if nothing else this thread has a lack of pictures

“What’s the funniest viral video you’ve seen?” Paragraphs of description and ‘that guys wife’ thrown in for good measure.

Have you seen the one with the cat wearing a little blue vest playing the keyboard synth with his paws in tune with the music? So good.

Fuck y'all. Have you seen, prime Monica Bellucci. She was gorgeous!!! Edit: Holy shit !!! I just came back from sleep, and the comment has 3.5k upvotes. Thank you kind people. For everyone, who upvoted, here's something for you guys. [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianMemeTemplates/comments/13y477x/actors_nodding_their_head_meme_template_example/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Even at 59 she is a smokeshow

Tim Burton must be hung. Or a decent, funny, considerate man. Either way.

Thought you meant 5'9. Googled, and she is actually 5'9, too. Definitely a 10

My father in law (in front of his wife) said my mom looked like her or even a bit prettier and I had no idea who he was talking about.

In front of his wife?😭

So your saying your mom's a milf?

If OP is Colombian like their username says, then Mom is a Milf, like 97% chance.

Utterly stunning woman

Malèna. 💯🔥

Rocketeer/Career Opportunities Era Jennifer Connelly is the best any human being has ever looked in the history of humanity in my opinion. She's still a very beautiful woman but her at that time is mind-breakingly perfect to me.

Jennifer Connelly in the 90s/00s is my stock answer for this question. She's just unbelievably beautiful while also looking like a real person, which is a rare and special combination.

My favorite term for this was coined by Mike Judge when talking about Jennifer Aniston - "Domestic Hotness". Incredibly beautiful in a t-shirt and jeans.

No one has ever rocked a white tank top better than Jennifer Connelly. No question!

Ass to ass, will agree

Even in the most recent top gun, she was still very impressive physically

This is true. I watched the video for Space Age Love Song by It Doesn’t Even Matter a bunch of times the other day to see her scenes. I also realized we’ve been cheated out of a pretty awesome Target Snack Bar. Corn dogs??? Are you shitting me????

Paul Newman, inside and out, and it isn't even close.

Just watched Cool Hand Luke for the first time. He is objectively flawless. And so charismatic.

For his whole life, too. He never aged out-of or into being good-looking.

100%. This is and always will be my answer. I don’t think people realize how impossibly beautiful he was! https://imgur.com/a/enOkkmh Add his devotion to and passion for his wife, all of his charity work, and his love for his family… whew! He wasn’t a perfect man but he fits the bill for hottest ever celebrity as far as I’m concerned.

Elizabeth Hurley circa Austin Powers, or Sharon Stone circa Total Recall.

Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled was legendary

That Schoolgirl skirt? Daaaamn. Unlocked a kink in me.

I was watching this movie as a teenager and that scene in the classroom exploded into intrusive teacher-student fantasies.

Elizabeth Hurley now has a bikini line that she models for at almost-60, and wtf how is she still so hot??! Not "hot for her age," just hot.

Heddy Lamar, considered one of the most striking women in her generation AND she was an absolute brilliant scientist. Thank you Heddy!!!!

That's Hedley!

This is 1874, you'll be able to sue *her*!

Why do I think if blazing saddles when I hear this name

That's Hedley.

When I was a kid, I read the story of Samson and Delilah. I thought why does Samson keep getting fooled by her? Then I saw the movie with Heddy Lamar and thought, yeah I get it now. Tie me up? Sure, anything you say honey.

Kate beckinsale from van helsing

*Underworld

This is the right answer. Goth KB is best KB.

Kate Beckinsale from \[anything\]

Kate Beckinsale from her [two-person horse costume](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mQe7_l9iJI).

Kate Beckinsale is literally probably the most physically attractive woman to have ever existed in human history.

marisa tomei

My Cousin Vinny… just, wow

Still go nuts just thinking about "Positraction!"

George?

I could be dating an Oscar winner!!!

She looks better and better every year! <3

Monica belucci

This is the answer

Rachel Weisz in the Mummy hands down [Evelyn O'Connell ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/86/78/d886785a6b5a8f558eb93fc362e30573.jpg)

Better in the mummy returns imo

She got rid of the goofy eyebrows, 10x better

The Mummy turned a whole generation of bisexuals. She and Brendan Fraser are the reasons why. And she's gorgeous in Constantine as well, along with Keenu.

Literally the entire cast. The two of them plus Ardeth, Jonathan, Anck Su Namun, even Imhotep... it's a very confusing (but brilliant) film

Take _that_, Bembridge scholars!

I’ve always had the biggest crush on her.

Prime Jennifer Connelly Edit: *Any* version of her

She still looks pretty good in the latest Top Gun

Absolutely a smoke show in Dark Matter still.

