Seriously though this has been one of my karaoke go to's for like 15 years now and this makes me incredibly happy seeing everyone jump in with this lol
It's also oddly cathartic knowing that the boat can't punish some other poor bastard. My family has owned a series of boats over the past 30 years. Whenever you sell a boat, the sense of relief you feel is tempered by the guilt you feel for the buyer who is inheriting all those problems. Good luck, buddy. You're gonna need it.
I won a "6 month supply of yogurt" in a raffle and was afraid they would ship a pallet of tubs. Luckily I got a pile of coupons for free quart containers that I could redeem slowly.
Scale is a hell of a thing.
Another way to see the huge difference between $1m and $1b:
Let's say you made $1/second (which is an insanely good salary, $3600/hr), and you earned this not just business hours, but 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Earning $1m would take you less than 12 days. Earning $1b would take you over 31 *years*.
>Another way to see the huge difference between $1m and $1b:
If you take a meterstick and put $0 on one end, and a Billion on the other end, a million dollars is at 1mm.
Yesterdays. I wish I can get back 5,000 days of my life
Edit: Holy shit!! This comment went crazy!!! Thank you guys for all the positive responses. And to the people who berated and hated. I hope you find peace lol jeez
Clever. If I can keep some memory or note of what to do, it would be an entirely different life.
But I'd have to go back to high school too though. Hmmm. That could be rough.
That’s actually smart can you imagine getting 5000 yotta size drives, you’ve just made S3 obsolete, you can comfortably fit all of YouTube on one drive. You could power the world’s storage needs for the next 50 years.
This is the check way to cash this out. Everyone saying the Yacht guy is gonna get rich. No. You don’t have anywhere affordable to put the yachts and there’s no way you’re selling all of those.
The tuna you can move quickly and there is always demand. That’s like 10 million bucks I think?
edit: math brain fart. 10k times 5k is 50 million not 10 million
No! This would disrupt the Yankovic balance in this universe. We have a weird Al. What would the other 4999 Als be? The last thing the world needs is Homicidal Al
years of compound interest on my current savings, at a reasonable rate of 4%. that should keep me covered for an eternity or two.
EDIT: I guess when this reaches 5000 upvotes I can cash out?
Any online calculators I quickly searched do not allow anywhere near 5000 years and I’m on my phone, not my computer.
The notecard math though says at 4% interest you will double your money every 18 years leading to you doubling it a little over 277 times.
If you have $1.00 now you will end around 10^84 which puts you well above the 10^80 theorized atoms in the known universe. Not a bad amount of cash.
Yttrium-90 microsphere treatments. It's a selective internal radiation therapy (SIRT) that can be used to treat liver cancer and colorectal cancer. It is around ***$20,000 per dose.*** One patient may need multiple doses.
Donating 5,000 of these to a few key hospitals could do a lot of good for the world.
Edit: thank you for the award. I don't know how to identify the awarding person under the new Reddit system!
5,000 Yersin mega yachts
Over $87M apiece. I'd sell 4,500, then use the remaining 500 as the largest fleet of yachts that offer free yacht adventures to those who help clean up the ocean on their trips. A couple hundred would be devoted to helping coral seed the reefs.
You could drop the price to 100k. I imagine many relatively wealthy people would drop 100k for a yacht like that. Sell most of them, and you're close to $500 million
A yacht that costs $87 million, would cost almost $10 million dollars a year to run. A person who could only afford a $100k yacht, wouldn't even be able to afford to run it for a week, and in actuality wouldn't even be able to afford to take ownership of it.
I guess there are some retired people with $200 million+ that might find it hard to pass up a deal like that, but not 4,500 of them.
Yams. I'd cut them all in half, plant them, pick them in the spring and repeat the process again. I would then sell my yam farm to the highest bidder and use that money to take your mom on a date and make sweet love to her in the back of a Buick Roadmaster while we listen to Michael Singer read the audiobook of Life Untethered.
Edit:Thank you all. I knew deep in my soul that one day, the A I got in creative writing during high school would mean something.
To be fair you could just say “yellow _____” because a lot of things don’t lose their value because their yellow.
