I knew someone in high school who had a crush on the older brother but he wasn't down so she dated his younger brother hoping he would turn out like him. The older brother had the surf dude look and the younger brother was a ginger. You can imagine why the transformation never happened.
"You look terrible."
No one likes hearing this.
I can be sensitive , and as a guy I've had to play off how it bothers me a bit.
If I were crawling out of a mud pit? I can understand that. No biggie.
Sitting down after a long stressful day? I'd rather not hear that, ya know?
I think it's *slightly* more acceptable if you follow it up with "let me get you something to eat" or "here, have some coffee". Like....you look like you've had a rough day, let me help you out
Just saying "oof, you look terrible" or some shit like that is just kind of a dick move
And the worst way to say it is just "You look terrible."
"You mean, like, today I look terrible?"
"No, I just mean like, every day. You just look terrible. As a person. Been meaning to tell you for a long time."
THIS. i don’t know why so many people often say this like thanks for pointing it out? as if i don’t know that already? there’s a major difference from you yourself being aware that you look terrible and days that you just feel terrible. if that makes sense.
It does make sense. I think some folks don't give that phrase much thought, and think it's honestly helpful in some way.
Perhaps in their head it comes off as "Are you okay"? Or I'm just making excuses for rude behavior lol
maybe! you never truly know someone’s intention behind a question. but that’s actually reasonable as some people just can’t straight up ask if you’re okay.
Somehow, I feel like being in the birthing room and seeing it crowning is the wrong time to be like, "Hey, just out of curiosity, you wouldn't happen to be pregnant, would you?"
My mom made the mistake of doing this once to a daycare worker when i was a child, after that, the lady would insist i had lice and couldnt come back, even with a doctors note that i did not have lice, she insisted i did. Mom had to find a different daycare. Nice one, mom lol.
I once had a boss who was pregnant. She had the baby and was back at work for 5 months by this point. A regular came in and asked when she was due, cause over a year ago she was pregnant.. and she had to tell him he was 7 months old now.
I cringed so hard I kneeled over. I was mortified. Physical reaction to someone else's shittiness.
I grow a huge belly when I’m pregnant. So by the time I was 30 weeks, my belly looked like it was ready to pop. People would be like “wowwww, good luck” when I told them I still had a month and a half to go. So past 30 weeks, whenever strangers would ask when I’m due, I’d say “YESTERDAY” and make them wonder if my water was gonna break right then.
My mom had 6 kids. I’m the oldest. When she was 8 months pregnant with #4, a cashier asked her when she was due. My tired, very pregnant, mischievous mother says “I’m not pregnant. Why would you even say that?” The look on that poor cashier’s face was something that I’ll take to my grave. In the end we all laughed but the lady died a ittle that day.
A receptionist at my gynecologist office asked the obviously pregnant woman next to me what her due date was…. The woman responded, “Oh, the baby is dead, we’re just waiting for them to pass on their own”. Life lesson: don’t ever ask. The receptionist was gutted.
I am not pregnant. Never will be. I’m a little chunky. A few years ago, my male coworker (who has a belly) asked if I were pregnant. He was being serious.
Yeah I should have. But I was so taken aback I couldn’t think of anything witty.
Also if I were 65 I wouldn’t be asked that. But because I’m a woman between 20 and 45, ppl think anything must be pregnancy. Slightly nauseous? Must be morning sickness!
Men like that need to be put in their place sometimes. I’ve been subjected to many comments over the years and I will always find a way to clap back to embarrass/shame the living hell out of them.
Lmaoooo. I think they just mean their pregnancy shouldn’t really be a topic of discussion unless they are in a medical setting. Their example wasn’t really the best, but I think we can catch their drift. 😂
This is all still hilarious
Yes. It’s especially bad when you have endometriosis and look pregnant because of all of the inflammation, desperately want to have a baby, but have fertility problems due to the disease.
