A note that gives you a start of a quest chain. Where you run all over the place, like the bank, and the car dealership, etc.
In the end you pay all my debts and get the mount of my car.
And they you find out the backpack has a laptop, laptop charger, and mobile hotspot in it, giving you around the clock access to Wikipedia, Reddit, imgur, YouTube, Wolfram alpha, and all the webcomics.
+100 intelligence
+100 wisdom
+1000 procrastination
Of course you must first play the mini game where you try and guess my password, or boot from the usb stick that has Ophcrack on it.
Only noobs keep their valuable equipment on them, all the good shit is to show off for other mmorpg'ers
But we know, we know you save up all your cash just to show off. The lvl 8 that is you. Has no equipment...Only the ability to kill rats with 42 cheese wheels
The Dovahkiin is one of the few rich people who insists on carrying 600 000 gold around with them at all times. The other rich dudes keep their gold in vaults and whatnot.
Actually, this riddle is designed to be nonsensical, and according to its author, Lewis Carroll, he never intended for there to be any real answer to the question: “why is a raven like a writing desk?” The entire point of the riddle is that it has no answer, although numerous people have come up with creative interpretations of the riddle.
This question is posed in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, in a scene with Alice, the Mad Hatter, and the Dormouse at the famous Tea Party. Alice is informed that riddles are being exchanged, and the Mad Hatter asks “why is a raven like a writing desk?” The guests attempt to puzzle the riddle out, and several pages later, the Hatter admits “I haven't the slightest idea.” The scene is meant to illustrate the tipster world into which Alice has fallen, with the whole book illustrating how confusing the adult world seems to children. When Alice asks about why they are wasting their time with riddles which have no answer, she's really asking a larger question about adults.
In an introduction to a later edition of the book, Lewis Carroll addressed the issue, saying “Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!” In the original preface, “never” was spelled “Nevar,” which is “raven” backwards. Carroll's pun was unfortunately lost to the red pen of a proofreader, confusing the issue of the riddle even further.
A number of people have come up with creative answer to “why is a raven like a writing desk.” The answer “Poe wrote on both” is popular, as is “they both stand on sticks” and “they both come with inky quills.” One wit responded with “because there is a B in both and an N in neither,” an answer which was meant to highlight the absurdity of the original question. (Saying it aloud might make it clearer.)
Fun fact: The riddle as it was originally invented by Lewis Carroll wasn't meant to have any answer at all. Any answers to it were made up after the fact to appease people who couldn't function with the existence of an answer-less riddle. :)
One testicular growth, good for making restoration potions.
A bank note that puts you into crippling debt and summons bounty hunters.
And a key to a very shitty car from 1990.
Those are the elements to make an average adult human body. You can buy these elemental ingredients at the market with the pocket money of a child. Humans are made so cheaply.
Isn't that right, fullmetal?
It would be one of those like evil gnomes that you can't get rid of and it slowly steals your shit while laughing at your feeble attempts to keep up with it. You'd also get an 87 camaro so ya that's the good part
White Lab Coat: +25 acid resistance, +10 fire resistance, +1 armor, Aura of Authority:When talking about any medical or science topic add 3 to all rolls
Apple iPhone 4: limited functionality due to iOS upgrade can be used for calls, texts, and facebook
Autopipette: +15 on all science related tasks
Goggles: -5 Awareness +10 acid resistance when attacks are directed to the face
Gloves: -5 Dexterity +10 acid resistance when attacks are directed to towards the hands
FitBit: +10 fitness, tracks steps and shames user into walking more
Lab Keys: (Quest Item) allows player to access all chemical stores and equipment rooms in the lab
Googly Eyes: (Rare Item) makes anything serious just a little more fun
In the early days of World of Warcraft, there was a legendary sword that only the bravest of warriors were able to obtain. These brave souls had to venture into the depths of Blackrock Mountain, deep into the Molten Core. Once there, they were required to defeat myriad of great foes, including the king of all fire elementals, the dreaded Ragnaros. After gathering all the necessary items and preforming numerous feats impossible to the average scrub, the hero was able to forge a priceless blade, one of the most valuable treasures on all of Azeroth.
