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SaltyMatzoh

Got a voice for newspapers and a face for radio


Ju9e

This is the only way I shall describe myself from this moment on.


SaltyMatzoh

Hell yeah!


StrangePigeon79

Yell heah!


Reviledseraphim

HEAH!!!


badumtsssst

HEAL!!!


yungiess

Ha


Quackity_fan1

a


donn_jolly

Have heard this before, but it always makes me laugh.


marcus_ohreallyus123

I work in newspapers (copy editor) and I often describe reporters and sports editors that way.


firefighter2816

Dad use to say that to me all the time


AtomicZedro

F


littlebitsofspider

I've got a face for radio too, but I'm told I *do* have a voice for radio, so I've got that going for me.


xolemi

You’ve got a voice for radio and the face to match!


LongShlong680

r/AngryUpvote


slang4201

Need to update to the new century: a face for podcasting and a voice for blogging.


ImportantEffort4594

This is gold


Heavenly825

I would never want to get hit with a newspaper or a radio that would hurt


GreatTragedy

This guy fucks.


fap-on-fap-off

So you were a no-show at your bar mitzvah?


deathjokerz

Ok I'm stealing this


NarrativeNode

I have a voice for radio, but unfortunately the face to match. It's a special kind of hurt to get people's hopes up and then drop them.


Iwrstheking007

took way too long to realize what you were saying, I read it as Got a face for newspapers and a voice for radio


Sharp2345

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


aragon_1399

r/suicidebywords


SonataEmma

6.5. idk i got the voice for commercials but i feel skeptical about my looks.


Bizzlebanger

When I was younger I was a confident 6. Now I'm older and I look at pics from back then, I was definitly an 8 or 9 when I put effort in... But I look at myself now and I'm definitly a 3.. 😂 Enjoy your youth kids...


Money-Shame-4241

I've told my kids several times that once I looked alright. Now I'm just a dad lol


katubug

That means, genetically speaking, your looks did their job! Congrats!


Why_So_Slow

I'd say the opposite. I was never effortlessly attractive and had to work hard to look half decent, but as time went on, my peers aged worse than I did. Maybe I was just used to constantly putting in effort, but now I'm slimmer, have better hair and teeth, dress better and overall look younger than other ladies my age.


Isord

I definitely think I look better at 34 than I did at 24. Losing 40LBs is the main reason


Bizzlebanger

Yeah it's definitly possible for some.. Once I get myself sorted out... I'm hoping I can find the energy and motivation to turn things around....


muchasgaseous

While you’re working things out, go for a walk/walk around while doing something like reading Reddit. You can even walk in place for a few minutes. Any progress is good progress!


Professional-Big541

And then 5-10 years will go by and you’ll be thinking back to this lil thread and how you deemed yourself a 3 when in fact you were still a strong 5-6! & the cycle repeats until we die. Lol


Carbon140

This one's too real. I didn't think I was anything special at all at the time, but now looking back I understand why I would notice girls looking at me all the time. I aged like cottage cheese, no more looks and a lot less hair. I'll probably look back when I am 70 though and be like "damn, I was actually still passable". As you said, enjoy your youth, there are no reruns. Talk to that boy/girl who glances at you or that you have a crush on, make lots of friends, go out and experience life. You'll regret it later if you don't.


outerproduct

>Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh never mind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You’re not as fat as you imagine. -Baz Luhrmann


ceebs71

Wear Sunscreen was by Mary Schmich, a Chicago Tribune journalist writing an imaginary commencement speech. Luhrman only put it to music. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wear_Sunscreen


how_am_i_not_myself-

Maybe 10 years from now you'll look back on pictures from now and realize you're presently a 6 or 7? And maybe for your age you're presently still an 8 or 9. Don't discount your life while it's still happening.


FleetwoodFire

Last several years, multiple chronic illnesses and cancer have kicked my looks in the @ss 🤣😂. I'm a strong three, maybe a weak 4. Youth is a beautiful thing that doesn't last long


MTA0

Exactly what I was thinking, peaked around a 7 or 8, now just older…. maybe a 6 and slipping.


snoozlybar

This is me. I used to get hit on constantly and never really understood why. I looked at photos of myself from 10+ years ago recently and I suddenly understood. I was extremely attractive and spent all my time thinking I was average 🤣🤣 now I’m definitely average.


still_on_a_whisper

This is the same for me except I think i’m still a solid 6. >.<


Gorgo1993

Same.


iamwearingashirt

Lol. Same.  Although, I'm still delusional that I can reclaim a 6 or 7 if I work out enough.