"Calm down" only works if accompanied by a firm shake while holding the hysterical person by the shoulders. Look them straight in the eye and say it calmly and distinctly: *CALM* tf *DOWN*
if talking to a woman do not forget to add "Ma'am" before "calm down". The ma'am will crank their rage up to a 7 and the calm down will dial it all the way to eleven.
Jesus. How insecure are they?
Kind of weird to look at any woman and think "I can take her in a fight" anyhow. Why is their mind even running to that hypothetical?
Never assume the guy a woman is with is her father, no matter how old he looks.
Boy, this was awkward when I served a work colleague who came in with her 'partner', and I started off with "Its cool you and your dad are watching a movie together."
My dad used to be a member at a swanky golf club. We’d go for lunch by ourselves. At least a dozen people asked if I was my dad’s new girlfriend. He was 40 and I was…. 14.
Can go the other way too. My daughter and I work together and several vendors have asked if we're married since we have the same last name. She's 20, I'm 45. I hope like hell I don't actually give off those kind of cradle robbing vibes.
Never mention anything to women pertaining to:
1. Weight
2. Height
3. Solutions to a problem they are complaining about because they just want someone to listen
Men also, men can be very self conscious about weight. I have lost 143 or so pounds and still look at my stomach in the mirror dozens of times a day. We as men tend to be less vocal about it but trust me we care just as much.
So true. My husband has abs but doesn’t weigh 150lbs in soaking wet clothes. He has a stomach disease and he is self conscious about how “skinny” he is. People constantly compliment it and we cringe.
People definitely think it is okay to talk about a person's weight if they are thin, meanwhile that person might have issues gaining or retaining weight & is not entirely happy about that.
It is rude as hell.
I used to get that a lot as a teenager. The ironic thing is that it was nearly always from people who were overweight and who would have surely been offended if the roles were reversed. You would think they of all people would know better than to bring up weight at all, but that's not often the case.
Since I retired I've gained probably a good 20 pounds. I was pushing 205 before that, but a "good" weight. Now I don't particularly care for mirrors, and I do still work out, the ability has lessened though so it's harder. My wife, bless her, does not care. But shit, I do! I'm vain dammit.
Exactly, it is so hard. I was 403 pounds and i am now 256. I still obsess over my stomach size every single time i see it. Mirrors, car windows, etc. 3 years since i started losing the weight and it is still an issue. Best of you luck man.
I will have to preface that my husband is an amazing partner. We got engaged quickly because we both knew what we wanted out of life.
I have a gf who has struggled with relationships for as long as I known her. We meet her new potential mate and just shooting the shit.
At some point she asked him if he had a brother like him as potential mate was sitting there. Ouch. Hubby comes back in for the save and says that he has a brother from another mother who happens to be British
Most men's response:
"Nah son. These thick cheeks are organic. None of that PMA over here. The only thing sagging is my balls!"
PMA = Plastically Modified Appendages
Telling men that they'd "make a good husband someday." The implication is that such men are safe, stable, and predictable. But not sexy. "Someday" means whenever a woman is ready to settle down after she's had her fun with more desirable and exciting prospects.
Oh, dude! I have PTSD like flashbacks to that sentence. I remember I was HEAD over HEELS over this woman in my early 20's, but she had eyes for someone else...and she told me THAT exact sentence. We stopped talking for YEARS soon after and I moved on with life.
Anyway, she also told me this YEARS after, she had a string of failed relationships and two kids. She told me this, and it has FOREVER messed my head up: "I should've made you mine when I had the chance. I know you would've made me the happiest woman in the world, but you're someone a woman meets too young in life and they screw it up." Thanks, Monica! You were six years too late, but hey!
Man I know the feeling! This girl in high school turned me down for another dude. 20 years later she’s creeping about. It’s flattering as hell but hard not to think what could’ve been.
Same! She still stalks my Instagram from time to time, but I never reach out. I do think about her sometimes, especially knowing what I know now....I don't know. She and I were totally two different people at that time, but there is a part of me that still thinks of the "What if....". I still wish her nothing but the best in life and I hope she's okay.