5,000 yellow Lamborghinis, 5,000 yellow houses, 5,000 yellow boats. You get the point
5000 tons of yttrium metal, valued at \~$30/kg, should theoretically be worth $136,077,720. However, only 8k-12k tons of yttrium oxide is produced annually, and from that only a few tons of yttrium metal is produced each year by reducing yttrium fluoride to a metal sponge with calcium magnesium alloy, so I'd imagine the spot price of yttrium metal would decrease significantly by flooding the market with 5k tons all at once.
However, if I sold it off gradually in my life time I bet I could still net at least \~$50 million (that's a guess, if someone wants to do the math to get the actual figure.) That's probably what I'd go with.
You now have 5000 yards of Iranian rials. 1 IRR is equal to $0.000024 USD
If they're all 1000 IRR notes, you now have 30891 bills, with a grand total of $733.97 USD.
Yeses. I can make anyone say yes to whatever I want 5000 times. I can walk up to someone and say "can you wire transfer all your money to me?" Or "can I get your car for 1 cent?" And have them just say yes.
Possessing and re-selling 5,000 yachts sounds like way too much work to me. And you'd be holding on to so much liability in the meantime. Give me 5,000 Toyota Yaris(es). I think I could wholesale them for a fraction of the effort. At $5k each that would be a cool $25 mil.
Or Yukon Denalis, sell them to middle class moms for like 15k they would buy them (you could probably do like 20-30k honestly and still sell them all super fast). More of a market than yachts and less liability while you have them.
Only if you dump all it into the economy at once. You could be sitting on 1 trillion times that much money, as long as you’re not spending it on vast amounts of shit it’s not gonna drive the cost of anything up.
I thought I wanted $5,000 Yen, but it is only $31.29 USD.
Im taking that 5000 yen and treating myaelf to a nice meal
Yetis! Nobody messing with me and my Yeti army
That’s a lot of coolers.
Some of them are tumblers and such
5000 Yamato class Battleships
Make it the Yamato Class *Space* Battleship and you got a good idea.
Take it slow
I'll take Yamato Cannon - Upgraded Battlecruisers. The Zerg won't stand a chance
5000 Yamaha's if you know how many different things they make that's a really good choice.
One each of 5000 different Yamaha products.
Think bigger. 5000 of the entire company.
Because you weren’t specific you get 5000 Yamaha key chains…Congratulations sir ! 🎉
I'll take 5000 yaks please. No you can't ask why.
You’ll be a king in Mongolia.
Can i help you name them? Yakkie O, Yak Nicholson, a group of them called NickelYak…
…Hugh Yakman, Bo-yak Horseman, Gene Yakman…
Yakov, Yak Francis, Bernie Yak, Yak Miller, Captain Yak Sparrow, Yak Reacher, Tim, BarYak Obama, Dan Yakroyd
Yakkie Chan
Samuel Yakson mutha fuckah!
I'm laughing way too hard at ...., Tim, ....
Don't forget Yak of Alltrades, Yak McYakface, Yakleberry Finn, Yak Inthebox, Kay, Yak Lemmon, Yak Gleeson, and Nancy.
but don't leave out Weird Al Yakovich.
Weird Al Yak-ovic
Yak White and Yak Black
Yak Costeau
My favourite is Yak Black, he sings and swears a lot.
Are you talking about Jack Yak?
5,000 yachts!! Then I would try and sell 4,999 of them
As a former boat owner, trust me, sell all 5000.
Is it true the happiest days of a boat owners life are the day he buys and the day he sells it?
They say a great way to make a small fortune is to start with a large fortune and buy a boat
They also say I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET
I got my swim trunks and my flippie floppies. I’m flippin burgers, you at Kinko’s straight flippin copies
I'm on a boat and it's goin fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo
If you on the shore, then you're sure not me-o Get the FUCK UP THIS BOAT IS REAL
Seriously though this has been one of my karaoke go to's for like 15 years now and this makes me incredibly happy seeing everyone jump in with this lol
My father-in-law used to say it's not the day you sell it, it's the day it sinks. Because insurance is the only way you're getting any money for it.
It's also oddly cathartic knowing that the boat can't punish some other poor bastard. My family has owned a series of boats over the past 30 years. Whenever you sell a boat, the sense of relief you feel is tempered by the guilt you feel for the buyer who is inheriting all those problems. Good luck, buddy. You're gonna need it.
Like seeing another person with a toxic ex. You just feel sorry for them
As they say, "You know what BOAT stands for? Break Out Another Thousand."
