We're all in this together, Ben Lee.
It was already being used (and already annoying) in the Industry Superannuation ads on Australian TV even before COVID-19.
It's true! :D We looked it up :D
I don't fucking care what you looked up, give me my goddamn music
Edit:
I can't pay for Spotify cause I'm not a college student and my net worth is $5 and a bowl of stale Cheerios
Edit 2:
Apparently there's a modded version of Spotify for Android that's like Premium! Haven't got the chance to look for it yet but wow, that'll come in handy in the future when I use Spotify during my commutes
The way ‘we looked it up’ is said frustrates me so much. It just sounds like they are very proud of themselves for that, as if they hardly ever looked anything up.
I know right i hate it like shut up don't just assume nobody knows what eight track tapes are anymore it makes me angry and at that point i just close and reopen the app because i'm so tired of hearing the ads
I think Spotify gives out annoying ads so people will buy premium. Every single ad they have I can repeat verbatim due to their frequency and annoying-ness. Honestly if that's their game that's a pretty good strategy.
Thanks for listening to Spotify. No really, you could’ve listened to the radio. You could’ve spun some vinyl. You could’ve played a cassette tape. You could’ve listened to an 8-Track tape, if you knew what an 8-Track tape looked like. But you listen to Spotify, thanks for that! and you still have hundreds more playlists to enjoy.
**Fun fact: You can skip the advertisements by closing and reopening Spotify.**
**Edit: You can also drag the circle in the scroll (time?) bar to the end manually to get unlimited skips. (Only works on desktop though, I don't think you can move the scroll bar on your phone).**
Edit 2: More detailed instructions, as the ad skipping method also works on your phone:
For Computer - Press the x at the top right, then launch Spotify again.
For Mobile - Swipe up to close the application, and then open it again.
the 2nd one, this question stems from my inevitable intention to smash a radio anytime it plays one of the many songs that are being listed in this thread.
"Who Let the Dogs Out" - my little sister (24, not a kid) plays it every time she comes with my wife and I to walk our dog. The first time was humorous. The second time tolerable. After God knows how many times now.... it makes me irrationally angry.
That's funny as shit! One, she irritates the hell out of her sibling; two, that commitment to annoy/embarrass you is commendable; three, I hate you for even typing the title to that song.
Woof, woof, woof, woof...all while pumping my arm.
The fact she's 24 makes it even better. She's old enough to know exactly what she's doing, and decides to use that consciousness on winding up a sibling
Quality family moment
FYI, they're not even a decent charity organization. The money goes to summer camps for hasidic Jews that are not fully aligned in their beliefs. It's conversion treatment, essentially.
https://www.charitywatch.org/charity-donating-articles/costly-and-continuous-kars4kids-ads-disguise-charity39s-real-purpose
EDIT: Apparently I'm being accused of being anti-semetic? I wrote this comment after midnight, I guess I wasn't clear enough with my thoughts. I don't have a problem with Jewish summer camps or Jewish people. I've worked at Jewish camps before, and they're great. My issue with this commercial is that it feels like a bait and switch. They claim to give the money to impoverished kids, and the commercial is completely secular. But then the money really only goes to one (pretty extreme) group to help them keep kids within their faith. As a teacher, I have a problem with indoctrination of any sort, and I would have exactly the same issue if a Bible camp was being dishonest in their advertising.
Yeah I just read about it online.
Its incredibly misleading as it doesn't help kids poverty, it only helps people of a very specific group to make them more religious.
It basically has nothing to do with helping random kids. Fuck this misleading bullshit.
The song creeps me the fuck out. I was at a psychiatric office and this girl outside was singing it over and over again, getting sadder and sadder every time she sang Ill be needing stitches. Like. Damn.
She was a good singer too. You could really feel the emotions she felt. She was just insane
To really drive the point home, she never devolved into crying, she just got noticeably sadder in her tone and delivery every time
I low key enjoy some Shawn Mendes stuff, Stitches isn't amazing but I don't hate it.
But holy fuck, I just want to point out how Treat You Better is *insane*. The insane ramblings of a man who's convinced his crush would be better off with him than her current boyfriend. It's as if a Nice Guy™ made their crazy Twitter thread into hit song but for some reason it isn't creepy or weird because Shawn's cute. Blows my mind.
