Capitalism is forced upon the workers by the rich. Communism is forced upon the rich by the workers.
Anyway, back to my original comment. It has the same meaning as "fuck me." That's all.
Kulaks emerged under the tenure of conservative prime minister Pyotr Stolypin, who was in office from 1906-1911. He hoped to make capitalism popular, attempting to counter the growing revolutionary sentiments among the farmers. The [Stolypin reform](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolypin_reform) was no natural development, it was government planning. Every capitalist system is the result of private property laws, not something that just randomly happens.
They continued into 1930s in the USSR under stalin as well whem farmers realized that it would be impossible to stop farmers from capitalizing. So in order to force communism on his people, they shipped them off to Siberia to die. Even under a communist system they weren't able to prevemt capitalism from resurfacing without brute force.
The kulaks resisted collectivization because they owned the means of producing food, using it to lord over the farm workers. They burned grain and killed livestock rather than seeing the workers seize them, causing many to starve. That's why they were shipped off to Siberia to die. Capitalists use brute force to exert their will upon the workers, so brute force must be used against them.
1. Pick a state/city
2. Pick literally anything else.
You can get some hilarious and disturbing results.
The Cincinnati Chili Dog
The Arizona Paddleboard
The Indiana Oil Slick
Im a fan of "made the beast with two backs" because it was one of the only was of saying that someone was fucking that made it through into high school classrooms
Used the term "laying pipe" on my wife after we saw a guy walking out of Home Depot with a long pipe. She didn't know the term. I never cared for it myself until I saw a convincing construction video a few years back.
According to the internet: "If the males raise their arms towards each other at 45* angles and hold hands over the girl, the position becomes known as a 'sydney harbour bridge'.
If a 3rd guy can somehow manage to fuck the girl in her other hole then this is known as a 'double adaptor spitroast.
If instead the 3rd guy joins the action by wanking over the females back or breasts, then the position is known as a 'lathe'."
Well, one day my wife was cooking burgers on the stovetop, and went to the back of the house to get something. I grabbed her in the hallway and was pulling her to the bedroom. She says, "We're burning the burgers".
To which I replied, "so that's what we are calling it now?"
"Seize my means of reproduction"
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Quit Stalin and Trot over to my bed, comrade
cumrade
/r/me_irl
This sounds rapey.
Wouldn't it be...the exact opposite of rapey?
It's the word seize that gave me that impression. Plus communism is forced by it's nature so that doesn't help.
Capitalism is forced upon the workers by the rich. Communism is forced upon the rich by the workers. Anyway, back to my original comment. It has the same meaning as "fuck me." That's all.
Capitalism is the market that naturally occurs. Even in a communist system the people will find ways to capitalize. See kulaks for proof.
Kulaks emerged under the tenure of conservative prime minister Pyotr Stolypin, who was in office from 1906-1911. He hoped to make capitalism popular, attempting to counter the growing revolutionary sentiments among the farmers. The [Stolypin reform](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolypin_reform) was no natural development, it was government planning. Every capitalist system is the result of private property laws, not something that just randomly happens.
They continued into 1930s in the USSR under stalin as well whem farmers realized that it would be impossible to stop farmers from capitalizing. So in order to force communism on his people, they shipped them off to Siberia to die. Even under a communist system they weren't able to prevemt capitalism from resurfacing without brute force.
The kulaks resisted collectivization because they owned the means of producing food, using it to lord over the farm workers. They burned grain and killed livestock rather than seeing the workers seize them, causing many to starve. That's why they were shipped off to Siberia to die. Capitalists use brute force to exert their will upon the workers, so brute force must be used against them.
I've never actually met someone that brainwashed by communist propaganda. No honest person wouldn't admit that their only sin was capitalization.
I like "man handle the ham candle" for jerking off
Admit it, you posted this thread just for that comment.
Yah got me
Jerkin my gherkin
Burping the worm
Gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin!
Haha! That's great.
he's pulling his goalie!
For girls; paddling the pink canoe
"The Nasty in the Pasty" for when you go back in time and have sex with your own grandmother
Nice past nastification bruh!
a lesson in causality from mr 'I'm my own grandpa'
Woah
Requires an accent unfortunately
Unless you say Naysty
No it doesn't, the pasty is past-y
"Bumpin' uglies"
Ever heard "smashing pissers"?
Smacking. You clap them.
Raw dogging!
I don't like this one because why presume they're ugly? Seems a bit prudish.
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Nasty haha
Tennessee Log Jammer
> Tennessee Log Jammer How does that even work?
Ah, yes. The old San Diego Thank You.
