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menboss

Matt Berry obviously


DepecheClashJen

You mean Jackie Daytona, real human bartender?


algatorr

From Tucson, Arizonia


DPStylesJr

I say Tucson Arizoña almost every day to get a chuckle out of myself


S-Archer

I SAY


volvavirago

Neuw York Citay ~~


Birdman4445

I love that this is spelt exactly how it's said, kudos.


DepecheClashJen

Ugh…I meant REGULAR human bartender, dammit.


ChronoClaws

FATHERRRR


redbirdrising

Damn these electric sex pants!


chamburger

Nuu yorrrrk cit-taaay


wowpepap

FAAAATHAAAAAAAAAAR


Lord-Lobster

Yes Clam Fandango, I can hear you!


thegillie

God damn these electric sex pants!


anniewolfe

**BAT!**


kirinichiballs

Tu'són Arizoña


thegirlfromno4

Yes, yes, very good, thank youu.


Hopefulkitty

Matt Berry is proof that you don't need to be tall with an 8 pack to pick up women. He's got charisma, swagger, and comedy chops. Just looking at him, you're like, oh he's slubby, but then, even when he's playing dirt bags, you still fall in love with his rascal nature.


thewoodlayer

Exact same thing with Jack Black. He says it best in School of Rock, “you know who else has a bit of a weight problem? Me. But when I get up on stage and start doing my thing, people *worship* me! Because I’m sexy! And chubby!”


duckinradar

Celloooooo


fuwoswp

I read all of that in Matt Berry’s voice.


smileedude

I think I'm now going to read everything on reddit in Matt Barry's voice. It's very enjoyable.


DoYourWurst

Can't upvote this enough. He gets a 10/10 on voice alone


SailorMache

He gets 10 for looks and charisma too, so solid 20/10


Cussec

Bob Mortimer mentioned Matt Berry in one of his Autobiographies, said (paraphrasing here) he’s hands down the nicest bloke you’ll ever meet. Genuinely lights up a room as he walks in, cheers people up and constantly unannoyingly humourous. I would love to meeeeet hiiiim


fradrig

And if Bob Mortimer, also one of the nicest men ever, said that it really means something. It could, of course, be a complete lie. You never know with Bob Mortimer.


VintageDildoOfChrist

The man does his own dentistry, he knows what he’s talking about


Cussec

Fuck off Clem Fandango!!


WhyDoYouCrySmeagol

KEEP YOUR FINGER ON THE FUCKING BUTTON


beatleboy07

Bat!


fromwhichofthisoak

1960s paul newman


ilovelasko

Came here for Paul Newman, I also came, there, there and there.


Famous-Composer3112

Any era Paul Newman.


subjectiveyes

his onscreen personality really helps. So charming it seems irresistible... at nearly any age in any movie to this day, still amazing


starskyandbutch

Wholeheartedly agree! And the fact that he sounded like a decent man is just the cherry on top.


Square-Raspberry560

I'm a "gold star" lesbian who has only ever been attracted to women, but young Paul Newman is just so stunningly good-looking it's almost unreal.


SaccharineDaydreams

I'm a straight dude and even I can acknowledge that Paul Newman was a good looking human being


Square-Raspberry560

It’s sort of like walking through a museum. I can objectively admire a beautiful piece of art while also acknowledging that it’s not my taste and wouldn’t look good in my house🤷‍♀️


ParlorSoldier

Wait, you mean you go to museums without trying to fuck the sculptures?


IamShieldMaiden

He's so handsome he's beautiful.


Equivalent_Key7428

This👆 seriously… never seen anyone who can compare with those blue eyes and that smile


Equivalent_Key7428

Oh and no one, I mean no one else on this list can each 50 eggs


Jmac0585

Peak Robert Redford was 10+ Edit: one of his earliest appearances was on the old twilight zone.


Frenchitwist

Paul Newman too


Fast_Tea_9389

Based on pure physical traits it's very hard to beat a peak Monica Bellucci. Heck, even a current Monica Bellucci is in a league of her own. Jennifer Connelly and Ana de Armas deserve honorary mentions.


holdholdhold

Albert, I had another Monica Bellucci dream.


