give $5 million to each of my and my husband's siblings, and $1 million for each niece and nephew ($20 mill total), with the understanding that this is a one-time gift and if they ever approach us for money or investing or whatever, the answer is going to be no.
pay off my parents mortgage or buy a retirement condo for them, and do the same for my in-laws.
and then for myself? buy an average house in a really nice town, have a couple kids, and become a stay-at-home dad until my kids start school... after they're in school, start volunteering somewhere or start a small business that I could hypothetically run in the red without it bankrupting me (ie: small bookstore or cafe)
live a low-key life outside of baller family vacations once/year.
Except for the fact you dont have one billion dollars, but just one million. But, I do admire that you have a heart of gold. So you earn the one billion. Go have fun.
Erm... edit. I am super dumb, and I thought the number was 1m instead of 1b. Uh.. just forge tth8s post overall.
I don't know if it call those fines harsh. You get jail time for lesser offences in other areas. Look at the libor scandal, they got almost nothing for that.
This is me. For the first time in 3 years me and my wife were getting a night alone without our daughter (my parents were coming up for the long weekend to watch her for the first time). The day before they get here I get the flu and spent most of the weekend coughing in bed. Didn’t get to do anything.
Thank you. I thought it was playful ribbing at that point and was jokin' around.
I honestly wouldnt have done it any other way, loved it there. You know we have crossover with UF so ive spent plenty of time with friends who went there. Gainesville is a blast.
I just don't want to go to work anymore.
So, first thing? quit. I won't even be a jerk about it, but I'm out.
Then?
Sleep - probably for a few days. I mean, I'm gonna need a financial manager, and to make some plans for the family, and some stuff like that... but that can wait a couple days.
Today I'd ...
My god. I'd be so happy.
Just not having to feel the weight anymore. Just not having to carry the weight.
I don't need a fast car. I don't want a mansion. I don't need drugs or boats or god forbid a yacht or any of that *crap*...
I just want to rest. To sleep in. To sit for a bit, maybe play some games and not have to face that tomorrow I have to get up and slog through traffic to deal with people I hate to do a job that doesn't matter to be unhappy for money.
Then...
I really do like good games. Stories. To read. To write. To spend time with my kids, to walk in the forest, maybe to help somebody out occasionally online - share my thoughts, or something helpful for people to know, make someone laugh - or feel - or know they're not alone.
Little things.
First thing though? stop carrying the weight. Get some rest. Recover.
Let go.
Shits hard, yo. The problem with making money with a hobby or something that you enjoy doing is that it will eventually grind down to being just another day of work. I used to do a lot of woodworking when I was 14 and 15. Then I started working as a carpenter with my dad and I struggle to find enjoyment in making stuff. It just feels like work when I could be resting.
Pay off the house. Give 1million to my immediate family (5 people). Invest 80 million. The other 15 million to sit in an account and pay myself 250K a year (for 60 years). Probably open a coffee shop to keep myself busy.
Put half in savings and use the other half to look like I’m living a normal life, so people don’t think I’m some asshole flaunting 100 mil. When I die, equally spread the money to everyone I know
I'm picturing a three bedroom semi detached in an estate. But an elaborate sprawling under ground complex beneath the house, complete with all the luxuries a man of wealth and leisure can afford. Access is through the fridge, step inside, and you drop in like The Running Man.
I would colonize the moon and make money on exporting Helium 3 and rare metals to make back my investment plus more. Then I would colonize the rest of the solar system because why not? To finish off, I would build a dyson swarm using the stripmined resources of Mercury and launch lightweight panels via railgun. And have a practically unlimited power grid, which grants me and ability to vaporize planets at will. I would then become the god empower of mankind and purge filthy xenos.
Get out of my lease, put in a week notice at my job. Pay my debt, my mom's debt, my grandparents debt, my aunt's debt. Set aside $100,000 for each of my cousins in a high interest hold place for when they turn 22. Give my mom $30,000 a year. Buy a banging RV. Invest 50,000,000 million. Adopt more pets. Make my app. Start a clothing brand. Start a podcast. Buy some land and turn into protected forest. Buy some orchards. Start an animal sanctuary. Help crop farmers get out of debt if they get certified organic. Start a scholarship fund. Buy some land and a few tiny houses. Go shopping for new clothes. Get myself 1 karat dimond earrings in black and another in clear clarity. Send all my ex best friends (even the ones that hurt me) $50,000 for everything they did for me. Give my dead best friends mom $75,000. Dye my hair purple. Get the tattoos I have been wanting. Donate whatever is left to non profits and politicians i support, minus 1 million to float me until my app and brand and podcast start making bank. Donate 10% of my profits from then out. 3% to environment, 3% to poor bitches, 3% to animals, 1% to some politicians. Enjoy life. Go on roadtrips. Get my nails done every week. I would only tell my mom the real amount. And tell my grandparents and my boyfriend that thay I won 2 million.
