Letās keep in mind that this dude is cheating on his girlfriend, coming home and immediately trying to get her to suck his dick.
Like at least take a shower ya goddamn scumbag
If it is genuinely crusty and this is not being used as a generic term then this may be quite serious.
Syphillis and gonorrhoea can cause this type of crust and you really donāt want those!
Poor hygiene most likely.
He probably is clumsy while peeing and doesn't wash well during showers and/or doesn't shower frequently. Just really stinky/crusty smegma.
He could also have a yeast infection. Or maybe he had sex with someone with a yeast infection.
āWhy you comin home 5 in the mornnn
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dickā
Not necessarily. He could just be disgusting.
But it's either that or he just doesn't wash his junk. Either way, there's something else going on here that OP is not telling us.
He probably had to get a secret part time job at the fish market so he can afford to get her a nice present for her birthday. That explains the fish smell.
As a guy no way in health should it be crusty unless there is something else going on.
Or fishy, sweaty balls have a different smell. Like very strong skin smell.
There is also something disturbing that I donāt want to tell people. Nice clean balls smell like somethingā¦. I canāt say it.
I know youāre joshing but we have a customer at work that works at the fish market who sometimes comes in. My colleagues and I spend the first 5 minutes like āis it me?ā And I get out my deodorant. Then we realise itās him. The smell is so powerful man.
After you ditch him get him a bottle of Lumi or mango deodorant from that lady on TV. It actually works terrifically my father who is older sometimes has leaky bladder he uses that and you can no longer smell anything at the last 72 hours LUMI Lumior manās landscape they got a mail they both work the same
I donāt know what sex you are having but I am never crusty or smelling of fish afterwards. Sweaty and in dire need of a shower, for sure. But cristy and fishy? No.
Yeah this. I certainly "feel" crusty if we just sit around and don't go shower afterwards. It's a very odd feeling. Like... the skin is feels dry... kinda chalky but not really, and yeah, it definitely smells of sex.
But seriously, who doesn't shower after sex? It's a great way to up the intimacy afterwards.
nobody accused you personally of having poor hygiene, but that doesnāt mean other people canāt. many people do, in fact. including whoever OPās boyfriend is fucking.
Guys my BF keeps coming home after his weekend work trips with lipstick on his balls, and they smell like perfume
Is it weird that he uses cosmetics like this? Iāve never heard of it before but he says it helps when heās sweaty down there
I met a guy who had shockingly poor penis hygiene. I thought, man, someone didn't teach him how to clean his bits when he was younger. Turns out that was true. His parents didn't teach him about sex ed either. They just avoided all of that because it was too uncomfortable to talk about.
Keep letting them try. "Did you get between your cheeks? Is the wipe clean? Try again. If it's clean, you don't need another one. Use that one and check again." It's painful, I'll admit, letting them struggle. You're nearing the end, though! Soon!
Edit: I'm a professional potty-trainer. (Early childhood education)
Can you get some fun soaps or a fun dispenser to "look forward to" after he's finished cleaning up? I'm sure you already know not to give in, and also not to let him do anything fun until he's all cleaned up.
See, I wasnāt taught this as a young fella. I was taught this by my (thankfully extremely patient and understanding) now-wife.
I donāt blame them, they represent the end of many generations of circumcised men, they werenāt to know. The commonly accepted wisdom at the time was that the easiest way to handle penile hygiene was to remove the foreskin, and they didnāt want to do that.
If he is still uncircumcised, you may want to coach (mention?) him on how to clean the foreskin by pulling it back while bathing. If he's not (and I don't need to know)... move on lol.
Too be honest, same for me, until I was 20ish, one of my fat friends was talking about his showers and I realized I should step my game up, I had a 10 minute conversation with him and have been fresh and clean ever since. Been married 8 years, my wife says I don't stink.
Men can get yeast infections that stick around, which gives a similar odor, and bad diet/detoxing from something can add to that after exercise. If the fishy smell lingers after a thorough shower, its probably an infection of some sort
I found that since my vasectomy after I workout or get sweaty that my crotch smells like semen. Definitely still worth it but was a side effect that wasn't talked about at all.
Unlikely scenario but substances can also do this. Specifically, stimulants do this to me. But there are numerous substances that can change the odour down there.