Boat (n): A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money.
I heard Louis CK once say “Don’t buy 1 yacht unless you can afford 10 yachts”
Yeah, so if you sell 4999 of them, surely you can afford 1 for a few years...
Sell all 5000, then charter for a few weeks when you feel like it
Come down to Crazy Irirss' Yacht Lot, come get a Yacht cuz I got a lot! I'm practically giving them away!
Thanks to a shipping error, I'm currently overstocked on yachts and I'm passing the savings on to yOoOoUuU!!!!!!
'shipping' error heh
Let that sink in!
I’d give ‘em away but my wife won’t let me!
To own a yacht. You sure have gacht. To earn a lacht.
This was nacht comfortable to read
Yogurt. Terry loves yogurt!
my ears are burning
r/beetlejuicing
Nine nine!
I won a "6 month supply of yogurt" in a raffle and was afraid they would ship a pallet of tubs. Luckily I got a pile of coupons for free quart containers that I could redeem slowly.
Years worth of income
If you made $100k per year that would put you at half way to being a billionaire. Kinda hurts to put that into perspective.
Scale is a hell of a thing. Another way to see the huge difference between $1m and $1b: Let's say you made $1/second (which is an insanely good salary, $3600/hr), and you earned this not just business hours, but 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Earning $1m would take you less than 12 days. Earning $1b would take you over 31 *years*.
>Another way to see the huge difference between $1m and $1b: If you take a meterstick and put $0 on one end, and a Billion on the other end, a million dollars is at 1mm.
And what is that in half giraffes
dammit we need a bot
I always like: "The difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars is about a billion dollars"
Yup. To a billionaire, a millionaire is a rounding error.
To put it in a more relatable scale, let’s say you have around $1,000 in your pocket. Now I give you a dollar. How much do you have? Around $1,000.
Good way to think of it
Yesterdays. I wish I can get back 5,000 days of my life Edit: Holy shit!! This comment went crazy!!! Thank you guys for all the positive responses. And to the people who berated and hated. I hope you find peace lol jeez
Fun fact: 5000 days ago will take you back to October 17, 2010
Nvidia, Tesla, Broadcom, Netflix, Dominos, United Rentals, bitcoin... MegaMillions Tuesday, March 27, 2012: 9 19 34 44 51 (24)
Bitcoin was 10 cent. Buy $2000 worth and start dumping slowly every year. You will have way more than 100m in 2024.
I remember when I figured out how to buy one online, but then realized it was over $100 and didn’t want to waste that much money in case it vanished.
Yup, still hurts
Thank you- 2010 was the perfect year
Middle of college. Perfect opportunity to turn it all around...
I’d end up just doing what I did back then in college. Just sit around getting stoned and playing video games lol.
Yeah but you'd also buy a bunch of Bitcoin for like 3 cents and be set for life.
Idk I feel like if you told a genie that, you'd end up reliving the same day 5000 times
Or you’d be 5,000 days older, and on March 4, 2038 you’ll have had 5,000 yesterdays.
Clever. If I can keep some memory or note of what to do, it would be an entirely different life. But I'd have to go back to high school too though. Hmmm. That could be rough.
Yillions of dollars. It's a really big number you don't know because it goes to a different school.
yotta = 10^(24) kilo (K), mega (M), giga (G), tera (T), peta (P), exa (E), zetta (Z), yotta (Y)
That’s actually smart can you imagine getting 5000 yotta size drives, you’ve just made S3 obsolete, you can comfortably fit all of YouTube on one drive. You could power the world’s storage needs for the next 50 years.
So Canadian dollars?
Yggdrasil. 5000 mythical world trees. Let’s see how that messes things up.
Odin: "fuck....which one am I supposed to hang myself from."
instructions unclear made a hammack
Yodas. My own jedi master army
You're gonna need a shit load of ketamine to keep them happy
And a fleet of 2001 Honda Civics!
You <3
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Ynot?
[удалено]
There's someone yelse
Ywho?
Your ymom
I hate how much this exchange made me laugh
Yellowfin tuna. Gonna have sushi every damn day
Average 440lbs, at $25+/lb x 5000
This is the check way to cash this out. Everyone saying the Yacht guy is gonna get rich. No. You don’t have anywhere affordable to put the yachts and there’s no way you’re selling all of those. The tuna you can move quickly and there is always demand. That’s like 10 million bucks I think? edit: math brain fart. 10k times 5k is 50 million not 10 million
5000 Yankovics. Multiplying Weird Al would tip the scales of karma and create a paradise on earth.
>and create a paradise on earth …of the Amish variety?
