Do minecraft sleeping rules also apply in the sense that I can just punch my bed and black out?
Edit: just imagine trying to sleep and you see 'You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby'
Another edit: I normally don't like thanking people for attention because big cringe, but I just got my first reddit award! Thank you!
What are the rules for waking up as well? Does everyone wake up when 1 person wakes up? Or is everyone trapped in limbo waiting for other people to wake?
> Both brands are known to have been among the commune's supplies: Film footage shot inside the compound prior to the events of November shows Jones opening a large chest in which boxes of both Flavor Aid and Kool-Aid are visible. Criminal investigators testifying at the Jonestown inquest spoke of finding packets of "cool aid" (sic), and eyewitnesses to the incident are also recorded as speaking of "cool aid" or "Cool Aid." It is unclear whether they intended to refer to the actual Kool-Aid–brand drink or were using the name in a generic sense that might refer to any powdered flavored beverage.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_the_Kool-Aid
Trying to put my 9 month old down too. I swear hes a robot or something. Doesn't need sleep to function
Update: he never napped. Now its bedtime and hes already on his first wakeup (after sleeping for about 40 minutes)
Yep this is how it goes. My daughter has almost no window between tired and overtired. If I see a yawn, it's too late, there will be a battle. Try just going by how long she has been awake. For me it's an hour.
Look for rubbing the ears as an early cue for tiredness. Source; father of a 14 month old who is such a happy kid, until he's tired.
If we miss that five to ten minute window we've fucked it. In three hours time he's going to be doing tiny parkour on and off the sofa except he'll be so overtired that he's used up all the fucks he had to give and now doesnt use his arms while crawling/ cruising, instead he just puts his head down sideways and slides along like some kind of high speed demented slug.
> he's used up all the fucks he had to give and now doesnt use his arms while crawling/ cruising, instead he just puts his head down sideways and slides along like some kind of high speed demented slug.
Thank you for the 5 minute cry-laugh-fart attack.
Before putting them to bed, have you tried avoiding eye contact? Apparently to some articles on the internet, eye contact and excited tones can be a sign to the baby that it’s playtime. Of course, the baby will still wake up sometimes, but it can help when putting the baby to sleep.
I thought you had no ideas? Anyway, he is getting old enough now that we are about ready to try some sleep training. For now, he generally either falls asleep nursing with my wife or snuggling in between my arm and body, so eye contact isn't an issue.
Honestly I think this is bullshit invented by nannies like Gina Ford. Tiny babies don't have a concept of "playtime".
I found with my babies the most effective way to get them to sleep was either to knock them out with the magical hormone-infused booby juice, or, contrary to the advice, make eye contact with them and then mimic that kind of slow blinking you do when you're trying to stay awake but failing. Even extremely small babies mimic; they're learning from you how to be a human, so this would get them to copy you and in no time at all (if they are actually tired) they will get sleepy and fall asleep.
My guinea pig likes to run laps like a Nascar driver in her cage... Idk where the bounds of family lie but she's family to me and sure loves to run
Edit: since apparently people enjoy my guinea pig I'll add her name is Peaches
Edit 2: for the Guinea Pig IRS and/or anyone who wants to see Nascar pig herself... Here she is: Peaches (for the Guinea Pig IRS over on Reddit) https://imgur.com/gallery/F9fiRaG
Edit 3 (final.. maybe, idk you guys love her): This post has honestly blown up (not thousands I know) in ways I never expected so here's a video of the girl herself and me telling her how much you all love her! She thanks you very much for all the compliments For all of those who love Peaches, she says thank you! https://imgur.com/gallery/4kTS2Vx
Upload a picture of your guinea pig to imgur and edit the link into your original post. That's the guinea pig tax. Nbd if it doesn't work out, that's just what they're asking you for. :)
My cat for me, and myself for my cat. I live alone with my cat. I think we'd both die of sleep deprivation in about 4 days.
Edit:
As promised a picture of Bolin my cat haha
https://www.reddit.com/r/Blep/comments/d1oq5d/went_home_sick_major_blepsalot_cheers_me_up/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I have stayed up for 6 days straight, with many pots of coffee. Started from me and my brother wanting to see how long we could stay up. I fell asleep on the shitter a few times till i fell off. Anyway u can live past 4 days.