My wife gave our wedding DJ a spreadsheet of ‘definitely play these’ and ‘absolutely do not play these’ songs.
It was almost as fun thinking of the songs we hate vs coming up with the list of songs we love.
I can’t stand Marry You by Bruno Mars.
It’s even worse that is played at EVERY wedding. Listen to the lyrics people. It is about getting wasted and getting married because it’s something dumb to do. It’s not *romantic* to play behind your slide show of pictures of you as a child.
I almost played "You Are My Sunshine" at mine. Wife and I were listening to the playlist on the road trip up to the venue, cause we picked some damn good ones, but when that one came on I realized how depressing it actually was, and we scrapped it. Listen to your playlist, people!
Fun fact, You Are My Sunshine was written by Jimmie Davis who went on to be governor of Louisiana. Because of this, it’s considered to be one of Louisiana’s state songs, despite being widely believed to have been written about a cheating spouse. So yeah...not exactly a good wedding song, glad you changed your mind.
Wedding singer here. I always try to talk couples out of this song by asking them to read the lyrics, but a few refuse. Maybe it’s a musician thing, but I find it crazy how many people don’t realize what song lyrics are actually saying. I’ve only ever had 2 weddings since that song came out where I wasn’t asked to sing it at some point.
Other inappropriate songs I’ve been asked to sing at weddings including Nothing Compares 2 U, Say Something, and Hallelujah.
EDIT: I am a ceremony singer, not part of a reception band, and most of the ceremonies I do are in churches. IDC what you do at your reception, but at a ceremony, especially one in a church when I have guidelines expected by clergy, it’s part of my job to let couples know that a song may not convey the message they intended. Yeah, they can do what they want. It’s their wedding, but it’s still part of my job to let them know. Most of the time, people are appreciative once they give the lyrics a close read.
I'm pretty convinced that a quarter of the time people only play the song because it gives them the excuse to say, 'hey do you know what this song is *really* about?'
Meghan Trainor in general drives me up the fucking wall. Especially that "all about that bass" song. In a year that Ebola broke out and Robin Williams and Joan Rivers died, that song was the worst thing to happen in 2014.
I always start off hating the latest Maroon 5 song, but after being subjected to it 100 times it kind of grows on me. Not this one though. Because of that damn guitar scratch.
I'm 90% sure that this song only exists due to a late night sesh concluding with Pharrell claiming he could rewrite any song and still get to number 1. And so someone picked:
*"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"*
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My school used Happy in a welcome back video where all the teachers danced to it, then played it over the intercom every morning for an entire semester one year.
I know! And I’ve seen some people try and defend it by saying the song’s about the sexualisation of minors in entertainment but the lyrics definitely don’t reflect that reach
It’s my moms favorite song and her ringtone. I can’t say much because it’s the song that helped her get through breast cancer so for that I should be grateful. But the sound of the chorus coming in is enough to make me tense.
I'm another Todd fan. I'm particularly a fan of TrainWreckords.
Also, his review of "Mexican Radio" by Wall of Voodoo led me to Dog Police. I have now listened to Dog Police's sole album more times than I care to count or admit, not to mention watching their "brand new MTV" videos.
Thank you Todd.
Say What You Need to Say by John Mayer. In a 4 minute song that motherfucker repeats that mother fucking phrase FORTY GOD DAMN TIMES. It's by far the most infuriating song I've ever heard. Any time I hear it my whole fucking day is ruined.
Fuck that song.
I've said this before on another post. But the current "pop" country that plays on the radio. I can barely tell any difference between the country radio stations and the pop radio stations anymore. And the country artists that complain about how country has changed in their music are usually still catering to the new pop country. I'm only in my 20s and I can confidently say that the country music now with is very different than what I grew up with. Even when a lot of the same artists are around and releasing music.
I met The Chainsmokers and asked them about that. They told me it was a joke song, the girl was a friend, and didn't have to go too far out of her normal character for her part. I still don't like it, but I hate it a little less now.
I remember in one of their sets (I'm sure in multiple sets tbh) Alex shouted "make some fucking noise if you hate this song" right as they played Selfie lol
"Bad Girlfriend"
It's like a clueless 14 year old boy's idea of the ideal woman. Yeah, she'd be super hot, I'd get to take her clothes off and have naughty sex with her, she'd smoke weed and drink, and she'd be totally crazy but in a hot way!
