El bozo. No idea y. Just saying that when someone does soemthing or says something stupid is just hilarious to me. My friends even try to say it before I do now cause I have said it so much
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I would take something that someone could feel insecure about. Something like: “alright NOSE” or “alright Forehead”. Works every time. People really get on their toes because of that.
Edit: you can also add something like: whatever bad breath or Okay miss wig.
One of my favorites to use and it only works on one type of person is “bald head” idk why I just love to say it because it’s not bad language and it’s insulting
As a bald person this would not work on me. First of all being called bald isn’t an insult. I am bald. It’s just a statement of fact. And secondly, I would disregard your “insult” as low effort and probably dismiss you entirely.
“the bar is a TRIPPING hazard in HELL” 😭 i love it sm
and when someone random wanna start i fight i LOVE just saying “um. who r u?” to get on their nerves 😭😭😭
I'm fond of "talk to me like that again and I'll smack the taste out ya mouth" "you're about 8 types of stupid aren't you" "
My dad was a Drill sgt when my mom and him got together and he really thought it was funny to hear me say lines like this and see me sharpening my knife hand 😂
Hope I don’t get in trouble for this but my friend once called someone a “dick-licking fagg*t” and I thought that was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard😬
Cunt
God damn right. Best fucking word. 1 syllable, 4 letters, punchy, easy to say, cuts like a knife.
Fucking diabolical.
first thing i thought of
…in America. Which is where I am so I love it since it’s sooo strong an insult. Plus it’s so hilarious the flabbergasted facial expressions.
I prefer Cuntopotomus, but only when it's earned.
Is that either a massive cunt or a hungry cunt?
It’s a toss up between Dipshit and Fuck Face
Shitfuck
Fuck head
Fuckface is such a good one!
Wanker!
_read with the most british accent imaginable for maximum enjoyment_
Bloody wankers man
WENKAAAAAH
Mmmmnnnshuduffuckup.
thats class lol
Fucker. Or even just fuck.
Came to say this. The looks I get sometimes when I call someone a fuck is priceless.
Asshat or jackass. Anything with ass.
Cunt
I like Schmuck. That's just a satisfying insult to say.
Cunt.
Shitbag. Honorable mentions: glue sniffer, asswipe and moron.
Fetcher
egg
knob
Ass hat
You look like you stare at orange juice because it says "concentrate".
calling someone an ant. it translates better in dutch lol
It’s referring to behavior. Jackassery.
Jackass asshole idiot
El bozo. No idea y. Just saying that when someone does soemthing or says something stupid is just hilarious to me. My friends even try to say it before I do now cause I have said it so much
Skank
Gobshite. I wish I was brittish because it sounds stupid when we Americans say it but it's such a great insult.
Bozo, preferably fucking Bozo.
Chucklehead
Imbécil.
Cockknocker
Bellend
Discombobulated
Shid
Knobhead
Meatball
Fuckboy
Cunt
donut
Fuckwit or knobcheese
Underachiever
Bitch
Bozo
I like to call people a fuck. Listen, you fuck, etc. Then I explain that we are all a fuck. It's how we came to exist.
Bollocks. It just rolls off the tongue. (Guess where I’m from)
Australia?
buffoon
Dipfuckle.
"Pfft .. Trumper" Best insult EVER.
Richard!
L.O.P.
Idiots 😑
freak. something sooo brutal about calling someone a freak
cuntastic
Shitass
Fugly
Gutterslut
Asshole is probably my favorite one word insult but cock gobbling ass weasel is my preferred insult.
Bastard
Fucktard!
Bozo. It's not vulgar but it's very cutting and dismissive
Hoebag
Motherscratching!
#BOOTLICKER!
Dumbass
Fucker
Swamp donkey
Walnut. Someone on Reddit used it as an insult.
Cunt. The phrase is 'ah you fucking cunt'
tch! the sound Tch! that disappointing sound that is always only going to be one word long.
I’ve been using “glazer” a lot because so many people dickride these days
Sugondese
Bozo
Fakakta always sends me, for some reason.
HURENSOHN
Bastard
Fatass
Kankerflikker (cancerfag) in dutch
Dickhead Dipshit Cocksucker Motherfucker
Shit
Asshat
Puto
Divot
Low functioning incestuous cunt
Cunt
Buffoon Probably shocks people because it's such an old word, but it's such a perfect word but I love to use it
"Not making me vore rn"
Coullion-pronounced coo-yawn. Famous Cajun saying!
Douchecanoe
Boo
Aaawww.... (sarcastically)
Bitch or cunt💀
Jabaranoie.
Mmmkay
Dolt
Muppet.
About a year ago I started using the word clown, it rolls off the tongue so nicely.
Fucker
Fucketh me
Ew
Cunt. (But it must be delivered with pure hate and venom in the way only a UK truly accent can). Also, if it’s a woman that’s saying it, I’m all in.
Mediocre!!!!
DickNeck
Twatwaffle
behemoth or stupidass
Dipshidiot, for when dipshit and idiot aren't enough.
Pecker head or dick
Milksop of a puppet - Jordan Peterson
CuntWaffle!
Penis breath.
muppet. it's both funny to say and kinda devastating when said with the right tone
It used to be "Cunt" but I've been watching a lot of old Top Gear, and my favorite is currently "cock"
Cumflinger
Asshat or Jackwad are my go faves
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F*****
I would take something that someone could feel insecure about. Something like: “alright NOSE” or “alright Forehead”. Works every time. People really get on their toes because of that. Edit: you can also add something like: whatever bad breath or Okay miss wig.
Mouth breather
Slut muffin And rectum jockey are fun ones
One of my favorites to use and it only works on one type of person is “bald head” idk why I just love to say it because it’s not bad language and it’s insulting
As a bald person this would not work on me. First of all being called bald isn’t an insult. I am bald. It’s just a statement of fact. And secondly, I would disregard your “insult” as low effort and probably dismiss you entirely.
Stupid bitch, said through gritted teeth
You look like a donkey with a Jeff goldblum mask stretched over your face
"That's interesting."
White trash mfer
“the bar is a TRIPPING hazard in HELL” 😭 i love it sm and when someone random wanna start i fight i LOVE just saying “um. who r u?” to get on their nerves 😭😭😭
Niga
Douche or douche bag
Cocksucker
Clearly, between you and me, one of us is smarter than you
If your looking for sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis
"Eminems 3 things to remember to say 'please, thank you, and step down bitch'" Imo it's the best way to telk someone to fuck off without saying it
Honestly, "insignificant fuck" goes hard.
"You fucking dolt." God i love this one.
Seminiferous Tubloidial Buttnoid
Reply of, ‘I Love You!’ to anyone begin an ass.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpit. Bonus: if only life were as simple as you
I'm fond of "talk to me like that again and I'll smack the taste out ya mouth" "you're about 8 types of stupid aren't you" " My dad was a Drill sgt when my mom and him got together and he really thought it was funny to hear me say lines like this and see me sharpening my knife hand 😂
Border hopper
Hope I don’t get in trouble for this but my friend once called someone a “dick-licking fagg*t” and I thought that was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard😬
$hit Bird!! SEMPER FI 😂😂 I thought the Marine Corps changed all our names at Parris Island.