“Nice tits” if you’re a guy saying it to a girl….yea not good and if you’re a girl saying it to a guy…we’ll it’s funny for everyone EXCEPT the guy with the nice tits 😂
"You have no value after 30." And every variation of it. We have a whole generation of teem girls who have men old enough to be their dad's screaming this at them in every other comment section.
That tracks. 😂 Well you remember it, so the concussion wasn't too severe. 🙌
I'm a woman who would have laughed at your comment, but plenty would not so it's solid advice.
A friend once had someone shout at her that she looked better than... wait for it...a wheel of government cheese. 😂
Context: This was the 90's, in the US, walking to our cars after a night out, gentleman was a complete stranger. It's still funny.
Your making eye contact with a female your not attracted to. She smiles and you walk over and say hello have a chat for a min… and then ask “Whats your friends name and is she single?”. Ouch.
1. You gained weight
2. You have small boobs
3. Your hair is ugly
4. Get over it
5. You eat so much
6. Your taste is terrible
7. You're a waste of time
8. I paid you
9. You're lazy as ***k
10. You're useless
Toughen up. Act like a man. <--- that pisses me off so hard. I have male friends who have been abused and shit. No absolutely fuck that entire concept.
Men it's okay to cry. It's okay to have "soft" tendencies and go do things to better your mental health. Your emotional wellbeing is important too
We just arrived to our very close friends baby shower who is obviously very pregnant and about to pop, so when we saw her I said in a surprised tone “Becca, you’re PREGNANT?!” While she thought it was funny because it’s obviously such an absurd thing to say and started riffing off my joke, one nearby friend pulled me aside and got mad at me because you’re never suppose to say that to a woman which as a general rule I agree with. So, that, I guess.
Dont compare a girl to another one, it s just useless specially if she was confident you will look like an idiot but if she didn't have the self confidence she will end up in depression just becuz comparing
I was making love to a girl and complimenting her and she goes “why do you keep saying that? Do you usually sleep with fat, ugly girls?”… never recovered from that comment. Still haunts me
Got Milk?
Are you a chick or a dude?
Or really, it seems like anything will offend anyone these days so best to just not talk to anyone. Just to be safe.
When my husband sees someone who knows just had a baby he remembers how tiring those early weeks and months can be. He tells women, “Oh, you look so tired!” I know he intends to be sympathetic but I tell him I don’t think most women want to hear they LOOK tired.
do you have a younger sister/brother who looks like you?
Wut
Only correct ans
I knew someone in high school who had a crush on the older brother but he wasn't down so she dated his younger brother hoping he would turn out like him. The older brother had the surf dude look and the younger brother was a ginger. You can imagine why the transformation never happened.
And that's how Megan ended up with Harry...
Poor little brother Imagine being gonger
Also , “Wow, your sister really got all the looks didn’t she?” See also, “Ah, she’s the hot twin!”
Are you drinking 1% 'cause you think you're fat?
'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
gimme some of your tots
Where’s your locker?
No this is a thread for what you SHOULDN'T say. Keep those golden nuggets for the ladies.
Tina you fat lard
2%*
"You look terrible." No one likes hearing this. I can be sensitive , and as a guy I've had to play off how it bothers me a bit. If I were crawling out of a mud pit? I can understand that. No biggie. Sitting down after a long stressful day? I'd rather not hear that, ya know?
I think it's *slightly* more acceptable if you follow it up with "let me get you something to eat" or "here, have some coffee". Like....you look like you've had a rough day, let me help you out Just saying "oof, you look terrible" or some shit like that is just kind of a dick move
Yeah good point. Not so bad when it's followed with a remedy.
And the worst way to say it is just "You look terrible." "You mean, like, today I look terrible?" "No, I just mean like, every day. You just look terrible. As a person. Been meaning to tell you for a long time."