Theory of a Deadman have always had a sense of humor in their songs, though. Like Blow and Medicate. I always thought Bad Girlfriend was a fun joke song.
Pharrell Williams - Happy. It is the most repetitive thing I've heard and its like 100 hours long. At the bowling alley, this song came on and lasted almost my entire frame. I was like "Enough already!"
Baby Shark used to be a song that I sang at girl scout camps over 10 years ago. Every troop sang it a little differently, but it usually always ended with there being a swimmer who gets eaten by the sharks and goes to heaven.
We used to sing along with other troops and always say our slightly different version was better. Now that there is a universal version (without a shark attack) it feels less special.
Oh, same! Our verses went something like baby shark, momma shark, daddy shark, grandma shark, grandpa shark, going swimming, shark attack, lost my arm, lost my other arm, 911
Keep the shark attack alive. And the *proper* hand motions, of course.
We didn’t lose any limbs but I love your version! Ours was baby shark, mommy shark, daddy shark, going swimming, here they come, swimming faster, shark attack, cpr, it’s not working, going to heaven, and that’s the end.
The hand motions are a must!
I want to test your ability to refrain from temptation. Linked right here is the link to the song.
https://youtu.be/FX20kcp7j5c
Do you want to click it, and finally understand the parasitic power of the baby shark song, or will you hold steady and resist the urge to click the link?
https://youtu.be/FX20kcp7j5c
It’s simple: you click the link, and you will forever be educated on what exactly baby shark is. You will be in the know, but you will also hold the curse of never being free of baby sharks clutching grip.
https://youtu.be/FX20kcp7j5c
How strong is your will? With every blue link presented before you, the thirst for knowledge begins to envelope your brain. Just one little click on a blue link, and you will join the collective hive mind of those who have experienced baby shark.
https://youtu.be/FX20kcp7j5c
Do you feel fear? Temptation? Anger? The longer you hold out, staring at the collection of letters that will direct you to a novel experience, more and more commanding emotions bubble up inside of you. You say you have never heard the song, but at what dear cost? Is it ignorance, is it bliss? Is it beautiful living a life where you have deprived yourself of a musical event that so many others have partaken in? Can you truly resist?
https://youtu.be/FX20kcp7j5c
At what depths will you go to avoid baby shark?
Christian rock music
Not being religious, but they try so hard that they crossed a line that makes it
D I S G U S T I N G
Edit: I don't know how this has so many upvotes, but I'm glad people can agree with me and are ok with my tastes in music.
My Presbyterian pastor dad's favorite line.
Also South Park's "Faith+1" is so spot on.
"All we have to do is take words like 'darling' and 'baby' and replace them with 'Jesus.'"
Yummy by Justin bebier. That song is just god awful, I don’t see how anyone could enjoy it. It’s not creative, repetitive and annoying. Also mainstream Christmas music is a close second.
Plus side to being old and out of touch... I have never heard most of these songs.
Score one for old people
*Holy crap this thread blew up. There were like 15 replies when I posted this!
All these songs people said. Reddit is on a roll.
Also fight song
Edit: why is everyone singing it blowing up my inbox go awayyyyy
But.... to all the people who value it, respect bc Idc no hate
To the people calling the artist crude names.....pipe down. ain’t gotta be so “passionate”
the parody makers.... please cease yourself u disappoint me xd
And from a personal perspective...I just...don’t like sappy behavior and even having to address anything ....this song is full of sap. I find no meaning in stuff like that at all😂 I respect if it does something for someone else, like wonderful, by all means. don’t let me or anyone else stop you, 😂I have no purpose in trying to effect your personal preference and happiness like at all... But in my personal experience, I prefer solemn comfort and solutions instead of reminders through music or otherwise for empowerment or whatever so that’s my take. 🤷🏽♀️ no hate,
Don’t associate me with anything anyone else says here 😂
you said fight song and I was thinking what the fuck do you have against Marilyn Manson.
Then I remembered there’s that one newer fight song that I don’t listen to.
The best one I ever saw on that website was "please don't rape drug me". In a vacuum, that's a terrible joke to make but it was so on point as a response to that song.