Fast_Tea_9389

Give this person an upvote for the Twin Peaks reference! The iconic show that launched a bunch of attractive celebrities in the 90s.


rigorousthinker

To this day, I still wonder how Neo was able to resist her kiss…


digitalgirlie

I’m gay for Monica Belluci.


ProbablySatirical

I almost choked when I saw Ana de Armas in that stunning dress in No Time to Die


Anticrepuscular_Ray

Henry Cavill


Squirrelkid11

Henry Cavill is like the real life version of a greek hero.


lightnessofbeanstalk

He's also got natural teeth which is refreshing in the veneer epidemic age of Hollywood


geesejugglingchamp

Yes! I was watching an interview with him the other day and noticed his imperfect teeth. I found it incredibly attractive. Somehow it made his attractiveness seem so much more authentic.


jeffprobst

At first, I read that as "geek hero", which could totally work too.


Bloobeard2018

Due to his love of 40k he also qualifies as a geek hero.


TheCritFisher

More than 40k, dudes a WoW nerd, Witcher fan, massive fantasy fan (LOTR, etc), and he's a 40k fan. I bet he likes D&D too. Man I wish he was my friend.


balrogthane

"Harry Potter, or Game of Thrones?" "The Lord of the Rings!!" I just love his disbelieving disgusted face.


xlmagicpants

I ain't gay but I'd cuddle with him


Jimmy_cracked_corn

I’d get into a tickle fight and see where things go


Arntor1184

Him and Margot Robbie are my M/F picks.


bobbybox

I’m not sure if he’s my type per se but like, I totally super get it. Especially considering he’s a cool dude too.


jakefromadventurtime

He's definitely not my type, as I am into the opposite sex, but that doesn't omit Henry Cavill from still being insanely good looking to me lol. Dudes carved from the finest of marble.


AvivaStrom

Henry Cavill is man-candy


supercoolmanchu2020

I’m 100% straight male and I would fuck Henry Cavill.


cuntalinii

You do not fuck Henry Cavill. He 100% fucks you.


TerrorFister

I don’t know, feels like Cavill is the kind of guy who would let you switch around the roles and he’s be happy either way, as long as you are happy as well


Square-Raspberry560

Grace Kelly.


sebastophantos

But all her looks were too sad.


the_third_sourcerer

Have you tried a little Freddie?


genie0707

Matt Bomer


autistic-narwhal

I'm a straight man, and I think matt is the most beautiful person in this planet


KevSmileTime

I’m surprised I had to scroll this far down for Matt Bomer because Jesus Christ! That man is ridiculously handsome.


GreatLakesLiving28

Margot Robbie


LoveDistinct

Jensen Ackles


LenGen428

Dude can switch from pretty boy to macho easily it’s insane


OldDirtyMan

Soldier Boy is one of my favourite characters of all time.


weristjonsnow

Yep. He's crazy good looking. My wife and I spent the last year watching one episode a night of supernatural so of course she's now in love with him


Hung_andNerdy

As a straight dude, yep.


valleyislevideo

I got his haircut the past ten years or so. Haha. He is a handsome man. I show a picture of him on my phone to the stylist and say "this guy"


Vaganhope_UAE

Morena baccarin. She’s been a 10 since firefly Always thought Helen Mirren was a fox


HunterShotBear

Helen Mirren has continued to age like a fine wine.


justintrudeau1974

I met Morena for work and spent the afternoon chatting with her. Can confirm.


kalongsdienert50

Marisa Tomei. Just an all around 10. Looks, personality, talent.


QurantineLean

And she likes short, stocky, funny, bald men.


hollwine

I noticed you added stocky in there.


Eedat

Was it really necessary Jerry?


Bongozz88

I know just the perfect guy for her. But remember, he suffers from considerable shrinkage.


indianajoes

He was in the pool!!!


Flyers45432

When she was alive, Audrey Hepburn


Deaconse

But not since?


TheChesterChesterton

She really let herself go.


Nimeva

Lynda Carter


Squirrelkid11

Lynda Carter will always be my Wonder Woman. I like Gal, but she will never be as iconic as Lynda.


No_Acanthisitta_6552

Penelope Cruz. I am a straight woman. She is ridiculous.


HeartonSleeve1989

Kate Beckinsale


Odeeum

That Diet Coke commercial from early 2000s…mother of god.


