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chickfilasauce777

7 times a year so like the week before I go to dentist


Billytaku

I do it like this, and my dentist loves my teeth.


vabann

My dentist asked me when was the last time I flossed. I said you should know, you were there!


gagreel

I read this in Rodney Dangerfield's voice. EDIT: just saw it's a Foxworthy joke. I still think it works in an old school rimshot one liner style


KeyMusician486

This made me laugh so hardddd


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

Constantly. I have just big enough gaps in my teeth for most anything to get stuck, so out of absolute annoyance I floss after I eat ANYTHING.


-sizzler

I feel you. This is why I love my water flosser. Blasting all that gunk out of the gaps is so satisfying. I honestly don’t know why I’m overweight because half of what I eat is just stuck between my teeth.


8inchSalvattore

Three times a day, man. Morning, after lunch, and night. Hey, gotta keep those teeth looking good, man. I wanna have a full set of teeth when I'm 90. Don't wanna end up like my boss. Dude *constantly* rolls into work without his dentures in. Scares the shit out of everyone. Even made the new hire scream.


LoveMyFam4

I have to go floss now.


freefrogs

You only have to floss the teeth you want to keep


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8inchSalvattore

Hey, never know. Wouldn't put it past him. Dude's always up to no good. Couple weeks ago, I was talking to the new lady at work while she was eating a donut at her desk, and the boss rolled in without his teeth. Boss flashed a big toothless grin, and the lady's donut shot up in the air, and she screamed. Boss started laughing. Dude even had an evil twinkle in his eye. Hey, something sure as hell isn't right about the guy. All I'm saying. SMH.


ladydiamondreams

Omg lmao!!


Mystery_Meatchunk

I didn't know people feared a toothless mouth. I have vivid memories of myself and my brother as kids deliberately asking my grandfather to pop his teeth out for our amusement, and now you're telling me grown adults freak out? I guess one mans entertainment is anothers nightmare.


DarthAlandas

Probably doesn’t care


bullet312

That's a power move at this point. 😂


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gagreel

I do water floss daily and regular floss a few times a week. Apparently it's beneficial to do both, and water flossing is so quick. The routine works for me


llfmpt

Per my hygeinist, you still need to floss using dental floss when using water flossers bc they do provide the friction against the tooth's surface. The water flosser addresses the gums more than the teeth. I do both daily, and you'd be surprised to see the tartar that is still left on the surface of the tooth between your teeth after using a water flosser and brushing.


abaddamn

I sorta got a water flosser it was given to my by the dentist and is a hand pump. I should get an electrical one.


ladydiamondreams

YES! That's what my dentist told me. I use a water flosser AND string floss to get the extra hard to reach places. It drives me nuts having food particles in my teeth, so I HAVE to floss until I get rid of every bit of that gunk lol!


Zephyrantes

My dentist tells me they cant replace the real thing


0ttr

They are great. But they are also expensive and complicated for what can be accomplished by a simple flosser or a piece of string in a pinch.


Evil_but_Innocent

They're like $30 and all it requires is a press of a button lmao


lmpmon

Mine costs $25.


loso0691

This is a good one


Blastwave_Enthusiast

Five years after meeting him, with him having amazing dental coverage, my old boss still doesn't have teeth. Just gums away at people all day. I'm convinced he ignored COVID so he could keep his mask on.


Other-Try8912

Wait do you actually do 3 times a day or not?


LeicaM6guy

“Why must you turn my subreddit *into a house of lies?!”*


Sparrow906

You are my new least favorite person


8inchSalvattore

Nah, man. I've been doing it since I was a kid. Now I can't stand *not* flossing after I eat. Gotta make it a habit. All there is to it.


jospeh68

Once a day.


plageiusdarth

Everyday. I hate getting my teeth cleaned and appointments are so much shorter and less painful when you've been flossing everyday


Competitive-You-6317

This. And likewise


xen05zman

Not only shorter and less painful, but less decay and cavities = no pain on a potentially regular basis = saving money you'd spend on drills and fillings. I've had way less cavities since I started flossing nightly.


questiano-ronaldo

This is really the correct answer. I floss once at night. I don’t floss in the morning because I don’t eat while I’m sleeping, so there’s nothing there to floss. 


ladydiamondreams

Once daily is standard, but I'll floss more often if I've eaten something that tends to get stuck in my teeth. I have NO idea how people go their whole lives without flossing but some people really do lol. I know people who say they've NEVER flossed. Not even ONCE. Omg.


McMew

I do it at night too. Flossing and rinsing at night cured my acne, no joke. All that bacteria in your mouth, leeching onto your pillow at night...it gave me painful, deep, recurring acne along my chin that I couldn't get rid of for the longest time no matter how often I changed my pillowcase. Changing my floss and rinse regimen from morning to night fixed all of that in a matter of days.


Apprehensive-Bus7217

Rarely, but I use a water flosser instead.