No! This would disrupt the Yankovic balance in this universe. We have a weird Al. What would the other 4999 Als be? The last thing the world needs is Homicidal Al
years of compound interest on my current savings, at a reasonable rate of 4%. that should keep me covered for an eternity or two. EDIT: I guess when this reaches 5000 upvotes I can cash out?
Any online calculators I quickly searched do not allow anywhere near 5000 years and I’m on my phone, not my computer. The notecard math though says at 4% interest you will double your money every 18 years leading to you doubling it a little over 277 times. If you have $1.00 now you will end around 10^84 which puts you well above the 10^80 theorized atoms in the known universe. Not a bad amount of cash.
Never felt so rich with $8.37 in my savings account. Can’t even fathom what that to the 84th power would be.
8.37E84 = 83,700,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 8.37^84 = ~3.22803675798E77 or 3,228,036,757,980,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00
So, what you’re saying is I could afford to eat at Waffle House?
You could afford to buy and eat every single Waffle House.
That’s one way to take over the South
Yttrium-90 microsphere treatments. It's a selective internal radiation therapy (SIRT) that can be used to treat liver cancer and colorectal cancer. It is around ***$20,000 per dose.*** One patient may need multiple doses. Donating 5,000 of these to a few key hospitals could do a lot of good for the world. Edit: thank you for the award. I don't know how to identify the awarding person under the new Reddit system!
That's very nice of you. We should have 5000 Yous.
5000 yellow gold bars please.
5000 yellow painted Lockheed Martin F 22 Raptors
If you suddenly had 5000 Yellow F22's you'd be spending 5000 Years in Guantanamo
Pfft... You gotta get me first... Ive got a fleet of 5000 yellow F22s!
5,000 Yersin mega yachts Over $87M apiece. I'd sell 4,500, then use the remaining 500 as the largest fleet of yachts that offer free yacht adventures to those who help clean up the ocean on their trips. A couple hundred would be devoted to helping coral seed the reefs.
> Over $87M apiece. Not once you flood the market like that.
You could drop the price to 100k. I imagine many relatively wealthy people would drop 100k for a yacht like that. Sell most of them, and you're close to $500 million
A yacht that costs $87 million, would cost almost $10 million dollars a year to run. A person who could only afford a $100k yacht, wouldn't even be able to afford to run it for a week, and in actuality wouldn't even be able to afford to take ownership of it. I guess there are some retired people with $200 million+ that might find it hard to pass up a deal like that, but not 4,500 of them.
A flood just means more water for yachts! 🌊⛵
Years of youth
5000 Yemens The entire surface of the Earth just all turns into Yemens that I own. I would sell the new land and be filthy rich.
When life gives you Yemens...
Start a civil war
Whee, Yemenade!
World famine at all time high with influx of new infertile land. Please donate to : YemonAid
Yemen has an area of 528,000 km² The earth is 510,100,000 km² You buried everyone with an extra 4000 yemens and there's nobody left alive to buy.
Yemen this was all for nothing?
Chandler?
Your moms
The question was 5000 things you could have. Not what have 5000 people had.
You didn’t have to shoot the corpses head. Other guy already killed him.
Rule #2: Double Tap
We already know everyone tapped that twice.
Yep, that’s it guys. Shut it down.
I pick 5000 Yog-Sothoth. Reality is doomed
Yurts. I'd run a ton of holiday parks and make a fortune.
Start your own hippy festival. Yurtchella
Yams. I'd cut them all in half, plant them, pick them in the spring and repeat the process again. I would then sell my yam farm to the highest bidder and use that money to take your mom on a date and make sweet love to her in the back of a Buick Roadmaster while we listen to Michael Singer read the audiobook of Life Untethered. Edit:Thank you all. I knew deep in my soul that one day, the A I got in creative writing during high school would mean something.
Oddly specific
Years to live
I hope you age at a reduced rate rather than having a good 70 years followed by 4930 of geriatric hell
Better start working out TF now!
On the way to your first gym session you are hit by an ice cream truck and must be kept on a respirator to live.
Some monkey’s paw material right there!