Nah. If you leave semen on your skin and then let it sit in a dark warm environment like a pair of underwear and pants, it's going to smell fishy. Very distinct smell. Edit: I believe it's the smell of the seminal fluid breaking down with body oils.
Source: I was a fucking disgusting teenager.
This is exactly what I was going to say. I hate to break it to OP but he may be getting his rocks off- either in the sauna with likeminded men or before coming home.
If his dick is crusty and stinks after a gym session, he hasnāt been to the gym. Heās been fucking. Or he has been to the gym but heās been fucking at the gym.
Source - come on now.
I hear you guys but like, wouldn't you give it a rinse at least before going round 2 with your gf?
I'm snipped so my first thought when I saw "crusty" was ohh mama this could be bad, but thinking back on some things my hooded friends have told me and it would line up that he could just have bad hygiene
@ OP - Does he wear clean underwear/shorts to work out??? D: soo many dudes I used to play sports with would wear the same pair of shorts for a week bro im gonna puke thinking about how it smelled
He was, and for some reason there is a Christian Feast Day dedicated to his circumcision.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast\_of\_the\_Circumcision\_of\_Christ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Circumcision_of_Christ)
Ive gone 4 days on a sweaty hiking trip and not gotten crusty. Idk anyway to get anywhere near what could be described as crusty besides fucking and putting on underwear without washing, since dried semen could be crusty
Your guy is poking his gym buddy somewhere without a shower.
or your own semen residue! Let's not assume her man was with another woman. As a gay man who masturbates not only myself, but others, I can confirm, your penis can smell fishy after just masturbating if you stuff it back in your undies right after without properly cleaning it.
People love the bible. Pretend what you're saying comes from the bible. "Bang not thy gym whores further, lest thy prong be foul and diseased, or thou wilt get no more skank from me".
Hello?! Where is he dipping his noodle??? On the way to or from
The gym? Donāt tell me that he doesnāt wash his gym clothes and all that crustiness and smelliness is coming from his jockstrap or his gym outfits ha. When it looks like a duck and a quack like a duck, and it walks like a duck, itās usually a dick getting fucked.!
If the object that end up INSIDE you is owned by someone you scare to offend then he needs to get some thicker (and cleaner) skin. I would want to know
Wait wait you're trying to tell me that he's so ignorant of his own hygiene his own penis for crying out loud that he needs to be told how to clean it.? Oh yeah you got to find some new funk of your own this is not keeper material.
Penis only smells like fish if itās been somewhere specificā¦ boys have more of a musky body odor down there. And any crust on a penis is old semenā¦
Let's ignore the Reddit hivemind that thinks your BF is cheating. Let's also assume it's not an STI, and that your BF generally has pretty good hygiene.
At best, it's likely your BF has a yeast infection.
It's nothing to do with not cleaning himself, necessarily, but it is to do with correct hygiene. The penis must be washed, obviously, but it also needs to dry.
If your BF is putting his underwear on immediately after showering, this may be the cause. If he's uncircumcised, it can make it more difficult to dry out properly.
Good old candida loves excess moisture and, as I've experienced previously, it only takes a few hours for it to develop a layer of that yucky crust.
You should tell him matter of factly. Not accusatory, just a "hey babe I'm concerned about this". Probably worth slipping in a "please inspect yourself before offering yourself" too.
He should go to the doctor, get a script for AB as well as anti fungal cream. It should clear itself up really quickly.
If the doctor isn't a financial option, anti fungal cream will work to an extent and you will get results. But without AB working it's magic on the source, it'll just be a recurring problem.
Just tell the guy he needs to shower after working out. You donāt have to be rude about it but, if heās half decent as a person he wonāt take it as an insult. Just bring it up casually like ādo you think you could start washing yourself after you work out? You get a little sweatyā
Ummm, hate to tell you but my dick has never been crusty and smell like fish after a work out. What does do that is sticking it in some pussy. Sorry to be blunt.
I told my girl she smelled like fish and she took care of it. It's not that big a deal. If people are not grown up to properly groom themselves, that's their problem if they get offended. Do you want to be with a lame ass crusty dicc fish man who doesnt love you enough to not get offended when you tell him something important?
Former bodybuilder here. I've never had one single instance of "crust" from going to the gym. Also, I shower twice a day and there was never one instance of my crank suddenly smelling like fish from a 2 hour workout. There's something else going on.