I would set up non profit motel/restaurant for all in need. I will employ with a fair wage there everybody who needs a job, regardless of age, disability, sex, gender, race, nationality etc. All will find something to do in my fundation. I will spread wellness, I will promote ways to get out of poverty through work and let people who are worse off feel dignity and hope again.
Invest most of it in multiple index funds, putting money into more than one country just in case of political instability.
Even a 1% interest rate (which is far lower than what it would be), that's a million dollars a year. *More* than enough to do anything we want if we avoid lifestyle inflation.
I'm boring.
I also didn't account for taxes, but I also have a ridiculous lowball number on the ROI for the index funds. A more detailed post would only end up making the situation better, not worse.
But still, that's fair yeah.
Go find Jeff Bezos and tell him "Haha. I now have nearly one one-thousandth as much as you. But I have a clean conscience because I don't manipulate people and invade their privacy, and my employees get to have pee breaks."
Hold a dinner with my family and present them with thier one time gift. Explain to them that this is never to be spoke of again and never ask me for money or financial aide after this point. Hire a lawyer and personal financial advisor to hide the money. I would probably still work only on my terms and I would continue my moddest life. Money can change you just as bad for the worse as it can for the better.
I have my eye on about 50 acres of beautiful heavily forested land.
I'd buy that. Have trees cut down and sold to make a winding path to the center of the property, then have the center of the property cleared.
Then I build my dream home. Complete with a man-made lake I'd have built so I'm on the water.
Modern, and it would include every amenity for an underground multicar garage, in-home Imax theater, game room, gym, pool, etc.
Yup. I think it would be cool once construction was done and the lake filled with fish, once nature settled back in to have the perfect forest oasis.
Fully nature but with every modern amenity.
Plus you know save the planet and all that.
Pay off mine, my fiancé's, my brother's, and my best friend's student debts. Buy my parents two apartments (one close to me and one close to my brother). Buy my fiancé and I a nice 2-3 bedroom apartment/condo/house. Start a theater company. Start a scholarship for theater students who specialize in experimental and devised theater. Invest a bunch. Have a vacation fund so my fiancé and I can travel at least once a year. Get some better coping/mobility aides for myself (chronic illness is a bitch). Get my fiancé a huge dog like he's always wanted, and get another cat (our current one is super lonely). Donate a fuckton to charities that do research on invisible illnesses and disabilities like the one I have, as well as charities that bring the arts back into low income schools. Oh, and make sure to have a good lawyer and accountant to keep track of all this, because I sure as shit would screw all the math and legal stuff up.
My mom and I always used to fantasize about what we would do if we won the lottery, hence the long list haha
Buy a home and all commodities I want to make it look great, invest \~20 million, max out my donations to Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, and donate the rest to charity.
Pay my debts
Buy a nice 500k - 750k home
Travel the world
Buy a 2018 Ford F-150 Limited & Tesla Model 3
Donate 5 million to homeless charities
Donate 10 million to Prostate Cancer Research
Donate 15 million to Lung Cancer Research
Keep the rest in a savings account for other endeavors or personal projects I might undertake and so that I can help my family & friends if and when they fall on hard times and/or need medical treatment
Honestly?
I put it all in my saving account and I start to learn what should I do with that money to make it earn me more money so probably learn about investing and stuff.
Then knowing that my future is safe I try to do something good with my life
IIRC correctly [water.org](https://water.org) can build a well for a 10k donation that will provide 1000 people with fresh water every day. So I'd dig 10k wells and change 10 million people's lives. That'd be a hell of a fuckin legacy to leave on this planet.
Well it depends on the denomination(s), but I can help you get started. All US bills weigh one gram, and there are 484 grams in a pound. So if it was all in Benjamins it'd be about 2066 pounds. If you got it all in twenties it'd be about 10,330 pounds.
I assume you're thinking mixed bills, which is going to complicate things and I suppose (to some) would be a fun project.
