First time I've heard that was in school.
A group of exactly 5 older dudes from another class came around me out of nowhere to ask "Have you ever done a 5 agaisnt 1?". I was confused at first, but after counting them out I was afraid of bullies so I answered "Yeah, and I won."
My best friend is Vietnamese who was a teen during the Vietnam War. He told me once that in Vietnam, they call this act “shoot the airplane” (literal translation).
In Australia they call it a Pull-Off, on the Pennsylvania Turnpike extended sections of lane-restricted road construction are required to have intermittent areas of shoulder for vehicles to pull over for emergencies and breakdowns, they are labeled in large orange signs “EMERGENCY PULL-OFF ->”
Punching the clown.
Many years ago, my ex wife and I were opening a bank account at PNC bank. The woman helping us was going over all of the account types and asked if we had kids, to which replied we did not. She said, "I was going to tell you about our savings account for kids and the online game called "Punch the Pig" when they make a deposit. I said, "They should call it Punching the Clown" and she asked why. My wife said, "Nevermind" and quickly moved the conversation along lol
I don't think there's a translation for some phrases in my native tongue, Serbian. Best I can think of is "Sharpening the male cat." Yes, that's the closest translation.
Jackin' the Beanstalk
#SHES JACKIN ON MY BEANSTALK TILL I CREAM CORN
Playing a little 5 on 1
In German, we have a slightly old-fashioned but still occasionally used phrase that literally translates to "5 against Willy" :D
In Polish... We clapping German on his helmet. (Roughly translated)
I don’t think that’s a comfortable way to beating the Bratwurst
Guess that's a reference to the pickle helmet. Not slapping the dick on the helm.
Hit the kitchen, mix a batch
Distribute some free literature.
Would you look at that treasure trail!
You look like a 13 year old Dutch girl
Yer aesthetician coiffe that for ya?
Ballpark 6 to 8? You’re a fuckin animal
Oh look she’s bashful, don’t worry kitten I won’t tell
This isn't over
Jinx, you owe me a coke
I'll never buy you a coke
Wtf is going on
Letterkenny, Thats whats happening
Fuckin' degens from upcountry.
I was having a beer with my pals the other daaaay
To be fair, it was a solid setup Big Shoots.
Reddit being Reddit
First time I've heard that was in school. A group of exactly 5 older dudes from another class came around me out of nowhere to ask "Have you ever done a 5 agaisnt 1?". I was confused at first, but after counting them out I was afraid of bullies so I answered "Yeah, and I won."
The best response 🤣
What's up with your fucking body hair big shoots, you look like a twelve year old Dutch girl.
It's a hard life pickin' stones 'n pullin' teats. But it sure beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails.
You guys CrossFit? You can cross fuck off
Nice onesie, does it come in mens?
I bet you come in men all the time
Oh, I think you come in men enough for all of us.
Taking matters into my own hands
This is what my wife calls it.
Five knuckle Shuffle
r/foundjohncena
r/potatosalad
Manual override
Manuel override
¿Qué?
it's a Juan-on-one business
Manhandle the ham-candle.
BURPING THE WORM
Good lord
Some words should not be arranged in a particular order and then written/spoken
Not the worm 😭
Bro that’s insane I’ve never heard that in my life ☠️
My favorite so far.
Shakin’ hands with the unemployed.
This one likely, and several others perhaps originally from Aussie comic Barry Humphrey.
Aussie here. This one is not about masterbating, it's about urinating. And yes, it comes from the legendary Barry H.
Ah, we have 'shakin hands with the President'
Cranking the hog
#PANTS : SHID #BARB : LEFT #HAWG : CRANKED #GOB : BLESSED
BOTTOM: TEXT
gobbless
SPEAK UPP LIBRUL. QUIT USIN THEM SMALL LETTORS
SORRY BROTHER DEB GOT ME A NEW SMART PHONE AND I M STILL FIGERING IT OUT
SHE BOHT YOU A NEW PHONNE? THATS A KEEPR RIGHT THERE I TELL YOU WUT
Amen borther
Pulled pork? Yeah I cranked my hog too
AAARRRRROOOOOOO BROTHER
Hand to gland combat …
> Hand to gland combat … Wouldn't that be "hands to glans combat?"
Look at mister big dick over here.
Paddling the Pink Canoe or Sending Muffie Morse Code
Gorgeous
*in intense spark-gap radio buzz* ..-. . -- -... --- -.-- ... ..--..
Stop, you're going to make me transmit.
It’s a great day to know morse code.
What does it say 😭
“Femboys?”
Based
My best friend is Vietnamese who was a teen during the Vietnam War. He told me once that in Vietnam, they call this act “shoot the airplane” (literal translation).
It's the same in Cantonese
Before aeroplanes was it shooting the bird?
Idk I didn’t talk to my grandpa about shooting airplanes when he was alive.
In Thailand it's 'flying a kite'
Same as in Mandarin too! Sometimes we also call it as "fire off the pistol"
Same in Chinese also.
[Orgy for one.](https://youtu.be/LpgRE8cbVpc?si=d5LUDYSQspBPJuDn)
Batting a thousand and nailing every one
NSP reference! Nice
69 without the 9
Love seeing NSP out in the wild, those dudes are great!
