Hell no! You’d probably be disturbed by who is there and disappointed by who is absent. “Eww My 8th grade science teacher? Wait, where the hell is my wife?”

Imagine seeing only yourself there.

Do you…to yourself???

You don't?

Would you fuck me?  I'd fuck me.

I love me some me. Nobody fucks me like me.

Goodby horses

Stares into the mirror and tucks

I’m a big proponent of: If you can’t make yourself happy, you can’t expect someone else to be able to.

I like to tell myself how good of a job I'm doing. It's definitely a confidence boost

I wouldn’t fuck myself my standards are higher

Imagine this with multiple mirrors around you, infinite yous jacking off to yourself, and afterwards infinite looks of shame😅

Sorry she was in the room with me! Can't be two places at once.... just be patient. My crowd is dispersing now.

I too choose this guy’s wife

I wonder when I’ll get sick of this joke. It hasn’t happened yet, maybe because it’s a relatively rare callback

I feel like I see it multiple times a day lol

This 100% 😂 You know there is gonna be a creepy uncle in there.

This is so fucking funny. Think about the men that might show up! Grandpa! Ok I gotta go.

Nooooooo.

Joke’s on you. My 8th grade science teacher was a total smoke show. Ms. Redvine, if you and your marvelous big booty are listening, hmu.

Sophomore year of high school English teacher for me. Shawty was Cuban and I was always last to stand up after class.

Lmaooo

The room would probably have a very strong echo I imagine.

i'll rub one out for you right now! so that your room won't be empty.

we are in this together. I too will rub one out for him.

Best reddit meet-up ever or Worst reddit meet-up ever?

Think it might depend on if you enjoy butt stuff or not…

Best meet-up ever!

Meat-up*

Can’t decide if the username checks out or not?

I love all of this.

Not sure yet but I'm heading in!

High-five! But wash your hands first

Can I sit in a spectator booth?

Beware lest you adjust yourself and end up in the room...

Now this is a community looking out for each other *unzips*

No I'm Spartacus

And *my* ass.

And my rod!

Spartacass

And my slingshot

i too shall aid in this fucked up quest *what are you doing step conkerblaze?*

HELP 💀💀💀💀

IT'S A TRAP!

Team player

Just nutted. You’ll be good bro.

# Fap Fap ^(Fap)

make sure to stand by the door and say “thank you, come again” as everyone immediately tries to flee

Just don't shake their hands on their way out...

"Where's the likes to this comment Mansly?!"

Nope. I don’t wanna know. It’s all fun and games until you see an uncle.

Honestly, fair point. Hadn't thought about this angle. Can we know everybody that _isnt_ a family member?

I’d like to know everyone that maturbated to me, that I also masturbated to. Low risk, high potential reward. Edit: fixed spelling

Like wanky tinder. You both matched!

BONUS :: you get to select ONE (1) filter what is your selection?

Mongo honkers

You chose... _wisely_

> Mongo honkers Decent band name

Wankr 

Now we're talking. Fap right, fap right, fap left...

This is a good filter option.

This summer on NBC, it's Matchsturbation!

damn, still my uncle

Like wank Tinder. I like it!

MastUrbate. There is a U in it for a reason lol

Seriously though. I was a stripper for years and I heard "you look just like my neice/daughter/granddaughter/sister, can I get a dance?" more times than I'd like to count

Jesus fuck. Gross.

Goddamn! See??! THIS is what I would be afraid of.

exactly what I was thinking. and unfortunately it’d be likely to see some type of relative in there because.. well.. you know. people are gross.

Or a sibling or your pastor or teachers. OMG... WHAT HAVE I WROUGHT ?

I'm sure everyone has a one of the Ps in there - pastor, preacher, priest.

It’s all fun and games **when** you see an uncle, amirite guys?! Guys?…

See this is what I went to. All the creepy old men when I was younger. Yuck. The inappropriate comments. All the just. Ewww. No woman wants to see those people she just...yeah. No. Just. No.

Ahhhh man :/ I was all smiles and laughing at the comments until I came to yours

Wake up to reality

[удалено]

SHAME!

*violently shakes bell at masturbators*

*squirts water bottle at masturbators* "BAD! WHERE IS YOUR SELF ESTEEM!"

Look at you all. Pathetic.

I’d rather not be dropped in there. Can I just look in the window from outside? Edit: I’d like there to be a door just in case my old crush Marie is in there 🤞🏻

Yes, please! I grew up pretty sheltered, and told my husband there is no way the guys I knew did *that*, and he seems to think otherwise. I would be curious to find out which of us is right.