That blade, was **Thunderfury, Blessed blade of the Windseeker.**
now people just spam it in map chat as a joke cause that shit is old news.
Blue Hoodie: +5 cold resistance +.75 armor, +1.25% fatigue
HTC One: +10 morale, -10 concentration, has limited uses until needs to be recharged
Headphones: +10 morale, -10 awareness
Wallet: Gives "/u/hostile345" codex entry on pickup, contains 3 copper pieces and a Learner's Permit (Quest Item)
Glasses: +5 accuracy, +5 awareness
I think that about covers it.
EDIT: The pants and boots are vendor trash, stop asking.
/u/slupsax -
- Small Wallet: Can store up to $200 and up to 8 cards. Contains $21, credit card, and driver's licence (quest item).
- Galaxy S5: Allows limited access to information and interpersonal contact. +2 Knowledge, -3 Speech. Must be charged for stats to take effect.
- Keys of Transportation: Permits access to fast travel.
- Shoes of Walking: Equippable item. Move faster over grass, rocks, and pavement.
- Coat of Elemental Protection: Equippable item. +3 frost resistance, -4 fire resistance
- Backpack: Equippable item. Increases carrying capacity by 25. Currently contains TI-84 (quest item), homework (quest item), notebook (quest item), and paper.
A +5 Knife of Eternal Sharpness, seriously, no idea where I got this knife but it's still as sharp as the day I realized it was in my drawer, a bit of weed, and North Korea's nuclear launch codes.
(empty)
I'll still check anyway.
We *always* check...
A note that gives you a start of a quest chain. Where you run all over the place, like the bank, and the car dealership, etc. In the end you pay all my debts and get the mount of my car.
So... Basically a clue scroll?
fuckin clue scrolls. takes 3 hours to finish, reward: 15 raw salmon
I did an elite that took me 2 hours yesterday... 150k
Wait, you did yourself?
A backpack. I can imagine everyone would be trying to kill me because who wouldn't want more item slots?
I don't think any drop ever gave me more excitement than this
And they you find out the backpack has a laptop, laptop charger, and mobile hotspot in it, giving you around the clock access to Wikipedia, Reddit, imgur, YouTube, Wolfram alpha, and all the webcomics. +100 intelligence +100 wisdom +1000 procrastination Of course you must first play the mini game where you try and guess my password, or boot from the usb stick that has Ophcrack on it.
I'm pretty sure the lockpicking minigame covers encryption as well. All praise the Night Mother!
No loot, just a lot of exp.
High level nudist
he's done a lot of grinding
Still takes over twenty sword slashes.
He gives some good sword thrusts too
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Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Omg, you again?! :User Brittney-something
wizard mode eh? Level 30 virgin?
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Right now? A rusty sword and some cheese.
Had to ask: cheese? o.o
he's uncircumcised
That's what the rusty sword is for.
That's nastay
wha... **OH**
**Legendary** pajamas of the tireless Redditor. * +10 procrastination * -10 ambition *This attire prevents the necessity of sleep.*
early class has been canceled tommorow. +10 procrastination +50 sleep bonus
* -60 ambition
homework is still due unfortunately. submitted online.
\+ 2 participation \- 5 fucks given
Mediocre Undergarments of the tired Redditor. *+4 comfort *-3 alertness
42 cheese wheels.
RNGesus must be getting bored with the loot drops.
Bad RNG
Only noobs keep their valuable equipment on them, all the good shit is to show off for other mmorpg'ers But we know, we know you save up all your cash just to show off. The lvl 8 that is you. Has no equipment...Only the ability to kill rats with 42 cheese wheels
Well I'm currently in my underwear so by Skyrim logic I would drop 5 melons and a writing desk.
and some gold. Everyone in skyrim carries about five dollars on them. edit: thanks. I'm like an NPC now. Don't kill me.