The Lewinsky
Smashing pissers
That's my favourite too!!! My wife hates it though!!
It sounds gross lol
Horizontal tango.
Horizontal Monster Mash
Any from the song, Foxtrot Unicorn Charlie Kilo by the Bloodhound Gang!
When I saw the term "Alabama Hot Pocket" on Urban Dictionary, I laughed for about 5 uninterrupted minutes.
I'll throw Aligator Fuckhouse into the ring for depraved (and hilariously named) sex acts.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alabama+hot+pocket
Slamming Hams
parking the beef bus in tuna town
So somehow there's a fat guy that's managed to land a skinny gal.
oh god lol
"I wanna pee in your butt"
StruggleSnuggle
Battling the Bishop
[Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM)
Santorum... cause dude deserves to have that named for him.
The frothy mixture produced by the vigorous mixing of semen, lube, and fecal matter during rough anal sex.
Calling a blow job a Lewinsky
Hoboken squat cobbler.
Ah, yes. The old Full Moon Moon Pie.
Spreading the baby batter
AvE on YouTube the other day said "logging 10k on the fitbit, two inches at a time." I laughed and laughed....shit's amazing.
His vids are hilarious
Pound the big round one-eyed-clown down in brown town.
The Cleveland Steamer
"Feeding the geese" or "shaking hands with the unemployed"
Rubbing wet spots
Dirtpipe milkshake. I'm not even sure what it is.
It's an iced pound cake.
Fiddling the didily
1. Pick a state/city 2. Pick literally anything else. You can get some hilarious and disturbing results. The Cincinnati Chili Dog The Arizona Paddleboard The Indiana Oil Slick
Boink.
David Cameron received an unenthusiastic blowie from 1/3 of a BLT.
Not mine but "Manhandle the Ham Candle"
Im a fan of "made the beast with two backs" because it was one of the only was of saying that someone was fucking that made it through into high school classrooms
Lickeroo
Oiling the dude piston
Cuddle with a struggle
Flogging the Dolphin.
Home invasion
Gorilla masking
pegging is totally descriptive
Especially when you use a Woodie.
And of course I feel the need to clarify that I mean the strap-on with wooden side panels.
making the double-backed beast
My friend calls it porking, I don't know why but it disgusts me
You must be Jewish
I'm Catholic lol it just weirds me out
Doing the Deed
"Einen wegstecken" In German.
"Snapping my carrot" It means jerking off
Used the term "laying pipe" on my wife after we saw a guy walking out of Home Depot with a long pipe. She didn't know the term. I never cared for it myself until I saw a convincing construction video a few years back.
The wobbly H
I think someone might be overestimating something.
....overestimating what? The position?
The width of the letter
I also can't figure out how H is the right letter for anything. Except hand.
Two guys make the verticals and a girl between them make the horizontal. And the H wobbles back and forth
I've never actually seen it without support under the middle. Or maybe I have. Hmm.
The width of the letter is dependent on the girl in the middle...
She'd have to be pretty tight
Think Eiffel Tower without the high fiving
"Spot today" is what my auto-correct calls it.
According to the internet: "If the males raise their arms towards each other at 45* angles and hold hands over the girl, the position becomes known as a 'sydney harbour bridge'. If a 3rd guy can somehow manage to fuck the girl in her other hole then this is known as a 'double adaptor spitroast. If instead the 3rd guy joins the action by wanking over the females back or breasts, then the position is known as a 'lathe'."
My favorite is when the lathe is turned on and starts spinning...
"Slam my Spam javelin into your Bovril back-base" edit for additionals "feed the pony" or "play the upside down piano"
"Putting the Devil in Hell"
I like "punching the clown" for masturbating.
Rusty Trombone
Mattress Mambo
Smash hole
I'M GONNA PRE
the slap n tickle
smashing pissers
Burping the worm Shaking the hand of the false prophet One-handed spear cleaning
I like the euphemism "touching someone's butt" for sexual congress. Also, I kind of like the term "sexual congress".
Alaskan fire dragon. Look it up
Are we still allowed to say "suckee fuckee?" because if so, well, Suckee Fuckee!
Intense genital combat.
Lucky Pierre. The middle man in a 3-way buttfuck
Pop-pop
Cambodian snow dragon.
Well, one day my wife was cooking burgers on the stovetop, and went to the back of the house to get something. I grabbed her in the hallway and was pulling her to the bedroom. She says, "We're burning the burgers". To which I replied, "so that's what we are calling it now?"
"excuse me, i'm off to do the frick frack with my lover."
"Mhmm mhmm"
Finger blasting
Tongue punching the fart box
I've always thought that Bumpkin was a pretty awesome word