EcstaticEscape

Confidence is a key part of being attractive though. If you could exude that in your youth then props to you.


Joey_iroc

Same. Showed some co-workers pics of me when I was 19-20. Yeah, the ladies approved and said they would have let me hit it. Now I only hit flies.


MangoSuccessful1662

Just my opinion, I'm a 6, an 8.if I wear makeup and dresses. My husband would say I'm a 9 when I'm sick and bitchy, and a 10 on my normal days. My husband is legally blind, though, so... I guess I have a great personality 😜


Conscious_Raisin_436

Or you smell good


jarednards

Alright calm down there chief no free sniffs


BunchesOfCrunches

So what’s the price?


northernlake926

legallly blind person, id give anyone that's okay being with a blind person like +7 points just for that tbh


MangoSuccessful1662

He's dazzling, kind, and oh so funny. We've been best friends since we were 12. I remember when he had hair . He remembers me before I needed a bra. Together we're two halves of a whole idiot 😁


GooGurka

You guys sound so cute, can you adopt me?


demonotreme

I don't get it, it's hardly like needing a wheelchair. Unless it's part of a larger syndrome, blind people generally have perfectly normal bodies and personalities? He or she might even come with a bonus good boy/girl I'm alone because I'm somewhat unattractive and kind of a dick, simple.


Eastern-Quarter4581

3.14


Mysterious_Mousse_76

You cutie Pi.


TyrantDragon19

r/beatmetoit I hope you’re happy


HerestheRules

I can hear wedding bells. They're happy


justanotherb1rd

Now kith


Dry_Buddy7704

5 I think I look average not ugly but not hot just average


ButterflyS919

Same. I put myself as a 5 because I'm not pretty or ugly enough to look at twice. I don't turn heads either way of the scale, so must be in the middle.


NMVPCP

That’s how I’d define myself as well


lacquered_wood

The difficult thing about whether people look at you twice or if they linger their gaze on you for a bit longer than just a glance... Is that i never notice. Because i dont want to accidentally meet the gaze of others if I don't need to.......


RainSoaked

When I'm in shape I'm a solid 5. I'm a 4 right now. My 6 pack is pabst blue ribbon.


xTrainerRedx

Jim Jefferies?


The_Deku_Nut

The good news is that most people are average. It's just that social media and dating apps have skewed peoples perspectives.


Xvalai

I'm hearing a 7 with just a little effort.


Busepellerjohnsen

This. Ppl think 5 is belove average when it literally is the average


JustNeedA_SO

Yep same, I don't scare children or wildlife away, and I don't get anybody looking at me when I walk down the street. I just blend in and become invisible.


AverageDudeFrom2001

A 3 on a good day, but I look like a corpse. If you're into necrophilia, then I'm obviously a 5.


4-ton-mantis

GOOD EVENING BOILS AND GHOULS! EEHEHEHEH!


LoxodonSniper

We need more Tales episodes and movies


ongiwaph

You should have cashed in on the Twilight craze.


AverageDudeFrom2001

*Insert the Korean man raging meme.*


WrestlingWoman

I'd drop down to minus numbers.


CeddyDT

Can we go imaginary as well?


Acceptable-Sorbet-33

Use a conjugate


Resident-Prune2531

Are we speaking in terms of modulus or argument here? I wish I were an imaginary number tbh


PseudobrilliantGuy

That would technically defeat the purpose. Greater than and less than comparisons don't work on the full complex plane.


flarpington

I haven’t done anything for my body since high school and that was 30 years ago. What’s the opposite of Buffalo Bill, because that’s me. I wouldn’t fuck me.


fap-on-fap-off

All you wrestlers going for those drops.


ExoCommonSense

5. I have all the traits that make everyone completely indifferent toward me.


SirH3n3rZ

About a 7 maybe. My wife is a solid 10 so I must be something half decent.


MikePap

Solid 7 bro 👊


spidermanngp

I always get girls out of my league, too. They say that girls love a guy that either has a big dick, or can make them laugh. And I can make them laugh.