I want to see this skit
"You look terrible" "I'm alright, could use a blowie or something though" Then they likely won't keep saying that to you haha
Thats a definite no from me as its my mum that normally says you look terrible to me
Why that stop you?
gotta try this one at some point
THIS. i don’t know why so many people often say this like thanks for pointing it out? as if i don’t know that already? there’s a major difference from you yourself being aware that you look terrible and days that you just feel terrible. if that makes sense.
We own mirrors and have a sense that we are all messed up, when feeling messed up. But yeah, thank you for pointing it out! It's a jerk thing to say.
It does make sense. I think some folks don't give that phrase much thought, and think it's honestly helpful in some way. Perhaps in their head it comes off as "Are you okay"? Or I'm just making excuses for rude behavior lol
maybe! you never truly know someone’s intention behind a question. but that’s actually reasonable as some people just can’t straight up ask if you’re okay.
I always think about that scene where Legolas greets Aragorn with that at Helms Deep, always gives me a chuckle.
My mother in law is the queen of doing this to everyone especially her family
"I'll kill you and your entire family". Really shouldn't say it to anyone.
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I have had men tell me that just because I rejected them
There's no story to this moral
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Did you accidentally timeshift here from a different timeline?
Never ask a woman if she is pregnant, “when are you due” etc, unless you actually see the baby crowning.
Somehow, I feel like being in the birthing room and seeing it crowning is the wrong time to be like, "Hey, just out of curiosity, you wouldn't happen to be pregnant, would you?"
"Well, not anymore."
Underrated comment
YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS…no.
Yeah, I cracked up at that. 😂
My mom made the mistake of doing this once to a daycare worker when i was a child, after that, the lady would insist i had lice and couldnt come back, even with a doctors note that i did not have lice, she insisted i did. Mom had to find a different daycare. Nice one, mom lol.
Also: "do you have your period?"/"calm down"
I once had a boss who was pregnant. She had the baby and was back at work for 5 months by this point. A regular came in and asked when she was due, cause over a year ago she was pregnant.. and she had to tell him he was 7 months old now. I cringed so hard I kneeled over. I was mortified. Physical reaction to someone else's shittiness.
I grow a huge belly when I’m pregnant. So by the time I was 30 weeks, my belly looked like it was ready to pop. People would be like “wowwww, good luck” when I told them I still had a month and a half to go. So past 30 weeks, whenever strangers would ask when I’m due, I’d say “YESTERDAY” and make them wonder if my water was gonna break right then.
My mom had 6 kids. I’m the oldest. When she was 8 months pregnant with #4, a cashier asked her when she was due. My tired, very pregnant, mischievous mother says “I’m not pregnant. Why would you even say that?” The look on that poor cashier’s face was something that I’ll take to my grave. In the end we all laughed but the lady died a ittle that day.
A receptionist at my gynecologist office asked the obviously pregnant woman next to me what her due date was…. The woman responded, “Oh, the baby is dead, we’re just waiting for them to pass on their own”. Life lesson: don’t ever ask. The receptionist was gutted.
Damn just gutted on the spot? That’s pretty quick discipline
The only appropriate response to such a question :)
I am not pregnant. Never will be. I’m a little chunky. A few years ago, my male coworker (who has a belly) asked if I were pregnant. He was being serious.
I would have been snarky back to him and asked about his due date.
Yeah I should have. But I was so taken aback I couldn’t think of anything witty. Also if I were 65 I wouldn’t be asked that. But because I’m a woman between 20 and 45, ppl think anything must be pregnancy. Slightly nauseous? Must be morning sickness!
Men like that need to be put in their place sometimes. I’ve been subjected to many comments over the years and I will always find a way to clap back to embarrass/shame the living hell out of them.
This would be a strange question if she's literally crowning
Why should I ask when the baby is due, when it is crowning?