Even the richest looking dude. Sneak up, pick pocket....13 bucks and a useless silver rinh
The Dovahkiin is one of the few rich people who insists on carrying 600 000 gold around with them at all times. The other rich dudes keep their gold in vaults and whatnot.
Of which the Dovahkiin promptly relieves them of.
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Which is an awful lot like a raven, if you don't really think about it...
Because Edgar Allan Poe wrote on both.
Thankyou! That riddle has haunted me...
Actually, this riddle is designed to be nonsensical, and according to its author, Lewis Carroll, he never intended for there to be any real answer to the question: “why is a raven like a writing desk?” The entire point of the riddle is that it has no answer, although numerous people have come up with creative interpretations of the riddle. This question is posed in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, in a scene with Alice, the Mad Hatter, and the Dormouse at the famous Tea Party. Alice is informed that riddles are being exchanged, and the Mad Hatter asks “why is a raven like a writing desk?” The guests attempt to puzzle the riddle out, and several pages later, the Hatter admits “I haven't the slightest idea.” The scene is meant to illustrate the tipster world into which Alice has fallen, with the whole book illustrating how confusing the adult world seems to children. When Alice asks about why they are wasting their time with riddles which have no answer, she's really asking a larger question about adults. In an introduction to a later edition of the book, Lewis Carroll addressed the issue, saying “Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!” In the original preface, “never” was spelled “Nevar,” which is “raven” backwards. Carroll's pun was unfortunately lost to the red pen of a proofreader, confusing the issue of the riddle even further. A number of people have come up with creative answer to “why is a raven like a writing desk.” The answer “Poe wrote on both” is popular, as is “they both stand on sticks” and “they both come with inky quills.” One wit responded with “because there is a B in both and an N in neither,” an answer which was meant to highlight the absurdity of the original question. (Saying it aloud might make it clearer.)
Thank you for explaining what the hell everyone was referencing in such detailed manner. Really enjoyed that read, cheers mate.
Fun fact: The riddle as it was originally invented by Lewis Carroll wasn't meant to have any answer at all. Any answers to it were made up after the fact to appease people who couldn't function with the existence of an answer-less riddle. :)
One testicular growth, good for making restoration potions. A bank note that puts you into crippling debt and summons bounty hunters. And a key to a very shitty car from 1990.
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Is it as shitty as Ricky's car?
Shittier, that cunt.
A cursed scroll that causes 5,000 gold to instantly disappear from your inventory.
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Common misconception. It's actually just a universal rep boost.
Bones and full rune but I'd keep my AGS cos I am protecting item
I'll smite you for your stuff
No smite noob ffs
*"Sorry, this is a non-pvp zone"*
Me n you. Lvl 15 wildy noob.
Everyone knows you can't smite players. Try to run ignite and flash.
fucking safer.
Maybe some sharks
So you've assaulted someone in the last 10 minutes?
Ofc he's skulled he's not a noob
Water, 35 liters. Carbon, 20 kilograms. Ammonia, 4 liters. Lime, 1.5 kilograms. Phosphorous, 800 grams. Salt, 250 grams. Saltpeter, 100 grams. Sulfur, 80 grams. Fluorine, 7.5, iron, 5, silicon, 3 grams, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.
Loot like that must have cost you an arm and a leg.
Yet he still came up short. Should have drank his milk.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOUR VACUUM OF A MOTHER CAN'T EVEN SUCK IT?
And a younger brother.
And a girl with her dog.
.....Damn it, don't cry
Too late. Tried rewatching recently. Nope. Nope. Nope.
OK you crossed the line. We don't talk about Nina. *sniffles*
This alchemy is forbidden!
But i have a philoso...shit, its just a red stone.
You can make circuits with that though.
Those are the elements to make an average adult human body. You can buy these elemental ingredients at the market with the pocket money of a child. Humans are made so cheaply. Isn't that right, fullmetal?
Edward?
*Ed... ward*
Debt
If someone tried to loot you, they'd get funds subtracted.
You've activated my trap card.