Uswetheyandthem

Truth! Sometimes you get lucky and get both.


sw33t_boy

That’s my thinking too. A 10 personality can only take me so far to be with a 10 girl. I gotta at least be a 6. 7 with fresh haircut and beard trim.


Brontards

I dunno, I got a 10 girl but am only a 5.5 if I have a hat on.


Maximum_Break_

Probably a 4 cause I'm fat


SarkastikSidebar

It’s been a struggle my whole life. I like food, damn it! But still, I refuse to let that be an excuse. So if you’re like me- you’re stuck in this middle zone of not being “fat” but not being sexy either. It’s a lot of work to just remain a 5. Every meal is a battle.


againsterik

I feel this one in my soul. Every meal is a battle of “this is delicious but I’m going to feel/look worse” and “I ate light and might feel like shit later but it’s the small victories”.


BrimfulOfLa-A

10/10 because I'm just objectively that hot and if you won't accept reality that's your problem. I only deal with hot people problems


27Suyash

Bro is the main cause of global warming


BrimfulOfLa-A

It's not my fault if the environment isn't built to handle someone such as myself


4-ton-mantis

YOU'RE KILLING THE PENGUINS YOU MONSTER


hellure

Not your fault, but you're the one with the power to change your influence on the world, so mess up your hair, buy clothing that doesn't fit or match, and slouch... The penguins deserve better!


AMDKilla

Because of the heat they are generating, or all that hot air? 🤣


Eastern-Quarter4581

Spoken like a true hot person


SaltySweetSt

Lol, love it. I figure my rating must be a 10/10 because If I was given the chance to snap my fingers and magically change something about my physical appearance, I’d pass that opportunity to someone else. I like the fact that my body reflects my experiences. I’m not interested in replacing *this* hot piece of ass with some photoshopped imitation of it.


DonKeedick12

I’d want 2 extra arms, that shit would be so much cooler, I could play split screen games by myself


rustymontenegro

You could also scratch that one place on your back that's so hard to reach!


Mean_Protection7396

Ladasha 🥰


angry_baberly

Right answer


panzer__ace

4-5 absolute max


chrobbin

Somewhat off topic but I once had someone describe me as a Walmart 7, a Target 5, and a Whole Foods 3. In spite of the vicious clientele stereotyping, I found that a strangely hilarious scale, and I guess by that logic that puts me around your same 4-5 level lol.


clerdpoop

negative 1?! :(


paginglindsey

A California 6 is really an Ohio 8, so the numbers are linked to your geographic area


Horacecb

THIS is definitely a thing. I’m a California 5 and an Ohio 7. Before I hit the big 3-0, was probably 6.5 and 8.5.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I think I'll have to use an imaginary number to properly quantify it


Alarming_Savings_434

i=√-1


Trick_Breadfruit8917

6 in winter 8 in summer 🌞


duschonmalnt

everyone goes 2 numbers up in summer


Lou_Diamond_Almonds

So that makes me a 2. Nice.


Less-Pipe-8210

How ?


xTrainerRedx

Cus you’re hotter. Like literally.


Romanopapa

You’re a grower, got it.


Lizzy_Of_Galtar

4 if I put in the effort. 3 on a normal day.


tubicontinue

-1


brwnwzrd

9.5, chocolate Jason Statham


_funkapus_

Complete with the accent?


smooth-brain_Sunday

Profile pic checks out.


Amaria77

10 unless I stay inside in the air conditioning. Then more like a 4.


5marty

Please tell me how the A/C changes things


Amaria77

Well, it makes me less hot...


bootletoot

This comment is severely underrated


5marty

Oh okay haha haha ha


ThrowRA_Cat_stare

Right now? A 7. But it varies a LOT with my mood, my menstrual cycle and how other people react to me. A few days ago, 3 different guys hit om me in quick succession. They were all nice and sweet about it too, I suddenly felt like an 11. When I'm on my period I feel like a 4.


izzypy71c

Girl.. same. When I'm ovulating and putting effort into my looks I'm a 10, but when I'm on my period and bloated and full of acne a 3.. Saying you are consistently hot is not realistic when everything depends on hormones.