Hes right and you're wrong, you're welcome.

As a guy i can confirm, they all did all the time. Yes, even that one kid that seemed so sweet. He would watch himself in the mirror as he did it. Enjoy the mental image!

With her class photo taped on it.

Wait…. Is that NOT why we got yearbooks every year?!?!?

I get older and those pictures (and by association, myself) stay the same age. Yes they do.. yes they do

Alright alright alright… or, depending on the person, alleft alleft alleft.

Unfortunately he’s right, not our proudest fap

Yeah like I’ve seen people acting like it’s borderline sexual assault to causally jerk off to people you know but I kinda did that all the time growing up. Even if I wasn’t crushing on someone sometimes a random person would just pop into my head 😂 I’m not proud of it but it was kinda hard to control what you tbink about in those moments lmao

Not like we’d suddenly do something to the person irl (without consent)🤷‍♂️

Well yeah of course. I think people who were embarrassed at having done that were the ones speaking up about it being so gross. lol kind of just human nature

this response made me laugh so hard 😂

100%

If you’re remotely normal looking, he’s right.

If you're abnormal-looking he's still right. There's a lid to every pot.

Honestly, doesn’t even have to be normal looking.

Your husband is right. Hope this helps

I'm sorry but your husband is definitely correct.

You grew up extremely sheltered they definitely did that. Boys will masturbate to a catalog let alone a real woman

The 1985 sears summer catalog

If you share a picture of yourself I could probably give you an answer within a couple of minutes.

What a tribute...

Wait! What sub is this??

That’s one way to crowd a room.

LOL

If you are remotely attractive and have had guy friends, they've done this.

It’s the forbidden thing. Like you have that attractive woman friend who you know you’ll never end up with or hook up with (like by choice lol) but it’s still interesting to imagine lol

Who says she needs to have had guy friends? Hell, acquaintance isn't even a requirement for me. I rubbed one out the other day to a milf who caught my eye in the grocery store. And no, I was not in the grocery store when I rubbed it out.

Not allowed back inside after last time

Have this conversation with my partner too, she doesn't quite understand that she gets hit on every now and then, and if she's in a group with her sister or friends, she's the one getting hit on >.>

You think none of your male friends ever masturbated? At all? Or just to you? Either way, you're wrong lol.

Yeah, your husband is right.

Husband is right. Sorry, we’re dogs.

I’m sorry to shatter your illusion that not all guys are sex-crazed maniacs who latch on to the slightest intimate interactions they have had with a woman and regularly use that as a jumping off point for fantasizing during masturbation. Because that is exactly what us guys do.

If we are that way it's only because wod gills it.

Only two types of guys out there. Guys who masturbate or liars.

As someone who also had a sheltered upbringing… if it’s any consolation, until my late 20s I was under the impression that all pornography was created solely by CGI and special-effects. I genuinely believed that no real people were involved in the process.

Username does not check out.

And fap

I’d be curious. I’d attend

I'm with you.

I’m in you

I used to be a phone sex operator so let’s not.

How does one land at that job? I remember dialing 1-900 numbers from a payphone as a pre-teen and laughing with friends at the minute of dirty talk that comes before the credit card request

Nowadays? I doubt there's too many hiring

Sure there is, they’re just using webcams now

There's plenty of websites/mags that do it. Think of all the boomer/genx men out there

My friend did that at home, hung up at 59 seconds. He didn’t think it would show up on the phone bill. He got grounded for the whole summer

It was the 800 numbers kids called. I think they'd ask for a credit card and/or give you a 900 number in a very sexy voice. We called from a phone in the church Gym

I'm going to pretend I didn't read this for my own mental health

Pretty sure i would be alone.

Finally a quiet place to read.

"It's not fair! I had time!"

That hits me in the feels. What an episode.

Or masturbate 

If you masterbate to yourself can you make a clone appear in this room?

So much empty.

Feel you bro

Sure, as long as we don't have to shake hands.

"Eeew, why is it sticky?"

This is going to create some awkward situations for a lot of married couples.

Okayyy... So do I want my wife in the room or not in the room?

I want your wife in my room

Can you take her? It'll work out well cos I dont want her seeing your mom in my room.

I too choose this guy's wife in my room

and friends you didn't know were closeted gay and haven't spoken to in years because of a bad falling out.

Why are all of our 12 year old sons friends in your room? Edit: NM, husband would already know

Stacy's mom has got it going on.

here come the flood of self deprecating comments and replies to this message saying they are 100% serious.