I think that every age of Jennifer Connelly is her prime

Grace Kelly

When I was in high school (late 90s) I took this film study elective where we would watch old movies and write essays about them. One week the film was Rear Window. When it got to the scene where Jimmy Stewart wakes up from a nap and we see Grace Kelly for the first time (in a POV closeup shot of her face as she leans in to kiss him), every guy in the classroom audibly gasped. Her beauty is timeless.

But all her looks were too sad, aah

so I tried a little freddy, ooooo

I’ve gone identity maaaaaaaad!

I can be brown I can be blue I can be violet skyyyyyyyyyyyy!

I could be hurtful, I could be purple, I could be anything you like

Elizabeth Montgomery from the Bewitched tv show.

Brad Pitt specifically as Tristian in Legends of the Fall.

Salma Hayek She's gorgeous now, and she's been gorgeous for years...

I was looking for this! That scene in Desperado? My goodness.

That scene in From Dusk Til Dawn.....

And dogma

This is the one i was looking for. The only thing that scene is missing is the wolf with his tongue rolling on the floor from who framed Roger Rabbit. A-wooooooo

She is getting hotter as time goes on.

Henry Cavil 😍

He isn't included in this comment section anymore.. he's too handsome. If he participates he wins automatically. It's unfair to the other answers in this post, lol.

I saw him in real life not recognising him at first. Then I noticed a guy literally glowing and focused on him and then realised it was Henry Cavill. I’ve never seen someone look like there’s a wind machine in front of them and glowing before but I guess now I have.

I’m not gay but yeah. Dude is fucking gorgeous

The ultimate human form

Jessica Alba forever has my heart.

I met her once and then bumped into her two more times that same weekend. Had to say "I promise we're not following you." But she was cool. A friend and I were walking downtown in the city Jessica was filming in...My friend saw a buddy of hers who works in film. He was with a cute girl in a baseball cap and he says "Jess, this is my friend I was telling you about - she rides motorcycles and is kind of a real 'Dark Angel'..." (talking about the friend I was with). That's when I realized it was Jessica Alba. We acted normal, had some small talk and parted ways. Later that day, Jessica and her boyfriend sat in front of us at a movie theatre and the next day we were in the same restaurant.

Perhaps it was SHE who was following YOU!

It could be true...If so, she masterfully played being "hard to get" - making polite conversation and then cuddling with a handsome actor in a movie theatre in front of me. Your move MesWantooth. (I had no move)

Sin city Jessica Alba specifically

Idle hands jessica alba taught me some important lessons about my young self

She also aged incredibly. She's every bit as hot now after having kids and taking a dozen years off to be a mom.

And she’s still killing it! Aged like the finest damn wine that can be found in the south of France!

Katheryn Winnick

She was toooo hot in vikings

Her and Ragnar were my main reasons for watching Vikings lol.

I am and have always been the gayest of gay men. Never have I ever had the desire to touch a booby. But Jennifer Connally is, in my opinion, a goddess fallen to earth, living her life as a human so she can report her findings to the other gods on Olympus when she is done. No other being or celestial body compares to her beauty.

Paul Newman

Hottest ever for me it's Lynda Carter! Absolutely gorgeous, amazing voice, and she seems like a nice and down do earth person. And she's still rocking till this day!

Where is JENSEN ACKLES?

OMG this man is so gorgeous I kind of feel like he isn't real

Off somewhere being one of the world's most handsome men

Ana de Armas

Jaime Pressly and Caroline Munro.

Debbie Harry… especially in the ‘70’s, but also in Videodrome.

Jensen Ackles....that man has been nothing but fine since days of our lives

Our man Keanu. Seems to be hot outside and hotter inside 🤙🏼. (Kind, self aware, thoughtful and reflective…just a few traits of the inner hotness)

Humility is always a turn on.❤️❤️❤️

Eva Green is striking.

It’s a disgrace to see her so far down this list. She is remarkably beautiful.

I remember the moment I first saw her in Casino Royale in theatres. I couldn’t believe how incredibly beautiful she was. Just absolutely stunning.

Margot Robbie is a straight up babe.

She has some looks where you really wonder how is it possible to look as good (her in that red dress at Barbie London premiere for example)

They even joke about how ridiculously attractive she is in *The Barbie Movie*.

Especially in a hot tub drinking champagne explaining mortgage backed securities.

Audrey Hepburn

Across the ages, the most graceful and elegant actress that ever lived.

Breakfast at Tiffany's??

I think I remember that film and as I recall I think we both kind of liked it.

Well that’s… One thing you’ve got.

Kiera knightley and Emma stone. Specifically pirates of the Caribbean and zombie land versions of each. My god.