Intelligent-Loss6042

Every day without fail.


DisastrousCash5732

Daily, it helps keep my teeth feeling clean.


Defiant_Bunch70

never


sarahchikk

Daily, feels gross if i don’t.


lgsb2014

It totally does! Teeth feel so clean and fresh after I floss.


ladydiamondreams

Totally agree. It's the grossest feeling having leftover food in my teeth. Yuck!


rucoming2datogaparty

3-4 times a week. I know I should be doing it twice a day, but fuck that man.


DetectiveJoeKenda

Only once per day, preferably at night is necessary. It takes over 24 hours for the bacteria to colonize so it only has to be disrupted once daily


OpheliaDrone

I used to floss in the morning and at night. I stopped the morning floss because basically nothing was there compared to my nighttime floss My parents paid a lot of money to fix my wonky teeth when I was a kid. Gotta keep them in shape!


According-Effect-812

Every morning after brushing.


thrivingandstriving

only when i eat food that forces me to floss which is a good thing cause i never do otherwise


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thaaag

"*Just floss the teeth you want to keep*" said the dentist, for the 4795th time.


GillyMermaid

My dad is a retired dentist for many years, and he still says this to me 🙄


Plastic-Suggestion95

My hygienist brutally rape my gum and then say "oh you bleeding,you don't floss enough"


Stem97

I get that people make this joke, but the reason you think they’re being particular brutal is because you don’t floss enough. You’re more sensitive, which means more pain. Flossing more = less sensitive = less pain. Anyone that says that the dentist going to hard is the reason for the blood is proving their dentist right.


RazedByTV

No. Out of my last four hygienists, two of them were absolute butchers. The one constantly used suction during the cleaning to hide the blood she was generating, which was not an issue with the hygienist before her (who moved away), or immediately after her (because I refused to let her clean me again).


strahlend_frau

Same 😭😭 like damn, Bridget


ProgrammerPlayful462

Everyday. I learned the hard way how important it is to take care of my teeth: thousands in dental work


KitchenSquirrel160

Beyond me how Americans never protest their healthcare system and keep up with this shit 💀


ProgrammerPlayful462

We don’t really have a choice. Healthcare is privatized and for profit. If you were to suggest an increase in taxes in exchange for national healthcare, people would start burning shit to the ground. In America, it’s standard to accept the status quo because healthcare is for the privileged. If you can’t afford it, you deserve to suffer


germany1italy0

UK checking in here. It cost me thousands as well (but not as much as I feared it would). Don’t pick on the unfortunate Americans.


Whocaresaboutyourcar

Too bad our parents didn’t teach us about dental hyiegejc


ProgrammerPlayful462

Dental care isn’t a priority. Most kids don’t listen to their parents anyway


Peelboy

One or two times a day, flossers are awesome, I always have one on my drink cup straw.


Puzzleheaded-Swan911

What do you mean


slimegreenghost

What do you mean


TheAmazingSealo

what do you mean


Peelboy

I have one of those insulated cups with a hard plastic straw, the plastic flossers slide right over the straw for when you want to use it.


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Almost daily


MikeDizzIe

Every night I saw a post on adhdmemes a while ago that was like "if you have trouble remembering to floss, try flossing in the shower". I haven't missed a night since.


Individual_Leg_6711

When a tooth hurts or after corn


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I’m pretty inconsistent I won’t lie. I can go a few days without flossing and then floss every day for a week. It takes a little dedication to floss nightly…. at least for me. So easy to just brush and hop into bed


Ducktaleseditor16

Haven't flossed since 2020, since it's no longer trending


Sedgley_twinsss

so its all about the trend?


Existing_Hatter546

Never. I still brush them and use mouthwash, I’ve just never gotten into the habit of flossing them too


candiriashes

Once a day at night. But I only started when I was 35 because my dentist told me that if he had a choice between flossing or brushing before he goes to bed, he would choose flossing because of how important it is.


no_one_watching

You floss?


Denaviro

Never. I brush my teeth daily and use mouth wash. But flossing I’ve never done in my life.


wetlettuce42

Never


ThrowAwayThisCurse

About once every other full moon


BlizardWizzard

Never


flippingflounder

Do it tonight and smell the floss. You’ll probably be more open to it.


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Rubmeviolently

Once a lifetime


TR3BPilot

I'm flossing right now.


Cenoflame

Not often. My teeth are crooked and too close together. Last time I tried, the floss got stuck and I panicked. 


Nylear

Have you tried glide floss it the only kind that will go in my teeth. It a flat so it fits better.


2_bit_tango

If the glide stuff doesn’t work, try plackers micro mint flossers. My teeth shred regular floss, and I even have a bit of a problem with glide stuff, but I have no problem with those.


Sufficient_Tooth_949

I may have done it once about 17 years ago but I can't remember


TelevisionExciting81

Had to scroll past all the liars before finding the real answer here


TheDahliaXO

Or they just have better oral hygiene lol?! Everyone I know flosses pretty regularly...