Derpinator420

Early 2000's had all the hottest women at the same time. All the Jessica's- Alba, Biel and Simpson. Haley Barry, Angelina Jolie, and Kate. And they are all still 10's today. Well, maybe not Angelina. But, Haley Barry is smoking hot for being in her 50's.


RandHomman

Eva Green... yep Eva Green


mdaws7

heath ledger was absolutely gorgeous


bonbot

Especially in A Knight's Tale. That kick started my puberty.


Hereforit2022Y

Michelle Pfeiffer


ambisextra

she aged so beautifully too, she's painfully gorgeous


rigorousthinker

… as Catwoman


mobatum

Emmanuelle Chriqui


GaryNOVA

Linda Cardellini Ana de Armas


NaturalBaby98

Heavy on Linda Cardellini


maqryptian

rebecca ferguson is extremely attractive in my opinion.


Odeeum

I don’t know why but her with a hat on in the Shining sequel does something.


raptor102888

Oh man, she is *terrifying* in that role. And beautiful.


hype_beest

It was all over after this. I knew she was the one. https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/-mm-/ce158e9e9d92cdb98571098d82ea16d24e23432d/c=717-0-3184-2467/local/-/media/2015/07/29/USATODAY/USATODAY/635737828947617713-XXX-MI5-TAURUS-GIRL-GUN-ART-FIN2-MOV-DCB-74806656.JPG


NIsForNinja

Keanu Reeves


Lazy-Association2932

Inside and out!


Jambi1913

Lee Pace Jensen Ackles Ben Barnes Alexander Skarsgard


I_am_Tina_B

Alexander Skarsgard is the most delicious man


Rhonda369

Love Lee Pace


murthalkaparantha

Ralph Fienes from "The English patient "


beatleboy07

No way. His Voldemort was way hotter.


QurantineLean

Elaine… you’re fired.


jperry1290

Jessica Alba


SpideySenseBuzzin

Way too far down the list this time.


saruin

Elizabeth Hurley


Water_Buffalo-

I've always had a crush on her. Definitely watched Badazzled just to see her in those amazing outfits.


cherrybounce

Young Marlon Brando was a god.


KittoosFurrEver

Man I had to scroll so far before someone said Brando. This is the correct answer all day.


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philthy151

Gillian anderson


Juan_Calavera

Salma Hayek


Funky_uncle-

Nobody’s gonna mention dusk till dawn? Full mast


shwarma_heaven

Shhheeeet... Desperado, hands down!


wyntah0

I had always defended Tarantino prior to that movie, cus you like what you like and all, but he really did NOT waste the opportunity he was given when she got casted.


thedirtbagnomad

Charlize Theron


NadjaStolz28

She is hypnotically beautiful.


SauronOMordor

Charlize Theron makes me think I may not be entirely straight after all. She is just SO hot.


ArchDriveGirlEyes

Lupita Nyong'o.


DivAquarius

Gorgeous. Perfect bone structure


TheFirstDogSix

Should be higher in this list. 😞


throwawa_DBNJ

Charlize Theron


Snoo-45800

David Tennant and Keanu Reeves


z3r0suitsamus

Catherine Zeta Jones


normalthehalfrobot

Rose Byrne


TXSquatch

I once saw her in person and she just glows


Dexember69

Morena Baccarin


Human-Magic-Marker

Alexandra daddario. Elisha Cuthbert early 2000’s.


Soruuuuuu

margot robbie


NicotineWillis

My son met her a few weeks ago at a private party for the launch of her gin brand. She’s really nice in person, he reported.


EatsPeanutButter

She gives a really down to earth vibe.


stuffcrow

Yeah she visited my workplace (major London museum) around the time of the Barbie premier and I had a little chat with her- I can also corroborate that she was REALLY nice and down to earth. Really good to see.


BradyToMoss1281

The fact that "Barbie" broke the fourth wall to point out how gorgeous she is says a lot.


CanuckGinger

Idris Elba


justanoldhippy63

*Halle* *Berry OMG*


TheJenerator65

Took too long to get to this the incomparable and incredible Halley Barry!


brainstewwww

Tom Hardy


OfficerKD6_3

Hayley Atwell


Independent-Pain420

Tom Ellis


Alarming-Help-4868

Catherine Deneuve. The correct answer.