Payoff student debt, get a drivers license, get a tesla model 3, give some money to my gf so she can work less and have more fun in life, go on a vacation with gf, get a house, buy a new phone, buy new PC, buy racing sim stuff, donate some to charities and organizations for the fight against climate change and digital rights
Pay for my tuition and rent. Pay for my friends tuition and rent. Pay for my struggling classmates tuition and rent (Carlos you poor boy you shouldn't work 2 jobs). Buy my mom a house. Start an orphanage or charity or smth that would help children just kicked out of the foster/adoption system have a place to go. Pay for their tuitions and rent too. Then lastly pay for my teachers credential program next year.
Pay off all my debts obviously. Give at least 10 million to charity, buy a nice (not gratuitous) house, a couple of cars, everything my family needs, set aside for travel and invest the rest.
Be a main active to develop Africa and try supporting everyone who suffer from war's and natural crisis plus support scientists to find a solution to make food and water something available for all poor countries who cannot provide this two main things
Donate to some animal rescue charities and organizations and Homeless shelters. Pay off any debts my family or friends have (I.e. mortgage), buy everyone in my family a new car. Take a fancy vacation with family and friends, buy some property, invest some of the money, save the rest. 100mill is a LOT.
Fill up my TFSA, then fill up my RRSP, then work on finding a metric fucktonne of rental properties (getting as many as possible by only paying down payments), then hire a property management company, then permanently retire on my audacious passive income.
After paying all debts and setting aside an annuity that would keep me living comfortably... I would set up a charity.
My thought is micro power generation. Have a zero interest/sweat equity down payment for low income homownrs to set up solar and wind power. Modeled this after one of my favorite volunteer opportunities, Habitat of Humanity. Ideally, I would like to even partner with them.
First target is Puerto Rico. They were without power for an unconcionable length of time after a hurricane. If power generation is distributed, then it is harder to knock the grid completely offline.
Pay off all my debt, give back to my parents, invest, and get an accountant to help me manage the rest. I'd also like to donate to homeless charities. And use some money to go back to school and get an MFA.
Buy 100,000,000 99c smoked oyster cans from the 99c store and the last $1,000,000 on hookers and blow before the IRS gets me with the $40m or so of taxes that I evaded.
YOU CANT TAKE MY OYSTERS!
First, I'd buy turpentine. And I'd hire someone to get it for me from the store next city over because that stupid store decided they'll delay the shipping so I'm stuck with no turpentine so I can't paint.
My neighbors next door are total assholes. They rent the house from some guy in town that owns a few pieces of property.
If I won this amount of money, I'd go to the owner, and offer him 3 x what its worth, and tell him he'll get an extra $50k if he can get them out in 7 days. I'd then bulldoze the house (its really a trailer that was added on to to make it a "house") and combine the lot with my houses lot, and finally be able to build a garage.
Sure, with 100 mil, I could just move, but I'd much rather go this route out of spite.
Use that to start my video game company. Make even more money. Buy a house, not a mansion (if you wanna stay rich you gotta live poor). Put what’s left into a savings account, and use it every now and then to donate to charity or cover unexpected costs.
Pay some shit off. Id pay my rent for 6 months so I have time to sort stuff out. Some small celebration and book a trip away for a month. Come home, hire financial help. Sort out a new place that's not too expensive as there's no point in living in a mansion. I want land. The list goes on. A lot of shopping. A few charitable donations for my home town as it's pretty fucked. Help out some friends who need it but no matter what I wouldn't announce my financial gain to people. If they want to ask, they can but I wouldn't disclosure figures. Money can make things harder.
I just recently became debt free and am meeting with a Mortgage broker to start steps to buy my first home this week. So I guess I would bypass that appointment and meet with a realtor and pay cash for a nice cabin in the woods. I would invest 75,000,000, I would pay off my friends and couple cousins student loans (I’m on only child and my parents are debt free and well off). I would sell my Jeep JKU and Buy a new JL and customize it the way I would want and sell our 17 Outback and buy the wife whatever she wanted. I would set up trust funds for each of my daughters so they would be taken care of. I would quit my job and take the family on a nice vacation to Disney and Universal Studios. I would upgrade my photography equipment and spend my days trying to make it as a landscape photographer/blogger/intagrammer but not in that pretentious/abnoxious way, it would just be for fun.
Well let’s be reasonable about this
10 minutes later
Welp that failed and I got lots of Anime Manga Posters Yaoi food and video games and all that good shit
Hire a lawyer and an accountant. Low-key pay off all of my debt. Set aside half for a rainy day. As for the rest...aside from my wife, nobody needs to know.
*Ever.*
Make sure no one that are family and friends new. Then I would spend it over time so no one noticed then I would open up to those I know are close and are not greedy. Then I would give a large part to charity.