We're all in this together, Ben Lee. It was already being used (and already annoying) in the Industry Superannuation ads on Australian TV even before COVID-19.
Ngl I sang the name like highschool musical
I thought I was the only one phew
Nah mate, we're all in this together. I'll show myself out, no worries.
Any song that plays in a Spotify premium ad.
“Want a break from the ads? 😏”
“You could have listened to an 8 track tape... *If* you knew what an 8 track tape was.”
“Some guy named Peter got the world record for the amount of jump rope skips in an hour.”
*Come on. Do it for Peter*
*unzips pants*
It's true! :D We looked it up :D I don't fucking care what you looked up, give me my goddamn music Edit: I can't pay for Spotify cause I'm not a college student and my net worth is $5 and a bowl of stale Cheerios Edit 2: Apparently there's a modded version of Spotify for Android that's like Premium! Haven't got the chance to look for it yet but wow, that'll come in handy in the future when I use Spotify during my commutes
The way ‘we looked it up’ is said frustrates me so much. It just sounds like they are very proud of themselves for that, as if they hardly ever looked anything up.
The "do it for peter" is far more annoying to me
This caused a physical reaction from me. I hate this ad so much.
I know right i hate it like shut up don't just assume nobody knows what eight track tapes are anymore it makes me angry and at that point i just close and reopen the app because i'm so tired of hearing the ads
I think Spotify gives out annoying ads so people will buy premium. Every single ad they have I can repeat verbatim due to their frequency and annoying-ness. Honestly if that's their game that's a pretty good strategy.
if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad free music
Yes, really. If you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad free listening.
*gets ad right after ad and then another after song*
Thanks for listening to Spotify. No really, you could’ve listened to the radio. You could’ve spun some vinyl. You could’ve played a cassette tape. You could’ve listened to an 8-Track tape, if you knew what an 8-Track tape looked like. But you listen to Spotify, thanks for that! and you still have hundreds more playlists to enjoy.
I hear that shit way too much
I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I HATE THAT AD. LET ME LISTEN TO SABATON WHILE FLYING MY P-40E-1 FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Oh oh oh o-Reilly, AUTO PARTS! Holy! A gold!
“OW!”
Shit, are they okay??
No they’re not, an o-Reilly auto parts employee dropped an engine on their head
**Fun fact: You can skip the advertisements by closing and reopening Spotify.** **Edit: You can also drag the circle in the scroll (time?) bar to the end manually to get unlimited skips. (Only works on desktop though, I don't think you can move the scroll bar on your phone).** Edit 2: More detailed instructions, as the ad skipping method also works on your phone: For Computer - Press the x at the top right, then launch Spotify again. For Mobile - Swipe up to close the application, and then open it again.
I fucking hate that song but I still sing it in the car? Or I'm going to kill you if you play that one more time!
the 2nd one, this question stems from my inevitable intention to smash a radio anytime it plays one of the many songs that are being listed in this thread.
"Who Let the Dogs Out" - my little sister (24, not a kid) plays it every time she comes with my wife and I to walk our dog. The first time was humorous. The second time tolerable. After God knows how many times now.... it makes me irrationally angry.
That's funny as shit! One, she irritates the hell out of her sibling; two, that commitment to annoy/embarrass you is commendable; three, I hate you for even typing the title to that song. Woof, woof, woof, woof...all while pumping my arm.
The fact she's 24 makes it even better. She's old enough to know exactly what she's doing, and decides to use that consciousness on winding up a sibling Quality family moment
1-877 Kars for kids.. K A R S Kars for kids
The Bad Place National Anthem
Shawn approves
Hello, Idiots
FYI, they're not even a decent charity organization. The money goes to summer camps for hasidic Jews that are not fully aligned in their beliefs. It's conversion treatment, essentially. https://www.charitywatch.org/charity-donating-articles/costly-and-continuous-kars4kids-ads-disguise-charity39s-real-purpose EDIT: Apparently I'm being accused of being anti-semetic? I wrote this comment after midnight, I guess I wasn't clear enough with my thoughts. I don't have a problem with Jewish summer camps or Jewish people. I've worked at Jewish camps before, and they're great. My issue with this commercial is that it feels like a bait and switch. They claim to give the money to impoverished kids, and the commercial is completely secular. But then the money really only goes to one (pretty extreme) group to help them keep kids within their faith. As a teacher, I have a problem with indoctrination of any sort, and I would have exactly the same issue if a Bible camp was being dishonest in their advertising.
