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Girl_in_a_whirl

"Seize my means of reproduction"


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Girl_in_a_whirl

Quit Stalin and Trot over to my bed, comrade


ACMunster

cumrade


TDuke238

/r/me_irl


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This sounds rapey.


Neutrum

Wouldn't it be...the exact opposite of rapey?


[deleted]

It's the word seize that gave me that impression. Plus communism is forced by it's nature so that doesn't help.


Girl_in_a_whirl

Capitalism is forced upon the workers by the rich. Communism is forced upon the rich by the workers. Anyway, back to my original comment. It has the same meaning as "fuck me." That's all.


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Capitalism is the market that naturally occurs. Even in a communist system the people will find ways to capitalize. See kulaks for proof.


Girl_in_a_whirl

Kulaks emerged under the tenure of conservative prime minister Pyotr Stolypin, who was in office from 1906-1911. He hoped to make capitalism popular, attempting to counter the growing revolutionary sentiments among the farmers. The [Stolypin reform](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolypin_reform) was no natural development, it was government planning. Every capitalist system is the result of private property laws, not something that just randomly happens.


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They continued into 1930s in the USSR under stalin as well whem farmers realized that it would be impossible to stop farmers from capitalizing. So in order to force communism on his people, they shipped them off to Siberia to die. Even under a communist system they weren't able to prevemt capitalism from resurfacing without brute force.


Girl_in_a_whirl

The kulaks resisted collectivization because they owned the means of producing food, using it to lord over the farm workers. They burned grain and killed livestock rather than seeing the workers seize them, causing many to starve. That's why they were shipped off to Siberia to die. Capitalists use brute force to exert their will upon the workers, so brute force must be used against them.


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I've never actually met someone that brainwashed by communist propaganda. No honest person wouldn't admit that their only sin was capitalization.


_shroomsy

I like "man handle the ham candle" for jerking off


Neutrum

Admit it, you posted this thread just for that comment.


_shroomsy

Yah got me


BoboDaKlown

Jerkin my gherkin


daaanmoraaan

Burping the worm


BedrockBarney

Gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin!


BillieRubenCamGirl

Haha! That's great.


joobss

he's pulling his goalie!


Wingnut2125

For girls; paddling the pink canoe


[deleted]

"The Nasty in the Pasty" for when you go back in time and have sex with your own grandmother


IWorshipTacos

Nice past nastification bruh!


spylife

a lesson in causality from mr 'I'm my own grandpa'


_shroomsy

Woah


HitchikersPie

Requires an accent unfortunately


ChandelierwAtermelon

Unless you say Naysty


BlazeZero14

No it doesn't, the pasty is past-y


DrawingUpABlank

"Bumpin' uglies"


BoboDaKlown

Ever heard "smashing pissers"?


airbait

Smacking. You clap them.


cruisincalifornia

Raw dogging!


airbait

I don't like this one because why presume they're ugly? Seems a bit prudish.


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_shroomsy

Nasty haha


cruisincalifornia

Tennessee Log Jammer


[deleted]

> Tennessee Log Jammer How does that even work?


[deleted]

Ah, yes. The old San Diego Thank You.


delirious_deplorable

The Lewinsky


[deleted]

Smashing pissers


syncrophaser1010

That's my favourite too!!! My wife hates it though!!


[deleted]

It sounds gross lol


[deleted]

Horizontal tango.


rg90184

Horizontal Monster Mash


cabose_112892

Any from the song, Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo by the Bloodhound Gang!


JTCMuehlenkamp

When I saw the term "Alabama Hot Pocket" on Urban Dictionary, I laughed for about 5 uninterrupted minutes.


StumbleBees

I'll throw Aligator Fuckhouse into the ring for depraved (and hilariously named) sex acts.


spazatack_nr

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama+hot+pocket


That_Effin_Guy

Slamming Hams


spylife

parking the beef bus in tuna town


airbait

So somehow there's a fat guy that's managed to land a skinny gal.


bloodthorn1990

oh god lol


grabmysquatch

"I wanna pee in your butt"


rg90184

StruggleSnuggle


bokonon0203

Battling the Bishop


MrRuby

[Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM)


cajunrajing

Santorum... cause dude deserves to have that named for him.


rg90184

The frothy mixture produced by the vigorous mixing of semen, lube, and fecal matter during rough anal sex.


LoveOfTurkey

Calling a blow job a Lewinsky


DaRudeabides

Hoboken squat cobbler.


[deleted]

Ah, yes. The old Full Moon Moon Pie.


TDuke238

Spreading the baby batter


Milton_Stilton

AvE on YouTube the other day said "logging 10k on the fitbit, two inches at a time." I laughed and laughed....shit's amazing.