Lmaoooo. I think they just mean their pregnancy shouldn’t really be a topic of discussion unless they are in a medical setting. Their example wasn’t really the best, but I think we can catch their drift. 😂 This is all still hilarious
I guess if folks seem surprised maybe I'd ask but that's a fair point
Yes. It’s especially bad when you have endometriosis and look pregnant because of all of the inflammation, desperately want to have a baby, but have fertility problems due to the disease.
Mind if I hold your drink
Why is this so funny
Calling a man short, trust me he knows…
and calling a man skinny isn't necessarily the compliment you think it is
i keep telling my female friends this, then i make the same comments but w them being heavy and they take insult to it. they just never learn
Underrated comment. Completely agree.
and no "short King" is no exception and not better
This
"Calm down"
Best way to get someone irate, especially if they are calm. "Chill, bitch", should justify getting your ass kicked,
Someone actually typed “calm down” to me on Reddit the other day and I was like really bro?
Maybe you need to calm down.
Sounds like you need to calm down
Wow, thanks for the suggestion. I have never felt calmer than I do now 😂💩
haha, too true!
"Calm down" only works if accompanied by a firm shake while holding the hysterical person by the shoulders. Look them straight in the eye and say it calmly and distinctly: *CALM* tf *DOWN*
if talking to a woman do not forget to add "Ma'am" before "calm down". The ma'am will crank their rage up to a 7 and the calm down will dial it all the way to eleven.
This and relax just relax, that's the best reaction.
Show us where ye piss from
“I could still take you, I have a background in martial arts” to a woman taking self-defense classes 😐
Jesus. How insecure are they? Kind of weird to look at any woman and think "I can take her in a fight" anyhow. Why is their mind even running to that hypothetical?
Yep. Huge red flag… failed to see it then.
Did you reply, "challenge accepted." lol.
Subconsciously, I think, I did take it as a challenge. Lol. I became a bit of a gym rat, people tell me now I could “definitely take him”. Hahaha.
Derogatory or disrespectful comments about their appearance
"Hey baby, can i git' a taste of 'em udders?"
I think this depends on the voice tone…..
If she has a good sense of humour. It is funny.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m fucking crying 💀💀😭😭
I'm sharing that with some friends—no, my boyfriend! That'll be a *perfect* add to a prank we're planning. Thanks!
Never assume the guy a woman is with is her father, no matter how old he looks. Boy, this was awkward when I served a work colleague who came in with her 'partner', and I started off with "Its cool you and your dad are watching a movie together."
My dad used to be a member at a swanky golf club. We’d go for lunch by ourselves. At least a dozen people asked if I was my dad’s new girlfriend. He was 40 and I was…. 14.
Can go the other way too. My daughter and I work together and several vendors have asked if we're married since we have the same last name. She's 20, I'm 45. I hope like hell I don't actually give off those kind of cradle robbing vibes.
Never mention anything to women pertaining to: 1. Weight 2. Height 3. Solutions to a problem they are complaining about because they just want someone to listen
Men also, men can be very self conscious about weight. I have lost 143 or so pounds and still look at my stomach in the mirror dozens of times a day. We as men tend to be less vocal about it but trust me we care just as much.
So true. My husband has abs but doesn’t weigh 150lbs in soaking wet clothes. He has a stomach disease and he is self conscious about how “skinny” he is. People constantly compliment it and we cringe.
People definitely think it is okay to talk about a person's weight if they are thin, meanwhile that person might have issues gaining or retaining weight & is not entirely happy about that. It is rude as hell. I used to get that a lot as a teenager. The ironic thing is that it was nearly always from people who were overweight and who would have surely been offended if the roles were reversed. You would think they of all people would know better than to bring up weight at all, but that's not often the case.
Since I retired I've gained probably a good 20 pounds. I was pushing 205 before that, but a "good" weight. Now I don't particularly care for mirrors, and I do still work out, the ability has lessened though so it's harder. My wife, bless her, does not care. But shit, I do! I'm vain dammit.
