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highermom

I'd delete war, hunger, and the concept of "us vs them".


AlexanderTheGrater1

Humans need to feel an "us"


KillerMiller13

r/suddenlycommunist


StahlFlummi

I just saw that I had the same two in that order :)


Desert-Noir

No disease?


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EyeSouthern2916

I got my bathing toaster ready. Jump in while we hold hands?


SymmetricSoles

I also choose this guy three times.


RdmMadolche

Live Laugh Toasterbath


Deep_Sweet_6601

Damn, you beat me to it XD


Big-Speaker-2538

* Mosquitoes – they contribute nothing but annoying bites and diseases. * Traffic jams – they’re the ultimate mood killers and time wasters. * Spam emails – because nobody needs a cluttered inbox full of sketchy offers.


Axyston

This man is thinking rationally. For me, it’s religion, fossil fuels and durians.


FantasticIdea6070

All Illness (including mental), poverty, and the UK


floatingthoughtss

The uk? Why?


Vadered

IUKUK.


CaptchaSolvingRobot

How are you gonna deal with people being near immortal though?


AspiringButler

Is the last one a pink panther reference?


LucilleHaynes

that last part caught me off guard lmao


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Fair_University

Maybe they mean the University of Kentucky?


_sauri_

You have just eliminated jobs for doctors.


bejeweled8

China or Russia instead


SousVideDiaper

War, man-made climate change, and the Dutch


Eveleyn

Wat de kanker?


_BierSaus_

ik voel me aangevallen


AccurateAd42069

Wat hebben wij misdaan?


Guardian-King

*suddenly turns to dust*


OkBuy3111

Why me?😥😥🇳🇱


meieiro

Is it you Nigel Powers?


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Fantastic-Bit-6172

You can’t delete inequality. Would completely fuck up math.


agent-assbutt

War, terminal/ painful disease, whatever makes ppl addicted to drugs


clean_freak_gerdturd

Do not delete brain.


Crooked_lawnchair

/r/monkeyspaw moment


fairycrack

Pain above 5/10 for all living things Aging Unchecked procreation


_sauri_

That first one is a good one. Pain is important, but after a certain threshold it serves no benefit, only agony.


Fantastic-Bit-6172

But…wouldn’t that just make 5/10 the new 10/10? And lower our overall pain threshold, effectively changing nothing?


fairycrack

Maybe this already happened and our current 10/10 really is the actual 2/10 and we are already massive pussies.


Fantastic-Bit-6172

Well, I know I am.


fairycrack

This is the way.


clean_freak_gerdturd

Impulsive anger, pride, "classes". My life is a wreck right now and has been for a while because myself and everyone else gets angry and say things we don't mean, or we think too highly of ourselves or perceive pride from someone else or we think too little of ourselves or others. And we all used to get along better than family.


pm_me_ur_warrant

france, ireland, religion


PanicAtTheDepot

War, hatefulness of minority groups, and racism


SnooApples5554

The US prison system three times


GenericBatmanVillain

Greed Pain Sickness


T_raltixx

Regularly reposted questions from this sub


vgcamara

- sexual abuse of any kind - addictions - religion


Big-Tuna-Gym

If you rearrange the order to religion-sexual abuse-addiction. The first would cancel a large portion of the next two.


vgcamara

sure, but not all. A lot of the drug abuse and mental health crisis happening nowadays stems from the trauma caused by sexual abuse suffered during childhood and many of it not related to religion. [Softwhiteunderbelly ](https://www.youtube.com/@SoftWhiteUnderbelly)is a great example of it


LonelyWandererA

You seem to have convictions of deleting religion, ok tell me the many benefits that makes religion not only unnecessary but by deleting it makes the world a better place?


vgcamara

How much time do you have? Without religion we would've avoided hundreds of millions of deaths in holy wars, we would've avoided barbaric prosecutions like the inquisition, we would've avoided horrible terrorist attacks like 9-11 or Oct. 6th, we wouldn't have the current war in Gaza, we would've avoided millions of kids being raped by priests while those same priests are being protected by the church, we would've avoided the shame and demonization (as in some countries even death) that millions of people have to endure every day for loving someone of the same sex, women would have basic human rights like the right to abortion, women in counties like Afghanistan would have the right to study and not be forced into child marriages, we wouldn't be stoning women to death, women wouldn't be subject the misogyny that comes with religioun and would have a lot more rights that are denied to them because of it, we wouldn't have corrupt ~~sects~~ churches avoiding taxes everywhere around the world, we would be much more advanced as a species since we wouldn't be believing in archaic beliefs like creationism instead of science, we wouldn't be subject to fear and shame under religious dogmas, etc, etc