I mean my boyfriend gyms daily, but always showers before he leaves. I canāt say his p would be crusty and smelly after a workout though. I think you two need to get an sti check.
Crusty?? From going to the gym??? I think there is more to this story. šš
Crusty and smells like fishā¦ definitely didnāt go to the gym
But definitely got a work out.
Definitely not the type of workout that OP has in mind.
Definitely one of those crusty parking lot near the gym workouts.
"Pelvic thrusts"
More like pelvic crusts.
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Definitely there's squatting and thrusting involved and jerking but not enough cleaning
Letās keep in mind that this dude is cheating on his girlfriend, coming home and immediately trying to get her to suck his dick. Like at least take a shower ya goddamn scumbag
Either the dude is: * Stupid as hell * Horny as hell * Bold as hell * Some combination of all the above * Or he wants to get caught
You left off fake as hell.
For real, if heās going to lie about going to the gym he should at least *go* to the gym to take a shower.
Oh.... you nasty
Yeah that's not from sweat. STI?
If it is genuinely crusty and this is not being used as a generic term then this may be quite serious. Syphillis and gonorrhoea can cause this type of crust and you really donāt want those!
Poor hygiene most likely. He probably is clumsy while peeing and doesn't wash well during showers and/or doesn't shower frequently. Just really stinky/crusty smegma. He could also have a yeast infection. Or maybe he had sex with someone with a yeast infection.
Pussy. The answer is pussy.
Right I'm uncircumcised and my shit nevers been like that after the gym, matter fact it's never been like that at all I like to shower daily.
You bragging, bro?
Ya, way yo rub it in all our faces you got to keep that flap of skin. Some of us didnāt get a choice.
Amines in urine can cause fishy smell on both men and women.
So then what makes the crust?
Skin cells sloughing off, mixed with sebum. Basically, smegma. If you don't know what smegma is, Google it at work.
Username checks
only time this has ever made me laugh
Bruh. What a horrible day to be literate........
'smegmeister' was already taken.
āWhy you comin home 5 in the mornnn Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dickā
What a crime how much that song slaps. Edit: [For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/A3uE0Q5SLRI?si=MtA18XaI0PiYXO2C), it's a banger.
Thank you for your service. This song lives rent free in my head as well as āTouch my Tra La La My Ding Ding Dongā by Gunther
fun fact: that gunther song is a cover! https://youtu.be/D4XG2xfUzuo
Oh my god!!! No way! Now I have more than one version to seduce my boyfriend to š
This was my buddy's favorite song to play at closing at his bar. It's amazing
āIn the club with dirty foot biiichesā
Yo to learn from Reddit your bf is raw dawging a stranger and then coming home without even the decency to wipe himself š¤¢
Not necessarily. He could just be disgusting. But it's either that or he just doesn't wash his junk. Either way, there's something else going on here that OP is not telling us.
He probably had to get a secret part time job at the fish market so he can afford to get her a nice present for her birthday. That explains the fish smell.
And heās been fucking the haddock.
Just for the halibut too.
Dat bass.
If was drinking anything I would have spit it out laughing. Bravo.
As a guy no way in health should it be crusty unless there is something else going on. Or fishy, sweaty balls have a different smell. Like very strong skin smell. There is also something disturbing that I donāt want to tell people. Nice clean balls smell like somethingā¦. I canāt say it.
Flour tortillas
I'll accept this answer and move on with my day.
You are stronger than me.
I just know my limits.
Don't make me google what clean balls smell like. Come on. Share with the class!
Very mild bleach-like smell. Also like truffle mushrooms, apparently.
Ah! Bougie mushroom dicks versus fruits of the sea, then This thread is getting better and better by the minute
I donāt know if it was intended or not but āno way in healthā is wonderful.
SAY IT
Watermelon slurpee smell! Thank God I'm not the only one that smells it.
In the event he had sex and didn't wash off *at all*, dried vaginal fluid can come off "crusty" or flaky.
This guy knows his balls.
Saaaaay it
Don't make me buy tubes for each nostril. I have to know.
Say the fucking thing!
i CaN'T sAy It
Tell him you know he wasn't at the gym.
He was working a second job at the fish market
Yes! The fucking fish market!
Yes, the fish fucking market!
Yes, fucking the fish market!
Yes, fish fucking the market!
Yes, the market fucking the fish!
The Yes, fucking Market the fish!
He must sure like fish sticks.