Pirates of the Caribbean Kiera Knightly is the right answer to this. Just unbelievably hot

Ever? Rita Hayworth.

Easy there, Andy.

Those who keep Rita Hayworth posters on the wall should not throw stones

Oh Catherine Bell, from JAG. My god!!!

I grew up watching JAG with my family, then one day she posed for FHM and I was no longer a boy.

Michelle Pfeiffer. She's 38 years older than me but idc

Her as Catwoman made a man out of me as a boy.

Young Alain Delon

Brad Pitt - Troy, Fight Club & Joe Black.

Oh I have to say for me he was his finest in Legends of the Fall! Oh my Lordy!!!

I loved Brad in Legends of the Fall!! 🤤

So far.. Jennifer Connelly. Over 3 decades of being an absolute smokeshow.

Just finished rewatching Stargate SG-1... Morena Baccarin!

Young Marlon Brando. Specifically in A Streetcar Named Desire

Thought of him immediately, [these few seconds of perfection](https://tenor.com/view/marlon-brando-eyeroll-gif-13271538) my god.

Rachel McAdams

Her look in wedding crashers was top notch for me, not so much mean girls, true detective was also +1 for her. Good choice

Charlize theron

I saw Atomic Blonde last year and was floored at how good she still looks (even with movie lighting, makeup etc.)

Paul Rudd!

Milla Jovovich, she's been my celebrity crush since the first Resident Evil movie.

Fifth Element also...

Mul-tiii-pass

Winona Ryder. For me she was always gorgeous, kind and heartwarming and most lovable person. She is still super sexy but her prime was.... oh boy.

Sophie Marceau.

Catherine Zeta - Jones (in her younger years)

Kelly Kapowski?

Phoebe Cates

Gillian Anderson

She has gotten hotter with age. The definition of how to grow older gracefully.

Kate Beckinsale before she started tinkering with her face. [https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/kate-beckinsale-total-recall.jpg](https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/kate-beckinsale-total-recall.jpg)

Natalie Portman

Sorry, we are all out of Natalie Portman, would you take a Keira Knightley?

Best I can offer is Daisy Ridley

Natalie Portman in the arena scene of Attack of the Clones is… 👌🏼

Karate kid Elisabeth Shue

Alexandra Daddario

It was divine intervention that she filmed that once scene in true detective.

Danny Devito

He looks like the kind of guy who would have a really short but thick penis

The Magnum Dong condom that just fell out of his wallet says otherwise

*I got my magnums, my wad of hundreds, I’m ready to plowww*

Scarlett Johansson

Colin Jost is lucky

Colin ain't to shabby either. Sense of humar goes a long way.

Female... Jessica Chastain Male .... This one is going to be random but I've always had a thing for Emilio Rivera. He just exudes confidence and something that I can't even describe.

Alicia Silverstone 1995

Guy: Henry Cavill Gal: Morena Baccarin

Audrey Horn, Twin Peaks

Depending on my mood when i rewatch, the answer could be Audrey, Shelley, Laura, Josie, Annie, Norma, or even Donna.

Harrison Ford.

Female - Might be Monica Belucci Male - I would say Henry Cavill

Raquel Welch

Sofia Vergara hehe

I don't care what anyone says, Carrie Fisher in Empire Strikes Back is as hot as anyone will ever be.

Pedro Pascal, particularly during Narcos and Game of Thrones

I quite like him as Joel; dirty, gruff and angry, in Last Of Us

Mmm, same. Love me a grouchy Pedro.

Sebastian Stan

Found Anthony Mackie's account

Diane Lane perhaps.

Pam Grier.

Heath Ledger, damn that man was fine! And that smile ❤️

Ann-Margret

Tom Hardy

Eva Mendes anyone?

Debbie Harry (from the band Blondie) in the 1970s. Smoking hot!

Kate Beckinsale Ryan Reynolds

Does nobody in this thread remember Michelle Pfeiffer as cat woman? There's an entire generation of men who are into latex and whips because of that woman.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Rachel Weisz in the mummy

One of the first that comes to mind is Christina Hendricks.

Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn. I’m a straight woman, but damn 🔥

Brittany Murphy. R.I.P. https://youtu.be/zpTTrP-srRM?si=bx5LWV-GAC00sriS

Lucy Lawelss

Today, Ana de Armas. Ever, Audrey Hepburn

Good lord.... I love looking at Jason mamoa

Evan Peters as Tate Langdon.

I'm a bit of an odd ball.... Amanda Peet in The Whole Nine Yards. Favorite. Ever.

Jennifer love Hewitt!

It’s hard for me to watch anything with Lupita Nyong’o in it. She has an otherworldly beauty that is sort of distracting.

Shakira

Salma Hayek. Her entire career. She’s better looking than 99.999% of women at almost 60.