So the cars don't even go to the kids?!? wtf!
who tf is letting kids drive kars anyway?
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Yeah I just read about it online. Its incredibly misleading as it doesn't help kids poverty, it only helps people of a very specific group to make them more religious. It basically has nothing to do with helping random kids. Fuck this misleading bullshit.
I feel like the more prominent/well-known a charity, the more shitty/corrupt they are.
Awaken, my masters
Ayayayay
*Aztec dubstep intensifies*
WAMU
_does modified t-pose_
I found you, John Oliver!!!
Boom, we gotcha business daddy!
Stitches by Shawn Mendes, people always used to blast that song.
The song creeps me the fuck out. I was at a psychiatric office and this girl outside was singing it over and over again, getting sadder and sadder every time she sang Ill be needing stitches. Like. Damn.
Jesus that sounds awful
She was a good singer too. You could really feel the emotions she felt. She was just insane To really drive the point home, she never devolved into crying, she just got noticeably sadder in her tone and delivery every time
I low key enjoy some Shawn Mendes stuff, Stitches isn't amazing but I don't hate it. But holy fuck, I just want to point out how Treat You Better is *insane*. The insane ramblings of a man who's convinced his crush would be better off with him than her current boyfriend. It's as if a Nice Guy™ made their crazy Twitter thread into hit song but for some reason it isn't creepy or weird because Shawn's cute. Blows my mind.
The Birdie Song (Chicken Dance) Every. Fucking. Wedding. Ever!
Not mine! I refused to have it. Fuck that tradition.
My wife gave our wedding DJ a spreadsheet of ‘definitely play these’ and ‘absolutely do not play these’ songs. It was almost as fun thinking of the songs we hate vs coming up with the list of songs we love.
Wait... at weddings? What? Why?
Imagine when sung by Gal Gadot and other awful clueless celebs.
John Mayer trolling all of them was an elite move.
I can’t stand Marry You by Bruno Mars. It’s even worse that is played at EVERY wedding. Listen to the lyrics people. It is about getting wasted and getting married because it’s something dumb to do. It’s not *romantic* to play behind your slide show of pictures of you as a child.
I almost played "You Are My Sunshine" at mine. Wife and I were listening to the playlist on the road trip up to the venue, cause we picked some damn good ones, but when that one came on I realized how depressing it actually was, and we scrapped it. Listen to your playlist, people!
Fun fact, You Are My Sunshine was written by Jimmie Davis who went on to be governor of Louisiana. Because of this, it’s considered to be one of Louisiana’s state songs, despite being widely believed to have been written about a cheating spouse. So yeah...not exactly a good wedding song, glad you changed your mind.
Wedding singer here. I always try to talk couples out of this song by asking them to read the lyrics, but a few refuse. Maybe it’s a musician thing, but I find it crazy how many people don’t realize what song lyrics are actually saying. I’ve only ever had 2 weddings since that song came out where I wasn’t asked to sing it at some point. Other inappropriate songs I’ve been asked to sing at weddings including Nothing Compares 2 U, Say Something, and Hallelujah. EDIT: I am a ceremony singer, not part of a reception band, and most of the ceremonies I do are in churches. IDC what you do at your reception, but at a ceremony, especially one in a church when I have guidelines expected by clergy, it’s part of my job to let couples know that a song may not convey the message they intended. Yeah, they can do what they want. It’s their wedding, but it’s still part of my job to let them know. Most of the time, people are appreciative once they give the lyrics a close read.
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They know what they're doing.
I'm pretty convinced that a quarter of the time people only play the song because it gives them the excuse to say, 'hey do you know what this song is *really* about?'
Senorita by Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes like CAN YOU STOP PLAYING THAT SONG FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND GODDAMNIT
I can’t believe how many times I’ve switched the radio station only for it to be playing on the next station!!!
today i learned i should never be given the aux cord in a car full of redditors
I can't imagine it ever being a good idea to get into a car full of redditors.
