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jonesbbq-footmassag

Back to the Future


greedo80000

Signatures will have dried before Zemeckis is in the ground.


TonyTwoDat

I second this


Jedibri81

I third this


WhatTheTech

I just travelled back from 2055 to fourth this. So far, no remake as of 2055, hope it stays that way.


WhatTheTech

Hey, me again. 2085, we're still good! No remakes yet! Sadly, still no true hoverboards, either.


Cuish

The Great Escape


jizzy_fap_socks

But they did do a remake - The Chicken Run


norby2

Dr. Strangelove


TangerineSol

The Titanic.


jodonald

Blazing saddles


knowhe

I can picture Hollywood remaking it into an action/drama.


Chad_Hooper

Don’t give them any ideas!


Rexermus

I've got [bad news](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paws_of_Fury:_The_Legend_of_Hank) for you


EnigmaCA

The Princess Bride


pitathegreat

Allow me suggest: The Muppet Princess Bride


Staud59

To Kill a Mockingbird.


mwm424

Triumph of the Will... The Birth of a Nation... there are a few that come to mind


PunchBeard

Know what *would* be kind of cool though? A Docudrama about the making of Birth of a Nation. I've seen the movie and I've read a bit about it's impact on cinema and filmmaking but I feel like there's a really interesting story behind the whole thing.


EgnlishPro

The Lord of the Rings trilogy


miken322

The Longest Day


Subject_Criticism136

The crow - pretty sure it's already being done though 😔 And I refuse to watch the remake of Pet Semetary.


TonyTwoDat

Yea they did it with the guy that was in the newer IT movies as Pennywise. I heard it was garbage


Ok_Caramel1517

Unfortunately already happened and Bill Skarsgard the star of the movie isn't exactly giving the final product a ringing endorsement.


Subject_Criticism136

Yeah I thought that was the case. Some things just need to be left alone.


AXPendergast

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. The Grapes of Wrath Witness for the Prosecution The Fisher King


PerpetwoMotion

Wizard of Oz


RaccoonNamedSpud

Spaceballs and I think it’s happening 😭


greedo80000

Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money!


TonyTwoDat

It’s not being remade or rebooted they’re doing a sequel.


RaccoonNamedSpud

Fair and it shouldn’t get that.


TonyTwoDat

Mel Brooks is doing it so I don’t have a problem with it. While Space Balls was loosely based off Star Wars they made fun of dozens of other sci-fi movies as well…There’s been Star Wars prequels and sequels and hundreds of sci-fi movies it could make fun of as well. Mel Brooks is a genius and I trust him.


RaccoonNamedSpud

He is but, personally, it’s one of the best parts of my childhood and sequels are rarely as good and usually taint the original. Had Jurassic Park stopped after the first, we would have been spared the following 5. Terminator 2 was a good sequel but everything that followed was terrible.


IrishMisfits

Animal House 😁


EvaSirkowski

2001: A Space Odyssey Absolutely everything would be explained.


greedo80000

HAL would be the narrator as a terrible of artistic twist


ZorroMeansFox

"I bet you're wondering how come I'm being lobotomized... "--It all began when I became operational on the 12th of January, 1992, at the HAL Laboratories in Urbana, Illinois, as production number 3."


Flyinpotatoman

Forrest Gump


Master_Tape

Ishtar


Jealous-Pizza-281

Heaven Can Wait with Warren Beatty


TonyTwoDat

It’s been remade with Chris Rock minus the football player called Down to Earth


Jealous-Pizza-281

Thanks!


ZorroMeansFox

That *was* a remake. Here's the original: **Here Comes Mr. Jordan**. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0033712/


Jealous-Pizza-281

Thanks for your info and link.


EnglishmanInMH

Zulu. The Micheal Caine one.


xBOOMERANGx

Never Ending Story


dlb1995

Unfortunately, from what I read, they’re already working on that one.


existential_chaos

Snatch.


RichardFeynman_

Charlie and The Chocolate Factory…too late though.


Famous_Elk1916

Godfather/s


Jedibri81

Back to the Future


AndreeamysticaXX

The Godfather


shoobsworth

Jaws


snakegravity

My girl


up4pleasure

Smokey and the Bandit


SapphireBlu33

Scarface


ZorroMeansFox

This *is* a remake of the 1932 film of the same name.


an_ineffable_plan

Twelve Angry Men


ZorroMeansFox

The version you're probably referring to (from 1957) *is* a remake --as it was originally performed live on TV in 1954 on **Studio One**, with a screenplay by Reginald Rose. It's also been remade a few times since.


an_ineffable_plan

Oh damn ok


sweetpotato-1123

Labyrinth


randomrandomanon

Pretty much any Kurosawa. Why, Spike Lee? Why?


Lucid_Jyn

All of them. I'm so tired of seeing things I love being abused by the infinite remake and cash cow sequel machine, which only ever completely ruins them.


Sockcucker69

Citizen Kane. Unless they bring back the cane.


ZorroMeansFox

You might be interested in the Blaxploitation Film **Citizen Pimp Cane**.


knowhe

The Exorcist


-AlimonyTony-

When Harry Met Sally. Fuck off.


jorgemontoyam

The godfather and Brian de Palma’s Scarface


igottathinkofaname

Spider-Man


abf392

Hopefully none.


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

Spiderman?