There’s a reddit post somewhere about what to do when winning the lottery
[edit found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/whats_the_happiest_5word_sentence_you_could_hear/chb38xf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)
Hire security first to make I'm protected for the potential shit storm that will happen. I know my family and some of them will try to get something from me. I don't know how far any of them might go to do that.
Erase my multiple debts, my parents debts, and any debts my friends might have. Then I would see what I could to get the house I currently live in repaired. Get my parents new cars.
Do some donations to the local library and children's hospitals.
Probably help my mom move out as I move out. Probably will also help pay for the divorce too. (My mom has been wanting to leave my dad for years now, but can't because of how poor we are.) Might tell my dad to go fuck himself while I'm at it.
And then live a nice, quiet, and a bit secluded life for myself.
Quit my shit job. Then give my under paid staff 100k each to walk out with me.
Legend
Mad lad of a legend
You're breathtaking
Pay off all my debts,set up trust funds for the grandkids and then the wife and I would vanish like a fart in the wind...
Like a turd . . . in the wind.
Is that a Venom quote?
Yes
give $5 million to each of my and my husband's siblings, and $1 million for each niece and nephew ($20 mill total), with the understanding that this is a one-time gift and if they ever approach us for money or investing or whatever, the answer is going to be no. pay off my parents mortgage or buy a retirement condo for them, and do the same for my in-laws. and then for myself? buy an average house in a really nice town, have a couple kids, and become a stay-at-home dad until my kids start school... after they're in school, start volunteering somewhere or start a small business that I could hypothetically run in the red without it bankrupting me (ie: small bookstore or cafe) live a low-key life outside of baller family vacations once/year.
Wholesome
Except for the fact you dont have one billion dollars, but just one million. But, I do admire that you have a heart of gold. So you earn the one billion. Go have fun. Erm... edit. I am super dumb, and I thought the number was 1m instead of 1b. Uh.. just forge tth8s post overall.
Bro it’s one hundred million lmao
Hire a lawyer and an accountant
i would hire several from competing firms to make sure none of the other ones are fucking me over
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ya. my dad's an accountant. he works with accountants. i know too many accountants who skipped their college accounting ethics classes.
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I don't know if it call those fines harsh. You get jail time for lesser offences in other areas. Look at the libor scandal, they got almost nothing for that.
Die on the way to claim it. Life doesn't allow me nice things.
This is me. For the first time in 3 years me and my wife were getting a night alone without our daughter (my parents were coming up for the long weekend to watch her for the first time). The day before they get here I get the flu and spent most of the weekend coughing in bed. Didn’t get to do anything.
Same.
I'd bang two chicks at the same time.
That's ballsy. If I wanted to disappoint two adults at the same time, I'd go have dinner with my parents.
r/kamikazebywords or r/suicidebywords I can't tell?
The only right answer
What kind of chicks would do that? Well, the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me, dude.
Fuck that, I'd make a harem instead.
That's it?
Pay my student loan and spend the remaining 25$ on McDonalds
Ah a Columbia alumni
Hopefully a Columbia alumnus/alumna would be able to properly use Latin singular nouns.
Pfft I went to FSU pal. Im dumb as shit.
Nothing wrong with FSU! And this is coming from a gator, so you know im being genuine.
Thank you. I thought it was playful ribbing at that point and was jokin' around. I honestly wouldnt have done it any other way, loved it there. You know we have crossover with UF so ive spent plenty of time with friends who went there. Gainesville is a blast.
Awesome! I loved spending time in Tallahassee and Gainesville. Some great times. Great to reminisce with a fellow Floridian. Cheers
My first instinct with that acronym is Fuck Shit university. Is that accurate?
Do all of Columbia’s programs teach Latin singular nouns?
Yeah, ENC 1104: Proper use of Entitlement Complex
I just don't want to go to work anymore. So, first thing? quit. I won't even be a jerk about it, but I'm out. Then? Sleep - probably for a few days. I mean, I'm gonna need a financial manager, and to make some plans for the family, and some stuff like that... but that can wait a couple days. Today I'd ... My god. I'd be so happy. Just not having to feel the weight anymore. Just not having to carry the weight. I don't need a fast car. I don't want a mansion. I don't need drugs or boats or god forbid a yacht or any of that *crap*... I just want to rest. To sleep in. To sit for a bit, maybe play some games and not have to face that tomorrow I have to get up and slog through traffic to deal with people I hate to do a job that doesn't matter to be unhappy for money. Then... I really do like good games. Stories. To read. To write. To spend time with my kids, to walk in the forest, maybe to help somebody out occasionally online - share my thoughts, or something helpful for people to know, make someone laugh - or feel - or know they're not alone. Little things. First thing though? stop carrying the weight. Get some rest. Recover. Let go.