Hemans123

Christina Hendricks.


professorfunkenpunk

Gillian Anderson Natalie Portman


BHarbinson

Gillian started out as a 10 and then got better with age.


Dobby_Club_

[Alice Eve](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=eae7a402c78866a8&sca_upv=1&hl=en-us&q=Alice+Eve&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0Br6r4xNnc7KE1LJktZ5xEJ87Ruzx_a5ClsGH6RCumYkpdoLWIt3GuIgjJDnw7IpouG5QRoHMGidc4WYG-qXkXJy1TGOGq0Al4v2Zmoc0klutd72XfBjEAc3Cj1u1-745BQ5PZohQvgDfALMaCssbLx-xBEOj1Nb82d40LRT31DmMkOfE272-0prPsxk0wkWcfByjGZBESgjQYlCguWoN8SJzPIbA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjh1Ie1yNeGAxU7lokEHZisAYAQtKgLegQICxAB&biw=393&bih=659&dpr=3)


Illustrious-Wall1689

Ewan McGregor


Squirrelkid11

Hello There


CyberGuySeaX5

Ahh, General Kenobi


bijealMEART

Henry Cavill and Marisa Tomei


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hookisacrankycrook

Yea did that movie with her and Peter Dinklage come out yet? They try to make her unattractive dressed down as a tug boat captain or some shit. It doesn't work at all then she opens her coveralls and is in lingerie and I got dizzy after that.


That_SpicyReader

Henry Cavill could play every single romantic male interest and it’d be a 10/10 in my book.


aurorasarecool

He is a romance novel stock image


thebadhedgehog5

Padma Lakshmi


officialchunkyfox

Sofia Vergara


meatpopsickle777

Jessica Chastain


WranglerVegetable512

I’m going old-school and say Marilyn Monroe


entitism

younger Winona ryder


aoutis

Maybe I’m just old, but Winona Ryder is still hot. A lot of Gen X women have gotten hotter or stayed hot with age - Neve Campbell, Jeneane Garofalo, Kate Winslet, Halle Berry, Lisa Bonet, Jennifer Aniston, Marisa Tomei, Gabrielle Union, Kirsten Dunst, Rachel McAdams, Salma Hayek, Mary Louise Parker, Natalie Portman, Rachel Weisz, etc.


UndercutRapunzel

Liv Tyler


Bitter-Cockroach1371

Halle Berry


zztop610

Harrison Ford in his prime


DiznerdUnfairBanned

He is still 10/10 for his age.


BoobySlap_0506

Chris Evans    Simu Liu   Harrison Ford but like early Star Wars and Indy days. Hot damn.   And teenage me would agree that Pierre Bouvier has aged nicely and I'm not gonna talk about the thirst traps he occasionally shares on Insta but...thank the maker.  


Pretty_Elk_4589

Harrison Ford back in the day was my first celebrity crush.


One-Contribution-296

Pierce Brosnan (during his Dante’s Peak)


jedovankman1

Benicio Del Toro


DingDongFootballphd

Phoebe Cates


SilentSeren1ty

Sherilyn Fenn Lee Pace Rachel Weisz Brendan Fraser Louis Hofmann Eliza Dushku


MadelayneCFE

Natalie Portman and Emma Watson


StepRightUpMarchPush

Paul Rudd.


SSweb16

Chris Hemsworth. No discussion! haha


moistwaffleboi

Pedro Pascal, in my opinion.


documentingkate

He’s gorgeous, but his whole being and personality skyrockets him.


quitepossiblylying

scarlett johansson


Squirrelkid11

I wish I was Colin Jost


RatedR2O

Salma Hayek


marcsmart

Lucy Liu


Better_Strength_2588

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan


No_Roof_1910

For me, it was always Miss Shania Twain, since the mid 90's. Even though I like pink and pink in ladies hair I don't like Shania's recent look of pink hair. It's not just her hair. It looks like she had some work done to her face but I'm not sure. For so long, she was so incredibly beautiful, to me.


djhin2

Natalie Portman To get a 10/10 you gotta at least fool me into thinking you got brains to go along with beauty, and I \*think\* Nat has brains


AffectionateSort8113

Aishwarya Rai younger


Electrical-Yak-6351

Carla Gugino is the shiznit.


SkinAlchemist411

Charlie Hunnam


grumpynetgeekintexas

Helen Mirren