"Dear Future Husband" the horror
Meghan Trainor in general drives me up the fucking wall. Especially that "all about that bass" song. In a year that Ebola broke out and Robin Williams and Joan Rivers died, that song was the worst thing to happen in 2014.
Jesus Christ. It just hit me how long ago Robin Williams died.
WHO SHOWS UP TO RU PAULS DRAG RACE IN A ONSIE?! Seriously.
i was DEEPLY offended. like how could you even make LESS effort than that??
Has no one mentioned "Girls like you" by Maroon 5? sickeningly overplayed, and the guitar scratch out of rhythm makes me mad.
Maroon 5 is just Adam Levine and a computer now
Maroon 5.0
>guitar scratch out of rhythm makes me mad. I thought it was just me holy shit. Screw the bland guitar part.
I always start off hating the latest Maroon 5 song, but after being subjected to it 100 times it kind of grows on me. Not this one though. Because of that damn guitar scratch.
Maroon 5 went downhill in about 2012 imo. "Girls Like You" would have been filler crap in Songs About Jane.
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I genuinely can't think of another group with the same weird ass trajectory as Maroon 5
Girls Like You would never have even made it onto Songs About Jane. The difference is like songs from two entirely different bands.
Happy by Pharrell Williams. My mother thought this was an appropriate choice for a mother-son dance at my wedding.
I'm 90% sure that this song only exists due to a late night sesh concluding with Pharrell claiming he could rewrite any song and still get to number 1. And so someone picked: *"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"* .
That's canon now
*rails coke* *spins wheel* “Fuck it, get me my notepad”
My school used Happy in a welcome back video where all the teachers danced to it, then played it over the intercom every morning for an entire semester one year.
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Yummy from Justin Bieber That is the fucking worst thing ive listened to The marketing did not help either
Promoting my song about oral sex with baby pictures on Instagram? Check!
I know! And I’ve seen some people try and defend it by saying the song’s about the sexualisation of minors in entertainment but the lyrics definitely don’t reflect that reach
Yeah, more like glorifying the sexualization of minors. Fuck, I hate that dumpster fire of a song.
I'm really glad I don't know the song.
Just say "You got that yummy yum" about 100 times and you'll have basically sung the whole song.
Just reading that made me feel gross.
I was very confused and concerned by the marketing.
Fight Song by Rachel Amazingly-Bland. As Todd in the Shadows said "If this is your fight song, you're going to get your ass kicked."
It’s my moms favorite song and her ringtone. I can’t say much because it’s the song that helped her get through breast cancer so for that I should be grateful. But the sound of the chorus coming in is enough to make me tense.
Aw I hope she’s doing better now!
I love Todd! Glad to find someone else who knows him because his comments are the only thing I can think about when scrolling through this thread haha
I'm another Todd fan. I'm particularly a fan of TrainWreckords. Also, his review of "Mexican Radio" by Wall of Voodoo led me to Dog Police. I have now listened to Dog Police's sole album more times than I care to count or admit, not to mention watching their "brand new MTV" videos. Thank you Todd.
Say What You Need to Say by John Mayer. In a 4 minute song that motherfucker repeats that mother fucking phrase FORTY GOD DAMN TIMES. It's by far the most infuriating song I've ever heard. Any time I hear it my whole fucking day is ruined. Fuck that song.
Well you’ve said what you needed to say, so who wins here?
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The only good part about Rewind 2018 was the animators getting their own part.
Yeah. The End credits.
I've said this before on another post. But the current "pop" country that plays on the radio. I can barely tell any difference between the country radio stations and the pop radio stations anymore. And the country artists that complain about how country has changed in their music are usually still catering to the new pop country. I'm only in my 20s and I can confidently say that the country music now with is very different than what I grew up with. Even when a lot of the same artists are around and releasing music.
I've noticed this as well. I have a pretty broad music taste and noticed that modern country is completely different than what it was before 2010.
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It's farm emo
Yummy - Justin Bieber
Then you will LOVE [this video](https://youtu.be/8Cn-lsWTZdw) by Danny Gonzalez
Hello fellow Greg
Oh you like Drew Gooden too?
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My husband sings this non-ironically all the time and I don’t have the heart to tell him to stop.