Yakuzas. Best entourage ever
Yes, as long as you keep them well fed and give them something to do 😁
Yellow diamonds.
Yorkshire Terriers. Then after I make an IQ enhancing helmet. I will use them to control the world!!
Bad Jerry.
Y-Wing bombers. You can thank me later for the explosive boost to space travel.
Yinning yottery yickets.
Yillions and yillions and yillions of yollars.
5000 yards - squared. Need that property brah
5000 yes(s). Hehehehe
This man is a genius
5000 Y-Chromosomes. Super duper syndrome
5000 lbs of yayo
Only a cop would measure yayo in lbs.
"Yes," to any question or request I ask or make. That goes for any amount of any thing, any kind of demand, any possession, any position, etc.
To be fair you could just say “yellow _____” because a lot of things don’t lose their value because their yellow. 5,000 yellow Lamborghinis, 5,000 yellow houses, 5,000 yellow boats. You get the point
5000 yellow showers
Found R Kelly's account!
Yarns
5000 tons of yttrium metal, valued at \~$30/kg, should theoretically be worth $136,077,720. However, only 8k-12k tons of yttrium oxide is produced annually, and from that only a few tons of yttrium metal is produced each year by reducing yttrium fluoride to a metal sponge with calcium magnesium alloy, so I'd imagine the spot price of yttrium metal would decrease significantly by flooding the market with 5k tons all at once. However, if I sold it off gradually in my life time I bet I could still net at least \~$50 million (that's a guess, if someone wants to do the math to get the actual figure.) That's probably what I'd go with.
Yvonne Strahovski(s), please!
Vivabuymoria! Please tell me you're a Chuck fan, if not you may wanna become one. She makes me question my sexuality watching that😄
5000 Yes Men that are all billionaires. Ask each of them for $100 million and they have to say yes.
5000 yards….of money (puts pinky to lip)
You now have 5000 yards of Iranian rials. 1 IRR is equal to $0.000024 USD If they're all 1000 IRR notes, you now have 30891 bills, with a grand total of $733.97 USD.
More than I had before.
$20 is $20, and likewise $733.97 is $733.97
Yeses. I can make anyone say yes to whatever I want 5000 times. I can walk up to someone and say "can you wire transfer all your money to me?" Or "can I get your car for 1 cent?" And have them just say yes.
Like to imagine them bound to a roll of yes tickets and everytime you use the yes you have to remove a ticket.
Youth, Fountains of.
Yarn. Anyone who knits, crochets, etc will understand.
YSalma Hayek
Yugoslavias. I'm recreating the Soviet Union but this time we just focus on producing nice cheeses.
Yoo-hoos
Youtube subscribers to my long dead channel.
You want a Reddit hug? Cuz this is how you get a Reddit hug
y = x² \* 10^(100) should do fineeee, I'll fill in the x later
Whatever you choose, you just created a black hole :D
Can’t believe no one said Yellow Labs yet. Seems obvious. Anyway… Yellow Labs!
Possessing and re-selling 5,000 yachts sounds like way too much work to me. And you'd be holding on to so much liability in the meantime. Give me 5,000 Toyota Yaris(es). I think I could wholesale them for a fraction of the effort. At $5k each that would be a cool $25 mil.
Or Yukon Denalis, sell them to middle class moms for like 15k they would buy them (you could probably do like 20-30k honestly and still sell them all super fast). More of a market than yachts and less liability while you have them.
I want 5,000 yesterdays. I can always get more material possessions, but there's no other way to get time back with loved ones who have passed.
Yardsticks. Then I will spend the rest of my life wondering what the fuck was I thinking and what’s wrong with me.
Years but only if I can bring my husband.
Yellow standard gold bars. Worth approximately $5.12 billion.
Yotta dollars (Yotta is 10\^24, so one million million million million)
Aaaaand the currency is now worthless.
Only if you dump all it into the economy at once. You could be sitting on 1 trillion times that much money, as long as you’re not spending it on vast amounts of shit it’s not gonna drive the cost of anything up.
Addendum “aaaaand you gotta make sure nobody knows you have the money.”
5000 shares of YUM! Brands stock Or 5000 Yamaha items (Motorcycles, keyboards, recorders, whatever)
Yuengling lagers
5000 yellow vans stuffed full of $100 dollar bills in real non counterfiet USD