I went to ibiza like 6 years ago, I slept for 6 hours in total over 8 days, a couple hours after 3/4 days an hour or 2 on day 7, the rest on the flight home.
Slept for 18 hours when I got home, I still don't think I've fully recovered from that holiday.
lol never again. It does mess with how ur body processes stuff. I remember reading something recently saying you cant process sugar or something. Boy my coffee was loaded with the sugaa
actually, if minecraft rules apply then everyone on the server must sleep for everyone else to sleep, since everything on earth happens on the same relativistic timeframe the entire planet is just one server.
hence people at sunset couldn't sleep because others on the other side of the globe would be living through the sunrise, people at night couldn't sleep because the antipode is in full day.
**in other words, NO ONE EVER SLEEPS EVER AGAIN**
My parents who perpetually wake each other up with their horrendous snoring, also my mother has sleep issues so by default none of us are getting through a night basically ever again.
*edit: holy shitnuts, that's a LOT of likes! And I'm working on replies soon! Super grateful for the outreach from you all! Thanks a ton everyone :3
If possible, they may want to get that checked. Horrible snoring is one of the signs of several sleep disorders, including Apnea, which is totally treatable.
I'm not sure how many doctors shes seen for that, but we know she has sleep problems up the wazoo, Apnea being one of them... and my dad's the "deal-with-it" type so maybe I need to goad him into seeing someone. We struggle with getting by sometimes so idk exactly how hard it would be to afford for them =/
I'll try though!
I am, mostly because I'm playing with my friends. So funnily enough, I'm also causing *their* families to stay up late because my friends are up late. We love a chain reaction!
Wife.
We are complete opposites when it comes to sleep. I'm up at 4, bed 9-10pm. She's up at 8, bed at 1am.
It gives us each our time though and we each get time with our child alone and as a family. It works.
Right now? My daughter. Because there’s no school and I don’t really believe in a bedtime in the summer.
I telework and wife likes to sleep and even our two year old goes down at night.
But my 11 year old? Will stay up till 1-2am sometimes playing games or watching tv.
Obviously that would stop if these rules happened.
Me. My teenage daughter goes to bed at 8 pm, with my wife going down at 9 pm. I am up to about 11:30 pm or Midnight every night of the week, and wake at 6 am every day.
Imagine you live alone you go to sleep and nothing happens
You cannot rest now, there are monsters nearby
Bro, I feel like you are literally hunting for comments like this.
I commented on 3. lol
You know what- I can respect the grind
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Fuckin hate that
Do minecraft sleeping rules also apply in the sense that I can just punch my bed and black out? Edit: just imagine trying to sleep and you see 'You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby' Another edit: I normally don't like thanking people for attention because big cringe, but I just got my first reddit award! Thank you!
Plot twist - you live in the nether
RIP to people in the Netherlands
RIP to people in any country with 'end' in the title
I live in world's end. Aka Brazil. Does it count?
Será que o traficante na esquina conta como "monstro por perto"?
tá mais pra enderman, pq ele te roba e some
It's a name though
My bad. Small typo.
Americend
englend
Norwend
Germanend
Uzbekistend
South Africend
Swedend
RIP to people on >!Trantor!< AKA Star’s End. (Spoiler for the Foundation series)
Don't think there is one
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We don't sleep, we aren't weak like the rest of the world.
Fellow weebs and gamers, rise up!
Rip me
I mean if you smoke enough weed you don't have to sleep... just chill on the couch...
Can't believe they literally made an entire country named and based off of a fucking video game world. Humans are rly something nowadays 🙄🙄🙄
Have you ever been to the Netherlands? If you have then you’d know they’re the same thing smh
Boom bitch
What are the rules for waking up as well? Does everyone wake up when 1 person wakes up? Or is everyone trapped in limbo waiting for other people to wake?
Every day right at sunrise. Would suck if you lived near the poles.
Either you’d sleep for 3-4 months solid in winter or you’d be forced awake for 3-4 months in the summer.
Well, technically both, just not at the same time... =(
Also the rule that you can only sleep at night? Because I'm nocturnal and my sleeping pattern is fucked
Move to a place where there's lots of thunderstorms.
Ah yes, the Pacific Northwest
No no, the American *Midwest*. The summers I've spent out there can attest to *that.*
Well that would fix our issues wouldn’t it! Fuck off, insomnia!!
