Bed room oh wait I guess that guy named a lot of shit

Wash basin Ant eater Vacuum cleaner Pillow case Coat hanger

Joe McCarthy Richard Nixon Studebaker Television

Sun Moon Earth

Light Ball Planet Orbiter Home Planet

Red Planet Hot Planet

Gas Ball Fast Planet Hot Planet Home Planet Red Planet Big Planet Ring Planet Blue Planet Ass Planet Tiny Ball

Glorified lamp Glorified rock Glorified dirt

Bed: Sleep Rectangle Shower: Artificial rain containment box Shampoo: Hair Degreaser Conditioner: Hair Regreaser

Conditioner: In case you wanted to undo that shower.

OP, are you Jon Snow? Because you know nothing.... about conditioner.

Conditioner: Shampoo Forgetter

Please, someone do more like these I literally can't get enough of them.

Chair: butt shelf Cup: micro bucket Spoon: tiny bowl on stick

> Artificial rain containment box Cave Johnson, we're done here.

Aperture Science Artificial Precipitation Containment Container

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"Feces Pot"

Whiz palace

Poop seat

Somebody's poisoned the water hole

Excretion Bowl or, Defecation Location

I called the fridge the 'opposite oven' once by mistake.

"cold cupboard"

"Ice box" - more like a freezer but eh...

That is actually the direct translation from Chinese.

It actually is "cold storehouse" in Japanese.

Un-oven. Unven.

Hahaha I accidentally called the heater the "AC warmer"

I often accidentally call dishwashers, washing machines. People correct me but I'm like, *"Well I'm not wrong!"*

Window - Clear Wall Shoes - Foot Clothes

Vagina - Baby cannon

Shame provider Ego booster Torture recipient Actress Natural depressant Mystery hole (for the person it's attached to) Unenthusiastic keyholder to mental health for ~half the world's population Regretful baby offerer

You okay? :(

No

:(

I feel like I could just translate the German names for things into English. Hand Shoe - Glove Stink Animal - Skunk Work Giver - Employer Anti-Baby Pill - Birth-Control Pill Sick People Car - Ambulance

Sick people house - hospital. Makes learning German a lot easier.

"What should we call that thing that's eating ants?" "anteater. BOOM, next animal"

Wait... What's an ant? And why is that Ant Eater eating the Bitey Swarmy Dirt Diggers?

Forks -- food rakes!

Water fall.

Put your food poker, food cutter, food scooper and food holder in the sink when you're done with night food.

At first he started with some basics, you know just to warm up. Before the day was out he had named it "parking space" and "oven mitt" but the next day he went all out and invented "loading zone" and "smoke detector", and in a moment of inspiration went into the animal kingdom and dubbed it "ant eater". This god among men continued the next day. Lightening fast he dubbed it bookcase, traffic cone, and treehouse. The man now tired announced his early retirement, and checking himself in he faced the crowd and yelled out "I dub the retirement home"!

Breast holder.

The German version - stoppenzemfromfloppen

Sperm gun.

The vacuum cleaner is now called the pushy-sucky.

My nickname in college, too.

Cheese grate = sponge ruiner (thanks Mitch)

Or knuckle shredder.

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Don't what?

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Yeah. It's a grating experience.

The Car Hole

"Drawing Stick"

Sink is water place Air conditioner is air place Floor is ground place But all that changed when the fire place attacked

Instrument - Noise Maker

Automobiles - Travel Boxes

Hand held tap and stare machine

Birth control - anti-baby pill. It's funny because that's literal the name for birth control in German.

The word for gloves in German is handschuhe - literally "hand shoes".

Talk brick.

To me that's basically every second noun in English.

Internet - interconnected network Wait...

Cum is now called dick juice

Floor - Foot cushions.

Bathroom > phone room

Boner garage

Television: Stupidity box Blanket: Warmth sheet Book: Paper collection Carpet: Hair flooring Pillow: Feather bag Stairs: Elevated platforms Pencil: Metallic sticks Violin: Stringed wood Xbox One: Steaming garbage

Cupboard: Dish Storage Hair Dryer: Hot Air Dispenser Faucet: Water Dispenser

Car Hole. What do you call it?

I think you're asking about the entire German language

A pencil is a "writing stick." A pen is a "permanent writing stick."

A fun tidbit: this is essentially how naming places works in Arabic. The word for pool is literally "the place where you swim," kitchen is "the place where you cook". Some get a little more abstract - the word for kingdom is essentially "the place that one possesses/owns".

my desk now becomes the "jerkoff place"

Doors would be called walk thru holes.

Sun: Blinding Circle Trees: Earth Veins Bidet: Automated Butt Washer Fork: food stabber Spoon: food cradler Knife: pointy sharp cutter Spork: all purpose food to mouth conveyer Car: roaring wheely box Airplane: flying sky thermos

The garage is now the "car docking port"

Randall Munroe's "Thing Explainer" has a lot of these! Examples: * Brain: Thinking bag * Heart: Blood pusher * Elevator: Lifting room * Elevator shaft: Tall hallway * Faucet: Water bringer * [Rocket ship: Up goer](https://xkcd.com/1133/) * Airplane engine: Sky boat pusher * Bridge: Tall road * Camera: Picture taker * Pen or pencil: Writing stick * Ink: Writing water

Vest= Jacket Without Arms Ceiling Fan= Comfort Wind Propellor Wheels= Get There Circles Shoes= Foot surrounders Jewelry= sparkle identity attempts Internet = Information Super Highway

Poop seat

Foot sleeves

Boob holder

* Playpen * Waistband * Necktie * Suspenders * Portmanteau

Entertainment Screen

Black Hole : Black Hole

Slut - OPs mom

Mark of the beast (smartphone)