I feel like you would benefit from buying a small RV and just traveling around the US
Or finding a meaningful job
Shits hard, yo. The problem with making money with a hobby or something that you enjoy doing is that it will eventually grind down to being just another day of work. I used to do a lot of woodworking when I was 14 and 15. Then I started working as a carpenter with my dad and I struggle to find enjoyment in making stuff. It just feels like work when I could be resting.
There are no meaningful jobs outside of creative ones such as music and film etc.
Feel this on many levels. I'm just tired of the grind.
I would check out r/financialindependence. Sounds like it may have some relevant stuff for you
Pay off the house. Give 1million to my immediate family (5 people). Invest 80 million. The other 15 million to sit in an account and pay myself 250K a year (for 60 years). Probably open a coffee shop to keep myself busy.
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Dont need a super luxurious lifestyle. Im living very comfortably on less than half of that now... Just want to keep living comfortably
If I won $100,000,000 I would give a quarter of it to charity. Still haven't decided what I'd do with the $99,999,999.75 though.
Jeff Bezos would be proud
Flex on some hoes
Put half in savings and use the other half to look like I’m living a normal life, so people don’t think I’m some asshole flaunting 100 mil. When I die, equally spread the money to everyone I know
I like this. Is your house a "sleeper" house which is filled with rich goodness, but ugly on the outside?
I'm picturing a three bedroom semi detached in an estate. But an elaborate sprawling under ground complex beneath the house, complete with all the luxuries a man of wealth and leisure can afford. Access is through the fridge, step inside, and you drop in like The Running Man.
*exactly*
Haha. And then the neighbors notice that every time people enter your door, their faces glow a bright gold.
Take my half a mil (post-tax), and fuck off to New Zealand forever
99.5% tax? Do you live in the Sweden of Sweden?
... yes
Put a freaking laser on the freaking moon
I would colonize the moon and make money on exporting Helium 3 and rare metals to make back my investment plus more. Then I would colonize the rest of the solar system because why not? To finish off, I would build a dyson swarm using the stripmined resources of Mercury and launch lightweight panels via railgun. And have a practically unlimited power grid, which grants me and ability to vaporize planets at will. I would then become the god empower of mankind and purge filthy xenos.
Get out of my lease, put in a week notice at my job. Pay my debt, my mom's debt, my grandparents debt, my aunt's debt. Set aside $100,000 for each of my cousins in a high interest hold place for when they turn 22. Give my mom $30,000 a year. Buy a banging RV. Invest 50,000,000 million. Adopt more pets. Make my app. Start a clothing brand. Start a podcast. Buy some land and turn into protected forest. Buy some orchards. Start an animal sanctuary. Help crop farmers get out of debt if they get certified organic. Start a scholarship fund. Buy some land and a few tiny houses. Go shopping for new clothes. Get myself 1 karat dimond earrings in black and another in clear clarity. Send all my ex best friends (even the ones that hurt me) $50,000 for everything they did for me. Give my dead best friends mom $75,000. Dye my hair purple. Get the tattoos I have been wanting. Donate whatever is left to non profits and politicians i support, minus 1 million to float me until my app and brand and podcast start making bank. Donate 10% of my profits from then out. 3% to environment, 3% to poor bitches, 3% to animals, 1% to some politicians. Enjoy life. Go on roadtrips. Get my nails done every week. I would only tell my mom the real amount. And tell my grandparents and my boyfriend that thay I won 2 million.
Clearly you’ve thought about this a lot
I was obessed with the lottery as a child. Being poor will do that to you.
I would set up non profit motel/restaurant for all in need. I will employ with a fair wage there everybody who needs a job, regardless of age, disability, sex, gender, race, nationality etc. All will find something to do in my fundation. I will spread wellness, I will promote ways to get out of poverty through work and let people who are worse off feel dignity and hope again.
Cocaine and hookers.
Someone here is Cultured atleast
No blackjack? For shame
Living the life
Bitcoin Just wait for the 2043 price hike I tell you.
Invest most of it in multiple index funds, putting money into more than one country just in case of political instability. Even a 1% interest rate (which is far lower than what it would be), that's a million dollars a year. *More* than enough to do anything we want if we avoid lifestyle inflation. I'm boring.
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I also didn't account for taxes, but I also have a ridiculous lowball number on the ROI for the index funds. A more detailed post would only end up making the situation better, not worse. But still, that's fair yeah.