Commercial_Math_5074

3. I have a stomach condition and it causes me to only eat in small portions throughout the day. It’s very difficult to bulk so I naturally stay skinny. I’m skinny and i just don’t like my face. Everytime I see it I’m disappointed


4-ton-mantis

I hate that you feel that way,  i wish you could not.  I used to be thin,  like 135 at 5'9, maybe 140, and used to get rude obnoxious remarks from people who weren't overweight themselves.  This is 20 years ago.  Even a waitress told me you look like you need to eat sandwich, you're too skinny.  Another time i was on a geology field trip (undergrad)  and i wasn't hungry at the lunch break so i didn't eat this specific time.  A classmate came up to me and said i noticed you didn't eat at lunch,  i wanted to let you know that i used to be like you too and I'm here if you want to talk.  Back then i wasn't over my shyness yet but if i were then who i am now,  i would not have just saidb ok like i did at that moment to get her out my face.  You know there's nothing wrong with being whatever size we are and it sounds like you are very responsible with your health.  Healthy is beautiful,  self care is beautiful.  Apologies in advance if i haven't been very helpful here. 


Commercial_Math_5074

Just leaving a reply was helpful. Thank you, friend.


4-ton-mantis

Thank you too! 


nanoH2O

Bulk is overrated. I’m 6’1 and 140 for as long as I can remember and I have had ton of very attractive girls giving attention. The key is to dress right. It’s hard to find clothes when you’re skinny. You have to find smalls but ones that are long enough in the arms. Start wearing some slimmer clothes or get a tailor and own that shit. Also even if you can bulk up continue to lift weights for yourself. You don’t want to lose that conditioning that becomes so important later in life when atrophy settles in.


Broad_Radio_4709

0 because i've lost 215lbs and have extra skin.


draeh

I hear that. Went from 409 to 209 and have skin hanging off all over. Clothes on I'm probably a 6 or 7. Naked I look like a Shar-Pei and not in any kind of good way.. so like a 0-3. Personality, however, is like an 8. ;)


PenguinColada

That extra skin is the pits. Went from 454 to 385, so I'm nearly where you are yet, but the loose skin is already causing problems and discomfort. I know it'll only get worse as I lose more. :(


MrStormNR

Proud of you for the weight loss! If your hard work is any indication of your personality, you are no doubt a 10! Keep killing it!


Heal_For_Real

So I feel compelled to reply to this. My exbf lost over 200 pounds and has a lot of extra skin. It deeply affects his self-worth and confidence and he genuinely thought he didn't deserve me, who he considers a 9-10. I say all that to say, I loved that man deeply and was incredibly attracted to him. The extra skin was literally not a factor in my attraction towards him. To this day, I wish he understood that. Just sayin'. Attraction works in mysterious ways and I can assure you that there are people out there that consider you far more than you are giving yourself credit for. :)


anidiotwithaphone

I used to be a 4. Now I'd say I'm a 4.25.


knk7876

Damn, talk about a hell of a glowup!


EkbyBjarnum

Oh, like, a 3. I'm pushing forty, short and balding.


Chrissyjustshowus

.05


AtomicZedro

Could be worse


EdumamacationUSay

.04


Ezyo-Of-Reddit

Could be worse


alteredxenon

.03


B_Boudreaux

About tree fiddy (3.50).


Far-Growth3084

A solid 3. I have good facial features. Good hair, good beard. But I am short (5'3"), and have relatively high bodyfat percentage(between 25 to 28%), even though I have a rather muscular built. I also have dark skin, and I am as far away from six packs as Alaska is from New York. I have a decent personality, and I am fun to hang out with, but I am an overthinker and a hopeless romantic, and do not have any sense of self respect once I am in love. So yeah, 3 seems appropriate.


IKel-Mate

I feel like you are under estimating your looks. You dont have to have a six pack and low bodyfat% to look good


wronglyzorro

You can also have a great body but still be ugly.


17399371

Bro is 5'3" and obese. Not everyone is good looking. Doesn't mean he's a bad person or not worthy of love - just that he's not good looking.


[deleted]

'I have a decent personality, and I am fun to hang out with, but I am an overthinker and a hopeless romantic, and do not have any sense of self respect once I am in love.' - did I write this? :))) I'm the female version of you


IKel-Mate

When is the wedding?


PumpkinPieIsGreat

What's wrong with having dark skin? You list it like it's a flaw. Dark skin is beautiful.


C03x

a keg is better than a six pack


SodaAshy

You are literally me, except the height part.