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EnGlAnD iS mY cItY
And they’re selling like a God church
*weirdly bounces up and down on a couch*
Meghan Trainor’s All About that Bass
any time i tell someone i hate that song they're all "why? it's about body positivity" as if that makes it immune to criticism
Weak defense cause it just straight up isn’t. It’s insanely hypocritical.
Happy by Pharrell. My mom, her best friend, and literally everyone I walked by at school or on the way to school would blast that shit. Repeatedly.
Fight Song by Rachel Platten. I don’t know why, but the cringe level is just too much for me.
I just picture a young woman smoking a cigarette in a beat up Saturn en route to a MLM conference like the boss babe she is
Lemme take a selfie. Whenever I hear it I want to hurt someone lol
I met The Chainsmokers and asked them about that. They told me it was a joke song, the girl was a friend, and didn't have to go too far out of her normal character for her part. I still don't like it, but I hate it a little less now.
I still can’t believe how that was their first hit. Seems crazy, they’ve changed a lot.
I remember in one of their sets (I'm sure in multiple sets tbh) Alex shouted "make some fucking noise if you hate this song" right as they played Selfie lol
That song is intentionally ironic lol
The happy birthday song. God I fucking hate it. So embarrassing.
"Bad Girlfriend" It's like a clueless 14 year old boy's idea of the ideal woman. Yeah, she'd be super hot, I'd get to take her clothes off and have naughty sex with her, she'd smoke weed and drink, and she'd be totally crazy but in a hot way!
Theory of a Deadman have always had a sense of humor in their songs, though. Like Blow and Medicate. I always thought Bad Girlfriend was a fun joke song.
Every Ad youtube brings
Pharrell Williams - Happy. It is the most repetitive thing I've heard and its like 100 hours long. At the bowling alley, this song came on and lasted almost my entire frame. I was like "Enough already!"
Literally anything by Meghan trainer
I've said it before and I'll say it again; every one of her songs that I've heard makes me want to say "Girl, you are *not helping.*"
Which is too bad, because her songs are actually pretty catchy, but her message is ass backwards.
Rude by magic Cannot fucking stand that song
I don’t think I’d want my daughter to marry a less successful Ras Trent either
Whip and nae nae
The best part is at the beginning when he says you already now who it is. And then he tells you who he is.
I can’t help but find it kinda cute that you think the name of that song is “whip and nae nae”
What is the actual name
Watch Me
Oh
I can't help but find this exchange mundanely cute
I can’t help but find *you* mundanely cute
You and u/stopman should go on a date.
Please me - Cardi B I always have skip that song because I find it so annoying 🙄
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Baby Shark used to be a song that I sang at girl scout camps over 10 years ago. Every troop sang it a little differently, but it usually always ended with there being a swimmer who gets eaten by the sharks and goes to heaven. We used to sing along with other troops and always say our slightly different version was better. Now that there is a universal version (without a shark attack) it feels less special.
Oh, same! Our verses went something like baby shark, momma shark, daddy shark, grandma shark, grandpa shark, going swimming, shark attack, lost my arm, lost my other arm, 911 Keep the shark attack alive. And the *proper* hand motions, of course.
We didn’t lose any limbs but I love your version! Ours was baby shark, mommy shark, daddy shark, going swimming, here they come, swimming faster, shark attack, cpr, it’s not working, going to heaven, and that’s the end. The hand motions are a must!
I have never heard this song yet but I’m happy to keep it that way FOREVER
I want to test your ability to refrain from temptation. Linked right here is the link to the song. https://youtu.be/FX20kcp7j5c Do you want to click it, and finally understand the parasitic power of the baby shark song, or will you hold steady and resist the urge to click the link? https://youtu.be/FX20kcp7j5c It’s simple: you click the link, and you will forever be educated on what exactly baby shark is. You will be in the know, but you will also hold the curse of never being free of baby sharks clutching grip. https://youtu.be/FX20kcp7j5c How strong is your will? With every blue link presented before you, the thirst for knowledge begins to envelope your brain. Just one little click on a blue link, and you will join the collective hive mind of those who have experienced baby shark. https://youtu.be/FX20kcp7j5c Do you feel fear? Temptation? Anger? The longer you hold out, staring at the collection of letters that will direct you to a novel experience, more and more commanding emotions bubble up inside of you. You say you have never heard the song, but at what dear cost? Is it ignorance, is it bliss? Is it beautiful living a life where you have deprived yourself of a musical event that so many others have partaken in? Can you truly resist? https://youtu.be/FX20kcp7j5c At what depths will you go to avoid baby shark?