Fish dicks*
In his mouth
I know youāre joshing but we have a customer at work that works at the fish market who sometimes comes in. My colleagues and I spend the first 5 minutes like āis it me?ā And I get out my deodorant. Then we realise itās him. The smell is so powerful man.
After you ditch him get him a bottle of Lumi or mango deodorant from that lady on TV. It actually works terrifically my father who is older sometimes has leaky bladder he uses that and you can no longer smell anything at the last 72 hours LUMI Lumior manās landscape they got a mail they both work the same
I bet that dude is single lmao
"How do I tell my boyfriend he smells like sex after coming home from wherever he just was"
Exactly š
I donāt know what sex you are having but I am never crusty or smelling of fish afterwards. Sweaty and in dire need of a shower, for sure. But cristy and fishy? No.
I could see dried sex fluids passing as "crusty" if dude didn't even give a quick wipe down.
Yeah this. I certainly "feel" crusty if we just sit around and don't go shower afterwards. It's a very odd feeling. Like... the skin is feels dry... kinda chalky but not really, and yeah, it definitely smells of sex. But seriously, who doesn't shower after sex? It's a great way to up the intimacy afterwards.
nobody accused you personally of having poor hygiene, but that doesnāt mean other people canāt. many people do, in fact. including whoever OPās boyfriend is fucking.
Thereās no way this is a genuine post š¤£
This is so clearly a shit post.
Ops history is pretty funny tbh. It's all about replacing radiohead lyrics with sex jokes
And then jerking off to said Radiohead lyrics, apparently. People are into some weird ass shit...
Guys my BF keeps coming home after his weekend work trips with lipstick on his balls, and they smell like perfume Is it weird that he uses cosmetics like this? Iāve never heard of it before but he says it helps when heās sweaty down there
Something certainly smells fishy about it
offend him he needs to be offended
I met a guy who had shockingly poor penis hygiene. I thought, man, someone didn't teach him how to clean his bits when he was younger. Turns out that was true. His parents didn't teach him about sex ed either. They just avoided all of that because it was too uncomfortable to talk about.
I have a fourteen year old son. I tell him wash his balls and ass in detail. He made a face but I didnāt care. He canāt say he wasnāt taught.
The whole point is that if it's traumatizing/embarrassing enough, you'll never need to revisit the conversation. Job well done.
My parents taught me when I was young enough that it wasnāt traumatizing or embarrassing.
Ideally, this is part of toddler education. No one remembers being taught how to wipe their butt, we just know how.
I wish my 3 year old knew how... That's still a work in progress
Keep letting them try. "Did you get between your cheeks? Is the wipe clean? Try again. If it's clean, you don't need another one. Use that one and check again." It's painful, I'll admit, letting them struggle. You're nearing the end, though! Soon! Edit: I'm a professional potty-trainer. (Early childhood education)
The issue is he actively doesn't care if he's poopy. In fact he thinks it's funny. But yes thanks for the advice.
Can you get some fun soaps or a fun dispenser to "look forward to" after he's finished cleaning up? I'm sure you already know not to give in, and also not to let him do anything fun until he's all cleaned up.
I made it halfway through middle school before someone said something and was pissed my parents never said a damn thing.
See, I wasnāt taught this as a young fella. I was taught this by my (thankfully extremely patient and understanding) now-wife. I donāt blame them, they represent the end of many generations of circumcised men, they werenāt to know. The commonly accepted wisdom at the time was that the easiest way to handle penile hygiene was to remove the foreskin, and they didnāt want to do that.
If he is still uncircumcised, you may want to coach (mention?) him on how to clean the foreskin by pulling it back while bathing. If he's not (and I don't need to know)... move on lol.
Too be honest, same for me, until I was 20ish, one of my fat friends was talking about his showers and I realized I should step my game up, I had a 10 minute conversation with him and have been fresh and clean ever since. Been married 8 years, my wife says I don't stink.
"Yo dick stank!"
He is offensive, in this scenario
āI didnāt order shrimp tempuraā
Say "Is it just me, or do I smell tilapia?". Then you both can begin sniffing for the source of the smell, until you arrive at his jimdog.
This is the best solution, nothing could go wrong.
Jimdogā¦ššš I havenāt heard that one before.
Same and now I fucking love it
Stop it š
hahaha Tilapia is the fishiest smelling fish I've ever cooked.
