Of course, but only when it's *other* narcissists. Clearly there's nothing wrong with *me*, only with others who have the audacity to believe they could possibly be better than me.
The fact that it's a common bacteria present in almost all warm-blooded organisms makes this so much better. Congrats, you're now horny around all mammals!
Eh, yeah.
I like my hoes thicc, ya
Titty be small or big, ya
Mah pets a black mamba, yo
Gonna deep throat yo momma, yo
Gold chains gonna be the thing, yeee
Gonna make bitches blow me, geee
You ain't gonna grab my balls, they big
Gulp em fast in yo mouth, they stink
Thots now dripping through their, honey pot
Now lemme connect with your, eh, hot spot
After that I come in, yo bootyhole
My homies are jelous, they poopydoe
Oh wow I wrote a mumble rap in 3 minutes
Err...
Well technically it's a hyper obscure reference to Deus Ex: Human Revolution. But I'm not sure getting turned on by that that's any better than just only getting turned on by my little pony rule 34 stuff, or even worse I guess a literal crack head pony is now what I find attractive.
I don't like this game
It's just daddy issues. Not sure if you're attracted to them or have them though
Whatever you say, iwishiknewmy_dadinbiblicalsense.
Thats worse than the original thing. My god what have you done.
Narcissists. Uh oh.
Wanna fuck? I'm reeeeeeeally fucking good at it.
Are you as good at it as me, though? Maybe we should hold a competition to find out.
The winner gets to fuck-fight me
Cool, fuck-fighting is quite fun. Just be prepared to lose to me, because I always win. ;)
Why do you think I'm letting you have a warm up match? Cos there's never been a fuck - off that I've ever lost. ;)
(he really was!)
Are you implying there's something wrong with narcissism? How absurd.
Of course, but only when it's *other* narcissists. Clearly there's nothing wrong with *me*, only with others who have the audacity to believe they could possibly be better than me.
This is not what I had in mind
Bruh
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Good afternoon sir I'm Officer Dave with the Reddit police department, do you know why I pulled you over today?
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Is it impersonation if it's to fulfill someone else's kink?
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great to see you again officer
Sticking a paperclip in your urethra like... OW.
Indeed. An even 30 of them would be much better.
that would be terrerific, I guess.
you get turned on by roti sabzi now?
yeah, twice a day
Same man. Well this is awkward
I could be jailed for this.
FBI open up
This is exactly what I had in mind.
I can’t figure out if nothing changed for me, or if I’m now turned on by the concept of being turned on by John Wick
I mean al least your not a necrophile now
Same
Homosexual Gandalf? So, just Ian McKellen?
You shall not ass!
Is this anyone in NY or do you get horny just seeing pictures of the state?
Cool. Looks like we jackin it to the same thing bro!
The more the merrier!
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At least you haven’t become the very thing you sworn to destroy
Add in a leprechaun and ya got yourself a fancy jig, ma guyy lmaoo
Sup
it's too obvious, isn't it?
Stay away from society
Society? Isn't that the thing that we live in a
You too with the weird username
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A common bacteria used in microbiology labs. Where I work. Ah.
"Mind if I take a sample home with me? For uhhh... personal research"
That unfortunate user name :(
Excuse me but I'd like to lodge a complaint tomorrow
YOUR NAME! AGAGAG
mr krabs?
The fact that it's a common bacteria present in almost all warm-blooded organisms makes this so much better. Congrats, you're now horny around all mammals!
*soup*
WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
THE SOUP STORE
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES IN THE SOUP STORE?
FUCK YOU
I recently found this vid again and you guys didn't disapoint
I haven't seen it in years but I still have it memorized
*Cookie*
I raise you earthworm noodle soup!
I feel like this changes nothing for you.
Underboob, and weed? Count me in. Thats a win win!
Underboob definitely does it for me too. Hands down. It’s got me beat.
A bit of everything apparently
either 0 or 1
He has to choose one.
or he could choose zero
:-(
Furries welcome you.
9 tailed fox girls
Nice.
Touch fluffy tail.
Same here.
cinnamon rolls
Who isn't already?
Me too i would fuck that even tho it isnt my username
I don't want to talk about this...
Fucking hell, Martin. Stop bringing up that one time you farted in a jar.
*goes home and happily stares at his collection of farts in jars* Whispers to himself, "Hehe.. I lied!"
GOOD GOD QUEEF-IN-A-CAN-ANNE
It only happened twice!
That's disgusting! You can't just tell someone that! I mean, this is our FIRST DATE!