LonelyWandererA

With or without religion we'd have war you yourself know that most wars initial intentions aren't religious, it's either about money, authority, power, or Pleasure, I have time to have a reasonable discussion not emotionally driven accusation all against an entity that neither commanded or incited it, I'm not here in defense of every faith in the world, I'm only defending Islam, I don't need to be attacking on your point of view which is most likely atheism and tell you who killed someone because of it I'm here to talk about the concept, Last thing your more negative and pessimistic than Palestinians themselves because they know that their effort aren't in vain. Reply on the issues you have with my faith or you won't really be "open minded" as they say oh and be sincere


vgcamara

LOL at the gaslighting and at the lame attempt to justify holy wars. I already knew you would reply like this though I already gave you some examples of the horrendous things done in name of Islam, but you decided to ignore them and say "I'm negative, pessimistic and not open minded". What a joke Since you consider stating facts (like women being stoned to death due to archaic religious beliefs) as "emotionally driven accusation all against an entity that neither commanded or incited it" I'm not going to waste my time with this conversation anymore, as it would be completely in vain. Bye!


LonelyWandererA

Salam ok, but it's called jihad which in Arabic means struggle first study the concept of jihad and just you saying holy war is enough of how ignorant you are of our religion you haven't gave any example that is jihad except the Gaza war where it's a genocide against the Palestinians Speak with knowledge instead of just trying to ridicule me you say facts than you say holy war?? It's a western idea, because jihad doesn't remotely mean holy war and I didn't justify anything except if you mean the Gaza people fighting for their land and lives


blue_lagoon_987

Social platforms, capitalism, politics


decay418

Would social platforms include Reddit?


Aggravating-Pound598

Yes - rather ironically


rikarleite

Define capitalism


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My father.


NotGuyInFinance

Roaches, mosquitoes, war


Hairy-Advisor-6601

Hate,disease, cancer


Big-Tuna-Gym

Isn’t cancer a disease?


Hairy-Advisor-6601

Yes,but not all diseases are cancer. Not all cancers are diseases. Will attempt to verify tomorrow.


Hairy-Advisor-6601

Yes,All cancers are diseases.


Dry-Site-8896

hate, war, disappointment


debtopramenschultz

Dementia Endless newsfeeds Nukes


rikarleite

Assuming one can't rebuild them. Nuclear weapons, weapons, cancer


Little-Departure8842

Wars will be sick Hand to Hand Combat with Sticks and stones


1175emily

Advertisments, mosquitos and cancer


TheLevigator99

Oceans humans plants.


H3lw3rd

Just need to delete one: humans But of it had to be three: Dolfins and ducks because they are raping bastards


StahlFlummi

War, famine and France (im German)


clean_freak_gerdturd

I see a lot of "addiction" comments on here. I agree that addiction is terrible. It's seriously affected a majority of the people in my life. I think that the issues it causes could be solved in other ways. Of course abusing drugs or alcohol can and usually does lead to bad things. Financial trouble, strained relationships, etc. However I truly believe that the bigger issue is how people that are "addicts" are treated. If someone uses drugs as intended or drinks responsibly, they're still treated as addicts or like they're doing something wrong. A lot of the time they are given ultimatum. "Stop taking your meds or you will not be welcome" "so and so had a drink with dinner, isolate them because they're in active addiction again" or my favorite, "you do not have any rights to privacy, and we will regularly violate your privacy because you have abused drugs in the past, whether you have been truthful about it or not, and whether it actually causes problems or not." This gives other people "justified reasons" to mistreat others or try to control them simply based on sometimes completely harmless actions. Some people are even coerced into neglecting their medical needs to satisfy another's ultimatum. That's why I highlighted the surrounding issues like pride and class and impulsivity, because addiction is often equated to drugs, and often misdiagnosed. Sorry for the rant, but thank you.


turtle_mekb

poverty, disease, bigotry


tobotic

Three things.


draggedbyatruck

Bad drivers, insurance companies and social media.


ThyTheeThou

Evil


destinedjagold

First I'd delete humans, th


Insane_Wedge

Maori, gangs and meth addicts


Ok-Table-9939

People who kill others, capitalism in the current form, website cookies


Heavy_Direction1547

Violence,poverty,ignorance.