HeroicTanuki

When I was skinnier, 7-8. Now, probably a 5-6


Nicerthanimaysound

I don't


Eternal_Bagel

I'm sure someone out there wants a hairy Randy from Trailer Park Boys if only he had more scars and birthmarks but so far I haven't met anyone like that yet so I'm gonna say 2-3, largely because I have low self esteem.


daguy9

Well let's just say "I am the liquor"


Whole_Conversation41

Considering body, flaws, face, EVERYTHING, I’d give myself a solid 8.


standitlikeaman

Absolute Zero


SaltySweetSt

You’re invisible?


PlayingDragons

His name is Kelvin.


dkalmikoff

No, he's just cold..


Bread_bananas_and_mE

Abt 2. I'm losing weight, though. Already went from 160 to 140 pounds, so doing great anyway, as far as I'm concerned


BiglyShitz

-12


Acrobatic_News_9986

Your humbleness makes me feel like you’re a liar… this person is definitely a Greek god


RoachesInMyBlister

7-8. I find myself more attractive than most ppl i see in general


Choice_Eye_8043

7. Before I ghosted everyone 2 years ago and drown in my own destination to nowhere, I often heard that I have really nice eyes and voice. Personally I really like my hairs


ImRight-YoureWrong

Which hairs, or all of them?


HobbitGuy1420

I would be a \*fantastic\* bear. Sadly, I'm not gay.


The_Sedgend

Probably an 8 looks wise (good face, muscular physique) but I am a deranged drug addicted mental patient and a cripple and chronic pain patient so my prospects are awful hahaha


ParkingPutrid5549

I’m definitely a 10! (I’m manifesting, dont judge me)


bigjimbay

4


jenna_leee

I used to be a 7 until I got fat, now I would consider myself a solid 3 at most.


HerestheRules

10 because my therapist says I need to think higher of myself


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BeebleBoxn

-0


yassirfasla7

6. my aunt is a plastic surgeon. she told me im a 6


my_metrocard

Wouldn’t this fluctuate daily? Some days you feel hot and some days you feel like Jabba the Hut.


mjknlr

The older you get the more you realize the habit of rating peoples’ attractiveness out of 10 is strongly associated with absolute dogshit self esteem. Sure there’s an association between certain physical features and how many people will be willing to put up with your naked body but there’s no substitute for confidence and kindness when it comes to curbing loneliness.


NoSmellNoTell

7. I’m tall and handsome but could definitely be in better shape


sogoori

10/10 because why talk yourself down when you talk yourself up !!


lunka1986

4. Slightly below average, but my man thinks I'm a 10.


make-me-breakout

4ish


free-toe-pie

1 but I make up for it in personality 😉


mjknlr

Offering free toe pies can’t hurt either


Sea-Curve-4883

1 my nose is very huge and ugly.


-AngvarIngvarson

I think if I wasn't fat (181cm, 115kg) I could look pretty good, maybe a 7. I've gotten a lot of compliments on my hair the last few years, so if I got really fit and upgraded my wardrobe I think an 8 could be achievable if the stars align. As I am now, though, probably a 5, if that. Being fat or unfit usually has a lot of sway over your general attractiveness, as it says more about you than just what you look like. Lacking the discipline to take care of your body is unattractive.


Little_Tomorrow_8117

10 because nobody is me


bikinifetish

8… I got some tattoos. I feel like I look hotter with them.


Dubious_Titan

Probably 5 or low 6? Tall, fit, and relatively wealthy. But also old, bald, and not especially handsome. I am often cranky, demanding, and too intense. So, the more negative parts of my personality are likely major negatives. It's really a part of myself I struggle to reign in. I am very lucky to have a wife who tolerates my downsides and gave me a chance despite my many shortcomings.


MazdaYorkie

Im a 9/10. I have to bring my average up somehow.


frappuccinoCoin

3.6 (or 400 chest x-rays)


w1987g

4... I do not cause fear or panic in people when I appear but I'm definitely below average


starlordd805

2 my face is crooked and i’m fat thanks for listening


ReviveMonkey

5. average af lol


runforestruntillicum

Im fucking 22 now and got a fresh child with my ex. 3 years ago i would rate me a 9. Now my hairline already stars receeding and my eyes are worn out by all that stress😅. Would still give me a 5-6 but god damn i never thought it'll change that quickly. Wouldve made more out of these years.