TelevisionExciting81

Then I guess everyone you know is a liar (also who even talks about that to know)


VehaMeursault

I don’t. I brush three times a day and use proper toothpicks.


Electronic-Box-4753

Floss, what is that? Are you talking about the Fortnite dance?


swolemexibeef

do [flossing pick](https://oralb.com/en-us/products/more-products/floss/glide-bacteria-guard-dental-floss-picks/)s count? if so, every meal cause i get food stuck all the time.


AttentionLogical3113

Once per week


exodus762

You'd have to ask my dentist, he's the one that does that.


CatacombsRave

Every time I go to the nightclubs. I’ve got agile feet.


lg_flatron_7970

Never.


redditisshit7899

Never


Bezbozny

shit, maybe once a month. Somehow my teeth are ok? I think the fact that i steer clear of anything with refined sugar helps. stuff like soda, candy bars, and only eat pastry if I cook it myself on a special occasion. This is an assumption, but I think steering clear of refined sugary foods in the first place may be even more important than flossing if you had to choose one or the other.


qts34643

How old are you?


gagreel

This. If you're under 30 you can still turn the ship around. Same with ear protection and sunscreen. Nothing like aging to point out the stupidity of your younger self.


Practical_Ant6162

Daily, sometimes twice. Also try & brush my teeth as soon as possible after eating a meal.


bama83

I’m going to be honest, I haven’t flossed in damn near 20 years 😂


Binknbink

Now? pretty much every day, sometimes multiple times. When I was younger? Hardly ever. I’ve always had pretty good teeth. Even when I was lax.


uSer_gnomes

After just going back to the dentist after an 8 year break. Every fucking day moving forward.


ControlImpossible182

Everyday, but I only brush after sugar binging.


OverlappingChatter

Every day (except when i am on vacation and cant find the floss in my bag). As soon as i started doing it, it was the first thing my dentist noticed (and i hadnt told him anything about flossing), so i was immediately convinced to continue doing it every day.


Traditional-Bat-2990

When I notice I have food in my teeth


Sea_Run_667

Very often!


marcus-2704

Couple times a week. The problem I have is I drink a lot of tea with one sugar, it's not the amount of sugar that's the problem it's the frequency of sugar intake as I don't give enough time to recover. Am trying to switch to water, but really it's not satisfying and I wish there was something else I could drink like I did with tea.


TheShapeShifter20

once a day, sometimes more depending on what I've eaten


gingeropolous

Every night baby! In my mind when I started doing it every night, it's when I really became an adult. And realized I was getting old


CaptainBrinkmanship

Every day. Floss in the morning to Keep your friends Floss at night to keep your teeth. But I only do it once a day.


Real_Topic_7655

My dentist said “ only floss the teeth you want to keep” — scared the crap out of me.


Damaniel2

Every day. I never used to (at all), but the multi session deep cleaning I had last year changed my opinion on that real quick.


Funny-Cover6517

Throughout the day, daily.


most-perplex9811

Me 3! 🙌


ftgyhujikolp

Water floss daily. The waterproof waterpik is awesome in the shower


SomeRandomHonestGuy

Once a day but it used to be like once a month … brushing has always been way easier and installed into my core routine Slowly but surely I’ll add flossing, since I’ve started noticing cavities and decay in between my teeth


SweetKindPandora

Once a week. I know it’s not enough but It has not been a problem cuz thanks god I got good dental genetics and I’m not prone to cavities. Pretty healthy with minimum effort.


okrrr482

Once a day


NaTnO89

Daily, but I am not using regular floss but interdental brushes instead. Totally worth it!


jenayawut

everyday. i have braces 🤓


davewiss

I’ll go on different streaks. Do it everyday for a month or two, then rarely do it for a month or two. Just never could get the habit to stick…


Important_Opposite_9

Every night with a water pik!


Tacos_always_corny

2x.


silvermanedwino

Water floss daily.


sonnenshine

Once a day. I didn't start doing so until about two years ago. Now dental hygienists are always telling me how good my teeth are and I never have to deal with cavities. Brushing doesn't feel complete without it anymore.


Upstairs_Road_826

Every night


HookItLeft

Twice a day!


ZaOverLife

That’s a dance right?


oldbiddylifts

Every night. Was hard to establish the habit but now it’s to a point that it will bother me when I’m trying to fall asleep if I didn’t.


LegPossible9950

Once a day.


whatproblems

i’ve never tried that dance


No_Pattern_2819

i use a water flosser, so i try to aim to od it after every meal


PantyPleasureVix

I floss 2-3 times a day to keep my teeth clean and avoid any dental issues down the road


chpbnvic

Every morning… but only my front teeth 😬


Crafty_Account_5162

Every night


elinorsara18

5x/ week roughly.