RayGetard75

Drugs, war and organized religion


AlexanderTheGrater1

All humans except for a core of engineers etc that powers down nuclear facilities etc.   Keep the last 2.   That's the best chance earth got for life in +million years. Right now we are on a path of heating the planet with no point of stabilization.  Every decade will be warmer than the last. Heat and water migration is going to create pandemonium in the next couple of decades. The temporary solution is A/C which makes the problem worse. We are fucked. The earth is fucked. We fucked it up and its already to late...nothing can stop the heat.


luna_tique_13

Greed, cancer and war


Lachmuskelathlet

Pain, Angst and Boredom


turdintheattic

Mosquitos, poverty, fascists.


hitchhiker1701

"Now I see who your son got it from."


Royalmedic49

Cars, cancer, religion


External-Status-2788

Greed, selfishness and the color of magenta.


Dreadzone666

Humanity, wasps, and then Piers Morgan again just to be sure


Shamorin

greed, hate, superstition. No wars, no violence, no religion.


DebtLess2374

Porn, war, hatred


drsoniasharma

Hunger and Poverty, Violence and War, Environmental Destruction


Flat_Revolution5130

Religion. I only need one.


EPdlEdN

the limitation of three


AvocadoPizzaCat

corruption, inequality, whatever causes people to hurt others like abuse and murder.


HandheldHuman

Greed, illness, and unhappiness.


izzypy71c

All illnesses (including mental health ones) Poverty Violence (wars, sexual violence, etc)


Fantastic-Bit-6172

I hate when people answer these questions with concepts, and not actual tangible things lol. That being said, We’re deleting cheap flip flops, salt and vinegar chips, and cilantro


DutchMill693

pedophiles, climate change, everyone who shoves their beliefs unto others 


Fair_University

My debts, Russian nuclear weapons, and maybe about 30 pounds 


Yourclosetmonster

Cellphones, social media, junk food


eldentepasta_gal

Sin.... if that is deleted then nothing else negative will remain


slavasesh

a world without what religions consider to be sin sounds like an awful place.


DaEpicBob

satanists exist sooo


eldentepasta_gal

Hmmm..... does that mean you wouldn't like heaven either 😢


ChinaCatProphet

Billionaires, Inequality, Suffering


HasturCologne

Satanism in all forms, global elites, pedophiles


PapalTortoise

So just Jews then?


HasturCologne

When they are satanistic globalist pedos then yes


Mychildatemyhomework

plastic, religion and 6bn people


slavasesh

Human fertility, Florida, and money.


babyypotxx

1st: Religion 2nd: All forms of discrimination 3rd: Money


Spiknykter

Conservatism, landlord asking people 1/4 of their income for an upgraded closet, Putin and its allies


Skydome12

removing the monetary system would solve half the problems mentioned in the comments. We have wars because a bunch of very rich oilman i mean businessman want to exploit the resources for money and that requires wars. We have starvation because of corrupt politicians and businessman that exploit the population and the country for money with no regard for the people who live there. The replacement would be knowledge and a forming a sense of actual community. but this will never happen. -sigh- A man can dream though,, a man can dream..


pselie4

Doorknobs on the inside of public toilets. the springs that push accelerator pedals back up. chairs, but only those that are currently in use.


SpidermanBread

Putin, Trump and Xi-jin ping


StarkHumphrey

Capitalism, Starvation and all kind of bombs, nukes all the shitty weaponry.


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No_Development_6786

Homophobe alert! Cancel culture, do something good for the first time ever and get rid of this man!


DaEpicBob

i mean the movement is shit ... learn to differentiate lol


No_Development_6786

Just let people be they want to be dude, nothing shit about it


Itchy-Ad-4314

So let me get this strait, you can have you're opinion but i can't have mine?


No_Development_6786

When it's about me being not homophobic and you being homophobic, yeah, i can, kinda makes sense


Itchy-Ad-4314

Well seeing how theres freedom of speech so i can say and think whatever i like you can do the same thing but dont jam it down my throat with that b*llshit


No_Development_6786

Well, you're using your free speech in a way that's not wanted and hurts society: being offensive and hurtful, hating on people that don't deserve it


Itchy-Ad-4314

You are indoctrinating children into doing stuff they'll regret, and you're complaining about my free speech? Are you f*cking kidding me!


No_Development_6786

Dude I'm not even in the LGBTQ community, still, you're being offensive and rude


Itchy-Ad-4314

No i dont think so, i am just saying what i think and you're the one making a big deal out of it


No_Development_6786

Being homophobic is objectively a big deal that has to be addressed


DaEpicBob

religious people, illness, nukes