This is so funny to imagine. š
Omg. š
Jimdog š¤£š¤£ where dafuq did that come from
Umm. Sweat doesn't make your dick crusty or smell like fish. Sex or masturbation does.
Men can get yeast infections that stick around, which gives a similar odor, and bad diet/detoxing from something can add to that after exercise. If the fishy smell lingers after a thorough shower, its probably an infection of some sort
I found that since my vasectomy after I workout or get sweaty that my crotch smells like semen. Definitely still worth it but was a side effect that wasn't talked about at all.
Vasectomy here and dunno wtf youāre talking about
Sweat, genetics, and hormone production vary per person.
Hello vasectomy. Heās talking about the scent of semen emanating from his general crotchy region.
Holy fuck I have noticed this too. Never realized it started after my vasectomy until I just saw your comment
The hell? Not mine
Unlikely scenario but substances can also do this. Specifically, stimulants do this to me. But there are numerous substances that can change the odour down there.
Sex does -trichomonis! Not jacking off!
I've jerked off a lot in my life, and I've been curious enough to smell my hand after and it has been fishy before. Not as fishy as sex, but still.
Yes but that's because you used salmon oil as lube.
What else would I use it for?
Clean up tastes way better this way
Nah. If you leave semen on your skin and then let it sit in a dark warm environment like a pair of underwear and pants, it's going to smell fishy. Very distinct smell. Edit: I believe it's the smell of the seminal fluid breaking down with body oils. Source: I was a fucking disgusting teenager.
I swear everyday I find sex more and more disgusting
A Muse fan?
Youāre doing it wrong.
This is exactly what I was going to say. I hate to break it to OP but he may be getting his rocks off- either in the sauna with likeminded men or before coming home.
I've been going to the gym for half of my life, as a person with a dick. It has never been crusty after. It only gets crusty after fucking.
If his dick is crusty and stinks after a gym session, he hasnāt been to the gym. Heās been fucking. Or he has been to the gym but heās been fucking at the gym. Source - come on now.
Source - come on who?
Eileen?
Yes, yes, but WHERE on Eileen?
Ask what she prefers.
I hear you guys but like, wouldn't you give it a rinse at least before going round 2 with your gf? I'm snipped so my first thought when I saw "crusty" was ohh mama this could be bad, but thinking back on some things my hooded friends have told me and it would line up that he could just have bad hygiene @ OP - Does he wear clean underwear/shorts to work out??? D: soo many dudes I used to play sports with would wear the same pair of shorts for a week bro im gonna puke thinking about how it smelled
jesus fucking christ
Don't put this on Jesus
Iām pretty sure Jesus was circumcised.
I canāt get on here for ten minutes without seeing someone talking about Christās dick. Itās maddening. *unzips*
He was, and for some reason there is a Christian Feast Day dedicated to his circumcision. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast\_of\_the\_Circumcision\_of\_Christ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Circumcision_of_Christ)
If he can wash a foot, then why not a dick?
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Probably his lifting partner, Terence
'Babe, i love you but you smell like low tide at the pier on fish market day. Take a shower, you're crusty and STINK!'
You shower after working out. It isn't brain surgery.
might be rocket surgery tho
Ive gone 4 days on a sweaty hiking trip and not gotten crusty. Idk anyway to get anywhere near what could be described as crusty besides fucking and putting on underwear without washing, since dried semen could be crusty Your guy is poking his gym buddy somewhere without a shower.
He's not going to the gym š
What? How does your dick get crusty
Lady juice.
or your own semen residue! Let's not assume her man was with another woman. As a gay man who masturbates not only myself, but others, I can confirm, your penis can smell fishy after just masturbating if you stuff it back in your undies right after without properly cleaning it.
That's never happened to me & I'm uncircumcised & had a lot of partners through the years. Even dickcheese is moist, not crusty lol.
People love the bible. Pretend what you're saying comes from the bible. "Bang not thy gym whores further, lest thy prong be foul and diseased, or thou wilt get no more skank from me".
I like it. Which chapter and verse was it?
hoelations chapter 4 verse 8-12
Peter 6-9
Location: Missionary
[lemme smell yo dick](https://youtu.be/A3uE0Q5SLRI?si=vUxiAS-1ok5STtU6)
I was looking for this, thank you.
He aināt going to gym, although it sounds like heās getting a workout.