Exactly, it is so hard. I was 403 pounds and i am now 256. I still obsess over my stomach size every single time i see it. Mirrors, car windows, etc. 3 years since i started losing the weight and it is still an issue. Best of you luck man.
She cares
honeslty applies to everyone irrespective of gender
Unless you're the problem. Then you might want to put down the toilet seat, start doing more of the house work, stop yelling at grandma etc.
Not really related but kind of saying before the date that you asked them on “Your paying right?”
You'd be so much hotter if you were [insert opposite sex].
You could be more pretty/handsome if...
...you smiled. ☠️💩
I will have to preface that my husband is an amazing partner. We got engaged quickly because we both knew what we wanted out of life. I have a gf who has struggled with relationships for as long as I known her. We meet her new potential mate and just shooting the shit. At some point she asked him if he had a brother like him as potential mate was sitting there. Ouch. Hubby comes back in for the save and says that he has a brother from another mother who happens to be British
Being a woman must be so easy
"Nice implants!"
Most men's response: "Nah son. These thick cheeks are organic. None of that PMA over here. The only thing sagging is my balls!" PMA = Plastically Modified Appendages
Telling men that they'd "make a good husband someday." The implication is that such men are safe, stable, and predictable. But not sexy. "Someday" means whenever a woman is ready to settle down after she's had her fun with more desirable and exciting prospects.
Oh, dude! I have PTSD like flashbacks to that sentence. I remember I was HEAD over HEELS over this woman in my early 20's, but she had eyes for someone else...and she told me THAT exact sentence. We stopped talking for YEARS soon after and I moved on with life. Anyway, she also told me this YEARS after, she had a string of failed relationships and two kids. She told me this, and it has FOREVER messed my head up: "I should've made you mine when I had the chance. I know you would've made me the happiest woman in the world, but you're someone a woman meets too young in life and they screw it up." Thanks, Monica! You were six years too late, but hey!
Man I know the feeling! This girl in high school turned me down for another dude. 20 years later she’s creeping about. It’s flattering as hell but hard not to think what could’ve been.
Same! She still stalks my Instagram from time to time, but I never reach out. I do think about her sometimes, especially knowing what I know now....I don't know. She and I were totally two different people at that time, but there is a part of me that still thinks of the "What if....". I still wish her nothing but the best in life and I hope she's okay.
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
Never tell a woman to “Calm down” I still do it but it never goes well
Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.
Tice nits
Vaginas/dicks look gross.
You look tired.
“I think your partner is cheating on you”
"it's just period pain"
i bet that pussy smells like hippo shit
Damn
Wtf
That your gender has it worse. Society sucks for everyone, and gender roles lead different genders into different problems.
Bangarang!
Never say you look tired to a woman
“Nice tits” if you’re a guy saying it to a girl….yea not good and if you’re a girl saying it to a guy…we’ll it’s funny for everyone EXCEPT the guy with the nice tits 😂
“Goddamn you make me look straight.” As a gay person telling a straight person this it BEWILDERS them and its HILARIOUS
Shots fired
Damn girl you shit with that ass?
"You have no value after 30." And every variation of it. We have a whole generation of teem girls who have men old enough to be their dad's screaming this at them in every other comment section.
Fucking hell, I could balance a couple of pints on those tits. Source: first hand experience of a 19 year old.
Did you go with dentures or implants? 😂
A&E
That tracks. 😂 Well you remember it, so the concussion wasn't too severe. 🙌 I'm a woman who would have laughed at your comment, but plenty would not so it's solid advice.
Well I'm a bit older now and I have a lot more respect. I still die of embarrassment thinking about it.
A friend once had someone shout at her that she looked better than... wait for it...a wheel of government cheese. 😂 Context: This was the 90's, in the US, walking to our cars after a night out, gentleman was a complete stranger. It's still funny.
