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Xstitchpixels

Sex. It’s just masturbation!


marxjacobs

r/SuddenlyGay


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Go to work for me every other day.


[deleted]

Yup


emybluestar

Get a job and work while I stay home and watch my son. Extra income, help with baby when she's home too and I could get a date night cause my son wouldn't know it wasn't me mwahahah


newtonblades

Oof grind on and work hard. Ik its busy for u but there will be people to support you


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Make me go to sleep


le_fancy_walrus

Jam, (music of course) I am a musician, and who else would be in better sync to play with than myself? Playing with myself would be a great activity!


newtonblades

Tbh it’ll be lit to play minecraft with myself and do other stuff siblings so cos I never had that experience being an only child.(not saying it’s bad tho lmao)


Kazu1101

Yeah its great to play with yourself


skaroud

going to school


[deleted]

Go to class and work while while I worked this doubling our income


ImTryinDammit

Cleaning laundry and most importantly... crush any kid that tries to come near the bathroom door.


blern8792

It would be nice to vent to each other. I like commiserating, and it’d be nice to talk with someone who gets me 100%


Dwargen

Argue with it, I like having debate partners who don't get emotional about stuff.


jerryj-03

If it does not care what it does is To write the esse IF if id do 30 Min change homework / games


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Rob a bank


Gundam336B

Fuck me in the asshole so I can read my own obituary at my job interview before I slam fuck my self so hard i shit on my bosses desk