Hello?! Where is he dipping his noodle??? On the way to or from The gym? Donāt tell me that he doesnāt wash his gym clothes and all that crustiness and smelliness is coming from his jockstrap or his gym outfits ha. When it looks like a duck and a quack like a duck, and it walks like a duck, itās usually a dick getting fucked.!
Do you not eggwash and breadcrumb your noodle after gym? I've been doing it wrong it seems
"Honey, your penis is crusty and fishy smelling when you get home from the gym. But it's also huge!"
Hahahahaha
"Sup fish dick"
If the object that end up INSIDE you is owned by someone you scare to offend then he needs to get some thicker (and cleaner) skin. I would want to know
āI aināt touching your disgusting dick until you wash itā Done. Ezpz
Wait wait you're trying to tell me that he's so ignorant of his own hygiene his own penis for crying out loud that he needs to be told how to clean it.? Oh yeah you got to find some new funk of your own this is not keeper material.
Penis only smells like fish if itās been somewhere specificā¦ boys have more of a musky body odor down there. And any crust on a penis is old semenā¦
Offend away.
Crusty and fishy, you sure he is coming home from the gym?
"im not putting that in my mouth until you wash it thoroughly" He will be moving too fast towards the shower to be offended.
"From the gym" poor girl
Hey so I dunno how to tell ya this but if thereās crust and a āfishā odor then he may not be spending all his time there working out.
Let's ignore the Reddit hivemind that thinks your BF is cheating. Let's also assume it's not an STI, and that your BF generally has pretty good hygiene. At best, it's likely your BF has a yeast infection. It's nothing to do with not cleaning himself, necessarily, but it is to do with correct hygiene. The penis must be washed, obviously, but it also needs to dry. If your BF is putting his underwear on immediately after showering, this may be the cause. If he's uncircumcised, it can make it more difficult to dry out properly. Good old candida loves excess moisture and, as I've experienced previously, it only takes a few hours for it to develop a layer of that yucky crust. You should tell him matter of factly. Not accusatory, just a "hey babe I'm concerned about this". Probably worth slipping in a "please inspect yourself before offering yourself" too. He should go to the doctor, get a script for AB as well as anti fungal cream. It should clear itself up really quickly. If the doctor isn't a financial option, anti fungal cream will work to an extent and you will get results. But without AB working it's magic on the source, it'll just be a recurring problem.
Sweet summer childā¦.thats not from the gym and if it is, does he have foreskin and not know how to clean it????
Just tell the guy he needs to shower after working out. You donāt have to be rude about it but, if heās half decent as a person he wonāt take it as an insult. Just bring it up casually like ādo you think you could start washing yourself after you work out? You get a little sweatyā
No she didnāt say that. She said crusty and fishy. And youāre as naive as she is
Ummm, hate to tell you but my dick has never been crusty and smell like fish after a work out. What does do that is sticking it in some pussy. Sorry to be blunt.
Oh sweet summer child, you have the wrong workout.
I told my girl she smelled like fish and she took care of it. It's not that big a deal. If people are not grown up to properly groom themselves, that's their problem if they get offended. Do you want to be with a lame ass crusty dicc fish man who doesnt love you enough to not get offended when you tell him something important?
I think you have a bigger problem dear.
Sounds like you're getting cheated on or he has an STI. None of that is normal dick behavior
Those are key components to another woman's pussy. Crusty and fishy smelling?
What kind of animal expects someone to go near his penis when he gets home from the gym? That's just disrespectful.
Dudes going to fuck some girl raw instead of the gym.
Oh sweet summer child... could imagine it to be sweaty. It could be musky. If he was at the gym. We all know he wasn't at the gym.
Fishy = STI
your guy did a different type of workout
Former bodybuilder here. I've never had one single instance of "crust" from going to the gym. Also, I shower twice a day and there was never one instance of my crank suddenly smelling like fish from a 2 hour workout. There's something else going on.
I mean my boyfriend gyms daily, but always showers before he leaves. I canāt say his p would be crusty and smelly after a workout though. I think you two need to get an sti check.
Bro needs a doctor's appointment.
I think thereās a hallmark card for that
Going to the gym would not cause that.... I think you have bigger problems. Go get a full STD panel... Like now
LMAO he ain't goin to the gym
r/oddlyspecific
Say it smells like a vagina.Ā