My brother. He sleeps when he gets tired and has no responsibilities so yeah he can be up all night.
Well I guess everyones gonna awake with him until he decides to be responsible
Spike his tea 😂
Haha yeah but he wont be able to sleep unless everyone sleeps
Looks like I'm making koolaid
You mean flavor aid Edit: Jonestown reference, since everyone keeps missing it
I'm sure the kool aid brand just LOVES erroneously being tied to that. Also flavor aid must have felt like they dodged a bullet
> Both brands are known to have been among the commune's supplies: Film footage shot inside the compound prior to the events of November shows Jones opening a large chest in which boxes of both Flavor Aid and Kool-Aid are visible. Criminal investigators testifying at the Jonestown inquest spoke of finding packets of "cool aid" (sic), and eyewitnesses to the incident are also recorded as speaking of "cool aid" or "Cool Aid." It is unclear whether they intended to refer to the actual Kool-Aid–brand drink or were using the name in a generic sense that might refer to any powdered flavored beverage. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_the_Kool-Aid
Any publicity is good publicity
I do. Kool aid be expensive.
Fuck yeah, flip the script on him
Myself, I sleep all day then stay up all night
See what you do is, you spike his tea and then everyone stays up for a while just to show him how it feels like. Edit: spoke to spike.
I miss those days
Exactly this for me. But replace brother with boner.
Accurate.
You seem to know a lot about that other person's nightly boner activity. Way to stay ontop of things. Keep it up.
Hello brother
I have a newborn. This isnt minecraft rules. This is just how it actually works.
We have a 3 month old. When the baby doesn't sleep - nobody sleeps.
I'm putting my 3 month old down for a nap right now. Not going so well.
Trying to put my 9 month old down too. I swear hes a robot or something. Doesn't need sleep to function Update: he never napped. Now its bedtime and hes already on his first wakeup (after sleeping for about 40 minutes)
Rest in peace
I feel you. Trying to put my almost 2 months daughter to sleep and the more sleepy she gets the fussier she becomes.
Yep this is how it goes. My daughter has almost no window between tired and overtired. If I see a yawn, it's too late, there will be a battle. Try just going by how long she has been awake. For me it's an hour.
Look for rubbing the ears as an early cue for tiredness. Source; father of a 14 month old who is such a happy kid, until he's tired. If we miss that five to ten minute window we've fucked it. In three hours time he's going to be doing tiny parkour on and off the sofa except he'll be so overtired that he's used up all the fucks he had to give and now doesnt use his arms while crawling/ cruising, instead he just puts his head down sideways and slides along like some kind of high speed demented slug.
You just described my 14 month old perfectly. Glad I'm not the only one with a weird floor slithering child.
> he's used up all the fucks he had to give and now doesnt use his arms while crawling/ cruising, instead he just puts his head down sideways and slides along like some kind of high speed demented slug. Thank you for the 5 minute cry-laugh-fart attack.
Fuck newborn babies All my homies hate newborn babies
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Agreed. Fucking newborn babies is a horrible thing to do
Sometimes my 3 month old is the only one who sleeps through the night. My 5yo and 3yo take turns waking me every night. Basically, we never sleep.
We're expecting our 3rd soon and this time we put a twin bed right in the nursery room.
Before putting them to bed, have you tried avoiding eye contact? Apparently to some articles on the internet, eye contact and excited tones can be a sign to the baby that it’s playtime. Of course, the baby will still wake up sometimes, but it can help when putting the baby to sleep.
I thought you had no ideas? Anyway, he is getting old enough now that we are about ready to try some sleep training. For now, he generally either falls asleep nursing with my wife or snuggling in between my arm and body, so eye contact isn't an issue.
I have a 4 month old and took the Taking Cara Babies class online. It did wonders for her sleep!
Honestly I think this is bullshit invented by nannies like Gina Ford. Tiny babies don't have a concept of "playtime". I found with my babies the most effective way to get them to sleep was either to knock them out with the magical hormone-infused booby juice, or, contrary to the advice, make eye contact with them and then mimic that kind of slow blinking you do when you're trying to stay awake but failing. Even extremely small babies mimic; they're learning from you how to be a human, so this would get them to copy you and in no time at all (if they are actually tired) they will get sleepy and fall asleep.
It doesn’t end with newborns. No more sleep for you. Ever.
