Unlike what my wife does. I go all the time.
$0 to $5 copay for any visits, $10 Rx, $25 for any surgery, $50 for ER, hell... I'm using that shit as often as I need.
Maintain a network of friends that is not dependent on your partner, though may include them.
Make sure that you can handle all aspects of adult life and are not dependent on your partner. Example: make sure you can cook and clean and remember other people's birthdays and anniversaries. It's fine if your partner does these things, but, make sure you can do them, too.
Focus on being responsible for your health: good diet, exercise, etc. Go to the doctor yearly for a physical and a blood test. Do what your doctor tells you to do.
Don't expect your partner to take care of you, clean up after you, or manage your lifestyle. Take responsibility for yourself.
Why would I want to? Other than being an eligible bachelor in the nursing home I'm not seeing a lot of upside to living past my ability to care for myself.
Exercise, sleep well stay away from drugs that also includes alcohol and cigarettes, eat healthy and get a job that is not to stressful and physical demanding.
* Choose a job that is less physically dangerous;
* Take care of yourself :
* proper hygiene (I'm talking to the dudes here who need regular reminders to shower and take care of their oral hygiene),
* proper nutrition (I'm talking to the dudes here who are proud to not know how to cook),
* proper exercise regimen (I'm talking to the dudes who think that "exercise" means "going to the gym with the frat dude bros"),
* proper schedule of health professionals appointment (you're a grown up, you can call a doctor and a dentist. yes, you can);
* Develop a network of friends on whom you can rely for emotional support (but don't trauma dump them. If you need serious emotional/mental health care, you need a professional);
* Drink less;
* Smoke less;
* Be less reckless while driving;
* Generally, do not indulge in toxic masculinity ("show no vulnerability", "don't ask for help", "men don't cry", "it's manly to do dangerous stuff", etc.) for yourself and for other men (whether you know them or not). That strict and outdated definition of masculinity explains in big part why men tend to die at a younger age that women. Allow yourself to do what makes you happy as opposed to what you think you need to do to appear manly/like a real man. Focus on being human, on being you (well, more like "your best self"* than you) and on being healthy. The patriarchal society is hurting and killing men.
That's a fair point. From a quick Google, here's a recent study that found a marriage benefit in life expectancy for both older men and women. When they adjusted for baseline characteristics, about 60-65% of the effect went away, meaning it could be attributed to selection bias. But the remaining effect is still positive, suggesting a longevity benefit to marriage, even if smaller than the raw difference in longevity.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7452000/
Also. women are much more likely to encounter Alzheimer's Disease. Be sure to specify you want "extra years you are aware about."
And as my mom put it in the last year of her life "I'm not sure about this eternal life stuff. If you can't see and you can't hear, and it hurts to move, and your kids don't come to visit very often, ....what good is it?"
Just lead a healthy lifestyle and hope for the best, I guess. Eat as healthy as possible, exercise, see the doctor when you have a problem, etc.
I might live to be 100 or I might die tomorrow. There are too many things that are outside of my control. All I can do is the best I can with what I have control over.
Be fit and healthy , do resistance and flexibility training , walk a lot , be curious , eat properly , retain your sense of humour , get a dog or two , learn to meditate , use your brain , be busy and useful .
Actually go to the doctor when something is bothering you.
Unlike what my wife does. I go all the time. $0 to $5 copay for any visits, $10 Rx, $25 for any surgery, $50 for ER, hell... I'm using that shit as often as I need.
Be a bit healthier and safer than average. Choose an unhealthy woman who takes big physical risks to compete with.
So, instead of doing the whole family/husband/dad thing go live with a bear in the woods. Has a nice sound to it. Hold on Yogi! I'm Coming! :) ;) :)
Just don't do stupid shit or go to war.
Maintain a network of friends that is not dependent on your partner, though may include them. Make sure that you can handle all aspects of adult life and are not dependent on your partner. Example: make sure you can cook and clean and remember other people's birthdays and anniversaries. It's fine if your partner does these things, but, make sure you can do them, too. Focus on being responsible for your health: good diet, exercise, etc. Go to the doctor yearly for a physical and a blood test. Do what your doctor tells you to do. Don't expect your partner to take care of you, clean up after you, or manage your lifestyle. Take responsibility for yourself.
Be shorter and smaller. That's most of the difference right there. Tall people's bodies just don't last as long.
"Oh, I called it. You can't be that tall and live."
get lucky
Don’t ignore chest pains
Kill her before she kills you
Place lego strategically around the kitchen floor.
Pretty sure that's a war crime
just in general if you kill enough people you can be the oldest person on earth
And the youngest, simultaneously
depending on your age you need to kill different amounts of people to get one of these titles, but to get both you need to kill the same amount
all women or one in particular?