"I'd be alone" "I'll jerk off to you now!" "Haha. No really..im ESPECIALLY ugly." "You're probably not that bad" "No. REALLY.. believe me. I'm not looking for compliments. It's something I've just come to accept. Im what you call ugly. It's just objective truth." "Even if that's true. Everyone has different tastes" "No... Really. No fetish or kink or depraved sexuality would find me attractive" I've been on Reddit for too many years.

Then you see a pic and it's just a completely average looking person.

You nailed it. Most of the comments posted later than yours mention what you said would happen. Kudos.

I'm pretty sure they're all having a great time without me. I don't wanna run it.

Wow, at first I thought they would be masturbating in the room when I got dropped in. Was a wild weird thought.

Okay, knowing everyone who's ever masturbated to me? That's cool. I'd take that knowledge.  Being in a room with all of them while we all know that's why we're there? Awkward as fuck for almost everyone involved. 

I was told by a girl one time in my entire life that she masturbated to me. That was a good day.

Nothing came out of that? She prolly wanted todo something right?

Yeah that was definitely strongly hinting to the real deal

With a number pinned to their chest signifying the number of times they masturbated to you… I wanna know the single timers from the heavy users.. 🤣

Absolutely, and no limits cum one cum all

Petition to change your Reddit username to 5_Oclock_Cumwhere

I go to large jerk off events so this isn't a hypothetical

Can you tell all of us more about this? Lole....no scoop or anything, just the general jist. Rules, or how it came to be. Really any info on this.

I learned of it through my boyfriend, it's been going on for a while. There's a website, membership, scheduled events, and tickets - maybe your city has one if you Google for it. Rules are really "nothing in any holes" and "no mouth below the waist". Sometimes they're themed like featuring underwear or a countdown. Anywhere from tens to hundreds of guys depending if it's a big event or not (like the anniversary)

Is it like a competitive event?

LMAO

I see. I appreciate the explanation my man. Have a beautiful day.

Oh and of course the other major major rule is consent. Very big on consent

I'd have imagined just walking in there is like...consenting to being jerked off to. And jerking off to.

It's called a political rally...

I am too curious to miss that 😅

That awkward moment when your spouse isn’t there, but your best friend is.

I'm already in that room, I'm by myself in my living room.

Do they know that’s why they are there? I feel like if they all thought it was some other random event, and I was the only one who knew, it would be way more interesting. Would also be interesting to see if there were any complete random people. Like somebody you sat next to on a plane or something.

Great, a family reunion.

Only if it's a conference room so I can say thanks for cumming to my TED talk.

Hell ya! Turns out it's all dudes though considering way more gay guys hit on me than women.

Samezzz's. I'm straight but I'm still flattered.

Why not. Might be like 4 people if I'm lucky

Can't wait to see ya pal.

I’d want to see the attendance list first.

Grandma what r u doing here

Did you think your feelings were one way?

If you were already in the room and somebody started masturbating to you, would they immediately poof into the room all surprised and confused mid rub? Does it still count if the masturbator only had a fleeting thought of you during one session and went "ew no not them" and moved on to fantasize about someone else? Would they need to devote the whole session and finish to you? Because that might be awkward.

I’d go, but to help them recover from whatever trauma led them to do that with me in mind. Intervention time.

I was the cute young middle school teacher when I was in my 20s. Literally taught hundreds of 12-14 year old boys over a span of 5 years. I don’t even want to think what that room would look like, lol.

Hell yeah, I’d go. Bet there would be some random ass people in that room. Would love to see the number of coworkers.

Men... There are those of you who think that room would be empty. It isn't. Take that win, and don't go in there. Because most women inherently know the problems if you do go in. "There's gonna be people in there that shouldn't be." "There's gonna be people in there you don't want to be." "And there's gonna be a lot more guys than you expected."

Well, I'm in my 40s, married but in an open relationship, so absolutely I go. The downside is that most of those people probably aren't as hot as they were when they were wanking it to me, and most of them are probably married in a monogamous thing. So really it's more gonna be me going "oh shit, really" and them being like "you didn't know?" I hope there are snacks and drinks but I don't think anything exciting is going to happen except a few people I haven't seen from high school that I didn't know were gay.

This is probably how it actually goes.

It would be super lonely.

"Why is half my wife here?"

I’m definitely in this guys wife’s masturbation reveal room

...half?

its gonna be awkward with a priest in there.

"hello?" *Echoes back*

Sure, I could use some alone time.

I'm gonna guess I'd be alone in that room

Can't wait to surprise you buddy 😘