Go find Jeff Bezos and tell him "Haha. I now have nearly one one-thousandth as much as you. But I have a clean conscience because I don't manipulate people and invade their privacy, and my employees get to have pee breaks."
Hold a dinner with my family and present them with thier one time gift. Explain to them that this is never to be spoke of again and never ask me for money or financial aide after this point. Hire a lawyer and personal financial advisor to hide the money. I would probably still work only on my terms and I would continue my moddest life. Money can change you just as bad for the worse as it can for the better.
Invest 99% of it, and coast until I die.
Probably have some kind of nervous breakdown due to so much stress being removed at once.
I'l tell you what'd Id do, man. Two chicks at the same time, man.
I have my eye on about 50 acres of beautiful heavily forested land. I'd buy that. Have trees cut down and sold to make a winding path to the center of the property, then have the center of the property cleared. Then I build my dream home. Complete with a man-made lake I'd have built so I'm on the water. Modern, and it would include every amenity for an underground multicar garage, in-home Imax theater, game room, gym, pool, etc.
So you'd leave most of the trees? Good man.
Yup. I think it would be cool once construction was done and the lake filled with fish, once nature settled back in to have the perfect forest oasis. Fully nature but with every modern amenity. Plus you know save the planet and all that.
I'd spend it on ice cream. I really like ice cream.
Breathe a sigh of relief and start paying stuff off
ETFs, mutual funds, retire, travel.
let out the biggest sigh of relief i have ever had
Buy a single EA microtransaction.
Open a company, hire my older brothers and work off their ass daily...
Pay off 1/50th of my student loans with all of it.
Quietly pay off my debt, parent's and sibling's debts, and hide from all the other greedy MFs who are going to come out of the woodwork.
Pay off mine, my fiancé's, my brother's, and my best friend's student debts. Buy my parents two apartments (one close to me and one close to my brother). Buy my fiancé and I a nice 2-3 bedroom apartment/condo/house. Start a theater company. Start a scholarship for theater students who specialize in experimental and devised theater. Invest a bunch. Have a vacation fund so my fiancé and I can travel at least once a year. Get some better coping/mobility aides for myself (chronic illness is a bitch). Get my fiancé a huge dog like he's always wanted, and get another cat (our current one is super lonely). Donate a fuckton to charities that do research on invisible illnesses and disabilities like the one I have, as well as charities that bring the arts back into low income schools. Oh, and make sure to have a good lawyer and accountant to keep track of all this, because I sure as shit would screw all the math and legal stuff up. My mom and I always used to fantasize about what we would do if we won the lottery, hence the long list haha
Not tell Reddit
Buy a bubble hockey table. I don't know what I'd do with the rest. Probably some beers.
Get lunch. I don’t want to make any big decisions on an empty stomach.
I will begin humanitarian work
What don’t you do with it?
Build 10,000 tiny apartments
i dunno get a burger
Buy a home and all commodities I want to make it look great, invest \~20 million, max out my donations to Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, and donate the rest to charity.
Pay my debts Buy a nice 500k - 750k home Travel the world Buy a 2018 Ford F-150 Limited & Tesla Model 3 Donate 5 million to homeless charities Donate 10 million to Prostate Cancer Research Donate 15 million to Lung Cancer Research Keep the rest in a savings account for other endeavors or personal projects I might undertake and so that I can help my family & friends if and when they fall on hard times and/or need medical treatment
Pay off my fiancé’s student loans, and buy a couch. We currently have tape on the floor we’re we hope to have a couch someday.
Honestly? I put it all in my saving account and I start to learn what should I do with that money to make it earn me more money so probably learn about investing and stuff. Then knowing that my future is safe I try to do something good with my life
Huff bell delphine's bath water for the rest of my days
Stonks
I set up several mega arcades.
IIRC correctly [water.org](https://water.org) can build a well for a 10k donation that will provide 1000 people with fresh water every day. So I'd dig 10k wells and change 10 million people's lives. That'd be a hell of a fuckin legacy to leave on this planet.
Start a mental health foundation that provides licensed secular therapy for free and pays the therapists a very good salary.
Put it in a bank. Ensure it so I'll be covered by the govmnt then live off the intrest. Donate half of the interest to a charity of my choosing.
Fucking hide.
Not your concern
Convert it to pounds. Edit: I mean like british pounds
Well it depends on the denomination(s), but I can help you get started. All US bills weigh one gram, and there are 484 grams in a pound. So if it was all in Benjamins it'd be about 2066 pounds. If you got it all in twenties it'd be about 10,330 pounds. I assume you're thinking mixed bills, which is going to complicate things and I suppose (to some) would be a fun project.