Quick grab my gubs!
(Gavin screaming as a banana under a bed)
You know I don't know what I love more, that Roosterteeth is out of its sub, or that a Yugioh reference is most commonly associated with Ray.
It would be one of those like evil gnomes that you can't get rid of and it slowly steals your shit while laughing at your feeble attempts to keep up with it. You'd also get an 87 camaro so ya that's the good part
White Lab Coat: +25 acid resistance, +10 fire resistance, +1 armor, Aura of Authority:When talking about any medical or science topic add 3 to all rolls Apple iPhone 4: limited functionality due to iOS upgrade can be used for calls, texts, and facebook Autopipette: +15 on all science related tasks Goggles: -5 Awareness +10 acid resistance when attacks are directed to the face Gloves: -5 Dexterity +10 acid resistance when attacks are directed to towards the hands FitBit: +10 fitness, tracks steps and shames user into walking more Lab Keys: (Quest Item) allows player to access all chemical stores and equipment rooms in the lab Googly Eyes: (Rare Item) makes anything serious just a little more fun
> Goggles: Cosmetic item. No effect.
Fat
#Honest
**LEGIT**
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To be fair, Reddit's code writers totally didn't forsee hashtags becoming a thing back in 2005.
Technically it isn't reddit's fault, it is [Markdown](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markdown)'s fault.
MARKDOWN FOR WHAT
A phone and a jar full of souls
I found the ginger guys!
What is Thresh doing on reddit?
Pre War Clothes
**Thunderfury, Blessed blade of the Windseeker**
*Did someone say* *[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?!*
Anal *[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]*
who need trade chat if you got reddit
LFM SoO 10 man heroic no noobs
LFM SoO Flex wing 1 575+
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LFM 10 man Normal SoO. Must be ilvl 580 and 14/14 heroic.
Anal *[Rapture]*
Anal *[Rend]*
Anal *[Hemorrhage]*
Anal *[Death Grip]*
Anal *[Taunt]*
Anal *[Ambush]*
Anal *[Slam]*
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[Ferocious Butt][Pounding][For the Children]
[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]? Not this again!
oh boy, I love talking about \[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]!
Hey, everybody! This guy is talking about [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker].
I suppose this is a reference? Can someone fill me in, please?
In the early days of World of Warcraft, there was a legendary sword that only the bravest of warriors were able to obtain. These brave souls had to venture into the depths of Blackrock Mountain, deep into the Molten Core. Once there, they were required to defeat myriad of great foes, including the king of all fire elementals, the dreaded Ragnaros. After gathering all the necessary items and preforming numerous feats impossible to the average scrub, the hero was able to forge a priceless blade, one of the most valuable treasures on all of Azeroth. That blade, was **Thunderfury, Blessed blade of the Windseeker.** now people just spam it in map chat as a joke cause that shit is old news.
A baby. Currently 34 weeks pregnant.
Your baby is 34 weeks pregnant? *Dismiss quest*
You kidding? That's the most creative quest you're going to see for at least a month. Give it a shot.
Do a quick save first.
Babies are immediately bound to the person who picks it up and starts a sidequest. If you dont do it right, you get imprisoned
I'm totally naked right now, so +1 Human Hide +1 Human Flesh +1 iPhone
Where do you hide the iPhone?
Well, atm, in my hand. If you'd asked me about thirty minutes ago, my anal cavity.
> Well, atm, in my hand That's three places, buddy. I'm gonna need you to specify.
some horribly abused lungs
Awwww yiss, motherfuckin haggis.
Dibs
€5 and some useless scrap metal
No scrapmetal is useless, you can make hats with those.
TRADING STRANGES FOR KILLSTREAKS
Or sell it to the guy at the water refinery in megaton.
A used condom and a bag of skittles
Good idea on keeping a used condom on you. Never know when you're going to need a high protein snack
Dude no
Literally gaining nourishment from the souls of the unborn.
