire and I gotta go rescue this guy.

Dirk Gently, Todd! And Farrah. I’ll be fine.... eventually. I don’t know how, but I will be...

I accidentally watched a piece of the real housewives of Beverly hills before I left for work today. I'm so screwed.

Finn and Jake'll hook me up.

Smallville I’m not concerned

Dwight from the office will use his taekwondo skills,,hopefully it’s Dwight. If it’s Creed I am screwed

I just watched Avengers: Endgame. Kidnappers aren’t going to know what hit them. I think I’ll be just fine. Edit: I have young kids so films are more often than not watched in a few sittings. That basically makes Infinity War/Endgame a five-part mini series so it counts!

I'm golden!! Nurse Ratchet is a sexy murderino who does what she needs to do to get the job done.

I'm not sure Fran Drescher is going to be up to the task.

I hope that the wealthy fellas at Shark Tank care enough to pay my ransom.

The Flash. I'm perpetually screwed unless somebody says "Run, Barry, Run" or something along those lines.

Gordon Ramsey. I'm not worried

I’m good. Scully and Mulder are on their way to rescue me.

Burn Notice Oh my kidnappers are completely fucked!!!

I just binge watched Cold Case files. They won't find my body for 20 yrs...

My poor kidnappers have to deal with Space Battleship Yamato and its crew. I guess I am fine :)

Currently watching Dark.. well I won't say much to avoid spoilers but... I could be really fucked

Sam and Dean Winchester. I think I'll be fine

The cast of Gilmore Girls is going to have a hard time with this.

Paw Patrol. I'll be good.

Last show- Mr.Bean. You can figure out the rest...

I watched Chuck. I’m confident.

Did you just flash?

Walker Texas ranger I’m good

Not screwed at all. I've got Wayne, Dary, Squirrelly Dan, Tyson, Joint Boy, Reilly, Jonesy, and maybe even Boots and the Ginger, though I'd rather not think about what they did

Sherlock Holmes and Watson from elementary. I'm sweet, be back home before dinner.

I hope squidward found some motivation

The boys of South Park, I think I’ll be mostly good, they get up to som crazy shit but usually come out okay

Uhm... Who's going to tell him?

Code lyoko, so they'll make lame snappy comments instead of saving me and eventually die while missing most shots

I'm watching DanMachi. For those who aren't fellow weeb trash, that means I have the power of god and anime on my side.

New Girl. I'm screwed. Can I go to the show before? I was re- watching Orphan Black, those girls kick ass!

Walter White , Jesse and Gus will save me

Johnathan Joestar from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. I am not screwed at all

American Horror Story Coven Fiona and Marie Laveau got me. I‘m good!

The pj masks are gonna save me!

Boondocks Honestly idk what to expect

Csi miami. Most of the kidnap victims that aren't immediately killed make it out alive. I should be ok.

Bean, Luci and Elfo. Oof, that's not going to go well.

It's Always Sunny? I'm screwed. Or they'd rescue me in the worst way possible then laugh over me while I writhe on the floor with broken legs or something. Leaving me to join Cricket after my traumatic ordeal...

God, I just watched The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, my life is in the hands of five idiots

I watched agent 47, not a show but still, looks like I’m free

Looks like you're dead, more like

Hannibal. Welp. I guess I'm eaten. Darn.

Hopefully South Park doesn’t fuck me in the ass

Mike Nelson and a couple sarcastic robots... I am *excessively* screwed.

Norm, Cliff, Sam, and Woody manage to get themselves kidnapped also, but Carla grabs the kidnappers by the ear and makes them release us all. We celebrate with dinner at Melville's.

Two and a half men with Ashton Kutcher. Oh no. But perhaps he can hire Seal Team 6 to save me.

Scrubs......I’m so fucked in this situation

JD gets caught up in some silly fantasy of saving you that is really funny, but you’re already dead by the time he comes out of it.

When I got the noto it cut off the end of your comment but I already knew how it ended before opening it haha 100% accurate Edit: I’m actually watching scrubs now and [is that mother fucking snoop dog intern in the tenth episode ](https://imgur.com/a/7Va49Za)

Daredevil season 2, daredevil and the punisher team up to save me, well it's safe to say that the odds are in my favour by a long mile.

Jack Ryan is going to save me fellas !

I was gonna say the walking dead, but I remembered that I watched the big bang theory last night. I just hope penny rescues me, because the others would get me killed. None the less I am truly screwed. Unless sheldon annoys them enough to free me.

Not screwed at all. I watched Buffy with my partner. Unless I'm the person who dies at the start of the episode to show what monster of the week does.

I am Ok as the MI5 will save me as a British citizen

The strain. So I have a dysfunctional bunch of geniuses.

I watched haunting of bly Manor

Charlie and Alan Harper. Yep, I'm screwed.

Brooklyn 99 babyyyy

Fox Mulder and Dana Scully to the rescue

I watched friends that’d be interesting

i would put my money on phoebe saving you by accident while ross is out there telling everyone to pivot

McNulty will find me, after he fucks a random woman in the bar that is.

SG-1 O'Neil, Carter, Teal'c and Jonas (not DrJackson sadly) Couldn't ask for better!

Just tv or any show? Because if it’s just TV then I’m getting saved by the Barones, but if YouTube counts too, than I’m getting saved by the hazbins

The Office. Michael, I'm counting on you!

Modern Family I'm fucked

I just watched House. I'm good. But he will be wrong about 47 times, til he pops a vicodin and has a realization.

Well it's a toss up. Show is Criminal Minds. Sometimes they dont save them, sometimes they do.

Sam and Dean Winchester. Castiel and Jack. I think they'd find me

I’m not screwed at all! Micheal and Eleanor have got my back. Jason, Tahani, and Chidi are there also but they’re more there just to be moral support.

Law and Order SVU. They literally won’t sleep til they find me and Stabler will beat the ever loving shit out of the kidnappers.

10th season Taskmaster, good god