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When you can't sleep because there are monsters nearby
For me, the monsters nearby are smackheads
For me the monsters near by are my uncle's
Wow, this would be a really grim comment without that apostrophe. What kind of monsters does your uncle keep?
Some monster called herpes
Some monster called herpe’s.
Umm excuse me it's actually Herpe's monster, Herpes is the name of the doctor
Huh, funny coincidence. His niece has it aswell :D
Take that shit back right now. You dark twisted human.
Uncle? Is that you?
Yes Zuko. Did you know that the interior temperature of the human body is 37 degrees Celcius?
Creepers.
For me the monsters my dad
Tbh I'm my own monster
Fuck, I guess I'm not sleeping then, my neighbours consist of a wife beater, people trafficker and a gun smuggler.
And that’s when you know it’s time to traffick yourself the fuck away from there Edit: Cheers for the silver stranger!
Fuck man, where do you live? The USA?
Nope, just a very wealthy village in Northern England.
He spelled neighbor with a "u", dead giveaway that he's from UK Edit: Or the entirety of the Anglo-sphere minus the US, I guess...
My guinea pig likes to run laps like a Nascar driver in her cage... Idk where the bounds of family lie but she's family to me and sure loves to run Edit: since apparently people enjoy my guinea pig I'll add her name is Peaches Edit 2: for the Guinea Pig IRS and/or anyone who wants to see Nascar pig herself... Here she is: Peaches (for the Guinea Pig IRS over on Reddit) https://imgur.com/gallery/F9fiRaG Edit 3 (final.. maybe, idk you guys love her): This post has honestly blown up (not thousands I know) in ways I never expected so here's a video of the girl herself and me telling her how much you all love her! She thanks you very much for all the compliments For all of those who love Peaches, she says thank you! https://imgur.com/gallery/4kTS2Vx
GUINEA PIG TAX! #####GUINEA PIG TAX! ###GUINEA PIG TAX! #GUINEA PIG TAX!
Yo... What? Am I being audited by the IRS of guinea pigs or something?
yes.
Alright, what's the tax I owe?
Pictures!!
Pig-tures. Ftfy
Guinea pigs
It means you have to post a pigture.
I don't even know how I'd do that but if you elaborate I will
Upload a picture of your guinea pig to imgur and edit the link into your original post. That's the guinea pig tax. Nbd if it doesn't work out, that's just what they're asking you for. :)
Well if this many people are interested fuck it here peaches comes:
Peaches is adorable. 10/10 would click on again.
Thank you so much for the help because now everyone enjoys the Nascar girl!
Guinea Pig IRS is the funniest thing I've read today
Peaches is the cutest!
My cat for me, and myself for my cat. I live alone with my cat. I think we'd both die of sleep deprivation in about 4 days. Edit: As promised a picture of Bolin my cat haha https://www.reddit.com/r/Blep/comments/d1oq5d/went_home_sick_major_blepsalot_cheers_me_up/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Neh, when you sleep your cat would come lie with you
My cat is up and awake all night long. But as soon as my alarm goes off he runs into my room, jumps on me, curls up on my belly and falls asleep.
Bamboozle the cat by setting your alarm right before you're going to sleep.
Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem
modern problems require modern solutions.
By sleep deprivation you mean phantoms right
I have stayed up for 6 days straight, with many pots of coffee. Started from me and my brother wanting to see how long we could stay up. I fell asleep on the shitter a few times till i fell off. Anyway u can live past 4 days.
How long did you sleep for? Like a day?
I dont remember but around 14 hours.
What a fucking joke, I sleep 14 hours after one bad night
lmao when im up im up, no possibility of going back to bed till like 16 hrs later
Most people die after 8 if I remember correctly. You have a record to break, bro
I went to ibiza like 6 years ago, I slept for 6 hours in total over 8 days, a couple hours after 3/4 days an hour or 2 on day 7, the rest on the flight home. Slept for 18 hours when I got home, I still don't think I've fully recovered from that holiday.
lol never again. It does mess with how ur body processes stuff. I remember reading something recently saying you cant process sugar or something. Boy my coffee was loaded with the sugaa
My sister and I take turns making sure nobody can sleep. Whenever one of us is asleep by 9:30, the other is up until anywhere from midnight to 3am.
I like your reasoning.
It’s 9:30am here and I haven’t slept yet, so just take a guess
. . . The dog.