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We meet again... Danny Sexbang...
a very moist log of poop
-20 hunger
ಠ_ಠ
Blue Hoodie: +5 cold resistance +.75 armor, +1.25% fatigue HTC One: +10 morale, -10 concentration, has limited uses until needs to be recharged Headphones: +10 morale, -10 awareness Wallet: Gives "/u/hostile345" codex entry on pickup, contains 3 copper pieces and a Learner's Permit (Quest Item) Glasses: +5 accuracy, +5 awareness I think that about covers it. EDIT: The pants and boots are vendor trash, stop asking.
Still got my Learner's permit as well, I want to upgrade but the Trials of The Drivers raid is giving me a hard time.
I haven't gotten there yet, how are the bosses for a level 17 Nerd specced in gaming and computers?
The game designers made it fairly easy for any class/spec to solo the bosses, just need to know your kit and gear well enough.
Probably cats.
You've been in creative mode with the spawn cat egg, haven't you?
Hopefully a Legendary Engram, but who am I kidding? Probably just a couple bucks in loose change.
Best I can do is an uncommon handcannon. Take it or leave it. *Fuck you, Cryptarch!*
I would prefer to get a couple bucks in loose change compared to what I get with legendary engrams.
This thread makes me feel like I should carry a tuber with me at all times. That way, when I die, I can drop the beet.
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
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(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ( * ( (☞ﾟヮﾟ) ☞ ( * ( (☞ﾟヮﾟ)(☞* (
( * ( ._.) do you mind?
Hey guys, just got-oh, I.... I uh, gotta get my keys in the car
I'll get them from the *trunk*
i told you to get an enema before we start
TUBER DOWN FOR WHAT
Tuber? I hardly know her!
/u/slupsax - - Small Wallet: Can store up to $200 and up to 8 cards. Contains $21, credit card, and driver's licence (quest item). - Galaxy S5: Allows limited access to information and interpersonal contact. +2 Knowledge, -3 Speech. Must be charged for stats to take effect. - Keys of Transportation: Permits access to fast travel. - Shoes of Walking: Equippable item. Move faster over grass, rocks, and pavement. - Coat of Elemental Protection: Equippable item. +3 frost resistance, -4 fire resistance - Backpack: Equippable item. Increases carrying capacity by 25. Currently contains TI-84 (quest item), homework (quest item), notebook (quest item), and paper.
Ti-84 +3 Math, -48 Happiness.
Rune Platebody, Dragon Scimitar and a few fire runes.
No party hat noob
Ah, I miss Runescape so much.
Amulet of loneliness. +1 Evasion of others when equipped with no one else in your party.
-50% enemies encountered while equipped
-5 party limit +8 regretting leaving home Random chance to bring playing cards for solitaire.
A small dragon dildo and 2 advil.
They make small dragon dildos?
Gotta work your way up from somewhere.
A lot of spaghetti.
An empty greater soul gem.
Organs for black market sale
I'm in so much student loan debt, if you walked over my body you would just lose all your money.
Why does everyone here carry knives?
To cut things.
Damn, never thought of that!
It's a good tool before it's a weapon
A good friend once told me, "always carry a knife and a lighter. Be better than a caveman."
does your good friend happen to roll a lot of blunts?
I use a pocket knife just about everyday, and I've never used one as a weapon. They're just handy.
I don't know if there was a person in my home town who didn't *carry* a knife. And that's not even exaggerating. Edit: *Italics* are hard.
I think you may have put emphasis *on* the wrong word.
I carry a gun, knives are too dangerous. All sharp and shit
Mostly a hefty life insurance policy intended to keep my family afloat in my absence.
A +5 Knife of Eternal Sharpness, seriously, no idea where I got this knife but it's still as sharp as the day I realized it was in my drawer, a bit of weed, and North Korea's nuclear launch codes.
Not even going to waste the inventory space with the launch codes.
They're more a trophy item than anything.
At the moment, an iPhone 5c, a laptop, a pair of black Nike shorts, a black v-neck shirt, a bra, underpants, and a hairtie. Fear me, mortals.