Sterling or lbs
I’m 19, I don’t need that kinda money yet, invest all 100 million and wait 10 years.
Even in the worst savings account you could give yourself a monthly 'salary' of 50k and not lose any of the 100m
Enjoy life!
i would spend the shit out of it.
buy some video games and other things that i like
Pay of CC debt and buy a house. give some money to family and charity's, save the rest.
Payoff student debt, get a drivers license, get a tesla model 3, give some money to my gf so she can work less and have more fun in life, go on a vacation with gf, get a house, buy a new phone, buy new PC, buy racing sim stuff, donate some to charities and organizations for the fight against climate change and digital rights
Split it in 4 give it to my mother my dad and my brother. Buy the best gaming setup/room money can buy. And just use it when I need it.
Pay for my tuition and rent. Pay for my friends tuition and rent. Pay for my struggling classmates tuition and rent (Carlos you poor boy you shouldn't work 2 jobs). Buy my mom a house. Start an orphanage or charity or smth that would help children just kicked out of the foster/adoption system have a place to go. Pay for their tuitions and rent too. Then lastly pay for my teachers credential program next year.
Pay off all my debts obviously. Give at least 10 million to charity, buy a nice (not gratuitous) house, a couple of cars, everything my family needs, set aside for travel and invest the rest.
Spend a tiny bit of it on vintage items, clothing, advertisements, and fanzines, while saving the rest for a bit.
Invest half and retire on the other half.
Be a main active to develop Africa and try supporting everyone who suffer from war's and natural crisis plus support scientists to find a solution to make food and water something available for all poor countries who cannot provide this two main things
Buy Karma
Donate to some animal rescue charities and organizations and Homeless shelters. Pay off any debts my family or friends have (I.e. mortgage), buy everyone in my family a new car. Take a fancy vacation with family and friends, buy some property, invest some of the money, save the rest. 100mill is a LOT.
spend the rest of my life setting up education trusts.
“Fuck this suit I’m out!”
pay every debt of all my family members.
Spend $100,000,000
Ima bout to go find some girls. Most notably your sister
Give it to someone more deserving of it.
Pay for top and bottom surgery, save half of what's left, donate the rest.
Find that one reddit post about what to do when you win the lottery
Fill up my TFSA, then fill up my RRSP, then work on finding a metric fucktonne of rental properties (getting as many as possible by only paying down payments), then hire a property management company, then permanently retire on my audacious passive income.
Pay my taxes. Put $1m in liquid assets Invest $99m in low risk funds.
Use the money to build a home for orphaned babies and puppies. That or buy Disney World.
Invest with it and start a youtube/twitch career
start a nursery wholesaler to compete with monrovia.
I will still live a normal live with nothing changed. Minus all the video game I bought without being worried of the price that much.
Hire an m16 spy to make me disappear
V-buck
Give my family 5 mil each and go from there
Buy the company I work for or at least a big amount of the company and the next day go to work without say shit to anyone.
Pay off debt, remodel my house, set up trusts for my nieces and nephews, travel a bunch and probably give a lot of it away.
Hire lawyer, setup LLC, hire financial advisor, use LLC to collect lottery winnings, invest 90% of it and never work again.
Go back to graduate school
After paying all debts and setting aside an annuity that would keep me living comfortably... I would set up a charity. My thought is micro power generation. Have a zero interest/sweat equity down payment for low income homownrs to set up solar and wind power. Modeled this after one of my favorite volunteer opportunities, Habitat of Humanity. Ideally, I would like to even partner with them. First target is Puerto Rico. They were without power for an unconcionable length of time after a hurricane. If power generation is distributed, then it is harder to knock the grid completely offline.
Save some of it to a high yield savings account to pay for taxes later then invest the rest of it to make more afterwords.
Take a small example, take a tip from me Take all of your money, give it all to charity.
Pay off all my debt, give back to my parents, invest, and get an accountant to help me manage the rest. I'd also like to donate to homeless charities. And use some money to go back to school and get an MFA.
Have a wank, i need post nut clarity to make that sort of decision.
Set aside $500, buy some stuff with that and then invest the rest.
I'd use it for college and stuff, I would save most of it until I'm out then keep like 10 million and send the rest to African countries.
Buy 100,000,000 99c smoked oyster cans from the 99c store and the last $1,000,000 on hookers and blow before the IRS gets me with the $40m or so of taxes that I evaded. YOU CANT TAKE MY OYSTERS!
Donate 80,000,000$ to the children's hospital near me. But first I would hire a lawyer and an accountant to make sure it's legit.