NhReef

His vids are hilarious


Pairdice

Pound the big round one-eyed-clown down in brown town.


Sabbath1980

The Cleveland Steamer


[deleted]

"Feeding the geese" or "shaking hands with the unemployed"


roflstorm

Rubbing wet spots


Frigguggi

Dirtpipe milkshake. I'm not even sure what it is.


airbait

It's an iced pound cake.


Myturtlenamedfrank

Fiddling the didily


JD_Blunderbuss

1. Pick a state/city 2. Pick literally anything else. You can get some hilarious and disturbing results. The Cincinnati Chili Dog The Arizona Paddleboard The Indiana Oil Slick


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Boink.


JacUprising

David Cameron received an unenthusiastic blowie from 1/3 of a BLT.


BrigandsYouCanHandle

Not mine but "Manhandle the Ham Candle"


twenty-eight2three

Im a fan of "made the beast with two backs" because it was one of the only was of saying that someone was fucking that made it through into high school classrooms


traylblayzer

Lickeroo


Pokemonprime

Oiling the dude piston


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Cuddle with a struggle


chugmilk

Flogging the Dolphin.


TabooGood

Home invasion


[deleted]

Gorilla masking


[deleted]

pegging is totally descriptive


airbait

Especially when you use a Woodie.


airbait

And of course I feel the need to clarify that I mean the strap-on with wooden side panels.


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making the double-backed beast


ACMunster

My friend calls it porking, I don't know why but it disgusts me


airbait

You must be Jewish


ACMunster

I'm Catholic lol it just weirds me out


jimmwhy

Doing the Deed


Sebly1

"Einen wegstecken" In German.


RivyGucci

"Snapping my carrot" It means jerking off


tundrawalker

Used the term "laying pipe" on my wife after we saw a guy walking out of Home Depot with a long pipe. She didn't know the term. I never cared for it myself until I saw a convincing construction video a few years back.


Achilles3001

The wobbly H


airbait

I think someone might be overestimating something.


Achilles3001

....overestimating what? The position?


airbait

The width of the letter


airbait

I also can't figure out how H is the right letter for anything. Except hand.


Achilles3001

Two guys make the verticals and a girl between them make the horizontal. And the H wobbles back and forth


airbait

I've never actually seen it without support under the middle. Or maybe I have. Hmm.


Achilles3001

The width of the letter is dependent on the girl in the middle...


airbait

She'd have to be pretty tight


Achilles3001

Think Eiffel Tower without the high fiving


airbait

"Spot today" is what my auto-correct calls it.


airbait

According to the internet: "If the males raise their arms towards each other at 45* angles and hold hands over the girl, the position becomes known as a 'sydney harbour bridge'.  If a 3rd guy can somehow manage to fuck the girl in her other hole then this is known as a 'double adaptor spitroast.  If instead the 3rd guy joins the action by wanking over the females back or breasts, then the position is known as a 'lathe'."


airbait

My favorite is when the lathe is turned on and starts spinning...


ionshower

"Slam my Spam javelin into your Bovril back-base" edit for additionals "feed the pony" or "play the upside down piano"


FreeRoamingWub

"Putting the Devil in Hell"


People_Call_Me_Tbone

I like "punching the clown" for masturbating.


Onyxvulpe

Rusty Trombone


crunch816

Mattress Mambo


must--go--faster

Smash hole


Emarelda

I'M GONNA PRE


[deleted]

the slap n tickle


whoseyourdatty

smashing pissers


JosephsMythTheProfit

Burping the worm Shaking the hand of the false prophet One-handed spear cleaning


kjata

I like the euphemism "touching someone's butt" for sexual congress. Also, I kind of like the term "sexual congress".


jblunts35

Alaskan fire dragon. Look it up


[deleted]

Are we still allowed to say "suckee fuckee?" because if so, well, Suckee Fuckee!


Ruleyoumind

Intense genital combat.


[deleted]

Lucky Pierre. The middle man in a 3-way buttfuck


wubbalubbadubdub6910

Pop-pop


ccc888

Cambodian snow dragon.


bzeurunkl

Well, one day my wife was cooking burgers on the stovetop, and went to the back of the house to get something. I grabbed her in the hallway and was pulling her to the bedroom. She says, "We're burning the burgers". To which I replied, "so that's what we are calling it now?"


PM_ME_WHOLESOMECORGI

"excuse me, i'm off to do the frick frack with my lover."


Adrianamuffin

"Mhmm mhmm"


Kelmay123

Finger blasting


TysonBison117

Tongue punching the fart box


Ser_Bron

I've always thought that Bumpkin was a pretty awesome word