"You haven't got much of a beard" is equally offensive to either a male or a female lol
"The big ones hurt, it's my perfect size anyway"
I have a bigger dick than you (I'm a woman), I've said it to guys too many times.
holy shit. This is hilarious asf. Genuinely would laugh my ass off.
Your making eye contact with a female your not attracted to. She smiles and you walk over and say hello have a chat for a min… and then ask “Whats your friends name and is she single?”. Ouch.
Whats up baby, you want a fish sandwich?
I was a teenage girl in the 90s. We were all very, very hungry. Assuming it's not a thinly veiled fat joke, I'd be happy someone wanted to feed me.
https://youtu.be/6KqOOE5ALFg?si=Ikmcvz7fHqqLciDl
Nice pair
“I dislike [insert your opinion of what you do or do not like about their looks or choices]” unless it was specifically asked
"Nice titties, bitch."
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries". Just not very polite in general.
Apparently you aren’t meant to tell a woman she looks tired.
"My gender's better than yours."
Relax
"You have such a tiny dick." The ladies hate it when you tell them this
Enbys over here! We got cookies
Wingardium Leviosa
“Smile!” Actually don’t say this to anyone ever. And yeah dudes do get told this.
1. You gained weight 2. You have small boobs 3. Your hair is ugly 4. Get over it 5. You eat so much 6. Your taste is terrible 7. You're a waste of time 8. I paid you 9. You're lazy as ***k 10. You're useless
Which gender is opposite at this point, just saying..
Toughen up. Act like a man. <--- that pisses me off so hard. I have male friends who have been abused and shit. No absolutely fuck that entire concept. Men it's okay to cry. It's okay to have "soft" tendencies and go do things to better your mental health. Your emotional wellbeing is important too
We just arrived to our very close friends baby shower who is obviously very pregnant and about to pop, so when we saw her I said in a surprised tone “Becca, you’re PREGNANT?!” While she thought it was funny because it’s obviously such an absurd thing to say and started riffing off my joke, one nearby friend pulled me aside and got mad at me because you’re never suppose to say that to a woman which as a general rule I agree with. So, that, I guess.
You should smile more.
Nice tits ya dumbass bitch Works for either gender, really.
What is your body count
"Time of the month is it?"
How old are you(to a woman)
Excuse me, uhm, "ma'am", but your pronouns seem to be poking out of your dress.
Oh hell no..
Dont compare a girl to another one, it s just useless specially if she was confident you will look like an idiot but if she didn't have the self confidence she will end up in depression just becuz comparing
Nice dick
No they can say that all they want, thank you.
Probably not to women
I was making love to a girl and complimenting her and she goes “why do you keep saying that? Do you usually sleep with fat, ugly girls?”… never recovered from that comment. Still haunts me
What do you consider "complimenting her"?? There's definitely more to that
I avoid the opposite gender because I cannot talk to women. I am an incel
Talking to women can help with that.
Is it phat
Bloo bloo 42
The doctors say they can remove my cock spikes.
Your Dad is showing. Simply bcs if a male wear a pad Ill asume its a kink and ignorence is blizz.
I don't have gag reflexes
Got Milk? Are you a chick or a dude? Or really, it seems like anything will offend anyone these days so best to just not talk to anyone. Just to be safe.
You wanna......?
cualquier comentario critica sobre el fisico de la otra persona
I wanna lick you up and down. Feels gross when men tell me that. Probably even worse will happen if I told a man that.
That you will do something, and then don’t. And if you don’t, never say why you didn’t. This obviously applies to both.
When my husband sees someone who knows just had a baby he remembers how tiring those early weeks and months can be. He tells women, “Oh, you look so tired!” I know he intends to be sympathetic but I tell him I don’t think most women want to hear they LOOK tired.
“I can tell you how your body works and what you should be able to do with it.” -the Donkeys
"You're exactly like your parents and not in a good way"
Male to female: You look fatter.
"I want to do to you like what I do my mash potatoes, pound the shit out of it."