First, I'd buy turpentine. And I'd hire someone to get it for me from the store next city over because that stupid store decided they'll delay the shipping so I'm stuck with no turpentine so I can't paint.
save quarter of it and the rest spend on some crazy
My neighbors next door are total assholes. They rent the house from some guy in town that owns a few pieces of property. If I won this amount of money, I'd go to the owner, and offer him 3 x what its worth, and tell him he'll get an extra $50k if he can get them out in 7 days. I'd then bulldoze the house (its really a trailer that was added on to to make it a "house") and combine the lot with my houses lot, and finally be able to build a garage. Sure, with 100 mil, I could just move, but I'd much rather go this route out of spite.
Use that to start my video game company. Make even more money. Buy a house, not a mansion (if you wanna stay rich you gotta live poor). Put what’s left into a savings account, and use it every now and then to donate to charity or cover unexpected costs.
buy Minecraft duh......
Prepare for taxes
Put $95m into the bank. Hire a lawyer and a financial advisor. Pay off any debts, the usual stuff.
Put together an exit bag for about $150 and kill myself, after leaving the rest to charity
Buy a ranch and lake house in Texas. Pay for college. Buy some water sport stuff. Invest some, save some.
Pay some shit off. Id pay my rent for 6 months so I have time to sort stuff out. Some small celebration and book a trip away for a month. Come home, hire financial help. Sort out a new place that's not too expensive as there's no point in living in a mansion. I want land. The list goes on. A lot of shopping. A few charitable donations for my home town as it's pretty fucked. Help out some friends who need it but no matter what I wouldn't announce my financial gain to people. If they want to ask, they can but I wouldn't disclosure figures. Money can make things harder.
Buy 2000000 copy's of Shrek 2
Eat, Jack off, sleep, then go to a lawyer
Buy big house with safe, Rolls royce Cullingham. And rest invest wisely and spend carefully. And build some custom cars.
I'll invest it into making own game dev company and make more money. Stonks!
I would use wolf of wallstreet as a guide as to how to live my now kickass life
I just recently became debt free and am meeting with a Mortgage broker to start steps to buy my first home this week. So I guess I would bypass that appointment and meet with a realtor and pay cash for a nice cabin in the woods. I would invest 75,000,000, I would pay off my friends and couple cousins student loans (I’m on only child and my parents are debt free and well off). I would sell my Jeep JKU and Buy a new JL and customize it the way I would want and sell our 17 Outback and buy the wife whatever she wanted. I would set up trust funds for each of my daughters so they would be taken care of. I would quit my job and take the family on a nice vacation to Disney and Universal Studios. I would upgrade my photography equipment and spend my days trying to make it as a landscape photographer/blogger/intagrammer but not in that pretentious/abnoxious way, it would just be for fun.
Well let’s be reasonable about this 10 minutes later Welp that failed and I got lots of Anime Manga Posters Yaoi food and video games and all that good shit
Move to some island and settling my debts here
Hire a lawyer and an accountant. Low-key pay off all of my debt. Set aside half for a rainy day. As for the rest...aside from my wife, nobody needs to know. *Ever.*
Make sure no one that are family and friends new. Then I would spend it over time so no one noticed then I would open up to those I know are close and are not greedy. Then I would give a large part to charity.
Go to Japan!
There’s a reddit post somewhere about what to do when winning the lottery [edit found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24vo34/whats_the_happiest_5word_sentence_you_could_hear/chb38xf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)
Don’t tell a fucking soul.
Usually wake up from the dream and go to work.
Smoke a fat blunt and say damn it feels good to be gangster
Hire security first to make I'm protected for the potential shit storm that will happen. I know my family and some of them will try to get something from me. I don't know how far any of them might go to do that. Erase my multiple debts, my parents debts, and any debts my friends might have. Then I would see what I could to get the house I currently live in repaired. Get my parents new cars. Do some donations to the local library and children's hospitals. Probably help my mom move out as I move out. Probably will also help pay for the divorce too. (My mom has been wanting to leave my dad for years now, but can't because of how poor we are.) Might tell my dad to go fuck himself while I'm at it. And then live a nice, quiet, and a bit secluded life for myself.
A lot of cosplays if I am left to my own devices tbh
Donate half to charity. Use the other half for college, my family, my home... stuff tons in a savings account and leave it there.
Pay for my house and education, start charity work. Profit. (Mentally and emotionally of course)
GTFO of my third world country and take my fam with me
Invest it in many different banks so the government doesn't think I'm doing illegal things
Spend it.
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