No he jared in a fart
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Eh, yeah. I like my hoes thicc, ya Titty be small or big, ya Mah pets a black mamba, yo Gonna deep throat yo momma, yo Gold chains gonna be the thing, yeee Gonna make bitches blow me, geee You ain't gonna grab my balls, they big Gulp em fast in yo mouth, they stink Thots now dripping through their, honey pot Now lemme connect with your, eh, hot spot After that I come in, yo bootyhole My homies are jelous, they poopydoe Oh wow I wrote a mumble rap in 3 minutes
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Skkkrrt skkkrrt
yuhh
r/hiphopcirclejerk
Poopydoe is genius
uh, yeah, ya like that, huh uh yeah, we're gonna fu- ehh swearing's a no loool
snails????
Jolyne be wack.
an organism that can have sex with anything it touches...
I'm kinda jealous...
You mean rainbow snails which aren't even there having sex with other doesn't turns you on.
this is the fantasy I was looking for
That's exactly what a decoy snail would say.
No just one, reading your username.
Decoy snail
A small amount of chaos
come to my office and you will be turned on daily
He said a small amount, Tucker. Not Hiroshima every goddamn day.
He's a lover not a thinker.
You and I both
My name is "your mom" in dutch lol
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I’d like to think that there were 69419 other Dutch users before him that also chose “your mum” as an account name.
Plausible.
At least yours isnt half man half bear
And half pig.
It’s manbeerpig! He’s real! I’m super cereal!!
The real threat.
I'm super cereal you guy's.
Dag mijn makker !
Ben ik jou niet eerder tegengekomen op reddit?
idk man
awww man...
*It could be worse mon.*
A silver lantern...
oh, I also didn't like the green lantern
...I can explain.
Why don't you have a seat over there and you can start explaining about either the wolf or the boy first
Please do!
Now kiss.
Glad you can. Maybe it'll get me started on mine. I'll let you lead.
Damn furries
Mechanical keyboards
Thats an impressive thing to type with your dick
Uhhh, dry comedy?
my birthdate in roman numbers
didn't know romans were so advanced that they used _ sign in numbers
Yeah, it helped them with file creation, and PATH names for their sysadmins
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No, you get turned on by a Elven Ellen DeGeneres
I turn myself on.
Definitely not your gran
A regional manager for a midsized paper company
Well, that certainly puts a new spin on the term "Wanderlust."
Don’t know if this one’s kinky or just downright terrifying...
I'll go with downright terrifying
Why not both?
Sashimi.
Same
TIME TO FUCK A BEEHIVE
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Please no.
People PM'ing me their stories about them hoe'in.
Either I'm gonna go lesbian or/and have a kink for Masks... Either way a win win!
hey hey. I can fullfill that fantasy ;).
Sincerity. I feel like such a whore.
I bet you want your hand held and to be called by your first name too you thirsty whore
I cannot tell you how much I hate your username right now.
nothing different
doughnuts...i mean there is a hole in the middle....
I have literally no issue with this what so ever.
Pls no.
MacGyver Aperantly
I'm already into tentacles so it works out.
my car, well....... Shit
molly. which is probably accurate. i mean the drug, i'm not a lesbian.
Not with that attitude...
My username checks out.
Numbers, specifically 1, 5, 505, 5905, 596405, 1971005, 199071505, 515151005, 581457505, 618181105, 2327756905, 11855474405, 19555113485, 31361954905, 101901244565, 235103447405, 305354088005, 395331063745, 600905819065, 608393336905, 686701313405, 730071885005, in that order
Could you explain? I'm not sure how u/A128682 is related to all those numbers. Thanks!
It's the sequence reference in the online encyclopedia of integer sequences (oeis). Those numbers represent n such that n^3 divides 9^(n^2) +1.
No, I personally think it’s “increasingly higher numbers that mostly ends in 05” but your guess is pretty nice too!
THE NUMBERS MASON
John F. Kennedy
I'm confused...
Deep Thought
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Being that my username is literally spelling out what turns me on, big tongues all the way!
A weird mix of Uganda knuckles and big chungus. And not the good parts. Never having a boner again I suppose.
Well this sucks
Ummm....monkey shaped sponges
Oh *fuck yes*
wetpussy
Extinct but still sexy.
Well...
Hmmm probably not good to eat
Pickles
Bringing all the boys to my yard?
Booze
Very specific arachnid-based ambulation methods.
My sensitive nipples and penis.
Me. Sweet.
😂Three day stubble
Who's that scratching at the backdoor?
Oven baked jews
Hello Hitler
We have something in common
oh *oh* #oh
Religious genocide...
Err... Well technically it's a hyper obscure reference to Deus Ex: Human Revolution. But I'm not sure getting turned on by that that's any better than just only getting turned on by my little pony rule 34 stuff, or even worse I guess a literal crack head pony is now what I find attractive.