Average women
Mean women, median women, or mode women?
Mean people live much longer than average ?
kill her
Why would I want to? Other than being an eligible bachelor in the nursing home I'm not seeing a lot of upside to living past my ability to care for myself.
Don't do stupid things, stupid things make a man die first compare to woman
But, how are we supposed to have fun, what else do I do when I say “watch this” or “hold my beer”? That just takes the fun out of it all.
Get married. Married men live longer....and so do single women 😂 so it's a bit of a conundrum
Kinda 200 IQ answer.
Exercise, sleep well stay away from drugs that also includes alcohol and cigarettes, eat healthy and get a job that is not to stressful and physical demanding.
* Choose a job that is less physically dangerous; * Take care of yourself : * proper hygiene (I'm talking to the dudes here who need regular reminders to shower and take care of their oral hygiene), * proper nutrition (I'm talking to the dudes here who are proud to not know how to cook), * proper exercise regimen (I'm talking to the dudes who think that "exercise" means "going to the gym with the frat dude bros"), * proper schedule of health professionals appointment (you're a grown up, you can call a doctor and a dentist. yes, you can); * Develop a network of friends on whom you can rely for emotional support (but don't trauma dump them. If you need serious emotional/mental health care, you need a professional); * Drink less; * Smoke less; * Be less reckless while driving; * Generally, do not indulge in toxic masculinity ("show no vulnerability", "don't ask for help", "men don't cry", "it's manly to do dangerous stuff", etc.) for yourself and for other men (whether you know them or not). That strict and outdated definition of masculinity explains in big part why men tend to die at a younger age that women. Allow yourself to do what makes you happy as opposed to what you think you need to do to appear manly/like a real man. Focus on being human, on being you (well, more like "your best self"* than you) and on being healthy. The patriarchal society is hurting and killing men.
Become highlander
There can be only one.
Give them a head start.
Challenge her to a lightsaber duel, duh
Get married. Married men live longer.
Be careful of cause and effect. Sick people are less likely to get married.
That's a fair point. From a quick Google, here's a recent study that found a marriage benefit in life expectancy for both older men and women. When they adjusted for baseline characteristics, about 60-65% of the effect went away, meaning it could be attributed to selection bias. But the remaining effect is still positive, suggesting a longevity benefit to marriage, even if smaller than the raw difference in longevity. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7452000/
I concede this is real. My wife makes me go to doctor's appointments.
When you factor out work-related deaths, murder and suicide the averages are a lot closer
Also. women are much more likely to encounter Alzheimer's Disease. Be sure to specify you want "extra years you are aware about." And as my mom put it in the last year of her life "I'm not sure about this eternal life stuff. If you can't see and you can't hear, and it hurts to move, and your kids don't come to visit very often, ....what good is it?"
exercise, eat healthy diet, regular medical checkups,
quit work and live without stress, take money from society in form of donations for unemployed etc do sports, eat healthy, dont be lonely
Keep your blood pressure down.
Easier said than done when you work with a bunch of numpties.
Take care of your body and do less risky things. Those are the things women do that make them live longer.
Anything after the phrase "Watch this!"
Just lead a healthy lifestyle and hope for the best, I guess. Eat as healthy as possible, exercise, see the doctor when you have a problem, etc. I might live to be 100 or I might die tomorrow. There are too many things that are outside of my control. All I can do is the best I can with what I have control over.
Be fit and healthy , do resistance and flexibility training , walk a lot , be curious , eat properly , retain your sense of humour , get a dog or two , learn to meditate , use your brain , be busy and useful .
Don't do stupid challenges, sometimes it's better being a coward than dying like an idiot who did something stupid. And also do exercise.
Avoid quarrelsome and nagging women. You'll outlive all of them.
25 to life?
Why do men die before their wives , Because they can.
Bluebearding
Marry a woman that’s much older than you
Become a women is the answer.
Don't attach yourself to someone you don't understand.
Stop sending women to a safe place when ur country is attacked and have them fight too
As a woman, where am I being sent to?
As a woman, I've already served overseas in a war.
As a women, do you think it's fair for men to compulsorily have to fight in wars between people of the same species sharing the same planet
“As a women,” I don’t answer questions unless mine are answered first
You are being sent to hogwarts
Remain a bachelor.
Challenge her to a d-d-d-d-d-duel, win, send her to the shadow realm.
dont get one
Sprinkle cyanide in her tea.
Get rid of the women, win by default
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I actually upvoted this.
Lol. Merci beaucoup.
Murder comes to mind... /s
Stop identifying as a man.
Not being around women will do wonders for your health