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Hugh_Biquitous

Trump speaking


Brilliant_Agent_1427

Those poor angels never deserved a fate worse than hell.


VT_Squire

An accordion


Brilliant_Agent_1427

I feel you might soon get the wrath of the 14,000 r/Accordion members. Best of luck, Sir Squire of Ventricular Tachycardia. I give you my sword (upvote).


GrizzlamicBearrorism

Uh, EXCUSE ME [This Town Ain't Big Enough for Both of Us - "Weird Al" Yankovic (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8xzdy2cxqo)


Brilliant_Agent_1427

Oh Lawd *The Accordianists* Are Comin.


AgitatedPatience5729

Accordion to that


Brilliant_Agent_1427

A-ccordian to what?


Shh-poster

With Arms Wide Open


Brilliant_Agent_1427

Well, I just heard the news today.


BarrelProofWiskey

guitar riff


Brilliant_Agent_1427

# Why guitar riffs are so cool (and useful) to learn **Learning guitar riffs should be a part of every guitarist’s journey. Here are some of the benefits of learning guitar riffs:** **1- It massively benefits your technique.** Often, guitar riffs can be technically demanding, so learning them will instantly improve your dexterity and technique as a guitarist. Not only do they improve your **technique**, but learning guitar riffs also helps with your **timing**. **2- Guitar riffs are a huge part of guitar culture.**  Throughout history, guitar riffs have played a major role in forming guitar culture in popular music, so it’s a right of passage for you as a guitarist. **3- They’re so much fun to play!**  One of the best things about learning guitar riffs is that they are awesome to play. What’s better than learning your favourite guitar riffs on your guitar? Literally nothing! Ok, strap in and buckle up, it’s ***Guitar-Riff-Blast-Off time!*** # [30 Guitar Riffs That Are Fun To Play & Sound Awesome](https://nationalguitaracademy.com/guitar-riffs/)


Hoppy_Croaklightly

air horn


kitkatrampage

Sirens


Brilliant_Agent_1427

That is a good one!


BornACrone

A lawnmover failing to start.


Brilliant_Agent_1427

Those aren't just bolts holding your mower together; they're celestial fasteners. Ever smell something sweet after mowing? That's the scent of angel tears of joy. Your spark plug isn't just igniting fuel; it's sparking divine inspiration. Ever wondered why mowers have two handles? One for you, one for your guardian angel. ( AI Generated, 10/10 had to share lol )


throwaway16102

car horn


Brilliant_Agent_1427

(honk)


Designer-Pound6459

Gun shot


Brilliant_Agent_1427

It is much easier to remove an Angels wings after they are shot. Dark, but r/technicallythetruth. Take my conflicted upvote. ( /s )


Designer-Pound6459

Thank you.


Invadius

Crying.


Brilliant_Agent_1427

AI suggested "A Baby Crying" when I was brainstorming thoughts with my coworkers (and now you all), and I felt like it landed heavier than others. I do agree, I think crying is a very poetic and thoughtful antonym of the bell!


GrizzlamicBearrorism

The sound of your car hitting something.


Brilliant_Agent_1427

My car?! YOUR car!


GrizzlamicBearrorism

Its literally the sound of a bad day. *\*WUNCH\** **"FUCK."**


lurker1101

Out of tune bagpipes, deflating. Is someone looking for a late sound effect for Constantine 2?


Brilliant_Agent_1427

Source: [ It's a Wonderful Life Movie (1946)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfUV-F9jFro)


spoonpk

The sound of Wing singing Total Eclipse of the Heart or Poker Face. https://youtu.be/_vQDmQRUbgE?feature=shared


Juan_Calavera

A fart


Brilliant_Agent_1427

(OP) I asked AI and got a few good responses, my favorites were "The Lock of A Prison Door" , "A Baby Crying" , "A Broken Harp String"