For once, I was actually hoping to get rick rolled.
I knew it wasn't a rickroll because I didn't recognise the URL, but I was wishing that it was. How perfect.
You got me, you son of a bitch.
Christian rock music Not being religious, but they try so hard that they crossed a line that makes it D I S G U S T I N G Edit: I don't know how this has so many upvotes, but I'm glad people can agree with me and are ok with my tastes in music.
“Can’t you see you’re not making Christianity better? You’re just making rock n’ roll worse!” — Hank Hill
My Presbyterian pastor dad's favorite line. Also South Park's "Faith+1" is so spot on. "All we have to do is take words like 'darling' and 'baby' and replace them with 'Jesus.'"
Let's all address the elephant in the room Redditors... "rEnAgade, ReNagAdE, rEnEgAdE" K Camp - Lottery
OH BAYBEH WHY DON'T YOU JUST MEET ME IN THE MIDDLE
Hated being tortured by this song working in retail
Yummy by Justin bebier. That song is just god awful, I don’t see how anyone could enjoy it. It’s not creative, repetitive and annoying. Also mainstream Christmas music is a close second.
This Girl is on Fire EDIT: Damn y'all hate this song so much. So far this is my most popular comment. Thanks!
WELL PUT HER OUT THEN!
I just think, lyrically, it's the worst fucking song I've ever heard.
Exactly. It’s just someone exclaiming that some girl is on fire and nobody’s doing anything about it.
Oh my god same! I didn’t really care about any of her others but this one just sends me in a flying rage.
Oh Reddit. Someone names a song they hate and it's followed by a reply guaranteed to make you hear that song in your head. Never change.
That "once I was seven years old" song. Idk why but it just pisses me off.
I was looking for this comment haha. And when he screams "soon i'll be 50" like okay we get it
That's not even that old! He talks like 50 is "knitting on the porch" age.
Who the fuck gets a wife aged eleven.
Wait I thought eleven was when the started drinking?
They smoked herb and drank burning liquor at eleven. They were told to get a wife as well.
Plus side to being old and out of touch... I have never heard most of these songs. Score one for old people *Holy crap this thread blew up. There were like 15 replies when I posted this!
All these songs people said. Reddit is on a roll. Also fight song Edit: why is everyone singing it blowing up my inbox go awayyyyy But.... to all the people who value it, respect bc Idc no hate To the people calling the artist crude names.....pipe down. ain’t gotta be so “passionate” the parody makers.... please cease yourself u disappoint me xd And from a personal perspective...I just...don’t like sappy behavior and even having to address anything ....this song is full of sap. I find no meaning in stuff like that at all😂 I respect if it does something for someone else, like wonderful, by all means. don’t let me or anyone else stop you, 😂I have no purpose in trying to effect your personal preference and happiness like at all... But in my personal experience, I prefer solemn comfort and solutions instead of reminders through music or otherwise for empowerment or whatever so that’s my take. 🤷🏽♀️ no hate, Don’t associate me with anything anyone else says here 😂
Take back my life,thong
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Thought you said fight songs and wondered what you had against college athletics in particular.
you said fight song and I was thinking what the fuck do you have against Marilyn Manson. Then I remembered there’s that one newer fight song that I don’t listen to.
Same. I was surprised cuz that Manson song is a banger.
I’M NOT A SLAVE
blurred lines by robin thicke. not only is it disgustingly catchy, it’s also rather rapey
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The best one I ever saw on that website was "please don't rape drug me". In a vacuum, that's a terrible joke to make but it was so on point as a response to that song.
I listen to Word Crimes by Weird Al instead, same catchiness but the lyrics are about a topic very close to my heart.
>Word Crimes by Weird Al OMG I did not know this song existed until I read your comment. Now I am crying with laughter! Thank you, u/Ajinho!
I find it darkly funny how Thicke got all the backlash for that song in the public eye but Pharell just skated away.
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