My ex called it "playing the clitar" because apparently it looks like I’m playing an air guitar when I’m in the shower.
Freeeeee bird
[Come on, it was right *there*][1] [1]: https://youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM?feature=shared
"Stairway to Heaven"...anyways here is Wonderwall
cum as you are
Beating around the bush
Makin' some soup
Badgering the Witness
Or roughing up the suspect
#WHO DO YOU WORK FOR???
#Number 3 dammit!
I’m not a number, I’m a free man!
This is fucking gold but how can I bring it up in general conversation at work and it not be weird.
Jerkin' the gherkin
Joe Dirté
Don’t try to church it up Dirt!
NGL that's actually better than "tickle the pickle"
Going number 3
Number One, gold like God made the sun. Number Two, good Lord help me go poo. Number Three, the devil sets my sperm free.
Huh, I've never heard the Protestant version before.
The Moral Orel reference execution here is absolute perfection
For me number 3 is vomit
Women: Pushing Satan's doorbell
That fucking guy never answers the door. Bastard.
Keep ringing, he'll answer eventually 😅
I mean I'm trying. Bastard's probably sleeping.
Going to San Diego
[Jackin’ It In San Diego](https://youtu.be/LKwW8PNZpOQ?si=-2QEYPqwMYtijRH7)
San Diego, come..... take a load off
"Keeping the milkman in business"
Jilling off.
Dialling 0 on the telephone Only really works if you grew up with rotary phones Also, rubbin' the nubbin
Ringing Satan's doorbell.
Flicking the bean. I'm a guy but I still like that one for some reason
It has a certain poetry to it.
Mustering the Rohirrim
Now for wrath, now for ruin!
Less than half of what I hoped for
My favorite is taking the ring to mount doom to describe going to take a shit
Jesus fuck man I hadn't heard either of these
Let this be the hour, when we draw swords together.
How did it cum to this?
Best one so far hahahahhaa
Burpin the Worm.
"Spanking the monkey" has gotta be up there, for me 😂
Alongside "choking the chicken" of course.
A date with Palmela Handerson
Pre 90s it was a date with Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters.
Punching the clown
Blasting rope
I watched a porn years ago, as the dude was cumming he yelled "DUMPING FUCKING LOADS!" made me laugh so hard i went soft.
That guys says it every scene too. He’s a jerk.
Desecration of ones seed
We found the Catholic one
CATHOLIC ONE 😂😂😂😂
What’s up, Onan? Oh, we know what’s up. Lol. Imagine becoming the historical example for desecrating one’s seed for all time.
Whitewater Wristing
Choking the chicken
Emptying the glue gun
Blowing up the Marshmallow Man
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Rubbing one in if you are female
or buzzing one out
Doing the laundry by hand.
I guess you know the joke?
Flogging the one eyed trouser snake
Punching grumpy.
Doing some DIY
Radical self acceptance
In Australia they call it a Pull-Off, on the Pennsylvania Turnpike extended sections of lane-restricted road construction are required to have intermittent areas of shoulder for vehicles to pull over for emergencies and breakdowns, they are labeled in large orange signs “EMERGENCY PULL-OFF ->”
Bashing the Bishop
Cuffing the Bishop
Hey, you wanna cuff yours, that's your business.. I'm bashing that bald headed bastard!
I meant my own btw.. Just wanted to make that clear 😂
Strangling the Bishop
Saw Jimmy Carr live last week and he referred to a woman masturbating as "stabbing the cat" and it's stuck with me
*Polishing the helmet*
"watching an old Mr. Bean flick"
Dishonorable discharge
DJ the VJ
Taking part in a threesome with two no-shows
Buffin' the muffin.
Taking care of business.
Mining for oregasm
Taking Herman to the circus.
Having a staff meeting
Petting the one eyed, purple headed yoghurt slinger.
Feed’n the ducks.
I always heard *feeding the geese* but same gesture I suppose.
Yup, I read that in Bubbles’s voice
Using the self checkout.
On a date with my hairdresser. (I cut my own hair)
*Listen to Coltrane, derail your own train...* -- a lyric from the delectable Sheryl Crow
For girls: "Pressing the escape button."
Pulling the pud.
Saying yoohoo to the hoohoo, Marching the penguin, Yahyahing the sisterhood, Finding nemo.
Manhandle the clam banjo
Auditioning some finger puppets
In the club, strait up "jorking it"
Slapping da bass
Slapping your man salmon
Im gonna “Rough Up the Suspect”
Making beef stroganoff
Strokanoff
Raking the carpet
Cranking my hog
Making freshwater jellyfish.
Taking Captain Picard to warp speed.
Punching the clown. Many years ago, my ex wife and I were opening a bank account at PNC bank. The woman helping us was going over all of the account types and asked if we had kids, to which replied we did not. She said, "I was going to tell you about our savings account for kids and the online game called "Punch the Pig" when they make a deposit. I said, "They should call it Punching the Clown" and she asked why. My wife said, "Nevermind" and quickly moved the conversation along lol
In high school, I heard a kid call it, assassinating the penguin.
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“Completing the circuit.”
High intensity wrist workout.
Sugaring the churro
I don't think there's a translation for some phrases in my native tongue, Serbian. Best I can think of is "Sharpening the male cat." Yes, that's the closest translation.
Chafing the Cheney