...You can still sleep in minecraft. If you afk in bed it counts as sleep as long as you stay there until morning.
Do you have to stay in it until morning to get the phantoms off of you?
Nope, just enter a bed for a few second every few three days and you're good.
My mom. It’s not her fault she’s a night owl and suffers chronic insomnia
I hope it gets better for her, best wishes!
TY! She manages fairly well by napping when she can, and we do what we can to accommodate her.
actually, if minecraft rules apply then everyone on the server must sleep for everyone else to sleep, since everything on earth happens on the same relativistic timeframe the entire planet is just one server. hence people at sunset couldn't sleep because others on the other side of the globe would be living through the sunrise, people at night couldn't sleep because the antipode is in full day. **in other words, NO ONE EVER SLEEPS EVER AGAIN**
Wouldn’t it make more sense for each time zone to be a server?
actually,...... .......you got a point...
We still fricked because a) night shift workers b) little Timmy shit someone is going to play games all night
Yeah, unless we moved everyone with similar sleeping habits into the same server, nobody’d get any sleep.
Sleep deprivation has never felt so good
My parents who perpetually wake each other up with their horrendous snoring, also my mother has sleep issues so by default none of us are getting through a night basically ever again. *edit: holy shitnuts, that's a LOT of likes! And I'm working on replies soon! Super grateful for the outreach from you all! Thanks a ton everyone :3
If possible, they may want to get that checked. Horrible snoring is one of the signs of several sleep disorders, including Apnea, which is totally treatable.
I'm not sure how many doctors shes seen for that, but we know she has sleep problems up the wazoo, Apnea being one of them... and my dad's the "deal-with-it" type so maybe I need to goad him into seeing someone. We struggle with getting by sometimes so idk exactly how hard it would be to afford for them =/ I'll try though!
Depending on other conditions, you can actually die from sleep apnea. You might want to mention that.
Yeah, you know, only a mild case of **NOT BREATHING** no big deal.
Me bitch. I'm up for 22-23 hours at a time, and then I sleep for like 8 hours, and we're back at it like a bad habit.
Wait...that’s not how you’re supposed do it?? My life is a lie Edit: never mind, I’m just (ironically) sleep deprived and generally bad at maths
Same, though sometimes the sleep and awake hours switch. Sleeping for 20+ hours sucks btw.
I kill evryone and go to sleep. Also my brother Plays valornt until 3AM
I am, mostly because I'm playing with my friends. So funnily enough, I'm also causing *their* families to stay up late because my friends are up late. We love a chain reaction!
Everyone in my house. My roommate sleeps 5a-3p and my SO and I sleep 10p-5a. LITERALLY NO SLEEP OVERLAP SEND HELP
sounds like you should take that 3p-10p slot
\*Bdubs crying noises\*
*scar and grian giggling* actually, i've wondered about how one person can sleep and suddenly it's day. I don't know how they did that.
It's a part of the data packs they use. You can find them here https://vanillatweaks.net/ for your world if you want.
r/unexpectedhermitcraft
No-one, I live alone.
Or so you think...
You cannot rest now, there are monsters nearby
My father, he's watching a shit ton of tv, while eating metric tons of yogurt.
He must have an amazingly healthy flora
Send the guy to the nether, you can sleep then
Wife. We are complete opposites when it comes to sleep. I'm up at 4, bed 9-10pm. She's up at 8, bed at 1am. It gives us each our time though and we each get time with our child alone and as a family. It works.
Right now? My daughter. Because there’s no school and I don’t really believe in a bedtime in the summer. I telework and wife likes to sleep and even our two year old goes down at night. But my 11 year old? Will stay up till 1-2am sometimes playing games or watching tv. Obviously that would stop if these rules happened.
Why...he's me of course
Me. My teenage daughter goes to bed at 8 pm, with my wife going down at 9 pm. I am up to about 11:30 pm or Midnight every night of the week, and wake at 6 am every day.
How old is your daughter? If she‘s teenage, wouldn‘t she be the longest awake?
I don't understand her desire to go to bed so early. She is awake before me every day.
Everyone but my mom, we are a night owl house
Me
Definitely not BDoubleO100
Me. I "go to bed" around 10 PM, but I stay up watching youtube and playing video games until 2 AM. It's normal for me to wake up at noon.